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Posted By: deflave For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Posted By: deflave Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
HIs bit on the epidemic is priceless. Great comic.


I'm not sayin' a word, I want to get laid.
Posted By: hanco Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Great comic
Posted By: raybass Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
FUNNY laugh
Posted By: tzone Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
100 years ago I could beat u with a f'n mop handle.

LMFAO
Lmao. Lot of truth in there...
Posted By: SBTCO Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
"DO IT! DO IT! Just F'ING DO IT!"...

Pretty much the case.. gotta have discipline to be a man...and planning.
Posted By: jorgeI Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Andrew Dice Clay redux.
Guy's hilarious.
Posted By: FreeMe Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Hilarious truth! (did I say that out loud?)
Posted By: deflave Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Originally Posted by jorgeI
Andrew Dice Clay redux.


Not even fugking close to ADC.




Dave
Posted By: FreeMe Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jorgeI
Andrew Dice Clay redux.


Not even fugking close to ADC.




Dave


No comparison at all. ADC can't rise to this class.
Posted By: deflave Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
That's akin to saying Stepbrothers is a redux of Airplane.




Dave
Posted By: deflave Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Posted By: jorgeI Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
The Orifice and Delphi has spoken...
Posted By: ingwe Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Truth
This dude is funnier than [bleep]!
Posted By: deflave Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Originally Posted by jorgeI
The Orifice and Delphi has spoken...


STFU you grumpy old bastard.



Dave
Posted By: deflave Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Originally Posted by rcamuglia
This dude is funnier than [bleep]!


Incredible comic. Watch his interviews. He never shuts down.






Dave
Pretty funny for a yankee.
Posted By: jorgeI Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
He's hilarious
Posted By: jorgeI Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jorgeI
The Orifice and Delphi has spoken...


STFU you grumpy old bastard.



Dave


Old is a state of mind.
tag
Yeah, that bending over to change dvd's is a real ball buster. grin

TFF
Another Masshole. Before he 'made it' as a comedian, he used to do nickel and dime gigs at local metro Boston gatherings. One being a Boston DU dinner at a hotel downtown I was part of when I was a committee member. The mob I was with got him good and stiff after his routine.
Posted By: deflave Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
You all blew him?


He's not THAT funny.




Dave
Originally Posted by deflave
You all blew him?




Multiple choice pop quiz.

A. Yes, we were operating on a limited budget that year.
B. If it ain't on film, it never happened.
C. Expect a call from the Assimilating Asians Against Angst and Anger League regarding a slander suit being prepared.
D. It wasn't Shrapnel on stage in Billings. No hummers involved.
E. Stiff = old school Boston slang for shytfaced drunk.

Your score will represent 50% of your final grade.
Posted By: rosco1 Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
A lot of his stuff is on Netflix, along with his cartoon called "F is for Family"

Looks like Jorge is on the booze again.
Posted By: deflave Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
I have not seen his cartoon. I wish guys like him would avoid TV shows forever.



Travis
Posted By: rosco1 Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
His domestic violence routine is pure gold. The guy kills it the whole time he's on stage.
Posted By: deflave Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
That's my favorite of all his bits actually.




Dave
Originally Posted by deflave
I have not seen his cartoon. I wish guys like him would avoid TV shows forever.



Travis


Nonsense, he played a part in Breaking Bad.
Posted By: rosco1 Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
"what were you doing that mad it so mad it tried to kill you?"

"well were you [bleep] with it?"
Posted By: Prwlr Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Originally Posted by kamo_gari
Originally Posted by deflave
You all blew him?




Multiple choice pop quiz.

A. Yes, we were operating on a limited budget that year.
B. If it ain't on film, it never happened.
C. Expect a call from the Assimilating Asians Against Angst and Anger League regarding a slander suit being prepared.
D. It wasn't Shrapnel on stage in Billings. No hummers involved.
E. Stiff = old school Boston slang for shytfaced drunk.
F. All of the above.



Your score will represent 50% of your final grade.


Forgot one, fixed it for you.
Posted By: deflave Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Originally Posted by kamo_gari
Originally Posted by deflave
I have not seen his cartoon. I wish guys like him would avoid TV shows forever.



Travis


Nonsense, he played a part in Breaking Bad.


That only proves my point.




Dave
Posted By: deflave Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/25/16
Originally Posted by rosco1
"what were you doing that mad it so mad it tried to kill you?"

"well were you [bleep] with it?"


LMAO.

This dude is from Schaumburg or some other northern suburb of Chicago. He's funny but I wish he wasn't so animated.

Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by kamo_gari
Originally Posted by deflave
I have not seen his cartoon. I wish guys like him would avoid TV shows forever.



Travis


Nonsense, he played a part in Breaking Bad.


That only proves my point.




Dave


Oh, OK sorry. I thought you were a door kicker or something cool. Hadn't realized you're the guy who writes parking tickets for expired inspection stickers and yells at the black kids to get off the lawn and to stop grabbing the balls on the bronze horse statues.

P.S. My mommy said we can't be friends anymore.
Posted By: deflave Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/26/16
Leighton, if'n I were you I'd just rest assured in the knowledge that, one on one, you can prob'ly kick the a$$ of most everyone on these boards.

Which is why if me and you ever get into it, I'm bringing a rottweiler.
Posted By: deflave Re: For All the Moms Out There - 11/27/16
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Leighton, if'n I were you I'd just rest assured in the knowledge that, one on one, you can prob'ly kick the a$$ of most everyone on these boards.

Which is why if me and you ever get into it, I'm bringing a rottweiler.


WTF are you babbling about?

Why not just peddle up to Boston and suck his dick?




Dave
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Leighton, if'n I were you I'd just rest assured in the knowledge that, one on one, you can prob'ly kick the a$$ of most everyone on these boards.

Which is why if me and you ever get into it, I'm bringing a rottweiler.


WTF are you babbling about?

Why not just peddle up to Boston and suck his dick?




Dave


Just stating fact is all <"shrug'> Have you met Leighton?

Hey, insult Leighton all ya want, most likely he could snap you like a twig if'n it were face to face and he were so inclined.

Birdwatcher

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