I figure most of you have started drinking by now, so you should be able to handle this....

Biggest I've ever seen.

You are a nasty, nasty man.

May God forgive you.

That's funny!!

that's gross!

Cow too. That's even bigger than a Moo-chele. GW

I'll bet neither one of them would have trouble calving with a Charolais bull.

Aaah...might end up having to pull. You never know!

The official term for that is baloney legs.

They're not calves they're STEERS!!!!!

By Golly, I believe that girl could play fullback for Green Bay!

L.W.

She doesn't do guys........








Praise Jesus.

Somebody get a trocar and be right quick about it, we have two bloated calves!

That, my friends, is why Hillary is the queen of the pantsuit.

them pumps are gettin a workout.

Now that is funny.

Billy Bob must have been totally drunk when he hooked up with that!!

Shows you what I know,I thought those were cankles.

Another cankle queen:

I didn't realize this was a thing, but I found several references:























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Somehow the moment I clicked to open this post I knew it was a mistake.

Nice pic of the next president!

good Lord, my eyes, my eyes!

Actually - that pic makes me feel sorry for her - my grandmother had edema that made her legs like that, and eventually got painful.
I've got to now shake the feeling of EVER sympathizing with Hill.

Where is Travis, headed to the market for a pound or two of flour!

Does she roll over and play dead?

It appears that the old bat has some health issues.

Thank God.

The wrath of the Almighty on you for posting that!

Verification dammit, I need verification. That can't be real!

Here you go....

I remember during the Lewinsky era, Chris Rock was doing stand up and said it was Hillary's fault because she had "thick ankles". Ever since then she's been wearing pant suits . . .

At least the skirt is long enough so you don't see her testicals.

Even the dog wants to vomit.

Even the dog wants to vomit.

First thing I noticed, the dog was gaking.

Those are not calves. Calves have muscle. Those are blubber. Fins.

Seen in a bikini from the back, I bet she has gill slits.

Makes me realize how blessed I am...my wife has great genes ... thirty years of ballet, running and triathlons....taking care of what God has given her... no barnyard critters in this house...

Cankles!

Jesus Christ man, some of us have to stay sober for work. Warn a guy, would you?!?!