As a kid growing up we ate Corn Flakes for breakfast instead of Wheaties. I glad I did not eat the cereal that Caitlyn endorsed. I need to thank my Mom for this.

Snap crackle pop.

Maybe it's just me but rice crispies are prolly easier to fit up your butt.

Whatever...
Just don't start talking about malto meal, cream of wheats, or sloppy soupy Quaker oats products.

We eat bacon and eggs over here.