Preparing for 2020. Gets DNA test.

And says she's actually (something like) .00135624% Indian blood.

Yep, I have a helluva lot more than her.

Slapaho tribe,

a so called "Expert" said she did. LMFAO

LOL, freaking hilarious.

So she is now proven as a fraud and a liar by her own expert.. That isn't enough to claim minority status for the purposes of employment. And she did.

FAUXcahontas

If you can't register with a tribe it don't count AFAIK.

The Phucawis??

That's my understanding as well.


But this whole thing is bullschit, I'd like to see the entire breakdown. She's probably more Irish than Indian.

Ayapaho.

I have just as much on my moms side as dads. I’m a member of the Cherokee nation and it had to be proven through genealogy. My mom did one side and that was enough.

The test has a +/- .00135624% margin of error.

I'd like to be the one to initiate her into the tribe!

Fox said she was 1/32, per the test.

You’re gonna have to get in line, buddy

And still 100% kgunt.

Yeah, that ain't much atall.

I got rid of that much this morning when I took a dump.

POSSIBLY that much. Prolly less.........

Wonder how many they did from how many companies before they found this.....

Identical twins got gifferent readouts

Yeah. Ancestory.com is to be trusted.

That would be just over 3%.......If it weren't a damn lie.

Regardless of her percentage of native ancestry, it looks like Trump is on the hook for a million. Watch the video of his throwing down the challenge.

So she's 3%? Does that qualify her for Minority status? She might have 3% Martian for that matter.

Heck most people are 1/32 of 64 different ethnicities.



You can look it up.




What a phoookin nitwit.
These people that dont discriminate,
sure do worry a lot about race.


If they had really mapped the human genome,
they could tell us how high the dipschidt percentage was
in Pocahontas.

We traced back through genealogy to be higher than what this says, through my dads side only. I’d say the ancestry crap is SWAG at best.

This is my sisters results. I won’t do it but it would be interesting to see if any differences.
Never know about that pesky mail man tho.

Ya notice Africa is greyed out?

But just like all the times he went bank-o, the dead beat won't pay.

The article I read said she tested as 1/64 at most and could be as little as 1/1024. The test isn’t that precise.

So... what are saying here?

The Wherethefukarewe tribe....never been found...

Do the tribes acknowledge DNA, or is heritage based on family traces?



Because like you said,


Momma's little baby,
Daddy's little maybe!

I think they made a mistake, those numbers represent her IQ.

You'd think if they faked it they'd come up with something better than her great, great, great, great, grandmammy sucked an injuns clock in back in 1805. Lol.

I bet the test was fake.She used N.A. on a job application.Even if the DNA test is legit,she still lied because she wouldn't have enough to claim it.

How much do you have to be to get money? I have an in law that gets a check from the Casinos or something every year. My mom's family supposedly has some Redskins in the woodpile and I want in!

It would be hilarious if Trump had HIS DNA tested and had a higher pct.

Good read......

https://hotair.com/archives/2018/10/15/okay-lets-talk-elizabeth-warrens-dna-test/

So basically a white chick that screws a negro has more black in her then pocahontas has indian in her.

NYH1.

You poor befuddled fools had several chances to read what Trump said, and STILL can't figure it out.

I saw on the news that she is 0.09% Indian while most Americans are around 1.4% so it’s quite likely that President Trump has more Native American than Pocahontas. 😉

Someone buy her a drink and we'll settle this once and for all.

I wouldn't pay her butt anything. She doesn't have enough Indian in her to even argue about. All this proves is that she conned her way into Harvard with a false claim so she could claim minority status. She could provably have mental problems but that makes her a Rockstar in the democrat community.

What's the fractional threshold for being able to start your own casino?

I'm probly as much Blackfoot as she is Injun, but Great Grandmaw never woulda told the truth about that for sure.

Gal I know was saying she wish she had a little Indian in her.(we were talking about getting benefits). One of the local Indians spoke up and told her they could go out t his car and he would take care of that. Everybody got a good laugh. Ed k

The (liberal) expert said 6 to 10 generations back. Since the MSM seems to be mathematically challenged, 6th generation would put her at 0.015625, ~1.5%. 10th generation would put her at ~0.000977, less than 0.1%.

The more telling story would be to submit her DNA sample "blind" to one or more of the commercial DNA testing firms to see if they are able to "detect" that 10th generation Native American contribution without being explicitly directed to look for it ??? Somebody needs to pickup a discarded water bottle, hair brush, etc... Then have some fun with the results...

Grey Beaver

Trump's family hasn't been in America very long. His mom was straight off the boat from Scotland and his paternal grandfather and grandmother came from Germany so it's likely his father didn't have any Native American in him either. It looks like he's half scottish and half german with no indian in him.

My bunch got off the boats in the 1700's and there's rumors of some indian mix down the line somewhere. As poor whites moved into the southern hinterlands during the settlement days it wasn't uncommon to grab an indian girl for a wife, there weren't that many women available and men got lonely so you bedded what you could find. If I do have indian in me it's a very small percentage, so little that it's not worth talking about. I remember my grandmother talking about rumors of an indian in the family tree and my grumpy uncle chimed in with "you ain't got no indian in you, who the hell wants to claim kinship to those heathen savages anyway?". That pretty much clammed up my grandmother about the subject.

Stinking Beaver.

How fugking pathetic do the Dems look right now?

If they had an ounce of sense they'd have tried and buried this report. Not advertised it.

They're Demorrhoids bro. Like their namesake they demand attention, as painful as that may be.

These Mofo's are imploding. It doesn't get any better

This is godsend levels of good news.

November right around the corner and they're getting DNA tests on one of their least likely to succeed.

Yep.

They are trying to make Trump look bad because Warren's great, great, great, great, great grandmother found out if what they said about Indians was true.

But in the end, Trump was right. He said if "proven she was an Indian"... She's not.

A drop of pee in the swimming pool doesn't make it a solid waste plant.

I am 42% German/ Polish , 8% Sacandanavian because of my dad. Cause of my mom , I am about 32% Greek/ Italian, 14% from Arab countries, 3-4% black and about 1% Jew. This is like claiming I have minority status cause I am 3-4% black. I look nothing like a black man, however , I do tan very fast and dark so It makes a bit of sense. This lady looks nothing like an indian and according to DNA there is no difference between Asian and indian DNA. Guess where the indians came from.

Guarandamtee you I had more Blackfoot in me when I broke my toe.


That sumbeech got big and black.

Don't have to read it - the video is right here on FOX under "Trump holds ralley in Montana".

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/wa...an-heritage-firing-back-at-trump-attacks

1 million if she takes a DNA test.

Further complicating matters if true.......

"Women retain and carry living DNA from every man with whom they have sexual intercourse, according to a new study by the University of Seattle and the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center."

BLEEDER SCIENCE

Maybe she did have a little injun in her.

That ain't what he said.

Finish the sentence....

".... and it shows you are an Indian."

She still ain't no Indian.

Indian my a$$. Insulting to Native Americans in general, and the Cherokee Nation in particular.

I can buy a Stetson....nobody will ever think I'm a cowboy.

Me no date homily squaws.

you have to be 25%

The percentage is so low they ought to be expressing it in dB. -60.2dB of native blood (if I did the math correctly).

Cherokee Nation issues statement on Sen. Elizabeth Warren's DNA test results
Cherokee Nation issues statement on Sen. Elizabeth Warren's DNA test results

Are they connected to the Chicagaho tribe?
Seriously, "The Warden" is 1/16th Cherokee - but IIRC, enrollment stops at 1/8th.

I’m not sure about that, I’m less than 1/8th and a member. The sister went to college on a Native American scholarship. There were no other applicants in the area!

My son has enough also. I need to get that paperwork notarized and sent in...

Will the distinguished squaw from Assachussetts, please shut the fahq up and go away?

Being supported by the ‘monbacks and hodedo tribes! Maybe the ‘moteasuh tribe as well. They’ll vote for her!

They will not let you in on a DNA test. The reason is that then they would have to split the money. The civilized tribes such as Cherokee owned slaves and there are plenty of blacks that deserve to be counted as Indians if 1/4 blood will get you in. A DNA test would be much more reliable than a census claim but you can forget them sharing the loot.

I think if you can trace a direct ancestor to the Dawes Rolls you are eligible.

She is no Indian. Trump will remind the world of that.

On a serious note, it is not where you come from, rather what you are.

Yeah, just that one time in college.

Sonuvabitch!

Her test shows she carries native American DNA. Trump did not specify 100% pure blood. I guess it depends on what your definition of is is. This is going to get interesting.

I'd advise her to not spend it till the check clears.

Oh Christ that was funny. I can't stop laughing.

From what I saw it was less than even that useless amount, wah wah Blondie Cherokee !

She is not an Indian by the definition of the word according to the Bureau of Indian affairs.


Bureau of Indian Affairs definition: “The BIA generally defines an ‘Indian,’ who is eligible for BIA services, as an individual who is a ‘member’ of an Indian tribe, band, or community that is ‘recognized’ by the federal government; who lives on ‘or near’ a reservation; and who is of 1/4 or more Indian ancestry.” (Utter at page 26, citing Bureau of Indian Affairs, 1987a. See also 2005 American Indian Population & Labor Force Report at page 6; it’s a slow-loading file.)

Not even close.

Jim

Dude......that’s gross. 😂

She just announced to the world what a five and dime phony liar she is.


Trump will call her .000061 Pocahontis. This is great.

I would be one real, sad sonuvabitch if you can offer a credible link to that.

Betcha can't!

why would that make you sad?

Should have read your link.


Over the summer, Trump said that if Warren did mount a presidential run in 2020 and the two faced off in a general election debate, he would offer $1 million to her favorite charity on the spot if she took a DNA test to prove her Native American heritage.

AND it shows you are an Indian.

First off, to "BE" a Native American requires a certain %.

If .0XXXXXXXXXX% is effectively a Native American that most European Americans can now claim Minority Status.

https://dailycaller.com/2018/10/15/hatch-warren-dna-tests/

SEN. HATCH TROLLS SEN. WARREN, CLAIMS HE’S 1/1032 T-REX

GREG GUTFELD: IF SEN. WARREN IS NATIVE AMERICAN, EVERYONE CAN CLAIM THEY’RE A MINORITY

https://dailycaller.com/2018/10/15/gutfeld-native-american-warren/

Exactly! We could start our own metoo movement. 😁

#metoobigchief

Or for the women....

#metoobigsquaw

A yorkie probably has 3% or more wolf DNA. That doesn't make it a wolf! Same for Warren, she ain't native. We all probably have 3% native!

This is as bad as the white woman in Washington State who worked at a university/NAACP and called herself black. When she was found out, she justified her deception because she always felt black. She was forced to resign.

Warren should have to resign her Senate seat AND her Harvard Law School position where she actually checked the minority box. Harvard actually bragged that Warren was the first "woman of color" hired to the law school. That is fraud! Doesn't matter what she believed because her Momma said she had high cheek bones. I have high cheek bones, that doesn't make me a Blackfoot.

Most of us carry more remnant Neanderthal DNA than she does native.

I guess that means we deserve the caveman epithet.

I'm just sitting here thinking of all the women. I'm living in their heads rent free!

My mother had always told me that her grandmother was part Cherokee, and there are several family members that all looked the part. My DNA test showed 5% of what was said to be Native American blood. Am I ready to give myself an Injun name and proclaim myself to be a Cherokee.......no way. Warren is only doing that to garner attention, and to try and give herself an edge, something that she really doesn't need in Massachusetts anyway.

This ranks right up there with the Kavanaugh debacle.

Fugking hilarious.

These people are not stupid, they do not make mistakes very often and this is not a mistake.

This is a calculated campaign strategy for her run at the Presidency in 2020.

She and the Democrats know that President Trump would use her false Indian Heritage against her all through the 2020 campaign.

She is getting this out of the way now, early, long before the real campaign starts. This will be big news for awhile, maybe even after the Midterms, then it will peter out and people will have forgotten about it and when it is brought up again in 2020, nobody will care as they will be sick of hearing about it. She is making this a Non-Issue for he Presidential campaign. Reminds me of the Birth Certificate issue.

LOL!

I have to disagree with you on these two points.

I agree with the rest of your post though. But never underestimate the stupidity of the Commies. That stupidity lends them to making some drastic mistakes.

I refer you to the Hillary campaign. And the Kavanaugh debacle.

She has not a single prayer in 2020.

These are horrible miscalculations because the Dems are without leadership right now.

The birth certificate issue was also a miscalculation on part of the Repubs.

She's probably using the new mathematics.

Problem is that in fractions, the larger the denominator, the smaller the unit of measure.

Interesting that she didn't use 23andme or Ancestry.com or one of the common legitimate testing sites. Instead, she went shopping until she found a quack-doodle left wing Stanford professor. It's like doctor shopping until you get the result you want.

Y'all know my Angus, honorable #3 son.

What you don't know about him is that he's an Injun. So's KYHillChick. It seems that back in the day, the Acadian side of her Mom's family married into the Shawnee. There was this German (They called her "Dutch") woman that had been taken hostage. Tecumseh's father took her as a wife and produced issue which included an older half-sister to Tecumseh called Tecumapese. Tecumapese raised Tecumseh, and also acted as a foster mother to Tecumseh's various children. It was from Tecumapese's issue that a French Canadian hooked himself to the family down in New Madrid, MO and started multiplying and being fruitful. His name was D'Maisonville.

Just to give you a feel for what Fauxcahontas is claiming, the relation she's claiming was Native American would be at approximately the same spot on the family tree as D'Maisonville's bride in KYHillChick's lineage. At least that's the earliest it could be from the DNA results. It could also be as far back as the "Dutchwoman's" grandmother.

Somehow, I don't see KYHillChick or Angus going on the warpath any time soon.

Identity Politics
This is all that it is, Ms. Warren wants so badly to be identified as anything other than a 'white woman'.

Who cares? Just proves one of her ancestors was looking for a warm wet spot or she has “absorbed” some dna on The Rez in her travels as previously suggested.

She’s just another left wing nutcase freely elected by the libtards who gave us Barney Frank, John Kerry, and the Kennedys.

If she has any Native American in her at all it is most likely showing up from Central and South America. This article makes perfect sense. My wife is from Peru and she took the Ancestry DNA test which showed her as 60% Native American.

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/10/elizabeth-warren-dna-test/572998/

Has there ever been such an elaborate rollout for the results of a DNA test?

On Monday morning, Elizabeth Warren—Massachusetts senator, likely presidential candidate—unveiled a web page with five videos featuring interviews of family, friends, students, former colleagues, and the Stanford geneticist Carlos Bustamante. Republicans have for years accused Warren, a Democrat, of faking American Indian ancestry to advance her career. (There is no evidence she professionally benefited from it.) On the matter of her DNA, Bustamante tells her in the video, “the facts suggest that you absolutely have a Native American ancestor in your pedigree.”

Read: Is Elizabeth Warren Native American or what?

So here we are: A national politician has taken a DNA test to prove her heritage. To which President Donald Trump, who has repeatedly mocked Warren as “Pocahontas,” responded on Monday, “Who cares?”

It was Trump himself who purported to care. At a July rally, he said he’d toss Warren a DNA kit, even suggesting he would donate a million dollars to charity if she took it. (Trump today: “I didn’t say that. Nope, you better read it again.”) In 2016, Scott Brown, a Republican who lost his Massachusetts Senate seat to Warren, told reporters she should take a DNA test to prove her American Indian heritage.

Amid all these previous appeals to the supposed objectivity of DNA, experts repeatedly pointed out that genetics are not a final arbiter of American Indian identity. Tribal enrollment is based on tracing family directly to members of a tribe. Bustamante’s analysis found that Warren had enough DNA markers common in indigenous Americans that she likely had an ancestor six to 10 generations back, but DNA alone cannot identify those ancestors. Commercial tests like AncestryDNA that offer similarly vague results have been a recent source of frustration for tribal-enrollment offices.

“Members of the public have been showing up to tribal-enrollment offices and showing them ancestry DNA tests. And they’re like, ‘I don’t know what this is. Who are you trying to link?’” Kim TallBear, a professor at the University of Alberta, told me earlier this year. If you can’t find a living relative in a tribe, she added, what connection is there really? TallBear has commented before on the problems of using a DNA test to prove Warren is Cherokee.

With that in mind, Warren’s video tries to strike a careful balance. “I’m not enrolled in a tribe, and only tribes determine tribal membership. I understand and respect that distinction,” she says. She does not explicitly call herself American Indian or Native American, instead framing Trump’s attacks as hurtful because they made her mother out to be a liar.

Warren did not take a commercially available DNA test, but the analysis was done in a similar manner. A private lab in Georgia tested her sample, according to The Boston Globe, and Bustamante, a geneticist who has consulted for DNA-testing companies such as 23andMe, AncestryDNA, and Helix, analyzed the raw data. He compared more than 600,000 markers in her DNA with a database of people who live around the world.

Geneticists, however, have historically had a fraught relationship with American Indian tribes, and few members in North America have given samples for these databases. Instead, Bustamante compared Warren’s DNA with that of indigenous peoples in Mexico, Colombia, and Peru. Critics of Warren have already seized on this to question the validity of her DNA test—ironically, mirroring some of the skepticism of those who have been criticizing Republicans’ insistence that Warren get a DNA test all along.

Appeals to DNA’s authority have gone as far as they are politically convenient. When a gaggle of reporters asked Kellyanne Conway about Warren’s DNA test on Monday, she seemed to acknowledge as much: “I know that everybody likes to pick their junk science or sound science depending on the conclusion.”

The videos that Warren unveiled along with her DNA test also feature interviews with students and former colleagues attesting to her abilities as a teacher. Her web page links to a trove of employment documents showing ethnicity was not a factor in her professional rise. The point of all this is to counter the underlying charge that she benefited professionally from identifying as American Indian. By coincidence, the Los Angeles Times published a story Sunday that the family of House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy, a Republican from California, benefited from a program for minorities despite disputed ancestry.

In his attacks, Trump has managed two unprecedented political feats, getting Elizabeth Warren to take a DNA test and Barack Obama to release his birth certificate. Does the proof actually matter? Who does care?

if she thinks this will stop the pres from calling her pocahontas, she may be mistaken

If her rallies are anything like Hillary's, they'll be plenty of open seats. I suggest that we all spread the word to go and start a cheering section, doing the Tomahawk Chop like good Atlanta Braves fans.

phony-hontas

ya!


GWB

ya!


GWB

Pinocchiohantas

Both those old bitches would wear a Hitler mustache really well.

I prefer Liawatha.
Paul B.

more like "No-cahontas"

From CNN article: ""While the vast majority of the individual's (Warren) ancestry is European," he (the researcher) concluded of Warren, "the results strongly support the existence of a Native American ancestor in the individual's pedigree, likely in the range of 6-10 generations ago."

OK, I don't believe she ever said she was 100% native America", but the test indicates she has some Indian blood. Family lore is a thing of storytelling throughout generations. My mother's family came to America from Holland in 1657 and settled in New Amsterdam (now Manhattan Island) - this is documented. But we have stories from their landing to the present for which there is not documentation - are they true or not? - No one knows.

A generation is considered to be about 30 years, so Warren's Indian heritage would date back about 180 to 300 years. It's a pretty thin blood line, but there is some credibility there. Since she apparently hadn't had a DNA test before this one, she may not have known how far back her ancestry goes.

I don't like Warren and wouldn't vote for her, but giving her some slack is not out of order.

Donald Trump, on the the other hand, inappropriately appropriated the Coat-of-Arms of the Davies family and claimed it for his own just changing the word "Integrity" to "Trump".


see: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/28/business/trump-coat-of-arms.html

Major hole in your assumption. There is no indication that the Indian blood is North American Indian and greater than not odds that it was Central and/or South American. The DNA databases for these tests come from the indigenous people of Mexico, Columbia, and Peru. The tribes of North America either don't share their DNA or their is not enough to get accurate sampling.

She didn't only claim to be Native American Indian, she was specifically claiming to be Cherokee. The Cherokee Nation came out immediately and refuted her claims since they don't recognize DNA tests as an accurate indicator (see my first paragraph). Any way you slice it this was a disaster for Elizabeth Warren and her claims.

According to 23 and Me, the percentage of Native American that appeared on her test indicates that she has less Native American ancestry than the average American of European ancestry, i.e., most White Americans who's ancestry has been American for five or more generations have more Native American ancestry than appeared on Pocahontas's test.

....but those high cheekbones!

Uh.. When did The Zero release his BC? All I recall is the fake one.

She probably doesn't want her family DNA in a searchable database. It would probably solve a few crimes.

No slack allowed on this. The only reason she brought it up in the first place was to play politics with it.

That is from the article. I didn't write that.

I'm a minority of one! Isn't that *special*?

It just kills you, doesn't it?

Some Many cannot differentiate personal and business.

Finish the quote of what he said. He said he would pay the $1 million if she took the DNA test AND proved that she was Indian. The DNA test proved that she wasn't. Thank you for playing.

Crow hunter I am from Canada a long time ago, what you just describe is what I am going to relate ,The Scots and early French (trappers) liked a warm bed so had no problem with a native wife but the English would have no truck with those bloody savages. Thus most Metis have Scot or French in their back ground. Cheers NC

Oregoncoot’s brain doesn’t have the horsepower to comprehend what he actually said, thanks for the spoon feed.

I bet that she is descended from one of the asciatic tribes that invaded Western Europe, probably the Huns.

I’m sure Trump will remind us all about it during the election. Remember your not changing hearts and minds these days your mostly rallying your 50%
To get out and vote. I cant wait to hear the crowd roar we starts in on her.

callnum; Oregon coot; Sitka deer; All,

Fwiw, "LYING LIZ" Warren the 100% PHONY "Indian Princess" is no more a Native than she is a Chinaman. = The TRUTH is that the MOHAWKS tested her DNA & found that FAUXCAHONTAS has NOT even ONE drop of Amer-Indian blood.
Warren is 100% WHITE & of English/German ancestry.

In other words, she LIED about her DNA results, as she has about a legion of other things. = "LYING LIZ" tells LIES, even when the TRUITH would better serve her & the LEFTIST's cause.

We Native Americans have NO "titles of nobility", though she has repeatedly claimed that she is a "Cherokee Princess". - We simply have sons & daughters.
(The ONLY "Cherokee Princess" that exists is a BEAUTY PAGEANT WINNER & "Lying Liz" is FAR from beautiful.)

Nonetheless, I want her to keep on RANTING about her FICTIONAL ancestry, as she DAMAGES the DIMocRATS with every LYING comment.

yours, tex

She’s Honduran.

Based on the hilarious memes circulating social media, this might be one of the biggest political blunders of all time. Just about everyone is laughing. The Babylon Bee had me in tears.... https://babylonbee.com/news/tomahaw...ws-to-take-land-back-from-the-pale-faces

This whole thing is a self inflicted saul alinsky blow up. Auto-ridicule. BWAhahahahahaha

That graphic is hilarious.

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