I check out the main page on wikipedia every day--some interesting facts for trivia buffs there usually.

Today I learned the French used to pay their soldiers in playing cards!

Indoniesia has a bird called the Invisible Rail.

I'm thinking WTF?

Then I realized what day it is.

I knew what day it was when my wife woke up first and wanted sex.

She got you too....

Well, technically, no. Figuratively, yes.

And then everybody started saying happy birthday.

Happy birthday violator22 and brotherbart!

Happy Birthday Flave!

It's actually my youngest b-day today...he's 6 now. We had hot dogs for breakfast! It's always a fun day for us.

I just don't understand why youse guys hafta go phoney-up your birthday here, just for a laugh!

Yes, that pisshead Seafire got me first thing this am. Payback is coming......

Yes, the phone rang very early this morning. I couldn't see the caller ID without my glasses.
Otherwise I would never have answered. A really dum April Fools Joke, followed by unrelenting hee haws.

My phone just rang again as I am typing this: An over-acting young woman's voice:
"Congratulation's! You have just been selected to be included on a Fabulous Free - (blah-blah-blah) - Cruise Trip!"
" Press '1' now if you are interested."
" Press '2' now if you are not."

I pressed '2' - Man's voice: "Your name has been removed from our list."

Silence . . .

Huh? No Joke?

Your shoe's untied.

Yep, Mother Nature pulled this one on me this morning -



It's supposed to be spring, for crying out loud.

This was a good one received this email a short while ago
http://www.famous-smoke.com/special...aign=CubanCigars&utm_content=EMS3707