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Posted By: jaguartx Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
It's hard to believe that's the same ethnic group that built the pyramids.
Posted By: add Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Watch this and hold my Ramadan drink.
Posted By: sawbuck Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Fantastic! Alfred Hitchcock would be proud.
Originally Posted by reivertom
It's hard to believe that's the same ethnic group that built the pyramids.


Bangladesh is a long way from Egypt.
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by reivertom
It's hard to believe that's the same ethnic group that built the pyramids.


Bangladesh is a long way from Egypt.



Who in the hell in Bangladesh can afford an excavator........or a large boat for that matter??
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by reivertom
It's hard to believe that's the same ethnic group that built the pyramids.


Bangladesh is a long way from Egypt.


OK then...The Taj Mahal....and how did you know where it was?
Posted By: las Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Originally Posted by reivertom
It's hard to believe that's the same ethnic group that built the pyramids.


Yeah, but they weren't Muslims then. Allah Akbar!

Kinda think they needed more embankment of a better substrate material.... smile
Posted By: 2ndwind Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Originally Posted by las
Originally Posted by reivertom
It's hard to believe that's the same ethnic group that built the pyramids.


Yeah, but they weren't Muslims then. Allah Akbar!




They have been picking their first cousins as wives ever since they did become Muslims and interbreeding themselves in a downward spiral ever since.
Posted By: las Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Keeping it the family.. probably shouldn't apply to dicks.
Thats a Muslim submarine.
Posted By: JamesJr Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Originally Posted by 2ndwind
Originally Posted by las
Originally Posted by reivertom
It's hard to believe that's the same ethnic group that built the pyramids.


Yeah, but they weren't Muslims then. Allah Akbar!




They have been picking their first cousins as wives ever since they did become Muslims and interbreeding themselves in a downward spiral ever since.




Apparently the Muzzies and our local Mennonites have a saying......the closer the kin, the better it goes in.
Originally Posted by reivertom
It's hard to believe that's the same ethnic group that built the pyramids.
They may not be. Archaeologists can't agree on who the ancient Egyptians were. Some think they were black. Some think they were white Berbers. They don't really know.

In the last few seconds, the track hoe looks like it waving a final goodbye.
Those dumb bastids. There's a lot of easier ways to sink a barge than with an excavator!
Posted By: kellory Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Reminds me of this scene....lol
https://youtu.be/uQJ8WrKnLUs
Ignorant third world goat humpers.
Posted By: Gus Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
it looked like a good plan at the very beginning. but it did turn out to have a few fatal flaws in it.
Posted By: Dutch Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Trust, me, there are plenty of good ole American rednecks that are capable of, and do, bury trackhoes and dozers. Watched one sink one while excavating a fish pond. Tell you what. It takes some doing to pull a 65,000 lb excavator when it's buried to mid cab in a wet clay pit.

Fun to watch, when it's not your equipment.....
Posted By: RufusG Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Originally Posted by Gus
it looked like a good plan at the very beginning. but it did turn out to have a few fatal flaws in it.


I think if their goal was to sink it that far from shore, they would have had no chance. In this case being tentatively stupid probably turned out way worse than just going all-in stupid.
Posted By: Toddly Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Allah Sinkbarge.
If you're going to attempt something that stupid, ground the nose of the barge on land, use the weight and tracking [pulling] motion of the trackhoe climbing aboard to keep grounded and pulled towards the shore, turn a 180 and use the hoe to push the loaded barge off the bank. crazy
Posted By: 700LH Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Originally Posted by reivertom
It's hard to believe that's the same ethnic group that built the pyramids.
They may not be. Archaeologists can't agree on who the ancient Egyptians were. Some think they were black. Some think they were white Berbers. They don't really know.

In the last few seconds, the track hoe looks like it waving a final goodbye.

Just like the black settlements in South Africa before the white man I suppose
Originally Posted by reivertom
Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by reivertom
It's hard to believe that's the same ethnic group that built the pyramids.


Bangladesh is a long way from Egypt.


OK then...The Taj Mahal....and how did you know where it was?



I read the comments.
Posted By: Tansun Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Gonna need a bigger boat....
Posted By: hanco Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
That’s incredible, I wonder what the average IQ is?
Posted By: kellory Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Originally Posted by hanco
That’s incredible, I wonder what the average IQ is?

Less than the displacement.... wink
Posted By: Pat85 Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/27/18
Originally Posted by gunner500
If you're going to attempt something that stupid, ground the nose of the barge on land, use the weight and tracking [pulling] motion of the trackhoe climbing aboard to keep grounded and pulled towards the shore, turn a 180 and use the hoe to push the loaded barge off the bank. crazy




When he was half way he should have spun 180 and pushed the bucket down in the dirt and leveled out the barge, then walked it on while extending the stick. Iam sure its a little more tricky than side loading on a lowbed.
To quote my brother Frank:

"This is their interpretation of "hydraulic excavator."

No harm, as John Candy said about the sideswiped and "reduced width" car in Trains, Planes, and Automobiles with Steve Martin; just get it out and rinse if off and it'll be like new.

Once again -- they work so much better with camels.

Amen to that!!

I laughed so hard I pissed me pants!!
Originally Posted by hanco
That’s incredible, I wonder what the average IQ is?


Probably somewhere about average for community organizer.
Posted By: g5m Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/28/18
Well, that's one way to attempt it!
Posted By: hanco Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/28/18
I’ve operated excavators for 40 years, the machine would have sunk it no matter how they tried to load it.
Originally Posted by JamesJr
Originally Posted by 2ndwind
Originally Posted by las
Originally Posted by reivertom
It's hard to believe that's the same ethnic group that built the pyramids.


Yeah, but they weren't Muslims then. Allah Akbar!




They have been picking their first cousins as wives ever since they did become Muslims and interbreeding themselves in a downward spiral ever since.




Apparently the Muzzies and our local Mennonites have a saying......the closer the kin, the better it goes in.


Vice is nice but incest is best it keeps it in the family,
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Mohhamed loading excavator - 05/28/18
Originally Posted by jaguartx



Only indians are that inept, just enough know-how to screw everything up.
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