Looking through some of the forums this morning, I have seen some great Dodge jokes-
I wondered if members would be kind enough to post their best Dodge jokes on one thread so no one would miss some good humor. Besides, after a day or two, we can use them on Fords, and Chevy and Toyota!

Dakota

That IS funny! And you get the prize for the shortest joke.
The prize is a wild weekend in Parump, Nevada for a threesome with Melissa McCarthy and Pee Wee Herman.

That's a joke that's not a joke. My wife had one when we got married. We had a mouse build a nest in the heater box that blocked the air through the heater core. I had to take it to a mechanic who had to remove everything under the dash to get at it. It was the 1st thing installed when it was built. They didn't have the brains to put the core where it could be fixed or replaced easily.

beat me to it... when I was young and broke I bought a used one, worst truck I have ever owned. It truly was a joke.

Dodge trucks are like fat girls and mo-peds.

Fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you doing it.

There are more Dodges on the road than any other make of pickup!
(But they are getting them towed in as fast as they can)

Cummins deisel is good, but, you gotta buy a Dodge/Fiat to get one--

I think Fiat may be the fly in the ointment.

What is the difference between a Dodge pickup and a Jehovah's Witness?

You can at least, slam the door on a Jehovah's Witness...

Imagine herding cats down the road

When I was car shopping as a young man my dad gave me some great advice: "Look up dodge in the dictionary, it says: to avoid."

I only joke about things, and people, that have redeeming value.

What's the difference between a Dodge and a shopping cart ?



The shopping cart is easier to push.

Heard an old-timer with about 300K on his square-bodied Powerstroke say that same thing. "I really like that Cummins, but then they put it in a damn Dodge."

Jesus Chrysler.
Me and my old plymouth duster swept up the roads back in the day with fords (fugged over rebuilt dodge... found on roadside dead ) like mustangs and chevy cameros and other slow motion junk so regularly it was silly.

Mopar.
Only thing from deeeee troit ever worth remembering.

And they put a International in a Ford and a Isuzu in a Chevy. I'am not biased, owned all three and beat them all about the same. Not one stood out over the others.

Best truck I ever owned was a 1997 Dodge friend still has it for moving snow

What's in the last 2 pages of every Dodge owner's manual ?


The bus schedule.

And a Ford owners manual is who do I call to get home and can they repo it at the dealer

I axed a guy how he liked his Dodge. His reply was that it was kinda like shacking up with a big fat black gal.

What do you mean, I axed.

Well, he sez, I like it but I'm ashamed of it.

I like big black gals

Does 'Flave drive a Dodge?

My own take on the original "1st gen" 5.9s ? (and I own a pair of em')

The engine ...Vaughn Beal's American Vision

The truck ...Lee Iacoca's Mexican wet dream

GTC

Had an 84 Dodge prospector, great mtn truck, sucked on the highway. Only thing was it would burn up a battery every 16 to 18 months. Everything else was just great. Have a 1500 now, original battery lasted 13 years, rest of it not so well.

When one of my few friends showed up in my driveway one day to show off his brand new shiny Dodge truck I told him the same thing that my Dad told me when I was looking to buy one. "It takes more than a Cummins engine to make a truck out of a Dodge." Nuff said.

a dakota with a shumaucher kit and a 440 is no joke.

mopar or no car

The best joke for you on a Dodge , is to buy one.

I drove Ford company trucks for over thirty years, starting with in line sixes and ending up with a couple of 7.5 Diesels.
Even owned a couple myself.
Damn fine trucks and I loved the 7.5. The last one had 245K on it when I turned it in and was running as good as new.
If Ford had not discontinued the 7.5 at the time I got ready to retire I would be driving one now, but they went to the crappy 6.9 (not my words, those are from a dealer service tech)
I'm driving a '06 Dodge 2500 Cummins, six speed manual trans, with currently 91K, I use it mostly as a hunt/haul rig so not a lot of miles.
It's as good any truck I ever drove.

BTW, my car? It's a Ford.

Dodge/Mopar products always looked tinny and cheap. They reminded me of rolling stock cobbled up to fulfill the lowest bid on military contract.

Jim

I missed that one at the dealer. I'm sure it would have helped the shiety transmission and front end.

Huh?

I drove a number of trucks during that time, the last two of which had the 7.5 engine.
Simple enough now?

No, because ford never had a 7.5 diesel. The 7.5/460 was a gas engine
http://www.dieselhub.com/tech/ford-diesel.html

You're absolutely right, guess I had a brain fart.
Let's try 7.3 engine. Maybe I've been retired too long.
Thanks for the correction.
Still, the SEVEN POINT THREE, was hell of a good engine.

was a good engine? LOL still a good one IMHO.

heres a dodge joke

2005 1500 slt 4x4 with 4.7l engine bought in 2011 with 68k-ish miles. by the time it went to the ford dealer last fall with 90k-ish miles on a trade-in it had:

bad pinion gear
bad ball joint
tranny slipping
door panels falling apart
exhaust rotted off
total body rot all around
oil pan rotted out
rear bumper rotted out
11 mpg if i took it easy
almost no power on hills
the kicker was it stalled at 30mph with my kid driving. it went away within 2 weeks.

never again. and that ain't no joke.

Can't help here - all of the truck jokes I've heard are about Fords.

Just curious. Anyone remember Plymouth trucks?

Dodge provided PUs to the military for many years.

Yep. When i was a pup about seventy years ago, my close friends dad had one.

But they weren't called "trucks" back then. Pickups was what they were known as and to this day, I still can't call little 1/2 and 3/4 ton pickups "trucks."

Lowest bidder always get's the military contract.