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Dear Friends of the Crow and Bear:

As most of you are aware, Crow and Bear Vineyards and Winery has been for sale since last May. Yesterday we closed escrow, a bittersweet culmination to our four-years' wine-growing enterprise. Our first crop (from harvest 2016) is turning into beautiful wine at Pallet Wines in Medford. We have found a lovely home on a hill with a view, only 14 miles from here.

Susan Lowry has purchased Crow and Bear, which will be operated by her son Noah. They have decided to rebrand the place. So sometime soon, expect an announcement of the grand opening.

The very best thing we have enjoyed during our wine-growing adventure has been meeting wonderful people. That is what we will miss the most. Thank you for your support; thank you for your friendship. And as soon as they're released, come enjoy a glass wine vinted at Pallet by Linda Donovan from our estate Crow and Bear grapes.

But don't wait until then—come sooner, meet the Lowrys, and cheer them on as they take the reins. We hope you will show them the same loving support that you have shown us for the past four years.

With gratitude,

Spanokopitas and Spanokopitae
Grants Pass, Or
Well said and well done, Spano!
Congratulations, and best of luck with your next adventure.
congratulation on the sale,
and Best Wishes!
Posted By: add Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 04/14/17
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
Susan Lowry has purchased Crow and Bear, which will be operated by her son Noah. They have decided to rebrand the place.


Lol - Re branding a re brand?

"Initial notes of continued fail, then bitterness on the palette, followed by a harsh dose of being taking by the seller."

Best wishes to the new owners!
PTL.
Yer such an icon on the fire, now can you please retire?

Thank you for wishing us urchins goodwill, now can you just GFY.
Eat $hit and die co%^&cker
Nice farewell Spano. Good luck with your future endeavors. You were an example to all who wish they had the balls to do something big and important in their lives.
As long is what you did was more sweet than bitter, then I'm happy for you . What are ya going to do next , go fishing and hunting till you find something else to do?
Posted By: ingwe Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 04/15/17
Originally Posted by mohick
Eat $hit and die co%^&cker



+1
Self inflicted professional victim.
Classic bait and switch thread title...
Originally Posted by kingston
Classic bait and switch thread title...


Just his way of telling us all to GFY.

I sincerely hope he means the "good bye" part.
Originally Posted by ihookem
As long is what you did was more sweet than bitter, then I'm happy for you . What are ya going to do next , go fishing and hunting till you find something else to do?


I'll probably try to cash in on my machining skills. I've designed a suppressor that is somewhat different than any I've seen. Once I get my tax stamp (which should be soon since they cashed my check) I'll build a prototype and test it on the 300BK I'm building. If it works well enough I'll form another LLC and market them wholesale to dealers. This will of course require another Government license. But, having run a winery and tasting room I'm no stranger to Government red tape.

Other than that I still own half a publishing Company in Ca. and the wife still has her editing/book design business.

Other than that I guess I'll just sit in the hot tub, enjoy the panoramic view, and watch the clouds drift by.

Job one now is getting the house and machine shop moved.

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I guess I'll just sit in the hot tub, fart, and then pop the bubbles with my teeth



grin
A little birdie told me safariman wants an order of 10,000 supppressors. He will pay you in full when he sells the uberlanche or his big payday arrives.
So it wasn't "really" good bye...
Taste the lands and grooves, the smell of Hoppes #9 will add encouragement.
Posted By: rkamp Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 04/15/17

Please update on your next adventure. You are a class act. Saludos!
Originally Posted by rkamp

Please update on your next adventure.

Please don't!
Originally Posted by Deerwhacker444
Originally Posted by rkamp

Please update on your next adventure.

Please don't!


+1!
This thread needs a fridge girl

smile
Posted By: Jahrs Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 04/15/17
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Originally Posted by watch4bear
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I guess I'll just sit in the hot tub, fart, and then pop the bubbles with my teeth



grin


That is TFF
Originally Posted by slumlord
This thread needs a fridge girl

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Posted By: las Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 04/15/17
Originally Posted by achadwick
Well said and well done, Spano!


This. But he still ain't on my X-mas card list.... smile

So, Whackjob What might your next (only?) adventure be? I am sure many here await your reply with drooling jowls.
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Yer such an icon on the fire, now can you please retire?

Thank you for wishing us urchins goodwill, now can you just GFY.


A "Legend" in his own mind!
His pretentiousness makes me nauseaus.
never could figure why the hate for spanky.
I wonder if this guy is real? He is either a master troll or one of the most narcissistic people that has ever been on here. I don't mean this in a mean way but do you hear yourself? Wife has a wealthy Uncle that is a lot like you. His own wife enrolled him in a help program to curb his narcissism. It's painful for his family to even endure. If your a troll bravo sir you have stuck to your guns and played it to the bitter end. i wish you no ill will but do understand that the blue collar man doesn't need you or have to endure you. It's funny how guys with a bit of money think they have control over the common man. I have seen you refer to "your people" several times. Trust me without you they won't starve to death they will move on to the next job. I find this mindset fascinating how micro-millionaires as I refer to them think they are of a better station then other folks and feel the need to broadcast the fact.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

So, Whackjob What might your next (only?) adventure be? I am sure many here await your reply with drooling jowls.


What happened to all your good will?

As a matter of fact, what happened to "Good bye"?
Originally Posted by stxhunter
never could figure why the hate for spanky.


Me neither.
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Originally Posted by slumlord
This thread needs a fridge girl

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That 12-pack of light beer in the bottom of the fridge spoils the effect......

almost.
Originally Posted by k20350
I wonder if this guy is real? He is either a master troll or one of the most narcissistic people that has ever been on here. I don't mean this in a mean way but do you hear yourself? Wife has a wealthy Uncle that is a lot like you. His own wife enrolled him in a help program to curb his narcissism. It's painful for his family to even endure. If your a troll bravo sir you have stuck to your guns and played it to the bitter end. i wish you no ill will but do understand that the blue collar man doesn't need you or have to endure you. It's funny how guys with a bit of money think they have control over the common man. I have seen you refer to "your people" several times. Trust me without you they won't starve to death they will move on to the next job. I find this mindset fascinating how micro-millionaires as I refer to them think they are of a better station then other folks and feel the need to broadcast the fact.


Over compensating for their imagined situation of feeling insecure.

Originally Posted by rockinbbar
So it wasn't "really" good bye...


Was any post by the spanker ever good. grin

OTOH, some people like being around better than thou braggerts who live to put them down.

Plenty of folks like asswholes like zero, hillary and spanker, and at being one he seems a champ.
What fridge???
Good stuff, Spano, you've done well. Semi-retirement ain't half bad is it? Stay well.

Thanks Toot---I'll crank out something new which will no doubt piss off the usual pissors here.

Just glad to be out of the wine business. I got into it too late in life and it was more, much more, work than I could handle.

I'm not at all ashamed to admit I lost money in the venture but I escaped with my life. The Wife and I are very pleased with our new (to us) five acre RANCH on top of a hill with a 270 degree view of nothing but nothing.---Spano
Good luck, Spanker, in your next misadventure.
Good luck, but remember 5 is only a hobby farm! Ranchers need a section or more!
Since something that actually took skill, intelligence and talent was way too much for you, maybe you could aim a little lower on the beverage skill chain next time.

Like, maybe Nestle's Quik.

You could relabel it Nestle's Ich.

Natural evolution of Spanky: "Big" CA place > 10 ac Whinery > 5 ac feedlot. Crashin an inheritance like that must be painful. Knowin you wasted what all your ancestors worked so hard to earn.

Keep up the good work. Six months to a year, after you're forced to sell the feedlot, you might be able to afford the lot nexta Moprick.
Hahahaha. Pride goeth before a winter of discontent or something like that.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Thanks Toot---I'll crank out something new which will no doubt piss off the usual pissors here.

Just glad to be out of the wine business. I got into it too late in life and it was more, much more, work than I could handle.

I'm not at all ashamed to admit I lost money in the venture but I escaped with my life. The Wife and I are very pleased with our new (to us) five acre RANCH on top of a hill with a 270 degree view of nothing but nothing.---Spano
laugh
This field of alfalfa is 30 acres,6 times larger than your "ranch." Each one of those bales is $150 in the field. There is about 110-120 more acres of alfalfa that is ready to cut. This is the first cut,will have five more before this season is over. Then there is the 80-90 acres of corn silage,9 acres of cotton,and finally 40 acres of pecan trees we raise in a growing season. We will custom pick cotton for our neighbor later this year, which will be about 100 acres +/-.

Your penny-ante five acres is laughable to say the least.

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But, But, But, my five acre RANCH is mine. No employees no responsibility for anything other than enjoying the view and the hot tub and the sauna. No payroll, no payments (other than property taxes), no Government licenses, fees, inspections, no worry about Red Blotch, pesticide drift, late frost, early frost, labor availability, mildew, pruning, tying, suckering, tucking and a few other everyday problems. Above all freedom do do as we please when we please.

And we have hundreds of gallons of wine we have produced to sell or use.

We are very happy to be out of the wine business and to pass it on to a younger and stronger generation. They will build upon a very strong and beautifyl foundation we have set.

Now tell me what is wrong with that?

Posted By: Wtxj Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 04/19/17
Nothings wrong with that. 5 acres is not a ranch, that's all.
5 acres is 5 acres.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas


But, But, But, my five acre RANCH is mine. No employees no responsibility for anything other than enjoying the view and the hot tub and the sauna. No payroll, no payments (other than property taxes), no Government licenses, fees, inspections, no worry about Red Blotch, pesticide drift, late frost, early frost, labor availability, mildew, pruning, tying, suckering, tucking and a few other everyday problems. Above all freedom do do as we please when we please.

And we have hundreds of gallons of wine we have produced to sell or use.

We are very happy to be out of the wine business and to pass it on to a younger and stronger generation. They will build upon a very strong and beautifyl foundation we have set.

Now tell me what is wrong with that?



la vita e bella! (life is beautiful)

sounds great Spanky! keep up the good work, and the good works!

Sycamore
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
This field of alfalfa is 30 acres,6 times larger than your "ranch." Each one of those bales is $150 in the field. There is about 110-120 more acres of alfalfa that is ready to cut. This is the first cut,will have five more before this season is over. Then there is the 80-90 acres of corn silage,9 acres of cotton,and finally 40 acres of pecan trees we raise in a growing season. We will custom pick cotton for our neighbor later this year, which will be about 100 acres +/-.

Your penny-ante five acres is laughable to say the least.

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All that crap goin' on, how in the hell do you find time to shoot bunnies and post pics of fridge girls? confused

Geno

PS, I told my wife I'm going to do the ranch gate thing on our 6.89 acre place (can I call it 7?) with a sign naming it El Ranchito de los Perros Flaccos. (in honor of our whippets of course) It's not a real ranch, just a ranchito.
I'm multi-talented,or have two other employees. grin
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas


But, But, But, my five acre RANCH is mine. No employees no responsibility for anything other than enjoying the view and the hot tub and the sauna. No payroll, no payments (other than property taxes), no Government licenses, fees, inspections, no worry about Red Blotch, pesticide drift, late frost, early frost, labor availability, mildew, pruning, tying, suckering, tucking and a few other everyday problems. Above all freedom do do as we please when we please.

And we have hundreds of gallons of wine we have produced to sell or use.

We are very happy to be out of the wine business and to pass it on to a younger and stronger generation. They will build upon a very strong and beautifyl foundation we have set.

Now tell me what is wrong with that?

The land you see is ours,along with about another 100 acres +/-.

Labor is me,dad,my son and one other employee.

Pesticide drift,easy,spray when the wind is not blowing,like in the early morning.

That hay and corn silage is your cheese,milk,ice cream,yogurt and any other dairy product you eat.

Also,I enjoy farming,it does get tiresome at times,but would rather farm than sit in an office all day long. wink
Posted By: Wtxj Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 04/20/17
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
This field of alfalfa is 30 acres,6 times larger than your "ranch." Each one of those bales is $150 in the field. There is about 110-120 more acres of alfalfa that is ready to cut. This is the first cut,will have five more before this season is over. Then there is the 80-90 acres of corn silage,9 acres of cotton,and finally 40 acres of pecan trees we raise in a growing season. We will custom pick cotton for our neighbor later this year, which will be about 100 acres +/-.

Your penny-ante five acres is laughable to say the least.

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All that crap goin' on, how in the hell do you find time to shoot bunnies and post pics of fridge girls? confused

Geno

PS, I told my wife I'm going to do the ranch gate thing on our 6.89 acre place (can I call it 7?) with a sign naming it El Ranchito de los Perros Flaccos. (in honor of our whippets of course) It's not a real ranch, just a ranchito.


Now don't get those feelings hurt Geno.
6.89 is more than 5. So you are closer than Spanky to the ranch world.
People can call their land whatever they want. Just to me 5 acres is not a ranch. No live stock, nothing to make it a ranch. A big house on 5 acres is what it is. No big deal. I happy for the man, but it still not a ranch. A ranch has hundreds of acres, cows, horses etc.
It can be his ranch, but not a ranch as some look at it in this state.
Maybe if he has and keeps an Agriculture exemption on taxes from raising animals can he call it a true (very very small)(wait non working) ranch. smile
Posted By: Wtxj Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 04/20/17
Hey Spankie,

Think I'll go buy a Yacht.
It's going to be at least 15', with a motor. I'm going to call it the grand river yacht. Size and words don't matter anymore, except on women as far as size goes.
What do you think man. I'm going to own a 12' to 15' yacht. Words don't matter any longer, right.

Ya, I'm going to be a Yacht owner------------
Makes no diff to me

But I always thought a ranch dealt in sections not acres

Most we ever owned was 420 acres, but it was still just a farm to me

When I think ranch you ain't gonna cover it all in a day on horseback.

Ymmv

But if 5 acres qualifies my moose and squirrel ranch here in Alaska is doing great

I better go saddle up and check fences
There's TONS of ranches that encompass [b][color:#3333FF]less than 5 acres..[/color][/b]
Originally Posted by Deerwhacker444
There's TONS of ranches that encompass [b][color:#3333FF]less than 5 acres..[/color][/b]


The bunny ranch, the chicken ranch and now the spanky ranch?

Sounds kinda kinky? blush
Posted By: Wtxj Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 04/20/17
Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
Makes no diff to me

But I always thought a ranch dealt in sections not acres

Most we ever owned was 420 acres, but it was still just a farm to me

When I think ranch you ain't gonna cover it all in a day on horseback.

Ymmv

But if 5 acres qualifies my moose and squirrel ranch here in Alaska is doing great

I better go saddle up and check fences


Got to agree with this in the most part.
I don't saddle up to check fences, I just use my jeep in these days and times.
Even though we don't farm our farm and just run cattle on it today, it's still a farm to us. Wait, I got 51 ranchetts. cool
A lot of ranchettes are more like raunch-ettes!

I used to ranch grapes. Had to round 'em up and brand (crush) them every fall.

Now with my new 5.2 acre RANCH I don't have to do that.
5.2 acres sounds more like a house lot than a ranch. Course, you probably refer to the riding mower you mow it with as your "Big Green Tractor" and belt out Kenny Chesney while you mow.
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
So it wasn't "really" good bye...


I was kinda hoping it was an adios to the 'fire.
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
So it wasn't "really" good bye...


I was kinda hoping it was an adios to the 'fire.


Nope.

He still posts daily.

Remind anyone of anyone else? grin
Not a blade of grass on the whole RANCH.

Just big timber as far as the eye can see. Fire a rifle in any direction and the bullet lands on my RANCH.

This RANCH is to my liking, which means All HAT and no cattle.

Now how good is that?

I'm a happy man. May all you be at peace.
I didn't know Iguanas farted, damm I was blaming the dog.

5 acre Ranch ??? hee hee, I've got a lot more than that here...and I don't even have a ranchette
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
Not a blade of grass on the whole RANCH.

Just big timber as far as the eye can see. Fire a rifle in any direction and the bullet lands on my RANCH.

This RANCH is to my liking, which means All HAT and no cattle.

Now how good is that?

I'm a happy man. May all you be at peace.
You do know that a RF can go 1 1/2 miles and a CF can go up to 3 miles.

640 acres is one square mile,if you stand in one of the four corners and fire your rifle,the bullet will go past your property line. 5 acres is puny.


This is a 30 acre field,if I was to fire a rifle in any direction,it would hit a house. 5 acres is 6 times smaller than this field.
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One of the rules of firearms safety,be aware of what is beyond your target.
Ken

Remember daSpanker is the dumb ass that shoots at antennas.

And 5 acres is a residential lot. wink
Originally Posted by ironbender
Ken

Remember daSpanker is the dumb ass that shoots at antennas.

And 5 acres is a residential lot. wink
Thanks for that little bit of info,I did not know that.
All my guns shoot further than "5 acres". That was my only requirement when buying, the salesman guaranteed that it's a solid 10 acre gun maybe 15 depending upon elevation.
Goodbyes that last forever, aint.

This freaking goodbye is bigger than some ranches I've heard of-around here.
And bragged about it here.

Might remember pics but not sure.

Also wanted advice from our lawyers about sueing his dentist early in his infamous tenure here.
Originally Posted by ironbender
And bragged about it here.

Might remember pics but not sure.

Also wanted advice from our lawyers about sueing his dentist early in his infamous tenure here.
Sounds like he's quite the character. crazy
I can't blame a guy for wanting to sue his dentist. I've never met a dentist that I didn't want to sue. 😉
lol
Even if the problem was your own damn fault?

Once that became clear the barristers backed off.
Pretty sure there are some here who would like to give his dentist more business.
Ain't worth the trouble doc.
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Pretty sure there are some here who would like to give his dentist more business.
Or his proctologist. wink

Did I hear someone say antennae?

Damn thought they were extinct. Been hunting them for years. Thought I'd shot the last one. Set me onto one and I'll be there as soon as I can get the private jet fired up.

Anyone want to come along? Plenty of room. Bring mucho ammo these beasts are tough and will bite.
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
All my guns shoot further than "5 acres". That was my only requirement when buying, the salesman guaranteed that it's a solid 10 acre gun maybe 15 depending upon elevation.


TFF!
I have all manner of guns from .17 to 7mm, pistols and such any one of which I can fire and the bullet will land on my RANCH.
I've got 20 acres in Wyoming, that's a "back yard" here. If I called it a ranch, I'd be the laughing stock of the county. My dad had 24,000 acres, that's a ranch.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
I have all manner of guns from .17 to 7mm, pistols and such any one of which I can fire and the bullet will land on my RANCH.


Shooting straight up maybe. You should livestream it here....or at least have your people post it when the investigation is over.
Every gun I own, even .22 shorts, except for my Red Rider dog minder, will shoot clear over my 20 acres in any direction lol.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
I have all manner of guns from .17 to 7mm, pistols and such any one of which I can fire and the bullet will land on my RANCH.


If you shoot straight down.

Bigger than your "ranch."
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Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
Not a blade of grass on the whole RANCH.

Just big timber as far as the eye can see. Fire a rifle in any direction and the bullet lands on my RANCH.

This RANCH is to my liking, which means All HAT and no cattle.


You won the dumbest post on the internet with the top gem... eek

But, spoke the truth with the hat comment.

We knew you were all hat and no cattle long ago. Glad you finally realized it.
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
Not a blade of grass on the whole RANCH.

Just big timber as far as the eye can see. Fire a rifle in any direction and the bullet lands on my RANCH.

This RANCH is to my liking, which means All HAT and no cattle.


You won the dumbest post on the internet with the top gem... eek

But, spoke the truth with the hat comment.

We knew you were all hat and no cattle long ago. Glad you finally realized it.
5 acres,interesting,you must be near sighted. wink
My gosh, Spanky has y'all on a leash. All he has to do is show up and y'all are on his thread like JellO on a bbc.
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
My gosh, Spanky has y'all on a leash. All he has to do is show up and y'all are on his thread like JellO on a bbc.
Yeah and? wink
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
Not a blade of grass on the whole RANCH.

Just big timber as far as the eye can see. Fire a rifle in any direction and the bullet lands on my RANCH.

This RANCH is to my liking, which means All HAT and no cattle.


You won the dumbest post on the internet with the top gem... eek

But, spoke the truth with the hat comment.

We knew you were all hat and no cattle long ago. Glad you finally realized it.


After getting a lot of people pissed at his assininity he then starts to show a little self deprecative tongue in cheek humor, finally.

Never have I ever claimed to have any stinkin' cattle on any of my RANCHES. However I do have some nice cowboy hats.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Never have I ever claimed to have any stinkin' cattle on any of my RANCHES. However I do have some nice cowboy hats.


I thought we'd already covered that.

All hat. No cattle.

It can be taken literally, or in the sense of the term most people use.

Either way, it fits you.
Whats with the all caps "RANCH".

I dont get it.

I own a "ranch".
Originally Posted by k20350
I wonder if this guy is real? He is either a master troll or one of the most narcissistic people that has ever been on here. I don't mean this in a mean way but do you hear yourself? Wife has a wealthy Uncle that is a lot like you. His own wife enrolled him in a help program to curb his narcissism. It's painful for his family to even endure. If your a troll bravo sir you have stuck to your guns and played it to the bitter end. i wish you no ill will but do understand that the blue collar man doesn't need you or have to endure you. It's funny how guys with a bit of money think they have control over the common man. I have seen you refer to "your people" several times. Trust me without you they won't starve to death they will move on to the next job. I find this mindset fascinating how micro-millionaires as I refer to them think they are of a better station then other folks and feel the need to broadcast the fact.


Well stated, sir
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Never have I ever claimed to have any stinkin' cattle on any of my RANCHES. However I do have some nice cowboy hats.


I thought we'd already covered that.

All hat. No cattle.

It can be taken literally, or in the sense of the term most people use.

Either way, it fits you.


All head. No beef.
All head no foreskin. 😉
Would 75 acres of mountain land in Appalachia be considered a 'super ranch'?
It has a creek[crick for some here] if that helps?
Dang, when I was a kid back in VA, we had seven or eight acres.

I grew up on a ranch!!

Who knew?
My herd is all "Catch and Release" now.

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Well on Monday we will be downsizing from our 17.5 acre RANCH to our 5.2 acre RANCH.

Now, previously I owned a 225 acre RANCH in California and before that I owned a 360 acre RANCH in California. Both of those I sold at a huge profit.

This last RANCH I sold I took a loss on just so you can all rejoice.

Happy trails to all.
In your case ranch is spelled = YARD
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Whats with the all caps "RANCH".

I dont get it.

I own a "ranch".


Obviously you own a very small "ranch".

Don't be ashamed, I know a lot of people who have small things.
And how much do you like those small things, pray tell?
You must enjoy moving, you've done a lot since "retiring". I truly wish you all the best in your new place and please make sure you're shooting lead free ammo if your rounds don't remain on the ranch. I really worry about eagles, condors and buzzards. 😉
Smaller the better it appears.
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
In your case ranch is spelled = YARD


Yard you say? Hell my people take care of my yard and I pay them well for it.
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
You must enjoy moving, you've done a lot since "retiring". I truly wish you all the best in your new place and please make sure you're shooting lead free ammo if your rounds don't remain on the ranch. I really worry about eagles, condors and buzzards. 😉


Not to worry, never shot an eagle, condor, or buzzy.

Shot many antennae but they are now close to extinct. I have some huge ones hanging in my trophy room. Let me know if you spot one I'll be there as soon as I can get my private jet in the air.
Lol. Bluetooth will be the end of antenna hunting but at least you got yours done while still legal. 👍

Enjoy this new chapter in life.
I saw a big 'ol antenna out by my woodshed, stop on over, I'll lead you right to it.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Well on Monday we will be downsizing from our 17.5 acre ranch to our 5.2 acre ranch.

Now, previously I owned a 225 acre ranch in California and before that I owned a 360 acre ranch in California. Both of those I sold at a huge profit.

This last ranch I sold I took a loss on just so you can all rejoice.

Happy trails to all.
We were farming 1100 acres for about 14-15 years,from the early 90's through to 2007. Now we are farming about 300 +/- acres.

You are still small potatoes. 5.2 acre ranch.... crazy

The woman who bought this place has a 7,000 acre cattle ranch and several rice farms in CA.
She paid a fair price and I got out. What's wrong with that?
Nothing wrong with it. But thinking your measly 5.2 acre lot is big stuff that's what's funny.

Kinda funny also,that you have to mention how many acres she owns,still trying to one up everyone else.

Haven't you heard it's a 5.2 acre RANCH? Why can't you understand that simple fact? Maybe you are retarded?
This has been one long fücking goodbye.


A 5.2 acre ranch is an architectural style.

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He's a 5.2 acre raised ranch w/ satellite TV.


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Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Whats with the all caps "RANCH".

I dont get it.

I own a "ranch".


Obviously you own a very small "ranch".

Don't be ashamed, I know a lot of people who have small things.


Oh, sorry. I meant to say I own a RAN......no, wait.

Its pretty ghey to do the all caps thing.

I guess I shall have to be content with my several thousand acre "ranch".

Originally Posted by kingston
He's a 5.2 acre raised ranch w/ satellite TV.


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Two satellite dishes!

Now thats fancy!
Originally Posted by Wtxj
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
This field of alfalfa is 30 acres,6 times larger than your "ranch." Each one of those bales is $150 in the field. There is about 110-120 more acres of alfalfa that is ready to cut. This is the first cut,will have five more before this season is over. Then there is the 80-90 acres of corn silage,9 acres of cotton,and finally 40 acres of pecan trees we raise in a growing season. We will custom pick cotton for our neighbor later this year, which will be about 100 acres +/-.

Your penny-ante five acres is laughable to say the least.

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All that crap goin' on, how in the hell do you find time to shoot bunnies and post pics of fridge girls? confused

Geno

PS, I told my wife I'm going to do the ranch gate thing on our 6.89 acre place (can I call it 7?) with a sign naming it El Ranchito de los Perros Flaccos. (in honor of our whippets of course) It's not a real ranch, just a ranchito.


Now don't get those feelings hurt Geno.
6.89 is more than 5. So you are closer than Spanky to the ranch world.
People can call their land whatever they want. Just to me 5 acres is not a ranch. No live stock, nothing to make it a ranch. A big house on 5 acres is what it is. No big deal. I happy for the man, but it still not a ranch. A ranch has hundreds of acres, cows, horses etc.
It can be his ranch, but not a ranch as some look at it in this state.
Maybe if he has and keeps an Agriculture exemption on taxes from raising animals can he call it a true (very very small)(wait non working) ranch. smile


So, with some things going on I'm thinking of retiring, to our 6.9 acre place. The wife says my dog will be happy to have me around and I can raise bees, chickens, and goats.

Goats are livestock, right? I may even go big and get me a sheep and a calf!

By golly, I've got me a ranch in the makin'. Maybe I can talks the permit holder on the BLM land out back to let me use up a couple AUM's and I'll be big time!

Geno

PS, I'm hoping to not have to work as hard as you do farmin'. What's the point of retiring if I do? crazy

PPS, grape ranch? really?
My buddy has a turnip ranch.

The turnips are free range, cage free type.

No growth hormones, no antibiotics ever.

Plus, he doesn't mind if you drop by and poach a couple for dinner.
5.2, 17.5


It doesn't matter he prolly still gets lost on it
Hay Spanky,

If we all promise to call your feedlot a "ranch", in the future, when you're no longer here, will you uphold the *goodbye* portion of your promise?
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I'm starting to think he's not really leaving.
SOB tention ho needs more nephews.

With his login.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Haven't you heard it's a 5.2 acre RANCH? Why can't you understand that simple fact? Maybe you are retarded?
Only someone retarded would call a 5.2 acre plot a "RANCH."

It is a puny 5.2 acre plot of land. If I was to drive by it,I could blink and miss the whole thing.

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
My buddy has a turnip ranch.


Now you're talking. You guys just don't understand agriculture. When you raise spinach pies for a living, 5.2 acres is huuuuuge.
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
My buddy has a turnip ranch.


Now you're talking. You guys just don't understand agriculture. When you raise spinach pies for a living, 5.2 acres is huuuuuge.
wink
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
My buddy has a turnip ranch.


Now you're talking. You guys just don't understand agriculture. When you raise spinach pies for a living, 5.2 acres is huuuuuge.


What is the breeding rates for a turnip or spinach ranch? grin

Forgive me.

I always thought a ranch produced livestock, and farm grew table fare.
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
My buddy has a turnip ranch.


Now you're talking. You guys just don't understand agriculture. When you raise spinach pies for a living, 5.2 acres is huuuuuge.


What is the breeding rates for a turnip or spinach ranch? grin

Forgive me.

I always thought a ranch produced livestock, and farm grew table fare.
They breed like rabbits. wink
When you turn your turnips out in the spring you have to make sure you have about 1 bull turnip to 50 cow turnips.

Using that ratio you will end up with a 96 to 98 percent turnip breed up.

To get 100 percent is not economically feasible. Bull turnips are very expensive.

Spinach I dont know about.

We dont have good enough fence to run spinach.
Originally Posted by kingston
I'm starting to think he's not really leaving.


Iconcohor.
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Spinach I dont know about.

We dont have good enough fence to run spinach.
We grew spinach,tough SOB's! cry
You know he is a good businessman, he only needs to drop a comment every other day, to keep the pot boiling.

That's efficient, and shows he knows how to motivate his people to produce!

Long and Happy Life to Chairman Spanky! grin

Sycamore
Yup,makes the day go by quicker. wink
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
My buddy has a turnip ranch.


Now you're talking. You guys just don't understand agriculture. When you raise spinach pies for a living, 5.2 acres is huuuuuge.


What is the breeding rates for a turnip or spinach ranch? grin

Forgive me.

I always thought a ranch produced livestock, and farm grew table fare.


5.2 acres might be enough ground to make a living growing cannabis or wine grapes, but wouldn't be of enough ground to grow anything else that I can think of. Surely not enough ground to raise corn, soybeans, or beef cattle.

I think that DJT may be setting the stage to start withholding Federal Funds from California and the others that have legalized cannabis for recreational use if they refuse to enforce Federal laws.

Alaska, California, Colorado, Maine, Massachusetts, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington have chosen to legalize, or decriminalize, recreational cannabis use and of those eight, only Alaska supported DJT in 2016.

Heck, if it was legal and there was a market for it, I'd grow cannabis and/or opium poppies. What other people choose to do to their own bodies is of no interest to me, as long as it doesn't directly impact me or my family.
Meanwhile back at the 5 acre RANCH . . .

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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
My buddy has a turnip ranch.


Now you're talking. You guys just don't understand agriculture. When you raise spinach pies for a living, 5.2 acres is huuuuuge.


What is the breeding rates for a turnip or spinach ranch? grin

Forgive me.

I always thought a ranch produced livestock, and farm grew table fare.


Heck, I was wondering what the TUM (Turnip Unit Month) stocking rate could be on 5.2 acres, given it's good turnip habitat?

Will they need supplemental feeding and minerals?

Geno

PS, I concur, ranch = critters, vegies and fruits = farm.
The more I read Spanky's post, the more I wonder if Safari-man did not have a son. Little better educated but still very much a chip off the old block!

RANCH, RANCH, RANCH. That should keep you boobies in high gear for ten more pages.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

RANCH, RANCH, RANCH. That should keep you boobies in high gear for ten 30 more pages.


Fixed it, I'm recovering from something and can't work outdoors so I have loads of time to play around. cool

Geno

PS, I'll keep the other guys in the loop to gain more attention.
LOL

Spanky, you might have been ok, but.....

You were an embarrassment to us grape farmers,glad you are moving on to other opportunities.

You can't make much juice, then turn it into wine, on 5 acres. Do you have your own crushers and fermentation system, barrels? Oh, you haven't produced a crop yet, but have sold wine since day 1? Yea bare ground March 8, 2013, I doubt you picked any grapes on 3 YO vines, and if you did, you stressed the vines and produced crap wine. I have been growing grapes for 45 years, several replantings of sections of our land, so I know in California where grapes grow faster than your Apple valley, you are telling little white lies if you say you made good wine from last years berries, not fruit.

We average 110 tons per year, sell to Gallo to be sold as Turning Leaf Chardonnay. I suspect your tonnage is measured by the empty cardboard boxes when you transfer the wine into your spiffy soda jerk dispensers. We are probably going to replant the full vineyard next spring, probably with Malbec, and in 4 years meet our current production tonnage, and for more $ per ton, and the 5th year possibly double our current income from the farm that started in our family in 1903 as Tokay grapes and Carrigans.

Gotta go sulfur tomorrow if the wind allows. Were you really using Q tips to pollinate your fruit? That Gal sure looks and talks like a holdover from SFO.

Boy howdy, you sure are special.

I looked at your winemaking equipment. Pretty cool, I have seen that size of crushers, stemmers, etc for the home hobbiest. With several varietals of grapes, do you have enough of each to fill a 55 gallon wine barrel? I didn't see any stainless tanks for your white grapes. Are you sure they aren't stolen images, lol.

But I do see you are smart, build it and sell it before the vineyard actually requires much work.The only problem is, but it seems you found your Huckleberry, most business purchasers require some previous years income before buying one. Maybe they will continue the reselling of boxed wine?
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What is the breeding rates for a turnip or spinach ranch? grin

Forgive me.

I always thought a ranch produced livestock, and farm grew table fare. [/quote]

5.2 acres might be enough ground to make a living growing cannabis or wine grapes, but wouldn't be of enough ground to grow anything else that I can think of. Surely not enough ground to raise corn, soybeans, or beef cattle.

[/quote]


Dude, one word, cow condos
Originally Posted by RichardAustin
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What is the breeding rates for a turnip or spinach ranch? grin

Forgive me.

I always thought a ranch produced livestock, and farm grew table fare. [/quote]

5.2 acres might be enough ground to make a living growing cannabis or wine grapes, but wouldn't be of enough ground to grow anything else that I can think of. Surely not enough ground to raise corn, soybeans, or beef cattle.

[/quote]


Dude, one word, cow condos [/quote]

Richard Dude,

How could we ALL have forgotten the COW CONDOS? Thanks for straightening us out.

I heard those things are kinda like those businessman's hotels they have in Japan, where they just slide ya' right into a little coffin sized room. Bet we could squeeze a lotta cows on a 5 (5.2?) acre RANCH with that sorta system.

Thanks for the reminder, we may be able to steer clear of the turnip issues (breaking down fences, prolapsed turnip greens, hoof and root disease) now and just stick with beeves.

Geno

PS do you all think smaller breeds like Dexters, Mini-Herefords, or even a Mini-Scottish Highlands for the colder climes would work better than standard size cows?
I understand if this gets me banned....

The first cowdominium.

I see them breeding like they did with the watermelon, making them kinda square.
Originally Posted by RichardAustin
I understand if this gets me banned....

The first cowdominium.

I see them breeding like they did with the watermelon, making them kinda square.


Square cows would be good, easier to slice up into Wendy's burgers.

Probably fit more onto a 5 (oops, excuse me) 5.2 acre RANCH also.

Geno
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

RANCH, RANCH, RANCH. That should keep you boobies in high gear for ten more pages.


Now I get it. It's a spinach pie and ranch dressing ranch.

5.2 acres grows a heck of a lot of ranch dressing you numbskulls!!
Do we have millennials posting on the board now..

Sounds like one of those self absorbed victim things I hear from kids

Perhaps you did not read previous. We have sold the wine business and also most of the wine vinted last year.

This very day we are moving to our palatial, very high end craftsman style RANCH house overlooking our sprawling 5.2 acre RANCH. We hope to enjoy a life riding our range rounding up wild turkeys. And, maybe even shooting an occasional antenna.

...toting my old .44
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Perhaps you did not read previous. We have sold the wine business and also most of the wine vinted last year.

This very day we are moving to our palatial, very high end craftsman style RANCH house overlooking our sprawling 5.2 acre RANCH. We hope to enjoy a life riding our range rounding up wild turkeys. And, maybe even shooting an occasional antenna.

...toting my old .44
Sounds good.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
I have all manner of guns from .17 to 7mm, pistols and such any one of which I can fire and the bullet will land on my RANCH.


Underperformance huh? Read the manual and load more powder.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Perhaps you did not read previous. We have sold the wine business and also most of the wine vinted last year.

This very day we are moving to our palatial, very high end craftsman style RANCH house overlooking our sprawling 5.2 acre RANCH. We hope to enjoy a life riding our range rounding up wild turkeys. And, maybe even shooting an occasional antenna.

...toting my old .44


So, now we know, it's a Wild Turkey RANCH!

Which ones of these Wild Turkeys will you be stocking on your RANCH?

http://wildturkeybourbon.com/about/our-products/#c_01

That "Rare Breed" one is likely to bring in some cash flow for you, you'll be getting those Wild Turkey fanatics calling you, wanting to come get one so they can get slammed.........grandly slammed that is.

I can't see as to how hard of work it'll be rounding up those Wild Turkeys, least ways until a couple of 'em been kilt and consumed. Then it might be bit difficult to find the rest of the herd for roundin' up.

I hear there's a rustler issue with those Wild Turkeys too, you best put up a good security system around your RANCH!

Geno

PS, you have a special lariat for roundin' up them two legged tasty birds? Or maybe a special turkey herding dog?

Crap, I forgot, I'm gonna turn my 6.89 Acre RANCH into a Dental Floss ranch.

Can't afford another move, to Montana no less, so I'll make do with what I got, get me a pygmy pony and some zircon encrusted tweezers and be a tycoon!

On my 6.89 acre RANCH.



Geno

PS, ya'll think pluckin' dental floss will be too taxing for an old retired guy on a RANCH?

PPS, good thing about this idea, by myself I wouldn't have no boss!

Austin Nichols.
You put that stuff in the water bowls and it don't take much rounding up, those Wild Turkeys sorta just wait to be picked up.

Geno
Geno,did you see my 30 acres of lake property?
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Those white thingy's in the back ground,those are yachts. wink
Ha, you're just a piker.

Oh wait I just did the math, 30 is way more bigger than my 6.89 acre RANCH.

As Rosanna used to say...........Nevermind.

I'm bettin' that pooch in the foreground is some sorta fancy schmancy purebred as that's the only kind what's allowed near yachts! whistle

Geno.

PS, I ain't got enough water to grow all that alfalfa either.
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Geno,did you see my 30 acres of lake property?
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Those white thingy's in the back ground,those are yachts. wink


Majestic.

Not to mention the Great Dane in the foreground.
Posted By: okie Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 04/25/17
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Never have I ever claimed to have any stinkin' cattle on any of my RANCHES. However I do have some nice cowboy hats.


All hat and no cattle...
Watering it right now,should be done tomorrow sometime.


Yup,it's a Great Dane. wink
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Perhaps you did not read previous. We have sold the wine business and also most of the wine vinted last year.

This very day we are moving to our palatial, very high end craftsman style RANCH house overlooking our sprawling 5.2 acre RANCH. We hope to enjoy a life riding our range rounding up wild turkeys. And, maybe even shooting an occasional antenna.

...toting my old .44



Lol, you sound like Larry Root, mentioning you pack heat. Are you afraid someone here might come visit you? I think most everyone just wishes you would either post like a normal, every day human, vs your posting always mentioning how great and all-powerful you are, Old Mr OZ, or just stop posting your BS.

I am glad you sold out, got some folks to buy immature wines that were both from too young of vines and you didn't barrel the red's long enough before bottling... or were they packaged in a box? It is all good you are out of the fermented grape juice business, you sure the hell don't know much about vineyards nor winemaking.

Carry on, Great Oz, watcher of the vineyard below your domicile. Did the new owners put in the purchase agreement you would, for some given time, act as a guard for their vineyard in the event someone you Pizzed off comes trying to shut your pie-hole? LOL
Originally Posted by okie
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Never have I ever claimed to have any stinkin' cattle on any of my RANCHES. However I do have some nice cowboy hats.


All hat and no cattle...


LOL!

Damn right, I'm all hat and no stinking cattle. And proud of it.

I can buy all the beef I want from you cowpussies who seem to love herding those stinking beasts.

Right now I'm looking out over tens of thousands of acres from my 5.2 acre RANCH, while enjoying a glass of wine. What's wrong with that?

Maybe tomorrow I'll send some of my people out to bring in a heifer or two.
Some people want a fancy house, some want acreage.


Some are lucky enough to afford both.



I can't afford either.
Best to have an old house with a small yard. Landscaping is a damn waste of money.

Fancy houses are a damn waste of money too.

Indoor plumbing, heat and beer in the fridge is good enough.
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Best to have an old house with a small yard. Landscaping is a damn waste of money.

Fancy houses are a damn waste of money too.

Indoor plumbing, heat and beer in the fridge is good enough.

Trifecta.

Even the indoor plumbing is overrated sometimes.
All 5 acre raunches should come with a bidet



There are [bleep] loads of ranches here.
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
There are [bleep] loads of ranches here.

Real ranches or 5.2 acre residential lots?
Posted By: okie Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 04/27/17
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Damn right, I'm all hat and no stinking cattle. And proud of it.

I can buy all the beef I want from you cowpussies who seem to love herding those stinking beasts.

Right now I'm looking out over tens of thousands of acres from my 5.2 acre RANCH, while enjoying a glass of wine. What's wrong with that?

Maybe tomorrow I'll send some of my people out to bring in a heifer or two.


The difference between a 5.2 acre ranch and a real one is 5.2 acres ain't enough room to park the equipment to keep a real ranch operational...

The Spanky Spinach Ranchette... that would look good over the gate. The perfect place to sit over a glass of wine and look out over tens of thousands of acres (that someone else owns) and feel superior about having to summon your "peeps" to come wipe your ass for you...
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Damn right, I'm all hat and no stinking cattle. And proud of it.

I can buy all the beef I want from you cowpussies who seem to love herding those stinking beasts.

Right now I'm looking out over tens of thousands of acres from my 5.2 acre RANCH, while enjoying a glass of wine. What's wrong with that?

Maybe tomorrow I'll send some of my people out to bring in a heifer or two.
I am looking out and can see two nations (USA & Mexico) three states (New Mexico,Texas and Chihuahua) along with mountains,desert and the most bluest of blue skies.
longest goodbye in history

Not one blade of grass on my RANCH. Mostly forested; Doug fir, madrone, and oak.

Once we get settled in I'm going to take my rifle and some victuals and set out to explore the far boundaries of this magnificent RANCH.
This is the longest damned goodbye.......ever.
Posted By: Wtxj Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 04/27/17
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Not one blade of grass on my RANCH. Mostly forested; Doug fir, madrone, and oak.

Once we get settled in I'm going to take my rifle and some victuals and set out to explore the far boundaries of this magnificent RANCH.


Ya I'd take my rifle if I were you. You might see a killer rabbit that's after you. Enjoy your 30 min walk. If you get into to any trouble just call the wife, she will come save you.
Posted By: Wtxj Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 04/27/17
Originally Posted by Raeford
This is the longest damned goodbye.......ever.



He's bored Raeford. No grapes to raise, nothing to do.

Originally Posted by Wtxj
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Not one blade of grass on my RANCH. Mostly forested; Doug fir, madrone, and oak.

Once we get settled in I'm going to take my rifle and some victuals and set out to explore the far boundaries of this magnificent RANCH.


Ya I'd take my rifle if I were you. You might see a killer rabbit that's after you. Enjoy your 30 min walk. If you get into to any trouble just call the wife, she will come save you.


Or call JeffO, I hear tell he's pretty good at finding his way around those YUGE ranches.
Originally Posted by Wtxj
Originally Posted by Raeford
This is the longest damned goodbye.......ever.



He's bored Raeford. No grapes to raise, nothing to do.



He didn't work on the grapes, he hired guys to do it...then took 5,000 pictures of the progress. He's a lazy wanta be, just sit on your porch and shoot antennas, and tell more lies.
Originally Posted by Wtxj
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Not one blade of grass on my RANCH. Mostly forested; Doug fir, madrone, and oak.

Once we get settled in I'm going to take my rifle and some victuals and set out to explore the far boundaries of this magnificent RANCH.


Ya I'd take my rifle if I were you. You might see a killer rabbit that's after you. Enjoy your 30 min walk. If you get into to any trouble just call the wife, she will come save you.
Or,when he gets lost,he can fire 3 rounds into the air and "his people" will come and pick him up in their ATV.
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas
Once we get settled in I'm going to take my rifle and some victuals and set out to explore the far boundaries of this magnificent RANCH.


LMFAO! You and Jeff0 will both be lost. You better pack a lunch and a box of whine.
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
There are [bleep] loads of ranches here.

Real ranches or 5.2 acre residential lots?


Residential lots
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
I am looking out and can see two nations (USA & Mexico) three states (New Mexico,Texas and Chihuahua) along with mountains,desert and the most bluest of blue skies.


"Poor Mexico, so far from God, and so close to Texas" -Porfirio Diaz

"Ay Chihuahua!" -Sycamore
Well that's cool...I never had a beef wit u ...only thing I said was...don't take CA to the new spot ...lol ....buy a gimpe Rv and run the country ...u can have better views and beer from my house!
Originally Posted by atvalaska
...u can have better views and beer from my house!

That's a damn FACT!

You have a stupendous view.

Sat with The Wife and a glass of wine on our expansive deck and watched the sun set beyond our western hills. Great to be re-retired.

I'm thinking on laying off most of my people. Sad.

I'll keep my Chief of Staff and will find great jobs for the others. Anyone need some really GREAT people? Average salary is 100k and they deserve more. Let me know and I'll ask them to send resumes. Hire any of them and you won't be disappointed.
Who you gona hire to suck your D^&K freak??



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That does not sound good.
Posted By: TimZ Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 05/03/17
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas



I'll keep my Chief of Staff and will find great jobs for the others. Anyone need some really GREAT people? Average salary is 100k and they deserve more. Let me know and I'll ask them to send resumes. Hire any of them and you won't be disappointed.



Yes, we need great people, but you somehow neglected to mention what it is they actually do?
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
I am looking out and can see two nations (USA & Mexico) three states (New Mexico,Texas and Chihuahua) along with mountains,desert and the most bluest of blue skies.


Chihuahua?

Did I miss something?

I thought that critter was a great Dane?

Or did you get him a Chicano buddy?

Geno
I think Mr Spano better check the regulations to make sure he can fire that rifle out on the RANCH.

His "5.2 acre RANCH" is probably in Marin County and they have a no discharging firearms law. Rabid rabbits be damned.

Geno
He just shoots antennas anyway.
The only thing puzzling me is that I did not know he had mature grapes, I thought they only. Bottled other people's grapes?
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
I am looking out and can see two nations (USA & Mexico) three states (New Mexico,Texas and Chihuahua) along with mountains,desert and the most bluest of blue skies.


Chihuahua?

Did I miss something?

I thought that critter was a great Dane?

Or did you get him a Chicano buddy?

Geno
Chihuahua and terrier mix. Kinda like Tequila and Irish whisky mix. wink
Originally Posted by Partsman
The only thing puzzling me is that I did not know he had mature grapes, I thought they only. Bottled other people's grapes?


Bought other people's grapes, and had another winery do the wine.

Only thing that had to do with him was the label and the You Tube video.
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by Partsman
The only thing puzzling me is that I did not know he had mature grapes, I thought they only. Bottled other people's grapes?


Bought other people's grapes, and had another winery do the wine.

Only thing that had to do with him was the label and the You Tube video.


No grapes, no ranch = blowhard
Posted By: ewc Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 05/03/17
5 acres? And you want to walk it to explore?

Too fn funny. Stay west. They need you there.

Cross Mississippi heading east and you'll shiit bricks.
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Originally Posted by Wtxj
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Not one blade of grass on my RANCH. Mostly forested; Doug fir, madrone, and oak.

Once we get settled in I'm going to take my rifle and some victuals and set out to explore the far boundaries of this magnificent RANCH.


Ya I'd take my rifle if I were you. You might see a killer rabbit that's after you. Enjoy your 30 min walk. If you get into to any trouble just call the wife, she will come save you.
Or,when he gets lost,he can fire 3 rounds into the air and "his people" will come and pick him up in their Humvee.

fixed it. Spanky has to have at Least a Humvee for his RANCH
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Sat with The Wife and a glass of wine on our expansive deck.


Some decks are bigger than others. Sounds like you're pretty good at trying to compensate for not having the original "expansive deck"..
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

Sat with The Wife and a glass of wine on our expansive deck.


Some decks are bigger than others. Sounds like you're pretty good at trying to compensate for not having the original "expansive deck"..



You can always tell which guys have a small deck. They go on and on about how expansive it is.
Paging Foxworthy!
laugh
Lmao..
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Here is a link to the new owners:

https://www.apricityvineyard.com/

Stop by and tell them Spano sent you.

Haven't yet had a chance to to survey the vast, unending expanse of my new RANCH. Bringing in a few of my best riders. We will be saddling up and heading out before dawn. This could take a few days...
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
I am looking out and can see two nations (USA & Mexico) three states (New Mexico,Texas and Chihuahua) along with mountains,desert and the most bluest of blue skies.


Chihuahua?

Did I miss something?

I thought that critter was a great Dane?

Or did you get him a Chicano buddy?

Geno
Chihuahua and terrier mix. Kinda like Tequila and Irish whisky mix. wink



Even though I no longer drink.......................that combo gives me a bad case of the shivers eek sick

Geno
Posted By: CCCC Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 05/08/17
"Goodbye and Good Will to All ". Was that the topic posted by the OP, or did we misread it?
Originally Posted by CCCC
"Goodbye and Good Will to All ". Was that the topic posted by the OP, or did we misread it?


Kinda brings back memories, huh?

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbth...hort-yet-permanent-good-bye#Post10850584

Originally Posted by safariman
Greetings everyone.

Regarding my father and his death. The day that I heard of his being on a respirator and on his death bed, I was told that he had been attacked and murdered. When I got to his bed side his hands were covered with evidence protecting bags for a later autopsy that turned into two investigative autopsies. At this time, there is not enough evidence to prove that there was an attack even though I am still suspicious of such. I have offered to send a photo of my dad from right before his death to a couple of people and have sent such to a couple of trustworthy persons (with the understanding that the photos would not be posted here or anywhere else out of respect) showing the evidence preserving bags.

That said, I should NOT have stated in a matter of fact way like I did that he had absolutely been murdered when that was not known too be the case for absolute certain. For this I am truly sorry.

I am still mourning the loss of my father and am not choosing to invest a lot of time or emotional energy towards how he died right now. Some may handle this differently if you were in the same shoes but this is what I am doing for myriad reasons.

Further, it has become clear to me that my association with 24 hour campfire is no longer of a benefit to anyone that I can think of so I am breaking my association with this forum as of now, for good.

The friends I have made here have begun communicating with me via other methods. I am thankful for these friendships and in this way the campfire has enriched my life.

There will be no point in replying here in any way that is directed toward me as I will not be looking at or reading any reply's to this, just as I have not read past the first two pages or so of reply's to my last thread about my fathers passing. I will also not be checking PM's here so there will be no point in sending one.

Good bye to all, and may your lives be blessed. All of you.

Mark aka Safariman

Posted By: CCCC Re: Goodbye and Good Will to All - 05/08/17
Huh?? Really?? Is Spanokopitas also Safariman?
Originally Posted by CCCC
Huh?? Really?? Is Spanokopitas also Safariman?


No, not in the literal sense... smile

Troll wise... Yes.
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