Never seen a site with so many aholes, and idiots. You have to a bit soft to assume just because someone has a different opinion they must be lying about where they live and that they hunt. But putting up random pictures proves you are who you say you are, with their logic

Those are work boots in case you don't know. Some people have jobs.

No I don't want to be one of your but buddies. I have never posted or taken amusement in pens pics, or told some there mother ate crap, or they are retarded, because we don't use same gun

I'm an ahole and I find nothing of value in your post.

Please try again.

Also, please try english the next go around.




Dave

Wasn't sure if I was an A hole or not, so I clicked.

Still not sure.

Sticks and stones.. blah blah blah.

Three fingers pointing back at ya.

Aholes,..is that Portuguese?

25 pages..

No that's spelled ajoleś

Oh hell
Wtf did yall do now?

Hahahahaha

put some grease in it and it'll all be better

Can I borrow your finger?

Been called worse by better....

I was told all would good with a just one pic.

Put the beer and or joint down and back away from the keyboard

Welcome to the Campfire. If you picked up on all of that in one month, you have a long drive ahead.

me and some of these ass holes have a really good time,,,, eat your heart out.

lmao

Was I lied to?

Liars are the kind of people who assume even one is liar, because they are a liar.

I don't know what those are, and I'm too afraid to ask.

I do like this site because it allows aholes to be themselves. Must places are to uptight to allow these kind of people to make fools of themselves.

Like frijoles?

212 posts and not a damned thing worth reading.
Why are you here?

Why are we looking at fawn tracks?

Trans Ahole?

OMG, speechless

Why are the other aholes here? If I put up penis pics are start going off on peoplle, would you find my posts of value? Give up putting up a counter point or arguement.

I've found that if 98% of the populace here is sort of on the same page, and, you're in the other 2%, it's more than likely you that has a screw or two loose - not the other 98%.

Thanks for your input, but for the life of me I can't figure how you could mis spell your name.
On my keyboard it's quite a reach between J and Z

Look at the keyboard again. Notice how close the "t" and "g" are? Remember that if you're typing "regards" too fast...

Thank the Lord.. I thought I was the only one!

Or cojones, whatever your favorite flave

Don't be a zerk-off all your life.

In libeberal CA I am sure the liberals say that about a conservative who wanders in, or the child molesters in prison use same logic.

Did you catch the gay or were you born that way?

All you had to do was ask, I'd have told ya.

I sm.not the one putting up penis pics. So you better Stat away from that argument

FredIII ?

I don't worry about those putting up the penis pics - I worry about those that are saving them and posting about them.

Leave Travis out of this.

Something tells me you've never corrected anyone's English either...

Is that Zerk's dating network?

[quote=kingston]

[Brokebackandy's speed dating site again?
Zerk do you proof read anything you type? just courious

Zerk.... You have to know that unlike the rest of the entitled world. Respect here is earned, its not freely given. There are factions and parties and crews. You can either jump into the pigsty, throw mud and tussle with the folks that are largely driven by ID and embrace Godwin's Law of the Internet or you can toughen up a bit- listen to others and deal with the finest people on earth. Most of us have had flame wars with other forum but as long as you are sensible and respectable you will find it nice here. People are posting weird pictures because they figure you are a troll. I don't know what you are; but calling out one of the best gunwriters in the business(TZONE) as being ignorant is about as bad as moving up to live as Stick's piss boy. I figure you probably are a good hearted sort but like the squirrel trying to run across five lanes of traffic on the LA Freeway you are a bit in the wrong place with a bit of an internet death wish.

Close, but no cigar.

Montana harem?

I agree with you for once. Downloading penis pics so you can attach them is weird. We both know they are still on the computer.

Try telling Jell0 that.

where should i send the money order? or do you want my credit card?

Sorta, but you have to pay for ajoles'.

Ok, you say not a liar. So you have been hurt by men lying to you in the past, and have put up a wall.

No, thats Trump whos putting up a wall.

I meant you were close. Liars assume others are liars, or, liars assume everYone is a liar ....

SOB. You beat me to it.

Wouldn't that make him Ivie? As in fredIV?

Simple question was asked of you and you get your panties in a wad.

I'll ask you here,post up picture(s) of the area you hunt and of any game animal you killed.

Here,I'll break the ice so you won't get embarrassed.

One of the areas I hunt jackrabbits.


An animal I killed.


Now it's your turn zerk.

Why? he is in about everything else.

Freudian slip?

so a new troll joins, or a current member turns sock puppet.
NV Hunter asks
The answer obviously is that he is playing you guys like a freaking Stradivarius. Ignore is your friend. Don't feed the damn trolls.

This forum is a free fer all

That's Trejolles.

Ill assume you are telling truth, and that's you. If I am the liar you say I am, how do you know that is my middle finger, pointing at the area I hunt?

Ignore lists are for millenials who need a safe place.

"Come and sit by the fire, where good folk abound, so do the hypocrites and liars"

lmao, welcome to the fire.

Damn right you have.

Truth



LMFAO

For FU-KS SAKE, it's WORDS on the internet, grow a pair.

Why don't you pull down your big girl panties and knock the road rock out of your mangina

Technically it's electrons causing flashes on a screen in one form or another depending on your display type.

This site lets one be himself.

Do not know about holes.

Aholes that is.

Never called you a liar,just asking for pics of the area you hunt and an animal you killed.

Nothing complicated.

Try again zerk.

Yes, i can actually see them moving when I tickle the screen with the clip point of my 11.5" blade Bagwell Damascus Bowie knife.

I never shrank away. I love a good arguement. I just wish they knew how to argue their point. I wish their was one smart among them, a button buddy leader who could debate.

Show off.

The great debaters are here, but, you have to have content that will get them interested enough to bite, I just bitch and ramble, it's a vent site for me, beats the fu-k outta spooling up and getting into trouble.

, even the little squiggies in the screen try to run from that fuggin blade Elk!

Telling someone to prove they are who they say they are is calling them a liar. Telling someone they don't live where they live is calling them a liar.

I posted a pic of where I hunt. It wasn't good enough for you. Whatever I put up will not be good enough. Since this site doesn't resize , it's not worth the effort. But even if it did, I could have my hand up the chest cavity, and you would just keep saying the,same thing.

With rural Internet coverage, it is just not worth putting, up another and another.

Ok, I'll be 'that' guy. WTF are these?

I enjoy argueing. But if someone is smart enough here to do something better than your mamma, I ain't seen it.

I'll take [glass daggers] for a thousand Alex?

Google says " glass dipping pens."

It's here, believe me, you can't even shed velvet in a month, stick around, some really good dudes here.

Put the picture up again.

I bet they do!

Hey Zerk, you one of them Yankee butt licks?

Does this mean we can skip the M3 Report tonight? lol

Word!

Read my post again and then listen to Gunner. You just jumped into the deep end when you should of waded into the kiddie pool first.

Hot linked for Zerk.

You're welcome.

Arab Harem!!

The location of the gloryholes on those pens leads me to believe they were designed for taller sheep.

With zerks spelling I have only one thing to say
WELCOME BACK RON.

Now that is funny.

Damn autocorrect.

Thanks. But it was the first post for [bleep] sake.

I'd like to throw my hat in the ring. I make a pretty good ahole when I need to be. The hard part is keeping it under wraps 98% of the time.

The devil is in the details...

Went and spent the big bucks aye, went and got the Tuff Toe. Are you playing with poop out in the woods again.

I am pouring a shot of whisky, like William Munny.

Agree, I just don't give a duck even when using a computer. This ain't no resume none.

I have a fresh pinch of Cope longcut straight and a empty shot glass still wet with Glenmorangie 12 year.

Ok, I'll bite why poop? I wasn't the guy who put up the poop pic.

Just an OSHA thing, but wear all the time anyways.

Are you trying to impress us? I like to drink, I don't have to spend a bunch of money to stomach it. VO lately. Pinnacle last night, it's french, so you know it's f as fancy.

Looks like poop on the ground just above you driving finger.

Of course not, why?

Losing the chip would help, I happen to have learned about that scotch on this very site, bought it and love it.

Finally, the Ahole arrives.....

A real redneck Confucius Ahole here.....

I use to consider myself a redneck, but now I see myself more as a hillbilly.

No chip. I just don't need it to get drunk. I enjoy drinking. Crown or VO neat is fine for me.


What I note about scotch drinkers is they say it is an aquired taste. First time I ate pussy I knew i liked it.

Have you ever used your tongue when you kissed you sister?

I used my tongue when I kissed his sister.

For some reason the pic in the OP reminded me of the elephant scene in Brothers Grimsby.

What a dipchit!

No. Quit trying to things we have in common. It's nice of you, but I just don't see it working out between us. You should be used to hearing this.

Try harder, or the cool kids won't let you hang out with them.

No acclimation needed with me, and I haven't been drunk in years, I'm Scotch/Irish crossbred with Missouri Osage injun, could probably drink and like kerosene, pussy,FU_K yeah, but it better be fuggin spotless, gotta a damn nose like a penitentiary bloodhound too.

Then you ain't no hillbilly son......

I keep thinking elmo blatch in shawshank.

Zerk, Please post a pic of your sis...........

Try this in the mirror.

https://youtu.be/yat1Vc9tIkw

Sounds like you are wasting your money on the scotch then. I was right, just like to be snooty

What a total dipchit! Welcome.

I don't like seeing you here. Don't Want To See You At Christmas.

This is weird now.

I just can't help you. You are hopeless.

I agree. I usually don't vet other guys.

Try this again zerk,post a pic of the area you hunt and an animal you killed.

OK you are genius. I have never hunted. That is why I thought this was the place for me.

Why use such a big gun?

Are you posting from Russia?

Jayyzzuhszz kkkee3rist what the phuuk?

I don't think I can change a grease ZERK on my truck or tractors without laughing out loud about this freak..

Why not?

If you thought this was the place for you and were a bunch of asswholes then I guess you're an asswhole..............Welcome to the Merry Band of Asswholes!!!!!!

He has a small penis.....

Anyone using anything over 223 is a caveman. Try and keep up. That gun went out of style with Jack O'Connor.

Dude. You sir are a troll! Gunner is about the nicest guy on here. He is nearly as big as those Northern giants on game of thrones. Realize that there are people on this forum who are quite educated and you are avoiding them with great troll like skill. This fake victim posting is what is getting you the mangina mantle. Go be a troll someplace else. Dem Underground probably would like you.

OP put your dick away.

Yeah and?

Zerk is a Fireball2 sock puppet.

Yeah and?

If a 65 dollar bottle of scotch sounds like grounds to impress, first step is we have to stop shopping at the dollar store, carry on.

I'm Scottish. Is that why I like pussy so much?

I'm jealous, I have a small penis too but not the cool out of style guns like you, wanna share?


Um, just guns.....

Looks like small hands too. Tiny even.

Thanks kaboku.

Yup,just guns though.

You are a blowhard. You have to tell people.

HEY!!!!! mine aint only short, it's real skinny too. lmaooo

No blow if it's all true Z, are you a girl?

Who or what topic have I avoided? If I don't know, I am man enough to say so.

Cool! See something good did come out of this thread.

Braggart.

OK popcorn time!

, yes, desperately trying to impress again.

You don't get it do you?

Next you will tell us all the money you make. I do OK, but I don't feel.the need to say it. Not saying I make more than you. I just drink alot, and like to spend my money on other stuff.

Also I'd be more inclined to a nice whisky.

Yup,but you have to share your guns also.

We can hook up with Gunner and drink $65 scotch.

Gunner a blowhard, LMAO! Bwahahahahahahahahaha.


Dude you have no idea of what you speak.

I am impressed!

Zerkoff,

Your lashing out at folks who posted genuinely thoughtful and supportive comments, like you have with Gunner, K68, and RHClark, only further reinforces what the rest of us suspected all along.

So you think Zerk kissing the sister is a lesbian thing?...............Damn good detective work there Gunner!

You know how much PBR I could buy for 65 bucks?????!!!!!!!!

Well, it would be a lot! Enough to admit that Cutty Sark is my favorite Scotch.

Now were talkin'!

Ya think he has enough cash to keep us in scotch? Never mind we'll just hang around until the scotch runs out.......

Greatest coffee cup ever!

People on here post pics of beautiful homes they've bought or built, give wonderful accounts of expensive African Safaris, show pics of boats, planes, cool cars and motorcycles, as well as guns costing many thousands of dollars, if you're searching for truth, there it is, people can only post pics and talk about the things they actually have and what they like to do, that's no BS truth in a nutshell.

now if you want to lie on skidrow, get drunk and not have or do much with your life that's your business, but don't be bitter with those that do bust their asses, they are in fact most likely your employer, you know, the guy that cuts you a check each week for your cheap alcohol.

Just because Zerk is stupid doesn't mean Zerk is a girl...... You misogynistic kgunts.

http://imgur.com/XdtINgc

Yes, a lot of estrogen at work here, but, I know who it really is, she's DRAMA from way back.

You just have to say that you are interested in hunting and want to learn. Already you have said that a 223 is all that you need to hunt with. But after you go into your long soliquoy, then you admitted that you never hunted. Are you crazy? Its not even legal in most state in L48. Sure you can kill big game animals with small centerfire caliber weapons with perfect conditions and sound shot placement but you can injure more even if things are perfect. In Alaska, people who try to lead with their mouth generally either get monkeystomped at the bar or become bear scat.


There are a lot of guys on this forum who work hard. I teach public school, sling freight at Sportsman's Warehouse, work at our giftshop in Pioneer Park and can guarantee that if I get 5 hours a night of sleep I am a lucky SOB. Best thing you could do is come out and say I like the idea of hunting and would like to learn. So far Gunner has taken a shine to you. But we are all getting ready to put you on ignore this user.

What happened to male chauvinist pig? I gotta get up to snuff with all these new terms.

Oh I don't know about that.

Here's Zerks favorite........

Think he'll let shoot some of his pea-shooters?

When the scotch runs out,I suggest we take up residence at his home,till he gets more scotch.

Damn right Elk, not trying to impress, but I'll bring a buffalo brisket and some fine hand rolled dominicans too.

You'll be here AWHILE.

That's what we're here for.

👍

You get ol CrimsonTide the combo to that ice chest lock, 65 bucks worth of PBR will be gone before the water gets hot.

I'm in for the long haul Brother!!

Youinz bring plenty of liquid Advil, I gotta lot of big bullets loaded up Buddy.

That's alright,I can load up and shoot your varmint rifles for you.

Just cause I'm an azzhole.

A guy who tells you $65 bottle is cheap to him, is a blowhard.

Good for him, prost. But I got no reason to suck up.

Hey wait a minute...........Where'd Zerk go?

Oh fu_k, there he is.

I was a little premature,,,,,,,,,,,,,,If I had a nickel!

I've about had it with all this high-headed snooty chit!



















Nice stick Kenster.

Hey, I'm the azzwhole here, little z said so, so there.

I was hoping to smoke out the cockroaches with this thread, who is who here.

I can't believe I'm the first of us asswholes to put this up..

And because I said you have a wonderful family camp at the plum farm, I'm sukkin up, WTF, over?

$65 a bottle for good scotch is a deal up here. Most good stuff runs $100 bottle. Twice that at last chance! They will pay $300 for a fifth of RnR in the dry villages. So I guess its your perspective. I get my Blantons bourbon for $65 a bottle. Its a freaking deal here.

Well at this point we know one of 2 things are true (maybe both)...

Zerk projects his faults on to others

And or

He's a mind reader ( most of us were thinking Ahole... when reading his posts)- he just got confused.

Little Z, LMAO!

You're gonna have to quit acting like that kaboku, that's too much money for a buzz buddy.

She's got itty bitty hands.

I've been known to smoke a few roaches in my life, live life to the fullest.



PS: I'm betting 30 pages on this one

Well if that dude lives near Flint, he probably gets a buzz out of the tap water.

We're in trouble when the Great Poohbah see's this thread.

Greasyzerk,

Are you gay...or just stupid??

Or Both?

I think maybe he's drinkin' to much $10 scotch on a Tuesday night.

I thought those folks in that part of the Country like Boones and E and J Brandy? They got that Leinie beer which is pretty good.

dats the goot water, wards off the sickle cell.

Party at Kaboku house when Gunner runs out of scotch!

Even Zerk's butchery of the English language seems to have bled into our once literate little world. Onto is one word.

I was surprised at all the liberals on site about guns and hunting, they must be drawn jnto the ahole aspect.

Word, my brutha!

No schit! $300 bottles of booze, Gunner's going to have to try a little harder to impress.

True.

I laughed so hard at this i coughed and cracked my back from the neck down, uh oh, there I go again bragging on my flexibility.

I'll be Gunners friend.

Till I can sneak away.

Poobs ain't scarin' me 'cause he's just as lurker now.........Cain't get in trouble when the boss is jest lurkin'.

Not a troll.

Don't think I wont bounce a check for admission to the cool party, K?

That's enough BS to keep me in tomato fertilizer for the next 40 fuggin years.

Alright then, you two go in first, I'll be out on the hall..................................

Thats what we're counting on bro!

Have you seen this?




How am I doing on impressing you,Gunner?

Nobody likes a Grammer nazi. But I bet you knew that already. Is this a job application? Are these people paid posters?

Just like another 'Fire victim, though his 'name' escapes me at the moment.......

Awe hell, I was hopin' to hide behind your right leg and Elk was hopin' to hide behind your left leg..................

How about a $65 bottle of scotch? Know someone who has a bottle.

If I had a dime for every time a troll said they weren't a troll, this would be my site and Rick would be working for me.

Elk, if I had wood like that, I'd never get out of bed.

Yup.

Is it Tuesday already?

I gotta lay of the Oly.

You got it buddy Mag!

Put dat chit up Elk, hurt feelers at work here friend!

I am not sure if you are ignorant of the word, or hate trolls as much as I do.

Yes, 'fire escape'

"Hurt feelers" does that mean I'm a azzhole now?

And hell yeah Elk, it's half gone, so $32.50 should cover it. ;]

Great,I can afford that!

Yes, you R "MR. AZZWHOLE DELUXE"

Good lord! Zerk is right, theres a lot of asswholes here!

Damn, i gotta go to bed, gotta load 1500 tons of coal on a train tomorrow and have a nice tire fire tomorrow at sundown, will interview for my new job at greenpeace on Thursday.

HOT DAMN!

MR.AZZHOLE DELUXE that has a nice ring to it.

LMMFAO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Good night Braggart!

Yup,me too,except that I don't have to load 1500 tons of coal.

TFF

I gotta load 300 tons of coal......Yawn.......

This thread is 4 hr old and only has 255 posts?

I expect better from you clowns.

GFY!

This all sounds familiar. Vimple, is that you again?

Ya load 1500 tons and wadda ya get.....

LOL. Says the still butthurt little sock puppet.

Let it go.

Do we need GanjaFarmer in this thread?

I think we should form a Campfire Ahole Assn complete with our own sub-forum. Think Rick would endulge us and go along with it?

Bricktop would straighten out these sshitibirds!

Just be fortunate you only had to deal with the regular a-holes, had you gained my attention you have found out what a genuine arsehole really is...I would have introduced you to judman.

Have a nice day.

Let me step back 250 posts and 30 days to welcome the OP to the fire.
Go forth and fornicate thouself!

Decorations for your Christmas Tree.

I can't believe I missed that one!

Good morning to the azzholes on the 'fire.

Seems about time for a "zerk-off"?

Mike

Zerk,

You must have changed your mind since joining in with your 2nd post...

Did I say I was leaving?

Some members wanted a pic , so I just started a new thread for them.

I not thin skinned or shying away from an arguement. Doesn't mean i can't still think someone is a an ahole

Mostly the drama part.

Got it.

What he quoted doesn't even break into the snooty level of Scotch.

Oh goodness all you guys... stop acting like a bunch of Drama Queens....

FOAD may be the most fitting.... lithium may be fitting though.

Always one of my top all time favorites!!!

Funkyhunky

Lmfao

I won't take sides in this little trainwreck of a thread; however, I have some friendly and "legitimate" advice for the OP. Change your screen name and start over with a clean slate and leave the past couple of weeks behind you. Be well.

Lots of thin skin holier than thou fuggers on here.

Speaking of Azzholes, I hear RenAMoron caused 🍪 🐶 to catch the beetus with all those peanut butter tricks he makes him do

Ken, what did the OP say?


I've had the ass hole on ignore since he started, and he doesn't look worthy even of a toggle....


Did anyone tell him ...

GFY ?

Tell him I thick ignore lists are for sad little pukes that can't handle the real world.

But since he clicked on this thread you may not have to tell him I think people like that worse than aholes.

I am not that type. Why would I want to stay at a place if it is that bad?


Name some of that good advice? Cause I an calling bs on that claim. Not saying there are not good people here, I've just been on the wrong side of the tracks maybe.

Is English your second language?

Maybe a foreign hacker sent to destroy the credibility of the 'fire?

Zerk & Miss Lynn... assuring the campfire's flames of drama shall never be squelched.

What are you seeking ?, what are you hoping to accomplish with this thread ?, are you venting and hoping for a reassurance from the crowd ?, are you looking for attention from jerk-off azzwholes that don't know you ?

Forums consist of every kind of schmuck known to man, many of them are posers and bullchiiters...it's the nature of the anonymity of a keyboard. Senior members of forums have established a bond through time, a sort of gay Boy Scout brotherhood of trust...they don't let newbies into the club easily, they trust few that haven't dropped their pants and exposed their inner self. If you were hoping for a hug here, you've come to the wrong gathering...these are men of few scruples, full of insults and tainted barbs...the kind of men you have a drink with

If the Fire doesn't suit your tastes there are many other places to hang, no matter your interests there's a forum out there to fill the slot....you wouldn't be the first to leave here, nor will you be the last.

Sure has a lot of time to argue for someone who "has a job"

Could just get a new account or a second 'throw away' bogus one like half of the responders in this thread. Or like a few manlickers propose, might only be 5 real people in this thread. Hahaha

You are [bleep] me...right?

Really? That did not come off as sarcastic?

Sorry Jim, it is getting hard to tell on this site...we need some additional icons.

My Sarc meter was working fine. Bring it.

There is hope for all of us aholes.

Whatever happened to dude from oregon that lives in a ted kucsinski shack and craps in a sawdust filled bucket, collects money for peacetime ptsd????

Probably a neighbor of mine.

Or I can introduce him him to the king big slouch suckass, leader of the do nothing cheer camp...... haha

Why? Same reason guys are aholes, it's fun, pass the time, something to do.

ScottF?

Zerk, you should have been around enough forums to know that anytime you walk into a room and put your back up against the wall that folks are gonna stand in line to try and play you like a slot machine. Are you the same Zerk that used to be over on the vtwin forum? He used the same avatar as you I think...anyway, if your gonna be calling out arseholes be more specific, nobody wants to feel left out...

Have you tried DU?

Or decaf?

There was a time in my life when zerkers got fragged and life went on without them....observation, not a suggestion mind you.

Go to accurate reading political forum zerk. Then come back and see how friendly it is here. l

We need to introduce "Zerk" to Big Stick.

This thread would then achieve a level of uber not seen before.(well maybe the gold coin thread)



Clyde

Ya berserker was taken, and lots of folks just shorten to zero anyways.

I am not the type to shy away.

This place has an unusually high amount of a holes. But I like that they let them be themselves.

Don't forget 'yankees', this site has few 'yankees' too

Sentence structure...........get some.

Yankees don't compare to azz Swoles.

Well Ingwe, he said this site is full of azzholes and idiots and the OP is as pure as the wind driven snow.

And yes,someone did tell the OP to GFY!

Damn, squints is still here.

"Damn, squints is still here."

Ya see, azzholes come here all day and every day.

This one hitched a ride back from DU w/slumlord.

Zerk, There's definitely a learning curve, if you will, and many personalities here that don't always react and respond as expected. God knows I've had my dust ups through the years, some where I still believe I was right and some where I was wrong or out of line. What I will say with 100% certainty is that there is an enormous amount of God fearing, kind, philanthropic men here. I've been brought to tears by the kindness and love that many here have shown to others, people that they never met. Over the past year or two my attitude and appreciation for this place has grown immensely and my surly attitude has been humbly changed. We ain't perfect and when you get a bunch of type A men together there's bound to be words but it's by far the best group of men and outdoor website I've come across.

If you have a question you'll get good (and bad) advice, if there's a child in need this group of men will go above and beyond, if you're going through an illness or death you'll have the true support and love of guys you've never met. Are we ass holes? Probably but there's a lot of ass holes here that I'd be proud to call my friend.

If this place isn't for you no worries, there's a lot of websites that might be more to your liking. I've grown to really like this place because of the number of good and decent men here. I wish you luck in your search and if you decide to stay I look forward to you coming to the same realization that took me several years to arrive at (I'm a slow and hard headed learner). 😉

Long time no talk, you still sniffing Ms. Lynns Blue Waffles? Man ban you from TnDeer again?

Nah, but friends we are, you ever get that schizophrenia deal worked out?

There sure are a lot of pansies these days.

Its the meds

Boss hawg told me i was dead to him, he's heavy into the modelling glue. Heard he bought kmart out

Super Tech brake cleaner will get him the toluene he seeks, along with a couple of other things.

My new handle over there is Chebuck

Slumlord told me i was dead to him, he's heavy into the modelling glue. Heard he bought kmart out

My new handle over there is TreyB

Boss hawg told me i was dead to him, he's heavy into the modelling glue. Heard he bought kmart out1, 1, 1 tricholoethane was the sheeit, would take the paint off a panzer in a flash

You still wiping FatDaddys crippled azz and braiding his back hairs for him?

wtf

How did i do that

FYI-meds ain't working.

Wooo gurl u nasty

No, no they aren't

LOL......That's what I was wondering.

I'm not sure he's typed a sentence yet that isn't missing a word or just plain gibberish

Unless I am offered a job to post here, don't expect to see any changes.

Unless I am offered a job to post here, don't expect to see any changes.

Are Are you you going going to to post post everything everything twice twice all all the the time time??

Not everyone has city internet. Sometimes it drops out, and you hit post again. Most sites will not let you. Sometimes the software does here. Sometimes it doesn't.

But this is pretty weak insult you are the worse a hole here. Should be ashamed and ridiculed. So sit back and shut up.

No one going to jump in on this guy? People like calling people liars here. Add dumb too. I am not a chick or millenial, so never used ignore list, or gone to a safe space. But can a person see a thread of a person they put on ignore? I would think not, and a guy would be an idjut to post this. But I could be wrong, what about puppy hugging micro aggression fearers who use ignore list, what say you?

[quote=Raeford]Are Are you you going going to to post post everything everything twice twice all all the the time time??[/quote}

????

So the fire has a new Zerkoff eh?

Come on zerkoff is being over used and to original. Try harder.

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Did your dad each you that? It wasn't even cleaver 50 years ago. I am betting your folks were not the kind to come up with wit. Not in the genes I suspect.

Hey a Zerkoff, when your mother comes to visit, you know comes downstairs, does she still like you to do it doggy style?

Sweet Jesus. I have a crisp $50 bill for the first coherent sentence you can assemble.

Crude. But not cleaver or witty. It's sad when people can't get it up, to perform.

Dont go with with you dumb, you stupid, you...... very few of the aholes here are all that good at it. More quantity over quality. A good insult should make ya laugh.

I could blame it on the small screen or that this forum isn't phone friendly, but I don't care enough about you guys to proof read.

I finally joined up there again last year under this same handle here. Have yet to make the first post, but have bought a few things in the pay to play classifieds through pm,s.... I won,t be paying to sell anything tho.

You gotta admit, he/she's got gibberish down to a science.

Fluent in gibberish zerk is.

The way you spell, I'm somewhat surprised you can read at all. This complete disregard for the language you are attempting to use, makes any point you raise Ludicris on it's face.

Indeed.

Have we decided that clicking the post or actually posting makes one an ahole?

Asking for a friend.

That he does.

Good evening.

Got er done buddy.

................................................ya get to write a check for 400 gallons of diesel fuel.

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Thinking your money is safe.

What's the 1st thing Zerk said after he had sex for the 1st time…….….get off me Pa ,get off me !

Holy fugg ATV, I just cracked the code, zerk is KAWI, welcome home kawi, we've missed you.

Knew you could do it Gunner.

Cause you want to impress everyone here.

Gunner,I am not an azzhole after all...

That's it, I'm such an insecure dainty little dweeb with no life.

Did I ever tell you my favorite song was "So much cooler online" by Brad Paisley?

We have a new Boomhauer...

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man. Boomhauer

Trans-gender then? nothing to be ashamed of in this day and age.

You gots boney fingers after work today?

I wish he would quit showing off, it's getting a little embarrassing.

LOL on the boneys, and I'll never quit trying to impress, yes, I am that shallow and insecure.

Looks like he's the first out in any spelling bee...and Im sure he won't be late for any Mensa meetings.....

Some years ago I met Jimmy Buffett and I thought him rather congenial. We shared some common ground though I'm one helluva lot more handsome.

Down in Key West one night and he does his own version of the Azzhole Song. I don't believe in coincidences.

He had his first seaplane crash (splash?) not long after.

I was born this way, get used to it cupcake.

D

PS: Lee Ermey is my uncle.

LOL.
That's the smart money but I'd not discount FredIII as the dark horse. *grins*

It's plain to see you're just trying to impress everyone here.

Our Anthem.........

LOL, yes, it's a North Western puppet with an Ore/Ida pedigree.

Geez,I have a little dingy and no life.

My favorite song is "When Doves Cry" by Prince.

Thats really gay.......

, that's gayer than a herd of sack washing bicyclers peddling to a boy george concert

Got me by 16 seconds Mag.

I own .270's...

Yeah and?

Far be it from me ta be a hate-a!

No worries,I'm thick-skinned.

I'm not, I'm a thin skinned girly man that obsesses over new batteries in my garage door clickers and wash my hands 200 times a day.

I'm gonna go call mama now, if she's still awake maybe she'll read me a bedtime story.lmmfao....................

There,there,it's alright Gunner. We all have weak moments.

I usually curl up into the fetal position and cry when it gets tough.

LMAO, I'm gonna go cry, mom said go to bed and quit waking her up.

And if I call again she's not gonna comb my hair anymore or cut up my meat for me at supper, I'm fugged.

Quit braggin',

You're just trying to make Zerk feel bad, you know his maw cain't read.

Sounds like my mom!

I wish I had a mom.

Mine got so sick of me calling she died.........

OOPS my bad

X 2

That's a shame,Mag.

What is the charge for a long distance phone call to Heaven?

Dang, i thought he was joking, CC's to heaven are free, I call gramps all the time.

I use that money to buy $200 bottles of whiskey!

Cut the chit braggart, I'm enjoying a can of pearl light, found it beside a dumpster, brought it home and washed it so i could drink it, it's really good stuff.

I was, but she really is dead.

I don't get called a horses ass near as much as I used to..........Sometimes I miss that. She would have enjoyed this thread and called a few here Horses asses.

This is so wonderful,almost got the handkerchief out to wipe away the tears of joy.

Does that make me top ahole for the day?

..............................................and She would most correct!

My mom would hit me in the head with her bible fer cussin'

Yes, you win again.

Ha, Ha Elk!

I can call you a horses azz.

Sounds like your mom is/was a real spitfire.

I let you win.

You guys are making me feel unsafe with all this winning, when will i quit being the second loser? I'm gonna have to wake mom again.

Calling a $65 bottle of scotch cheap is not bragging, but a statement of fact. Unless one doesn't really like decent scotch.

Gunner,you will be an azzhole no matter who wins the distinction for the day.

He also missed the part of me calling it cheap, never said that.

Thanks friend Elk, that really helps, but I've already awoken mom again, now I have to learn to cut up my pork chops and comb my own hair by Sunday dinner. my life is over

Well yeah,wake her up in the middle of the night! That makes you azzhole of the day,sorry Mag.

LOL, this is goofy fun, but, the bad part is a large part of the new american male lives this daily, talk about a bunch of sad sacks!

Yup,the real world will not be kind to them.

No sir it will not.

I was surprised at the amount of liberals here.
If I was going to accuse some one of never hunting, it would be a liberal.

Zerk, do you consider yourself an ahole of the site?

Or are you the site of the ahole?

Going to be tough for them when they find out no ignore list.

Or do you just savor the sight of a good ahole?