Japanese Sex - 05/12/15
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform kinky, highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex.... You need serious help!!!
Japanese Sex translated!
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform kinky, highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
Translated: Wood. Giant!
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
No! Toothpick!
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
I will show you wench!
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Not now, I have a headache!
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
You are just like your sister!
Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex.... You need serious help!!!
Japanese Sex translated!
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform kinky, highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
Translated: Wood. Giant!
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
No! Toothpick!
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
I will show you wench!
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Not now, I have a headache!
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
You are just like your sister!