I thought this was going to be fun. However, I found my Viking name ended up being:
I had visions of Dorf the Impaler.
However, it came back: Bjorn the Bishop Stretcher
alternatively: Welk the Bottom Stretcher
Neither sound particularly savory.
I think I'll hide for the rest of the afternoon.
Jari the squid throttler.
Parek the Skull Skewerer.
You can figure out the modern day translation.
I’d avoid bottom stretcher for name whatsoever
Jari the Monkey Squasher.
I would have thought spanker would be more appropos...
Thorfast the Skull-Stamper.......
Apparently I managed Zarek spear slinger, or Jari...depending on what age the naming takes place.
Now it will be interesting to see just who it is that wants to know what our first names and birth dates are.
Gart The Squid Crusher..... LOL
Parek The Tongue Thumper?
Calm down woman or i'l thump ya with my tongue.
Wrong thread you chink bastard...this thread caters for big dumb hairy drunk [bleep].
Ha! I'm Magnus Monk Stamper - I went for the village notary public/post office title
Sven the Knight Farter, hell I could be a super hero. haha
Ragnar the Shield Farter!
Jari the squid throttler.
Can hear your dad now...
Getcher hands off yer squid and get to work!!!
Harek the Elk Wrestler! Hot dang...headed out next week elk huntin!
Ooga!!
"Jarl the Head Stamper" for me..
HHHAAAARRRR....
Jari the Elk Farter
Really?
Then again, I have a reputation of hitting some rather high decibel levels at deer camp.
I’m hairy!!
I’m hairy!!
....the Nair-do-well.
Sven the Hound Hammerer.....
Which is kinda ironic as my Indian name is Sambo Dogfucker.
Magnus the Skull Stamper at your service here! Two of my older sisters had their DNA analyzed and it showed traces of Spanish and Viking blood that we weren't aware of. Most likely from times they raided Scottish and Irish booty! I always hoped for some of that 2% Neanderthal blood that's out there, but I'll settle for Viking!
Sven the Elk Shish-Kebbaber
No matter what else,I'm a Biffer. I suppose nothing else really matters. How can a Viking Biffer be taken seriously?
I always hoped for some of that 2% Neanderthal blood that's out there, but I'll settle for Viking!
According to the DNA test I have major Neanderthal blood.
I went to school with a guy that must have been a Viking...
We all called him Needle Dick the Bug Fugger.
Jari the Monkey Shishkebbaber
Thorfast the Sword Slinger
Trump's is: Dagfin the Bone Wrencher . . . sounds about right.
I’ll go ahead and do Deflave’s
Thorfast the Cock Catapulter.
Magnus the finger farter.
We'll Never Winasuperbowl
Cnut the skull-splitter. That is not c u n t!
Astrid the Raven Throttler - She
Jarl the Wolf Wrangler - me
yours, tex
My wife's grandmothers actual name was Astrid.
Thorfast the Finger Stapler.........BTDT!
Jari the Monkey Catapulter
Why do you ask Two Dogs Phouching?
Sven OxGrinder
I think I'll keep it. Viking blood runs thru my veins anyway.
Dagfin the elk slayer. Haven't slain one since 2012. Should get on that.
Wife picked hers...
Lara Spear Impaler
Geez if you wanted to know everyone's birthdate why didn't you just ask?