I was drinking with my favorite friend the past couple weeks and realized it was his birthday. Went ahead and treated myself and I can't blame him.



Thanks for looking.





Travis

Feeling lucky?

Nice!

well, are ya? punk....

Did I shoot five shots or was it six?

Woweee.....thats a real beauty.

Happy birthday?

Happy GFY!

..."I gots ta know"...

Nice piece.

Maybe me, an' falve could be friends after all? I have a birthday comin' someday.

So you're celebrating all week...

Great gift, happy bday sockpuppet.

You're pathetic...................but congrats anyway.

So do we call you :

1. Dirty Dave

2. Dirty Travis

3. Dirty & Hairy

4. Dirty DeFlave

5. Dirty Flave

6. MaDonna


Pick one and get back to us...

Congrats and glad you could look in the Bathroom Mirror,
Pointing that and Mumble to Yourself : Go Ahead, Make My Day!

Oh and Happy Birthday MaDonna...

At least a bit one eve...

D's Celebrating every day of his life......

how else can you take your D.I.'s Advise and "look after Number One!"

We should all be so lucky...

That is why when someone tells him to GFY, he actually has something to look forward to...

Kinda like Telling me I get to GF a 22 year old Suzanne Somers...with 44 Double Ds...

"A bit". LOL

Are you new here? Fugger will be drunk all weekend.

Not that I blame her.

I never figured you for a hyperbolist.

lol, watching dirty harry right now.

If you were truly treating your best friend, you would buy him another drink and a 6.5" 29-2 to go with the 8 3/8. I might know where one can be found.

She's a sweetheart.

Thanks again.




Travis

I prefer to do things in 30 day increments.

Benders.

Rehab.

Relationships.

That sort of thing.




Dave

Magnum Force is my fave.

Mostly because it sounds like a porn film.




Dave

Tell me.

He's drinking and spending wildly.




Clark

At the ranch watching "Hell On Wheels" dvd packl and drinking profuse amounts
Of whiskey! Happy whatever Clark!!!!!

Whatever the occasion, I'm glad to not be drinking alone!

Actually surprised I was able to compose that last post!

Gifted myself a Delta Elite, Watching the magnificent 7 right now!

In English

Thanks wood.

I worked long and hard to get here this far and drunk.



Clark

These are to good times. It's a shame they're so hard to remember!

aww on the right Subject....I can be...

getting old, you start thinking about what would make the world a "perfect world"...

Kinda like a "What's Heaven Like?", kinda thing....

I think I am going to go sit down and watch that 4 CD set of Dirty Harry Movies my son
bought me a while ago....and think of Madonna Sitting at home stroking her 8.5 inches...

This thread is about 'flave. Not you.




Dave the Flave

Take two aspirins, and post in the morning Woody.

What's this??? Did Madonna get a 8.5" cock for Flave's B-day?

If you plan to impersonate DH, you need both a 6.5" and 8 3/8. He mainly carried a 6.5 but used an 8 3/8 for effect. Mine is a clean 6.5" without a presentation case. I have had it for a few years, but my memory is I may have gotten it from Shrapnel so I am sure I vastly overpaid. I think I may have your number still. If so, I will text you pics tomorrow.

The 6.5" blued 29-2 was my dream gun that I couldn't afford for years so it will give me a slight twinge of pain to sell it, but I have had it for several years and haven't shot it. I shoot my 5" 629 when wanting a shorter barrel and 7.5" Bisley or Super Redhawk when I think a long barrel to be beneficial. The 29-2 is just too pretty to shoot.

I think you would probably enjoy it so would cut you a deal if you want it.

Any more of these and I'll stop talking about all that.





Clark

Bingo.

Please do send pics.

Anything shrap owned has to be good. Typically.



Travis

Yup....

8.5 inches, hard as steel with a big hole in the end of it...

he got the deluxe addition... even has a handle on it for easy.... "handling"...

I wasn't talk to you.

Will do, Travis. It's a nice piece.

Freakin' lightweight!

It's 8.375....... Your sloppy notation had me thinking you were talking about her.

What in the fugk are you talking about?




Travis

Don't Farve me please.




Dave

GD she looked good. Then.




Dave

That's a model 27 you non detailed fuggs.

your Dirty Harry piece... Dirty Dave...

Got the DVD warming up to Watch a Couple of Dirty Harry Movies this evening...

Like that Birthday Present you generously gave to your best friend...

And Kingston...

she was a skank them and hasn't gotten any better...

but if you dig her, don't let me cloud your fantasy..

Too late. Enjoy the pics.

Your first sock puppet, wishin ya an STD free birthday, not countin a buttshot o'keflex.

Update:

My wife had asked me what I wanted for my birthday so I asked that she sit on my face. Instead she got me a Big Green Egg. Not sure how to take this really.




It also appears I drunk ordered some things and they were waiting for me upon my return. Good work 'Flave.



I think it's gonna be a good Thursday.





Dave

Let us know how those mini shells work in the shockwave....................

Wonderful presents for your big day.





I woke up yesterday and see there was a phone call on my phone that lasted 3 minutes. Of course I do not remember any of it. Apparently I told someone that I wanted to sauna with somebodies wife?

That was you?????????

laughing!


Do not mix Stella(4-5?), Twisted Tea(1), Corona(5-6?), Patron(couple shots) and Blackberry Brandy(1/4 bottle).

I repeat do not attempt.


Thank God yesterday was a rain day....

Pffft Travis calls that "getting ready for church"

Much simpler to pour down a half dozen martinis...

Front pew and all!

Ed, I blame it on peer pressure. The Corona and Brandy anyway...

HAHA! Juuuuuust a little something to take the edge off at church.


I was with you Sam, right up until the BlackBerry brandy.

I had a bad experience once. Lets just say that BB brandy does not mix well with tomato Hoot wine. Actually, nothing goes well with tomato Hoot wine.


Including everything you had eaten prior to ingesting that terrible stuff.

Your friend has good taste in handguns.

The paperwork says Model 29.

Wth is tomato hoot wine?? Sounds terrible! lol

Happy Birthday...From your favorite Cuban..

Sinner











Happy Birthday!

You'll like the BGE. I have meat in the freezer from an old rutting mule deer that even in chilli smells enough like rutting deer that I was not excited about eating it. I took some of the back strap and smoked it over the indirect plate with mesquite at 250-275 for about 30 minutes, and everybody loved it. I have cooked meat from that deer 3-4 times since and it is really good on the egg.

Happy Birthday flave... Now get down to the breaks and blast some bunnies with that rig....



Ben

Instead of the egg, you should have asked for a Shelby. I hear there is a good selection in Montana.

Nice Colt.


Looks like you're gonna get the 38 S&W running, it's a fun little cartridge.

Forgiven.




Clark

I would call that a recipe for projectile schitting.




Dave

You're beautiful.




Dave

She's gettin' warmed up as I type.

Had to take the kids to a parade. If there is something dumber than a parade, I don't know what it is. Fugk I hate that schit.




Dave

I'll be down to visit soon.

Hopefully that fire removed all the cover so I don't have to get out of the truck.


Dave

Marching in a parade.

Never heard of it.




Clark

You could have fooled me. Bullets don't fit virgin brass. 2.0gr's of powder is testing the range of my thrower. I think I need a Dillon set up for it so I can knock these out more quicker. I got 500 brass now. Will test for POI today. After a few IPA's.




Dave

Sam,

I trust you will take it easy today after that lethal combo you ingested.





Dave

If you get bored with it, let me know. I bet we could do some horse trading. Whatcha using to throw your 2gr charges?

My Redding.

It's actually 2.5. I loaded 20 to test. We shall see.




Dave

It's probably the patridge front sight throwing you off. If it were a 27, it would have the tapered barrel and shorter cylinder. I am pretty sure it is a 29, though, I guess it could be a 57 also.

I believe alwaysoutdoors was making a joke related to the commonly accepted "dash 2" reference that includes the symbol associated with subtraction.

He's not being literal.





Dave

That thing is sweet looking. How's she shoot?

Wow, what a present. Is your pal 39?

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday, how OLD are you? That 6 shooter is way too much for you and should be sent to me as it deserves a better environment.

GFY


mike r

Happy Birthday!!! Reminds me of my favorite Dirty Harry scene. He is just like you 'Flave.

Hopefully she's hot.

"Operation Taco Bell"

It really is a fine piece. I bought it when I lived in Calgary some years ago. Imported it and never shot it. Happy knowing it will see much use. He needs to throttle a deer with it. Pphhukkcc rabbits.

If you really gave a fugk you'd have started this thread yourself.





Dave

Never asked him.




Dave

GFY.




Clark

I asked my ma. She told me to mind my own business. I thought that was witty.

I may be a loser but I'm a loser with an 8 3/8" 29-2.

GFY.



Dave

Your a lucky dog Travis! Belated Happy Birthday.

I consider myself better looking and more likable.

But yea, pretty much like me mostly sometimes.




Dave

Non visiting pseudo phriend. If I gave a phougk I'd have texted you. I was giving you an opportunity to post a Utube vid and boast. pfffft over your head! opportunity lost! GPY!

I would fuuckkn fudge ya!😉

The Colt is for rabbits. This baby needs a mulie.




Travis

I mean your doable, what ever that means.

Understatement of the year.





Dave

Happy bornday and GFY!

The Schrap and an elk?

Well,...lets see the damn Colt.

Lovin' it.




Dave

I don't believe in elk.




Travis

Looks to have been reblued but not a bad piece. I'm lovin'g it.

That's a pretty one.

Thank you.

Not a fan of Colt DA revolvers but this one has made me a convert.





Travis

The Big Brown Egg is a rockn' right outta the gate!

I have an Official Police revolver.


Nice looking meat there 'flave.

My uncle has one those.... he thinks it funny when he loads factory loads in it and slips a few
Hot ones in the mix. Lol. Funny shhhhit.

Nice present. Happy bday you old ffffff ucker. How old are you anyway?

27?

And holding.

Green egg seals the deal. Sold mine after eight years. Big green mistake.

Nice present! don't you have a nickel one too?

Have a bodacious B-day.

By God, if I had a nickel....




Dave

I also think it's funny to slip a hot one into the mix. For me. Not her.




Dave

The wife or the grill?




Dave

That's only a six inch.

(That's what she said)




Dave

If these cans would stop running out of beer I just might be able to.




Dave

If you don't kill a mule deer with it this year send it back and I will throw the same $300 check in the mail.

We need to start promoting the Campfire shoot off.




Dave

Sounds like a bargain.

Wait... what?




Clark

45....there's a pic of his birthday cake in his Flicker album.

PS.....the icing's pink if that matters.....

I double fistsd that cannon with A cold soda In One hand and the .44 mother fff uuu cker in the other.
I have yet to bust a 350 block thou.

Nice pea shooter!

You would be just like me.........no nickles.

Happy birthday Deflave,

I will show up for your shoot-off, whats the deal? 500yd milk jugs? dats easy.

Oh and GFY

'bar,

Birds first.

Don't tell Gruff.




XOxoxo,
Dave

Somebody has to go back and get a schit load of dimes.




Dave

Pushin' 14.

Mentally.





Dave

By buying guns that get YOU closer to the target?

That is piss poor promotion right there.

I envision both a rifle and handgun competition. Handgun would be offhand with silhouettes.





Dave

Your time is your score.




Dave

Steelhead,

The reloads are shooting nicely and to POA in that Colt. Time to load mass quantities in preparation of bunny season.



Ed,

The 29 remains a virgin. "National sight in day" or some schit so I couldn't ring it out as I planned.




Mini-shell question people,

The gun absolutely does not move when you shoot these. It's like firing a blank.

Changes capacity to 10+1. They smoke clays well.




Clark

Happy Birthday Flave!!!


DMc ; )

Great read.. Happy Birthday Travis.. I am sure you will have a good one.. You shoot sounds awesome.. Out of my league, but fun to see... Have a great birthday, you should have these more often sounds like lots of fun.. Hang in there..

WCH,

Won't be out of anybody's league. It's all in fun. Could even throw in a rimfire offhand match. Plenty of hotels and camping available around here.

I agree my birthday should happen more often... grin.




Travis

Took the boy and one other for a walk today. Dog was full retard (first week or two he's worthless) but I managed three shots and two birds.



Found an egg:



The Colt continues to impress:



Pronghorn opens soon. Cool weather and rain allows for some bird chasing. Things are good.




Dave

Agree. What month?

Brojamin, I was meaning to ask you if you'd been out harassing the birds yet.


Nice shootin'!

I'm thinking April or May?




Dave

I haven't been because it was so dry. But after that rain I felt ok asking.




Dave

10-4, good idea.

'Clark,

Didn't know a green egg gave you red and white meat.

Happy belated birthday Travis. A campfiire shoot out would be good. I'll call Shrap and he will send the map of the location. It's still left of the windmill, right?

Sweet!

As to the dog, I always figured a labs default was full retard? Does he actually point? If so, that is bad azz!

My buddies lab I've chased birds with is hilarious. Great nose, super birdy and driven, ...........and he'll give you 200 yard shots at birds all day if you can't run as fast as he can. Lol.

Any stocked bird and some wilds simply get retrieved with out being shot. Its hilarious.

Beats AIDS.




Dave

The shrap is elusive.

He would make the shoot but only to make an appearance. He's not big on target stuff.




Clark

That last sentence made me laugh.

My dog may be too excited to be of value the first week or two but that's only because I never "work" with him in the off season. If I lived somewhere else I probably would. But even in full retard mode he is easy to read and will let you know there are birds.

200yd flushes would result in his head getting canoed. Instantly.




Dave

Joe used to do this. I'd shoot one, he'd come back with two — both in his mouth, one dead, one alive, sometimes both alive. He could be hell on limits...

That would kind of annoy me.

I have seen my dog "push" COCK out of cover with his nose. That I like.




Dave

They are funny. This Dot is firecracker. When the very first few leaves started falling off the oaks, she sat there watching them pinwheel toward the ground. She was completely enamored, then she discovered acorns. She's got no idea what's coming.

Happy belated birthday Travis.

Happy Birthday!

Very good.

Thanks AR.




Dave

Is that what Gisselle gave Brady?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

BURRRRN!

GFY!




Clark

Could certainly be worse.




Dave

I'm not taking the bait.

You would if Jay Cutler's COCK was dangling off a hook.





Dave

Jay Cutler doesn't have a cock.

Text sent.



Jay-Jay

That's a clitoris.

Im not driving out there to hit a can before you do.....again.

Schit.



Dave

Nobody can out handgun me.




Dave

😎

Blackheart begs to differ...

They are all welcome to video their amazing feats and post them here.




Clark

"They"... Well played.

I would post a video, but after posting the results the bloody UN would no doubt have to convene a special session to draft a binding resolution denouncing the astonishing lethality of my shooting skills.

Thats one headache I just dont need right now.

Be sure and buy your friend a beer and thank him.

Pink's the new secret code for pussy grabber.

Richard boy says he doesnt look a day over 17.

Richard boy knows about such things......