I'll start by ranting about supermarket produce bags. I have a awful time getting those open.

Your rant?

stupid posts like this

Suck it up and practice opening the bags.

I'll start by ranting about supermarket produce bags. I have a awful time getting those open

Spit on your fingers.


Next rant?

Posters like this.

Yuck! Just blow on them gently.

It's not earth shattering, but I received a new Bass Pro catalog the other day... and there are 13 pages of shotguns and rifles without a price listed anywhere for them. At the bottom of the page, it says to visit their website for the 'entire selection and prices'.

Some catalog... ashamed of their prices, maybe?

My big rant!! Spring 1975. Teri Garr never returned any of my phone calls!!!

I hate it when a waiter or a waitress brings your food and tells you to "enjoy it".

Who the hell are you to tell me what to do? I will enjoy it if I want to!

I hate the interstate signs that say "Exit".

Why make the road continue past the damn sign if you are making everyone exit?

At college I got to choose my own grades and I still failed...dang it.

Are Butt Out tools reusable?

Not buying into Apple in 1997 FARKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

Resealable bags where you're supposed to tear off the top part on the first opening but they put the tear off line too damn close to the reseal line.

Slow children at play signs - don't smart kids play?

Coffee filters (Grrrrrr!)

We have lots of Slow Children here too!

Highway "Bump", signs. there should be an international standard. 1 through 10, not all bumps are created equal.

That's one of my favorite rants........ Drives you nuts, doesn't it?

She was busy...

"Hello? ...Yeah, Teri's here. She can't talk. Her mouth is full..."

TV remotes, they should be universal. like keyboards, and pianos.

YES!!!

I Officially hate you Barry!!

+2. Plus the "tear-open' ones that require a knife, scissors, or chain saw.

My wife almost never takes "cool" things out of the opaque grocery bags. Just stuffs the whole damned thing in the fridge.

Lots of waste that way - out of sight, out of mind.

And almost never cleans yesterdays remainder out the coffee grinder in the Cuisinart maker. Takes too long - 30 seconds to wash and dry, if once used. Takes me a lot longer to clean out the hard pack. She also gets beans all over inside because she pours them in instead of taking the grinder basket out and filling it. I'm real tempted to replace it with a single pack maker for her birthday. I'd be in the doghouse for years!!!

I could go on, but her list is probably longer on me.

OK - scratch probably.

Uh-Oh, Barry you've had it now.... It's Official!

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Different areas different prices would be my guess. Most likely if you bisit the site you will have to put in a zip code before you get the price.

How are you with boxes of bullets?

Haters gonna hate!!

Pictures Barry?

A variant around here is "Please slow down, we love our kids". You'd think, if they loved their kids so much, they'd teach the little f**kers not to play in the road, wouldn't they????

Spit on your fingers bothers you? Never had sex eh?

I would, but being as I'm already on Bob's schidt list, I'd better not post them...

There are, unfortunately pictures on the web, I had to look her up. Course, I looked better too back when.

or 2004

Drivers that use the turn lane as a merge/acceleration lane.

Drivers that can't park 'tween marked lines. I understand it in the winter but now it's incompetence.

Drivers who won't step on the gas on freeway on ramps.

I'd PM Jeff_O.

I hate paying for an hour but only getting 50 minutes.

I hate signs that warn, "Guardrail Damaged Ahead"

Really? I wasn't planning on using it.

I'd better wait until the next rail to try and run off the road!

Pinch open end between forefinger and thumb, rub across each other and you will find the bag lip stands proud.

Works with women too!

Beat me to it!

Deer hunting season is 3 months away! Cow elk hunting season is 4 months away! Javelina hunting season is 6 months away!

Drive up the mountain to Weed and shoot some hogs!

Deer season is 1 month away

Vehicles with the gas cap on the right side. Totally screws up the flow of traffic in a busy gas station!

Are they up there?

From what I gathered the hogs are very hard to find in that area.

I'm not happy about getting the bags open but I'm a lot more unhappy when the flimsy handles break in the parking lot.

AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!

Restaurant bills that "helpfully" have "suggested" tips at 10%, 20%, and 30% of the bill listed at the bottom.

They are there. And getting worse.

Miller Flats is the place to go.

People that put the toilet paper on backwards so it doesn't roll over the top but from underneath.

We did it the wrong way growing up. The dogs would unwind the whole roll.

safety gas can spouts.

So people with one arm can hold the roll and tear off .

Dogs? Didn't want to bother keeping a water bowl full?
Bugs me too but it comes with having to put the seat back down.

Extended warranty for new tools and appliances. Might as well just come and tell me I am buying a piece of junk and it's going to break anytime soon.

My rant is only a small one, People who don't know or ignore what limit lines at intersections are for.
Its hard to make a left turn when people on the left are stopped almost out into the oncoming lane.
Even harder pulling a trailer

Bob's gettin' old and forgets quick, you'll be ok in a couple days......

Rifle deer season opens Saturday.

I hate it when I'm flyin' along, mindin' my own business and all the sudden it gets real quiet. It is particularly annoying at night over mountains.

They should be. Fuggin' pirates.

She was chillin with me.

Can someone tell me why Barry's on my schidt list, please!!!!

I thought it was luv2safari???

You said so Woody, I never known ya to lie afore!

I just can't seem to remember! I'm getting old!!!


So does this mean Ann Margaret won't be coming in???

Miller Flats,gonna have to get the Sacramento Mts map out and look.

Thanks for the tip Rock.

I hate you!

It's ok salmonella EHNM is getting old. He'll forget Give home a few days you'll be alright.

HEY!!

well, i was dating her at the time, and i told her to ignore the phone calls.

Roflmao!!!

I agree, except, you all have never done an interstate highway out of gas service call.
Standing in the grass, pouring gasolene out of a jug,
beats the heck out of standing on the road.
At night, in the rain, fog.......

What a slut!!!



Not her!! You Ron!!!

Forget what?

It's worse than we thought, it was only a couple hours........

I do OK with a box of bullets but a bag of peanuts is another story. miles

Maybe JeffO could help you with that.

Dats why they make scissors!

1960's Annette Funicello didn't return any of mine either.

I don't give a chit which end it comes off of as long as it's there.

Why I carry a funnel. The only thing these spouts are good for is for the lid to go over.





My counter to putting the seat down is also putting the lid down, just as irritating as having to bother putting the seat down - Having to put the lid up.

The word 'usage'.............. totally useless.

I know of no instance where the word 'use' would not be appropriate!

6.5 Creedmore's..........

Quitters, p-hags, girlymen in yoga pants, the stupid drivers in Gore, Oklahoma.

And here I had always thought that the people who put the lid down did so because of their fascination with growing mold in the bowl.

I hate those GD things to.

You might be on to something here!

Click bait

Since we are be-otching about stuff my list:

Bicyclists
Californians, and their driving habits
Illegals
Moose limbs
Cats
Liberals/media
270's
Range Nazis
Grammar Nazis
Commies
Rap/hip hop
Vehicle inspections
Safety gas cans
Azz hat neighbors
Lazy bastids

That about covers it.

Now when you say moose limbs, you aren't saying you do not not enjoy a nice knuckle , once in a while.? Are you?

Since retiring a couple of years ago, nada. Little, very little, bends me one way or the other.

Yep, I hate em. Dont know why.....just do.

Will the hatred for that surpass the .270?

Single ply ass wipe........

On top of that, how about that 2" narrow paper you find in restrooms these days?

As an addendum to that rant, I've been carrying portable butt wipes with me if I need to use a public restroom. You can have your PC's, moon landings, internet, 6.5 Creedmore, polio vaccine etc. Butt wipes are the single greatest invention of the last 50 years and possibly 100.

Side note Used to call those toilet seat covers, "Paper Ass Gaskets". My janitor that worked for me thought that was the funniest thing he'd ever heard! He'd just laugh! He was kinda special anyway.

In a years time, what would you estimate your usage of the word use in place of usage to be?

I have a .270 and like it!

ECLIPSE

Nuff said

Tryin' to get just 1 coffee filter from the stack....................................

Blow on the edge of it. A 6 year old girl taught me that trick.

And get y'alls minds out of the gutter, it was legitimate.

Much like other rantable items, lik yer finger first. YuseageMV

Here's a rant - every damn toilet seat in every home I've ever seen is one shape - round and even. So who the ef thought of putting contoured toilet seats in public bathrooms? Low in back, high in front, it locks you in to one position. And when you try to stand up the leverage is all against you, especially since you have your pants down.

At least I brought my butt wipes with me so I didn't have to use the guaranteed to blow out flimsy toilet paper...

I have not read the whole thread.*

Has modern gas can spouts been mentioned?






*spent all my time filling gas tanks.


I finally had time to read. I am glad I'm not the only one.

100%, I don't use 5 letters when there is a perfectly good 3 letter word available...............

passenger-side sun visors/vision blockers

plethora of debit card machine types. make em all the same.

Rooster: five

People that eat crayons, breathe through their mouth, and stand in the produce section for 20 minutes trying to open a bag.





Dave

...and 10" x 5" with big numbers.

Can't stand moderation,
or diversity.

People merging onto an interstate and don't look up till they are THERE!

People that have yard sales, and don't take their effing signs down when they're done.

Solutions is my least favorite word.

Everyone is offering "solutions" these days. Hate it.

[quote=Jim_Conrad
Solutions is my least favorite word.

Everyone is offering "solutions" these days. Hate it.[/quote]


What do you see as the solution to this problem?