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Posted By: RWE If Travis ever made a music video - 02/12/15
I hear this song on the radio channel surfing in the wee hours, and finally had to track it down today.

Needless to say, I now know, despite specualtion, that Travis makes music videos....

It's got a catchy beat. You'll be stuck with it all day if you can get the graphic images and the last 30 seconds out of your head.

If it's all the same to you, methinks I'll spare meself.
Note the cameo by Northern Dave in the doctor's coat.




Travis
And that truly was the greatest music video I've ever seen.






Travis
I want those shoes so bad....
They have a different version without all the graphic content that emphasizes the underlying message of sex and violence in advertising, as well as the fact that "the man" is wired into your life through your data devices, and for a minute there, my activist side was going to link that one, until the chick head butt the guy and his noodle exploded.
This is more like it,

.....a REAL "serious thread" !

GTC
Originally Posted by RWE
They have a different version without all the graphic content that emphasizes the underlying message of sex and violence in advertising, as well as the fact that "the man" is wired into your life through your data devices, and for a minute there, my activist side was going to link that one, until the chick head butt the guy and his noodle exploded.


No biggie, he was suffering from clinical depression anyway.

GTC
I'd imagine a Flave video as a Rob Zombie / Taylor Swift / Kanye West collaboration.
My fav part was the closed caption sounds the dude made after head butt.

"Warglebrgglurglegurgle!"
Originally Posted by northern_dave
"Warglebrgglurglegurgle!"


I got that on a T-Shirt, but I thought it translated to "Where's the thigh gap?"
Originally Posted by northern_dave
My fav part was the closed caption sounds the dude made after head butt.

"Warglebrgglurglegurgle!"


I love the hobo holding a sign that says "[bleep] you" and the middle finger as a sign of approval.

These guys got it.



Travis
From the song makers page:

[Linked Image]

No bullshit, this looks like Northern Dave
Did you guys [bleep] notice we can say [bleep] now? [bleep] bad ass. Rick hasn't a [bleep] clue but no [bleep] doubt one of these homos will run and cry about it like a [bleep] bitch any [bleep] minute now.



[bleep] Travis
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by northern_dave
My fav part was the closed caption sounds the dude made after head butt.

"Warglebrgglurglegurgle!"


I love the hobo holding a sign that says "[bleep] you" and the middle finger as a sign of approval.

These guys got it.



Travis


That was a Hobette
I did not notice that.
what the [bleep]? I had just mastered the art of creating visuals that suggested I was attempting to say [bleep]....

such as "4uck"

now you are telling me the lock is off the gate?

[bleep]....
I guess we still can't say $hit
can't say [bleep] either.

but you can spell it phag.

Originally Posted by northern_dave
I guess we still can't say $hit


that's bullshit.
Originally Posted by ingwe
I did not notice that.


Dumb [bleep].




[bleep] Happy Dave
Originally Posted by northern_dave
I guess we still can't say $hit


Who gives a [bleep]?




Travis
Phouc you!


Oh..I guess I didn't have to go to the trouble of overriding spelchek, did I???
Originally Posted by crossfireoops

That was a Hobette


The [bleep] it was.




Travis
Cool video. Bath salts meets Nike.
Originally Posted by RWE
can't say [bleep] either.

but you can spell it phag.

Originally Posted by northern_dave
I guess we still can't say $hit


that's bullshit.


Whiny [bleep].




Travis
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Cool video. Bath salts meets Nike.


[bleep]'-A.




[bleep]
Originally Posted by RWE
From the song makers page:

[Linked Image]

No bullshit, this looks like Northern Dave


Why do you [bleep] think everybody looks like me?

news flash, I'm a filthy dirty messy haired grease monkey that spends all day crawling around and under 50 yr old hot rods, and most days I look more like this:


[Linked Image]

Except I don't always look that damn happy.
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by crossfireoops

That was a Hobette


The [bleep] it was.




Travis


Crap man, show some compassion,....

She was obviously suffering from low electrolytes and clinical depression, that's why the surly attitude, and flipping fun loving joggers the bird, and the [bleep] you sign.

I usually prescribe an IV drip of Gallo Port Wine, starting at 1 qt. hourly.

...cleans that [bleep] right up, but it's too late, in her case.

GTC

[bleep]! How am I supposed to know it was depressed?

Speaking of depressed looking [bleep], check out that pic of northern [bleep] Dave.

Holy [bleep].



Not Dave
F word.
OK...enough already!

Every time you post a swear word send $1 to:

The Grand Poobah
21 Jump Street
Touch Hole MT 59666


[Linked Image]
don't you [bleep] have jobs?

I have to go install a headliner in this [bleep]:

[Linked Image]

see you [bleep] later.
That will be $2 please.
I can't believe I just wasted 3 minutes of my life watching that crap. I may be going rabbit hunting alone...
Originally Posted by ingwe
That will be $2 please.


look closer, I believe that's 3 fawking dollars.
Three it is! That puts you well into the next category, which is:

[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by ingwe
Three it is! That puts you well into the next category, which is:

[Linked Image]


that guy looks just like northerndave.
Snappy dresser too!
like some kind of candy pimp. I dig it.
Originally Posted by northern_dave


[Linked Image]



I seen that guy on "Pedophile Alert", Drives an old beat up Ford with blacked out windas. Yep, that's him awright.
Is 'pimp' a swear word?
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by northern_dave


[Linked Image]



I seen that guy on "Pedophile Alert", Drives an old beat up Ford with blacked out windas. Yep, that's him awright.


Pfththt, yeah what ever.

I drive a van.

[Linked Image]
What about [bleep]?
[bleep]!
Sweet! It still [bleep] works! This is [bleep] awesome!! Wish I would have found this [bleep] thread this [bleep] morning!

[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Ingwe, if you give me your [bleep] bank info, I'll just do [bleep] direct deposit to your [bleep] account.
Originally Posted by ingwe
Is 'pimp' a swear word?

[bleep], no, you stupid [bleep] [bleep].




check is in the mail, bitch.
You [bleep] need to keep the [bleep] up, as this is old [bleep] news...

I'm a trendsetter...
Originally Posted by northern_dave



[Linked Image]



what do you have ,like three [bleep] grey chin whiskers?


[bleep] pup. laugh
Originally Posted by fluffy
Originally Posted by northern_dave



[Linked Image]



what do you have ,like three [bleep] grey chin whiskers?


[bleep] pup. laugh


RAUGH OUT [bleep] ROUD!!
We can say [bleep] now cool
Dave is a beautiful man.


RWE, never watched the vid but that tune has been on my 'playlist' for awhile.
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by ingwe
Is 'pimp' a swear word?

[bleep], no, you stupid [bleep] [bleep].




check is in the mail, bitch.


[bleep] I hope OKOK is staring at your sig gif. in a depressed stooper...
Huh? I thought was Travis's video. I mean I know he's missing the UA cap, but I bet his fluffer is holding it just off screen. See for yourself.

[video:youtube]v=QqLs0CBNoSA[/video]
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by ingwe
Is 'pimp' a swear word?

[bleep], no, you stupid [bleep] [bleep].




check is in the mail, bitch.



That was not a very nice thing to say.



[Linked Image]
I'm understanding that ingwe actually was there when the red sea was crossed for the 1st use of the "f word", as Moses slipped on a rock. He has a copyright on it, hence his issue with payment.

From the video, for future use:

[Linked Image]
Originally Posted by fluffy
Originally Posted by northern_dave



[Linked Image]



what do you have ,like three [bleep] grey chin whiskers?


[bleep] pup. laugh


I had just finished sand blasting and grinding the belly of a 50 yr old car, any gray was colored rust/dirt color.

Its a hair coloring technique similar to "just for men", except my way actually is reserved for real men.

grin
Originally Posted by northern_dave
I'm a filthy dirty messy haired grease monkey that spends all day crawling around and under 50 yr old hot rods..


50 year old hot rods? Is that code for cougars?

W.T.F. was that fluff of a video? Freakin' shoes?

Hell no.



All I saw were heads exploding.

It was perfect mind numbing entertainment.
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