a midget with a hairlip finds a racehorse for sale so he goes to see it.
He tells the man selling the horse that he will have to be lifted up to see what he needs to see, the man agrees.
the midget says " furst i need ta see de eawrs"
the man lifts him up and the midget says "vewy nice vewy nice pewfect fo a wacehorse"
the midget then asks to see the eyes and the man lifts him up getting a little annoyed.
the midget says " vewy nice vewy nice pewfect eyes fo a wacehorse"
the midget says " i need to see the teef and thats all"
the man now extremely angry, lifts him up
the midget says " vewy nice vewy shawp vewy nice teef fo a wacehorse"
the man puts the midget down and the midget says " thewre is one mo fing i need to see, i would like to see hew twat"
The man now really angry says " good here ya go" lifts the horses tail and shoves the midget right in there.
The midget lands on the ground wipes his face and says " let me wephwase mysewf, i would like to see her wun awound da twack."

as a kid, that’s one of the first jokes I told my dad, that made him laugh.

An otherwise very good looking girl with a hairlip is at a dance. None of the boys will ask her to dance so she just sits along the wall by herself.
A good looking boy is at the dance. He's missing and eye and has a wood one that he's very self conscious about. Even the slightest mention of it will set him off.

He sees the girl and the hairlip doesn't bother him so he walks over and says "Would you like to dance with me?".
She gets excited and says "Oh would I! WOULD I"
He yells "HAIR LIP, HAIR LIP"

Mighty fine, made me chuckle. I used to work with a hairlip plumber. He was hard to understand. He owns Bic Plumbing in south Houston.

Har, har , Golden Oldies for sure.

I recall those two from my High School days back in the 1950's, probably haven't heard them since. Thanks for the morning laugh.

Whew! . . . I thought that was going to be a 'midget' joke.

- Pee Wee

That one would hairlip the Pope.

I guided a guy with a cleft palate. Talked just like that midget. Put him on a bedded bull in the timber at 20 yards. He pulls the trigger, and all that went off on his smokepole was the cap. The bull stampeded the fugk outta there.... He turns to me with wide-eyes and says, " My Gott Tamn gun mithfiwed'.......

I frigging roll, everytime I think about it....

Hahahahaha!

A hairlip riding a bus asks the passenger next to him, "Wut time id it?"

No answer.

"Hey, buddy, wut time id it?"

No answer.

At the next stop the hairlip stomps off the bus.

A lady asks the passenger, "I see you have a watch, why didn't you answer?"

The passenger replies, "Wut, an get da snot beat outta me?"

Washie, washie, washie, in the new blue cheer...

Them jokes is ruff!!!

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A kid named Mark heard his name called from around the side of the house - Mark! Mark! - but when he went to see who was calling him all he found was a dog with a harelip.

thanks for the laughs !

Lmfao!!!