Of the NRA

I received the upgrade information last month and this ends this Friday.

Is upgrading to endowed status for life? Any further benefits?

I've got an extra $250 from my tax refund and thought about upgrading

I'm not even going to dignify that by answering that title line.



Besides, I'd just make most of you jealous.

Endowed ... ?

Nine inches plus ...

I'll take your word for it brother...no pics/proof required!

Dude. Wart hair doesn't count

Foreskins don't count. No measuring the anteater's nose!

"Endowment"? ... pfftttt. If you ain't a Benefactor you ain't $__t!

Just kidding. Congratulations