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St. Johns County deputies arrested a woman after she bit a man's fishing line and swam off with his lure, according to a police report.

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Deputies: Woman drunkenly bites man's fishing line at St. Johns County pier

St. Johns County deputies arrested a woman after she bit a man's fishing line and swam off with his lure, according to a police report.

Deputies were called to the St. Johns County Pier on Tuesday at approximately 6 p.m.

A fisherman told deputies that 22-year-old Alexandria Turner appeared to be intoxicated when she swam up to his fishing line and cursed him out.

She bit the line and swam away with the rigging, according to the police report.

When deputies asked Turner to come to the pier office where the fisherman had rented the pole, she became belligerent and refused to walk inside, the report said.

Deputies said Turner began creating a scene and upsetting the "sense of public norm at the pier" when they tried to take her into protective custody.

She refused to let deputies handcuff her and screamed, "I'm (expletive) naked!" several times, the report said.

Deputies arrested Turner on suspicion of disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest without violence.



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Why is it always Florida?

She must be living a hard life as she looks a lot older than 22.
Should have used a vigorous hook set before she could bite through the line!
Looks like a record size carp.
Normally do catch and release, but do retain a salmon or steelhead from time to time. If I hooked up to that, I'd cut the line myself.
George!, Did you see the size of that whale I had on??????????
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She refused to let deputies handcuff her and screamed, "I'm (expletive) naked!" several times, the report said.
Judging from the photo, I hope she wasn't really naked. That would traumatize the cops even though they've about seen it all.
Sounds like a deleterious species.
Alley gator.
something smells fishy about her.
I believe I'd be throwing that one back!
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
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She refused to let deputies handcuff her and screamed, "I'm (expletive) naked!" several times, the report said.
Judging from the photo, I hope she wasn't really naked. That would traumatize the cops even though they've about seen it all.



Probably not much that a Florida Cop has not seen.
The guy probably thought he'd snagged a manatee.
I do believe this is why one sees billy clubs for sale at the fishing store.
Deputies said Turner began creating a scene and upsetting the "sense of public norm at the pier"

Wow, that's really serious stuff. Prayers sent. Bet she wishes she was darker in color right bout now.
Pretty sure that's John Wayne Gacy's carpet munchin' granddaughter.
I usually club the big ones I catch, before trying to retrieve my lure. I Think I would have clubbed that one twice.
Definitely Catch and Release!!
Looks like a lesbo...
she's a keeper. ha ha, get it? keeper. ya never mind.
Originally Posted by hookeye
Looks like a record size carp.



LOL!!


Post of the day!
He must have been fishing with stink bait...
Originally Posted by cra1948
Looks like a lesbo...



Yep, envirofreak lesbo
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