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Posted By: Alagator Turn in your man card... - 02/22/18
This ad took up 1/4 of page A3 in yesterday's local paper. If I see this guy on the street, I will slap him... She must have something powerful.

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Posted By: Pahntr760 Re: Turn in your man card... - 02/22/18
I bet you won't actually slap him...
Posted By: Alagator Re: Turn in your man card... - 02/22/18
Originally Posted by Pahntr760
I bet you won't actually slap him...


You are probably right...seems he already has enough troubles without having to fight a 69 year old redneck. I told my wife he must really be in love to humiliate himself like that. She (being much wiser in the ways of the world) said he probably stood to lose too much in a divorce.
Maybe she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. You never know.





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Posted By: Pat85 Re: Turn in your man card... - 02/22/18
Whats a man card?
Originally Posted by Pat85
Whats a man card?



Something the guy that placed that ad never had to begin with...
Originally Posted by Pharmseller
Maybe she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. You never know.





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Dime a dozen.
Posted By: BangPop Re: Turn in your man card... - 02/22/18
I'm thinking he reevaluated those tits. Evidently he saw the error of his ways.
Posted By: Alagator Re: Turn in your man card... - 02/22/18
Originally Posted by Pharmseller
Maybe she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. You never know.





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Posted By: gunner500 Re: Turn in your man card... - 02/22/18
What a weak brokeback dork, man oh man would I like to repeat here what I told a feminazi on this subject back before the election. grin
Posted By: slumlord Re: Turn in your man card... - 02/22/18
Probably forgot to clear Babysitter Creampie from his browser history.
Posted By: Alagator Re: Turn in your man card... - 02/22/18
Originally Posted by slumlord
Probably forgot to clear Babysitter Creampie from his browser history.


And you know this how? grin

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Posted By: Peddler Re: Turn in your man card... - 02/22/18
Originally Posted by Alagator
She must have something powerful.

Yeah, his balls.
Originally Posted by Pharmseller
Maybe she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. You never know.





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my benchmark has always been 'suck start a Harley', but what you mentioned ain't bad.
Posted By: gunner500 Re: Turn in your man card... - 02/22/18
Originally Posted by slumlord
Probably forgot to clear Babysitter Creampie from his browser history.


Gotdamn! that sounds like it could get expensive $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Posted By: hanco Re: Turn in your man card... - 02/22/18
Sounds like he f...ked up somehow
She probably seen that picture.
Looking at it while her lawyer was railing her doggystyle bent over his desk.
Posted By: Tate338 Re: Turn in your man card... - 02/23/18
I imagine he found out how much his support payments were gonna be. Ad was cheap. Barry
Originally Posted by Pharmseller
Maybe she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. You never know.





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Golfball-hell those toothless Iowa girls can do it with a football! SIDEWAYS! That's why you see those motorcycle helmets over there with the pistol grips mounted on the sides.
Posted By: tndrbstr Re: Turn in your man card... - 02/23/18
She has Nice tits,... and no wedding ring, my favorite combination.
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