Pharmacist to customer:



"Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill




you need a proper prescription...













Simply showing your marriage certificate and



wife's picture are not enough".








A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied, "My husband’s cheque book !!"















A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called, Husband, the Master of the House?"
Sales Girl: Certainly Sir, you'll find it under 'Fiction and Comics' on the 1st floor!














Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?"



Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.

















Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper.




So I could have a new one every day !



















Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.
Next day he says: Today is a fine day.
Again, the next day, he says the same thing:
Today is a fine day.
Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband'Since last week, you have been saying





“Today is a fine day". I am fed up. What’s the matter?'
Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said,“I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to make sure you remembered.







When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing;




*Either the car is new or the wife is.*














A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?_
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!*