Sick of winning?

Beer tastes better. Guns and components aren't insane. Grabbing women by the pussy has been legitimized. I can't get enough of this winning schit.




Dave

Cheers to that flave...

Charlie Sheen knew.

Four more years of this will be huge!

Bigly!

My face aches from grinning .

...beats the hell out if the last 7 3/4 years , and t'think it can only get better?

meh!!!.....

The fact that I get to spend the next 4 years without the Govt attempting to take even MORE of my earnings to "redistribute" to their minority group du jour or having them attempt to shove one of their lies down my throat (global warming, transgender normality, Muslim peaceful thoughts) is Yuuuge.

An improved economy, more gun rights, and stopping illegal immigration, would be icing on the cake.....

Trump's ass will be sore from all the kisses.

Good time to be alive, now if we could just buy a good light bulb at a good price.

My wife is a big Trump fan. I snuck up behind her a few days ago,...grabbed her by the crotch and flopped both of us on the couch,...told her,...

"If you're Donald Trump women will let ya grab 'em by the pussy,..but if you're just Joe Blow ya gotta rassel with the bitches!

She was laughing too hard to fight me off.

Cert',

I love that brewery. They do great things to great things.

If that guy shakes AIDS I can return to my worry free lifestyle.




Clark

I hope those are 6X.





Dave

There are free ones hanging off the side of every house.

Hint.




Travis

TFF.

I said something similar to my wife the other day.




Dave

I can't say I've been real conservative with ammo the past 8 SCHITTY years but I will say I banged away with reckless abandon this morning.

Things really are great again.

FACT.

Grab 'em by the pussy.




Dave

This - I woke up Wednesday morning Nov 9 with a big chit eatin' grin on my face and it hasn't gone away

Seems like yesterday when we were snipers in the coast guard killing mother ph ucking arabs in the Tigris river...

Oh wait wrong branch and story oops

I put this on the wrong thread.

Grab some pussy and make America Great Again.

And thanks for your service, ass hole.

I tried my wife just punched me [bleep]..

What? No mention of the Bears' win?

The family and I were across Lakeshore Dr. from
Soldier Field visiting the aquarium, but Soldier Field was rocking - you could hear the crowd from half a mile away.

The Aquarium is good family fun!

I'll be there in a few weeks. Soldier is iconic. I'm glad to see the Bears put KapperDick on the bench when no other team could.





Jay

Relevant headline, "Colin Kaepernick benched by 49ers after throwing for 4 yards in three quarters".

Mad Dog Mattis

Carrier

Stock market up

Socialists,Atheists, and Elistists all in shock that they have been rejected.

It's a huge relief.

TAC is not a myth.

22LR can still be bought.

You can still grab 'em by the pussy.

The only thing we thanked God for at Thanksgiving was Donald Trump and his average sized hands.





Travis

I am too exhausted from the winning to go into the woods.

Is that a front feeder?

You should grab those Crocs by the pussy.




Clark

DeFlave: I too enjoy the taste of beer a bit better since the election - I have also quit burying guns and ammunition in secret locations!
I pray that Trump will appoint young, worthy, conservative (constitutionalists!) judges to the Supreme Court of the United States.
Winning... yeah its great and I am taking on a new personal policy to folks I find out are demonrats (liberals) and that policy is to tell them to their face how much I despise them and remind them how much harm liberalism and socialism have done to this country - pfuchkem!
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

VG,

I'm glad you're as happy as I am.

Grab 'em by the pussy bro.




Travis

LMAO!!

You don't bring that schit to Soldier.

Ever.





Dave

I watch about half an hour of nbc or cbs just to get a good laugh. They are still screwed in the head. Life is good. ED K

I've had a little extra spring in my step and a smile on my face since 11/9/16.

Fixed it for you.

It sure does make for a more joyful Christmas season.

This thread is deplorable.

I like it.

Today, whilst picking up the 10-22 I won at the SCI Christmas party, the counter guy was telling me that they had lots of 22 rim and prices were dropping.

I winked and said 'let's keep winning!'.

I was happy to visit BiMart AFTER work on Black Friday and still find ammo on the shelves. I asked about the 9mm ball that was on sale, and the guy told me no limit. That sounds like winning to me!

So I helped make American great again, and bought a case.

BTW, I hope the .22LR hoarders lose their asses on a price drop.

Go Trump

True.. Only thing missing is the FLIP in an orange jump suit facing 25-to-life..

Trump hasn't been sworn in, and he is already making things better.

This is gonna be good

Which one did you win????






Dave

I wonder if there will be a Trump Baby Bump demographically?

Life is Good...Now trow those Fake Walmart crocks in the trash and buy the real thing...

GFY;

What is this winning, you speak of ?

Depends on what you call hoarding. Is 28-30k rounds for personal consumption hoarding?

Great thread Travis.. We all feel better.. Icing on the cake would be obummer and Hillary the whore headed to prison.. Life is wonderful!!

I only have 20,000 I better go get a few more.

Beautiful thread.

Dirt, you can start cashing some of those in now;)

I didn't want to get too COCKy

9.9


Mathman

SamO!

Temps are well below 32 bro. You know my policy.

Time to sit in front of my TV and grab myself by the pussy until this schit subsides.




Travis

Bro, artic cold front for real.



I broke out the extension cord for the ol' Ford.


Gonna be gone by sundown........

Boy those look good. But my wife doesn't let me drink until after 5p.





Dave

The last couple are gonna be just a touch slushy.


So refreshing.

Pacific dungee winning..that "plate" is actually a Rubbermaid garbage can lid.

And a tall can of Bud Light!


(I had to quit drinking that chit and switched to Coors Light)

Bud light or boones farm Sam... either way it's a win

I enjoyed that little white dog so much I let my wife get a house dog.

BRO!

Golden ticket.

You're fugking up here.




Dave

Cert,

Thanks for sharing your crabs.

Are those empty 22LR shells? It's no wonder we have a shortage.




Clark

That dog is awesome!


What is his/her(?) name?

Watson.

I wanted it to be Trump.




Dave

They is bro..winning one shot at a time

I think you have a 'problem'......grin

That red one was suppose to be mine.

You hoarding bitch.

Has anybody else tried the Mora knockoffs for $1.99?

What is that, a chicken gizzard?

The heart of a fawn.




Dave

I like Watson.






Whitey last Saturday.

He looks so serious.

Does he Crossfit?




Dave

He's a stone cold killa.

Eyes of a fugkin' shark.

Tell him to relax. America's getting greater by the minute.




Clark

Phugger's hoardin' Super Chickens, too. That's called a Triple Win.

Yep. Own three of them and one 8x that suchos.

Tell me more about the greatness of the $1.99 Mora knife. Where, what, why?

They are a Chinese knockoff of the Mora. I assume there are people that can't spare the $15 for a real Mora.

They actually sharpen easy and hold an edge. Pretty good for $1.99.

Good stocking stuffers. If not you can always just give a candle:

Doesn't she know it's 5:00 SOMEWHERE??? A man who lets his watch dictate the time to have a brewski most likely sits down to pee..

It was an attempt at humor.

If my wife told me something like that she'd be wearing Irish sunglasses.




Dave

LMAO...

Where do I get them?