Ok,

So far on this forum I've been designated "turd like", and a "dysfunctional squirrel"

But today I got my first PM for Larry Root:

He's in Pinedale. Not much different....
oldman1942 Offline
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Registered: 09/15/09
Posts: 5230
Loc: WY & FL
You enjoying taking your kids to the park ?

Your daughter enjoying showering with the boys ?

Tell me about your income tax ?

Dumb [bleep] !


What new title does that entitle me to?

antsniper: You are, what people think you are.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

One you really don't want.

You have arrived! A Larry Root PM is what got me to Turd Like after many years of trying.

Mensa member Savage 99 called me a dumbazz via PM a few years when I claimed the Stoner XX-15 design solid, one of the best ever. Somehow I have managed to get over it and on with life.

You are tough!

Larry is lower than whale sheet. Nothing suprises me with his antics.

A dry ride in Pinedale, WY from the root-master.

Gratis!

What name is the mythical Larry Root going by these days? I have to really put on my game face and come up with some witty reparte' worthy of pizzing him off so I too can attain Turd-like clan status. It's such a special club.........

Got first ever PM from the root yesterday also. Have had a number from dipschit Darnel. I believe you have to post the PM along with along with insulting the poobah, and a few other steps to attain "turd" status.

Haven't seen the list in a while, maybe the turd elites could help.

Hmm, I've been turd like for several years now and didn't even realize it.

You may now officially consider yourself a member of a " Clan of Turdlike People"


A title originally bestowed upon us by Varmintgay...





However, it would help your status if you fulfill another requirement: that of publicly disrespecting the Grand Poobah of a Turdlike People....

To showcase -

stating:

"The Grand Poobah is so silly with age, he forgets the name of the band he is presiding, would indeed count as public disrespect of the "Grand Poobah of the Merry Band of Turdlike People."

No idea about this guy and his Clan...

I was just wondering where you were Carl.


Thanks for chiming in to show others how to show me a lack of respect.


I think......

Actually,Ingwe is a closet .270 owner and has several Weatherby rifles.

OK...thats " over the top" for disrespect....

Reel it in a little or prepare to smoke a soggy turd in hell.

We need fishing girl pics, too...

HA! Been "smoking a soggy turd in hell" for a while now.

Hope all is well your way, Poobah.

You know, what the man said -

"Rather endanger a friendship, then to skip a pun."

Thanks Patrick!


Its nice to feel loved!

I can always count on you!

Skip a pun? Not only is that blasphemy, it's impossible.

Smoke that Skippy.

Damn straight! I have it on the best authority that he owns a 1960's era Weatherby rifle with that uber-cool flared pistol grip and high Monte Carlo comb, but it's absolutely untrue it's a 270. The "270 Weatherby Magnum" stamping on the barrels is obviously a misprint.

antelope_sniper... welcome to the turd-like clan! You have successfully completed the requisites:

1) being turd-like in your disposition and general demeanor;
2) have received a nasty PM from the Rootster;
3) have insulted or otherwise disrespected the Poobs in the open forums.

By rule, Poobs has to declare you turd-like before you can claim the status in your sig line. But since His Leopardthongness can't remember if it's breakfast or Tuesday most days, you're pretty much solid to claim it anytime you care to.

I'm pleased to field so many hate PM's, the latest from LR. Civic duty and all that. Can't think of anything to insult the poobah about though. I don't generally fit in any clubs anyway. I'm just glad Travis and I aren't tight, that's enough.

When you're as old as Ingwe,forgetting stuff is the norm.

Never met Norm myself, is he short?

Average height and weight,kinda looks like Tom Selleck during his Magnum P.I. days.

Yes,

I've previously received the Yoda picture and instructions to smoke a turd in Hell.

It had something to do with a reference regarding the undisputed superiority of the .270 Winchester over the anemic 7x57, which is only appropriate or little girls shooting jack rabbits.

For some reason that wasn't very well received.

Looks like I'll be passing out more soggy turds in hell like the welfare office passes out EBT cards in the 'hood.....

NO not to tall but my name shure gets thrown about in casual conversation.

norm

Wow,

I bet that's some nice fresh pink meat. Marinate it with Chardonnay, spend the afternoon smoking it with some nice hard wood. Looks mighty tasty.

I detect some possible double entendres there.



Kudos.

WELL NOW THAT'S ONE OF THE FEW COMPLAMENTS i HAVE RECIEVED

thank you

norm

I think he was talking about me Norm....

Heres a pic of me a couple decades ago...

You're welcome norm99.

Ingwe, the years have not been kind to you.

LOL, I got a pm from root some years back calling me a dolt.

Interesting Gunner,the PM larry sent me yesterday he called me a troll.

Figured that was the pot calling the kettle black.

Keyboard anonymity allows that old chickenchitt to sit on an imaginary set of tungsten nuts that don't really exist!

It sure does!

Corrected for truth.

The PM I got, he denied being Larry Root, but said he wasn't going anywhere...

I think we've gotten that by now..

His house in Pinedale is for sale, how easy to drop by for a looksee.

Yea, but the wheels and axles are not included. He had to sell them to buy cigarettes.

At your 8th grade graduation...

Kent

If I pull my primary residence with my secondary residence does that make me a redneck?

Man,....would that ever be a riot.

.....though what George said about "crazies travel in packs" is damn sure on the mark.

KRP can verify that one can on occasion azz around here to the point where you start getting PMs that stand your hair on end, and make your skin crawl.

Better to let something that vile alone (outside of cautionary posts re: scamming).

Let it alone, it will rot away from the inside out, sooner or later.

Signed,

"one of the gang of twenty",

GTC

LOL, ole larry would probably have some fresh coffee on for a man dropping by with a loaded checkbook.

I seem to attract the most toxic ones.

Kent

Yea, but he probably reuses his coffee grounds for a month or so. I'll pass on the coffee made with rancid grounds.

Boiling water is like iodine, only harms the bad and never the good. ;]

I heard he was moving to Va.

Jesus man not in PUBLIC...have some respect.


Sheesh!

Welfare payments must be higher in VA.

I understand his Weatherby Vanguard in .270 Winchester, but I just can't get past the Bushnell Banner with aluminum rings he mounted on top of it.

Must be your winning smile.

Tom looks best with a Sharps 45/110 in his hands!!

A slab over in Dover would be better.

I would never go to another person's for sale home, if I had any issues current or in the past. Leave him be, and let him sell his home. He's moving on, and maybe closer to relatives back East if that may be, for whatever reasons, maybe health, his or wife's. We know he has problems. I'd just let it be.