Any you like?

"Where's the thug? " "I let him go".

Jose Wales - Endeavor to Persevere (Chief Dan George)

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?"

Bridges of Toko Ri IMO top three movies about Naval Aviation.

RAdm. George Tarrant: Where do we get such men? They leave this ship and they do their job. Then they must find this speck lost somewhere on the sea. When the find it they have to land on its pitching deck. Where do we get such men?

“That’s bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!”

"If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Tuco from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

Darn near lost a four hunnert dollar hand cart!

Dazed and confused, the whole movie is one great quote after another.

What we have here is a failure to communicate. Cool Hand Luke

Just one good one of many from that movie

Not a movie but Deadwood.

Al Swearengen: [on Bullock and his affair with Alma] He don't know if he's breathing or taking it in through [bleep] gills; he is that [bleep] [bleep]-struck. They're afloat in some fairy [bleep] bubble, lighter than air. Him, her snatch and his stupid [bleep] badge.

"Insurgents...and approximately 40 goats."

"They aren't on anyone's side. We don't have to shoot them."

You gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?

There are sooo many good speeches that have appeared in movies, I will have to collect a handful and apply them here... Stay tuned.

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"

“Well BYE”. Curly Bill in “Tombstone”

I saw dat you sombitch, you did dat on purpose, you gunna wait'll yo grey, i gonna bbq yo ass in molasses!

Deadwood, and in particular Al Swearingen, was downright Shakespearean in the amount of quotable lines spoken. If Shakespeare used "c*cksucker" every 2nd or 3rd line, that is.

Al Swearengen: Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

Al Swearengen: In life you have to do a lot of things you don't f*cking want to do. Many times, that's what the f*ck life is... one vile f*cking task after another.

Al Swearengen: Announcin' your plans is a good way to hear god laugh.

Al Swearengen: You want a blow job while I talk to you?
Judge: No.
Al Swearengen: I wasn't offering personally.

Francis Wolcott: I am a sinner that does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official.

Hey bartender! Jobu needs a refill!

Forget the bender Ricky. Give him the heater!

This guy led the league in most offensive categories. Including nose hair.

How could you not include "Up your butt, Jobu"?

"God willing, we will endure in pure health and purity of our natural fluids."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

also "the last one he hit hasn't landed yet"

Badges? we don't have no badges, i don't need to show you no stinking badges!

Quotes from “Sleepless in Seattle”

You might get me in a rush, but not before I turn his head into a canoe...

Maybe poker just isn’t your game, I know Ike, how about a spelling contest?

Oh, no need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you...

I said throw down boy. You going to do something or just stand there and bleed?

"You're going to need a bigger boat"

(if I remember it correctly) "One was stabbed. The other shot through the head."

Anybody remember the movie and context?

Yes he was. They are filming a Deadwood movie.


From pulp fiction:

Marsellus : What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' [bleep], who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

I worked in a prison and we had this on the wall of our office where inmates could read it. We also had the cell house rules.

Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy........

It's rare to see such quality cinematic performances as this one-

One of my wife's favorites:



Just one of mine, ......................'Hit it"



Geno

"What Knockers!!"----Young Frankenstein

“There’s no way, no way you could come from my loins”

Sheriff Buford T Justice...

Speaking of movies with an abundance of quotable lines:







Geno

What is a dazzling urbanite doing in a place like this?

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick azz...and I'm all outta bubble gum from They Live

iI want to get chocolate wasted from Grown Ups

Yoohoo Bell...I'll make ya famous from Young Guns 2

Skin that smokewagon and see what happens from Tombstone

I want you to be nice...until it's time to not be nice from Roadhouse

Life's a garden..dig it
you gotta keep on keepin' on both from Joe Dirt

I came here to do 2 things, drink some beer and kick some ass, and I’m runnin out of beer. Dazed and confused

The Job is yours, until you die, or I find someone better.

Starship Troopers.

You gonna do somethin or jus stand there and bleed? Tombstone

Toto, i've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

https://www.thehook.online/2017/12/spot-secret-joke-famous-silence-lambs-line/

“A census taker once tried to test me… I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti”.

(This is actually an obscure medical joke and a hidden threat.)

This is a club for British Officers!!!!

That’s alright.....we’re not particular.

Hollywood! Hollywood!



We'll camp here (about 1:35 in)



Another vote for Clint, "did you hear me................."



Geno

"Rule .303. We caught them, and we shot them, under Rule 3 0 3!"

From the movie, The Rainmaker.
Matt Damon as young lawyer, Rudy Baylor:

"Sworn in by a fool and vouched for by a scoundrel. I'm a lawyer at last."

"Every lawyer, at least once in every case, feels himself crossing a line that he doesn't really mean to cross... it just happens... And if you cross it enough times it disappears forever. And then you're nothin' but another lawyer joke. Just another shark in the dirty water."

"In my first year of law school everybody loved everybody else, 'cause we were all studying the law, and the law was a noble thing. By my third year you were lucky if you weren't murdered in your sleep. People stole exams, hid research materials from the library, and lied to the professors. Such is the nature of the profession."

Who are you.?
I'm your worst nightmare!
No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare!

Loaded Weapon 1

Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Airplane


Is that a pepperoni in your pocket or are you just happy to see me...

Sometimes you just gotta say what the phuqk...



No matter where you go, there you are. Buckeroo Banzai

"You broke your leg?....welll why didn't you say something?"

" I had the unworthy suspicion you might leave me behind"

" Your god damned rights I would have.!! "

******

"You like this?"

"Oh very much"

" I did too at the time, but I was drunk"

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn".

Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind.

https://youtu.be/Rk16glWoMCk

Your kid, he's a good kid that kid......Bronx tale

Josey Wales—Chief Dan George
“Sometimes the magic works—and sometimes it don’t “

He also had an even better line: "WAR IS NO PLACE FOR WOMEN". Guess that one didn't stick, so maybe this might work:

God be with you, English..

"a man can be a artist....Creasy's art is death......he's about to paint his masterpiece"

You're gonna need a bigger boat

American Grafitti;
Bob Falfa (55 Chevy)hey,!I'm lookin for a piss yellow deuce coupe, You seen it ? I aim to blow his ass right off the road!
Toad-- Thats John Milner, nobody beats Milner!
Bob Falfa-- I aint nobody ,dork!

Fuuck em if they can’t take a joke!

dying is easy, living is whats hard.

"The trial will not be lengthy". "We already ran the misfits out of our country. Sent 'em back to England". Quigley Down Under
"I aint got time to bleed". Predator
"My name is Jim but most people call me.....Jim". "Excuse me while I whip 'dis out". Blazing Saddles

Yeah yeah yeah smokewagon we got it

Yall must have each other on ignore

You may not know this, but there's things that gnaw on a man worse than dying.

“I’ve got a feeling we’re a little way from a lot of trouble....”
Rooster Cogburn

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."



"Do I feel lucky?"

" I'LL BE BACK!"

“Who the f ck are you?”

“My name is Smalls, Leonard Smalls, my friends all call me Lennie, cept I ain’t got no f Cking friends “.

Ray Hicks (Nick Nolte) in "Who'll Stop the Rain":

"All my life I've been taking tschit from inferior people. No more."

"If you're going to shoot, shoot don't talk" - Tuco - The Good The bad The Ugly

"Those Krauts sure know how to build a boat." - Chief Klough - U 571

"Well, gentlemen, when the [bleep] hits the fan, some guys run and some guys stay." - Scent of a Woman

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination "Rooshin" phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!"-
Maj. Kong - Dr Strangelove

My favorite JW exchange:

JW- When I get to liking someone, they ain't around long.
Chief- I notice when you get to DIS-liking someone they ain't around for long neither.

"No dumb bastard ever won a war by dyin' for his country. The way you win a war...make the other dumb bastard die for his country." Patton

Raising Arizona!

My next favorite line is, "The Doctor explained that Ed's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

Not any particular quote, but one of my favorite scenes....

I have 23 Great Wounds!!!

I’d have liked to meet him

That's a winner. Fixed it fer ya.

“Never said I didn’t know how to use it. Said I didn’t have much use for one.”

Matthew Quigley

"I can fix it. My Dad's a TV repairman and has a killer set of tools."

"I don't know if you've been keeping up with current events, but we just got our asses kicked."

"Charlie don't surf!"

Only cheat the cheaters boy - you can't cheat an honest man!


flim flam man

From The Missouri Breaks:

"Why do you have so many guns?"

"I'm a sportsman."

"Why do you have a sawed-off shotgun?"

"I'm a sawed-off sportsman."

"I ain't got time to bleed"

"I'll get you my Prettie, and the little dog, too!"

Get busy livin, or get busy dyin!

From Con Air
Larkin: "What are you gonna do for me?"
Cameron Poe: What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the frickin' day!"

From Tombstone
Doc Holliday to Johnnie Ringo: "I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game!"

Nora (0:29) "What's that man doing in my drawers"



Geno

It's not personal Sonny, it's strictly business.

And also.......”.Old? I’ll dance on your grave!!!”

. So many good quotes in this clip

Have you ever seen what a Henry rifle can do in the hands of a man who knows how to use it? Danny Glover - Silverado







The Sheriff is near!

LEAVE THE GUN TAKE THE CANOLIES

Ooohh, oh god, mmmm, ooohhh, oh God, ohhh, ahhh, oohhh, oh God, oh yeah right there, (gasp). OH, OOHH, OH GOD, OH, YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! Ahhh! OH YES! YES! YES! YES! OOHH! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! OOhhh, ohh, ahhh, oh gaw-awd, ohhh....." - Meg Ryan, When Harry Met Sally

Hahaha, also from Jesse:

"He's dug in like an Alabama tick."

"We got both kinds of music- country AND western."

My mama told to never put off till tomorrow the people you can kill today.

"He's got one of them there amphibivious vehicles".


That was one of my all time favorite movies. Even now there something about that movie that gets me yearning for younger days and more open spaces of the open old south. Leaves me melancholy. Great score and all star cast. So underappreciated.

Just thought of another.....


Yes Sir its true. This man has no dick. - Ghostbusters

A ton of great character actors.

"I didnt do it for you, boy...

...just lay there and make peace with your bad deeds!"

Fuuck em if they can’t take a joke!

Here is sub-zero.... now, plain zero!!!

Danny, let us seek safety in battle......

Keep looking at me. It helps to keep my soul from flying off.

You have our permission to bugger off.

"Is That a Gun in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad to See Me?"

Oh George, not the livestock.

Gopher Everett?

Come on in boys, the water is fine.

Howdy girls. Name of Pete. I saw em first!

You think so? I killed this horse last Tuesday. I'm afraid she's starting to turn.

We thought you was a toad.

He's a suitor!

Hop in boys! I'm fixin to R-U-N-N-O-F-T!

Talk, you unreconstructed whelp of a whore!

My hair!

And you can't marry my wife!

He's bonafide!

Damn! We're in a tight spot!

The color guard is colored!

Judas Iscariot! Hogwallop!

Any of you boys smithies?

Do not seek the treasure!

Friend, some of your folding money's come unstowed.

He's not my husband. Just a drifter, I guess. Just some no-account drifter.

This is from .......Mathilda....

Cant believe I haven't seen this line yet (hope I didn't miss it)

"Deserving's got nothing to do with it."

Crazy mind. After typing that I laughed hearing Gen Hackman's voice in my head clearly replying to Clint Eastwood saying,

"I was gonna make espresso".

As if Clint would say "Espresso! Oh that changes everything" lol

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy

I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing

If you shoot one person, they'll kill every single one of us

They speak english in what?

This IS the best bad plan we have

Stop your grinnin and drop your linen

You're sendin in the wolf? Sh1t man, that's all you had to say

There are four types of people who join the military. For some, it's a family trade. Others are patriots, eager to serve. Next, you have those who just need a job. Than there's the kind who want a legal means of killing other people.

What the hell are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?

Ugh. You quoted the Jack Reacher movie. For about three weeks after that movie came out every little art-school-drop-out-turned-activist who found out that I was a veteran threw that in my face. These kids have no thoughts of their own.


One of my favorite movie lines is, '"It's too late for me, Jeff. I've drawn the Black Duece."

I betcha Kaywoodie knows where that is from.

from Roadhouse

"Pain don't hurt"

Pulp fiction:
Fabienne:
Whose motorcycle is this?

Butch:
It's a chopper, baby.

Fabienne:
Whose chopper is this?

Butch:
It's Zed's.

Fabienne:
Who's Zed?

Butch:
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Lee Marvin has some in The Spikes Gang has some I really like"

.."Don't you care nothing for him? You just said you did! (Spike replies).."I've left men dead behind me. I've left men dying behind me. And I've left 'em calling my name. What you do is shut your ears and close your eyes and run like hell. If you boys were older and been in it longer, you'd know that's the only way to live."

Another: Will "We didn't desire to commit murder, it just kind of ran away from us. (Spike replies) " Well, we all started out as something else way back."\

Spike: .."The thing to do my friends is to admit to your fate with Christian resignation and live bravely until your appointed time."

Love that Lee Marvin, ha!

I didn't read 'em all, but from "Predator": Pancho: "Yer hit - yer bleedin' man".. Blaine: "I ain't got time to bleed".. And Sgt. Mack to Dillon: "You give away our position one more time, I'll cut ya, real bad, and let you bleed, got that?"

I never know what's commin next, but I know I'll have to scrape for it, I know that much. from Hombre

"Morons, I got morons on my team. Would you two ametures knock it off?
Nobody is going to rob is going down the mountain, we ain't got no money going down the mountain..."

Hoov: "Kent is a legacy, Otter. His brother was a '59, Fred Dorfman."
Flounder: "He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically."
Otter: "Oh well, usually. Unless the pledge in question turns out to be a real closet case."
Boon, Hoov: "Like Fred..."

they had to post a sign on the urinal, "don't eat the big white mint"...

My favorite is from "The Professionals"


LEE Marvin HAS JUST RETURNED with a ranchers wife who wants to stay withy her "abductor"


Rancher calls Marvin a 'bastard".


Marvin replies "Yes sir, in my case accident of birth; you sir are a self made man.

Lock , Stock and two smoking barrels or Snach
Felix: [after Elmo arrives to the airport, opening the trunk of the car and there's the dead chemist] Arrgh, What's this?

Frederick: It's Lawrence!

Felix: I see it's Lawrence, but what happened?

Frederick: You told me to take care of him.

Felix: Ah, [bleep]! I meant to take care of him, not [bleep]' take care of him!

What do you make of him, Shane?"

"He's no cowpuncher."


L.W.

I can't believe we've made it this far without Lonesome Dove

Captain Call hates rude behavoir

The mine boss from Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid..

Strother Martin, IIRC..

One of dumbest of all time, and likely the one that caused the most divorces. From Love Story:

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

It was a sad excuse for a chick flick but in the '60's, Ali McGraw was the hottest of the hot and everyone went to see anything she was in.

"...tell me why we doin this?"

" For the good Ol' American Life...for the money...for the glory...and for the fun..."

."... mostly for the money"

Directly related to that one is one of my favorites

"Today my jurisdiction ends here"

Zulu

Pte. Thomas Cole: Why is it us? Why us?
Colour Sergeant Bourne: Because we're here, lad. Nobody else. Just us

Colour Sergeant Bourne: It's a miracle.
Lieutenant John Chard: If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.
Colour Sergeant Bourne: And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind.

At one hundred yards, volley fire present! Aim! FIRE! -- Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead
Volley by ranks! First rank, FIRE! Second rank, FIRE! Third rank, FIRE! -- Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead

Bromhead: Fire at will!
Pte. Owen: That's very nice of him.

"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it". Woodrow Call, Lonesome Dove

Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three. For 15 years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity.

Ah the missus Chief. If they don't like you going out they'll love you comin' in.

Here's to swimming with bow legged women.

American Sniper--3 kinds of people in this world..........

"Conan, what is the best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

Gus: I wonder what happened to Wee Willie Montgomery? You didn't have to whack a bartender to get a drink when he owned that saloon.

Woodrow: You're just mad 'cause they didn't know who you was. Ha Ha, you're lucky they didn't throw you in jail.

Gus: Well...it ain't much of a crime, whackin' a surly bartender.

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Woodrow: Hell, you don't get excited about nothin'...except biscuits maybe...

Gus: You bet.

Woodrow: ...and whores..

Gus: Mmmm Hmmm.

WOLVERINES!!!

"Put too many coals down. Saw it right away. "

"Ooh, it Dam# well hurts"
"Of course it hurts William Potter, the trick is not minding that it hurts" Lawrence of Arabia

Wabigoon: By this late point in one of my favorite movies this line caused me to start laughing again - it was painful to laugh I had laughed so much byt then!

In the movie "Animal House," Otter, incensed by the expulsion of his fraternity, says: "I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture."

I don't know why I thought this was so funny?
I think of it often.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Evil Roy Slade:
I learned a valuable lesson today. Never trust a pretty girl, or a lonely midget.