You are probably right...seems he already has enough troubles without having to fight a 69 year old redneck. I told my wife he must really be in love to humiliate himself like that. She (being much wiser in the ways of the world) said he probably stood to lose too much in a divorce.
Maybe she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. You never know.
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Golfball-hell those toothless Iowa girls can do it with a football! SIDEWAYS! That's why you see those motorcycle helmets over there with the pistol grips mounted on the sides.