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Posted By: wabigoon Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Tube socks, my feet are not shaped in a tube. They have been in a wad all day. I should use them to clean the dipstick checking oil.


Things that don't fit for you good folks?
Posted By: slumlord Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Condoms
Posted By: mtnsnake Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Tube hats - one size fits all.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Everything.
Posted By: Mathsr Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Any kind of pull on boot... mad
Posted By: ironbender Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by slumlord
Condoms

Even the smalls are too big? Prayers sent.
Posted By: HilhamHawk Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Chinese made footwear. What the hell does a Chinaman know about a size 14??
Posted By: hanco Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by slumlord
Condoms

Even the smalls are too big? Prayers sent.



Damn that was a marvelous reply!!!
Posted By: hanco Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
If one of my tube socks falls down, I trash it.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
They still sell tube socks?
Posted By: slumlord Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by hanco
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by slumlord
Condoms

Even the smalls are too big? Prayers sent.



Damn that was a marvelous reply!!!

Haha

Hey now, we're talking cheese wheel girth šŸ˜„
Posted By: SandBilly Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Canā€™t believe Deflave hasnā€™t commented. Wait for it...
Posted By: Raeford Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by slumlord
Condoms

Even the smalls are too big? Prayers sent.


Pears sent[he likes em w/cottage cheese anyhow]
Posted By: 5sdad Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19

Stupid-assed adjustable caps
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by 5sdad

Stupid-assed adjustable caps


How can an adjustable cap not fit? It's adjustable for cryin out loud.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by slumlord
Condoms

Even the smalls are too big? Prayers sent.

Pears sent[he likes em w/cottage cheese anyhow]

Oh. Thought that was peaches. wink
Posted By: ironbender Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by 5sdad

Stupid-assed adjustable caps

How can an adjustable cap not fit? It's adjustable for cryin out loud.

Some donā€™t adjusticate far enough. Some are made for pinheads and donā€™t have enough ā€œdomeā€.

John might be a fathead like me.
Posted By: Rock Chuck Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Ever noticed how many gloves don't come in XL? I can't get my hands in a large.
Posted By: SandBilly Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by 5sdad

Stupid-assed adjustable caps

How can an adjustable cap not fit? It's adjustable for cryin out loud.

Some donā€™t adjusticate far enough. Some are made for pinheads and donā€™t have enough ā€œdomeā€.

John might be a fathead like me.


They suck. I have to snap 2-3 snaps. Lotta pinheads out there.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by 5sdad

Stupid-assed adjustable caps

How can an adjustable cap not fit? It's adjustable for cryin out loud.

Some donā€™t adjusticate far enough. Some are made for pinheads and donā€™t have enough ā€œdomeā€.

John might be a fathead like me.


Well sure if you count the people born with deformities I guess. laugh
Posted By: ironbender Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
GFY furball.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Dome is good

If you're gettin it
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Motorcycle helmets.


I had to search high and low. Finally found a 5xl.

Who ever heard of such a thing.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Ok i got this


OJ's gloves
Posted By: 5sdad Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by 5sdad

Stupid-assed adjustable caps

How can an adjustable cap not fit? It's adjustable for cryin out loud.

Some donā€™t adjusticate far enough. Some are made for pinheads and donā€™t have enough ā€œdomeā€.

John might be a fathead like me.


Well sure if you count the people born with deformities I guess. laugh


Plus they're damned ugly. (The caps - well maybe the people, too.)
Originally Posted by wabigoon
Tube socks, my feet are not shaped in a tube. They have been in a wad all day. I should use them to clean the dipstick checking oil.


Things that don't fit for you good folks?


I can't believe it took this long, and no-one said "Yeah, the e in doen't in your title"
Posted By: wabigoon Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Call it a weakness. I can't spell.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
See the smiley face?
Posted By: centershot Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
The "e" in Doen't, Don't fit.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by Fireball2
See the smiley face?

Yes. Why?

GFY furball.
wink
Originally Posted by wabigoon
Call it a weakness. I can't spell.

Tis true I guess.
Just pokin' light fun.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
We stopped being critical of grammar and spelling.

Ya know...cause of strokes and stuff


Vienna sausage fanger dudes now get a free pass
Posted By: ironbender Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by slumlord
Ok i got this
OJ's gloves

Woulda fit with a little lube.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Fireball2
See the smiley face?

Yes. Why?

GFY furball.
wink


Seriously tho, if I had a head shaped like one of those globes we had in third grade, I'd be angry too.
Posted By: gunswizard Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Trouble getting a hat to fit? Lamood Big Hats is the solution, many styles of well made hats been wearing them for several years now.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Fireball2
See the smiley face?

Yes. Why?

GFY furball.
wink

Seriously tho, if I had a head shaped like one of those globes we had in third grade, I'd be angry too.

I got a nicely shaped noggin. Just a touch big. Not globe-like though.

My Stetsons are long oval.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
And GFY.
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Anything that says "Universal Fit" on the package.

And especially if it relates ta plumbing.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Yes sir.
Posted By: jnyork Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by slumlord
Condoms

Even the smalls are too big? Prayers sent.



Beat me to it!! laugh
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/22/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
I got a nicely shaped noggin. Just a touch big. Not globe-like though.

My Stetsons are long oval.

D

Yes, a lovely shaped head......

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Posted By: EdM Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/23/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Everything.


grin
Posted By: gregintenn Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/23/19
Big headed sum beeches!!!
My old carhartt bibs.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/23/19
These pants



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Posted By: slumlord Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/23/19
These shirts


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Posted By: gregintenn Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/23/19
Originally Posted by slumlord
These shirts


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Remember the Tim Conway character, "Dorf"?
Posted By: ironbender Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/23/19
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by ironbender
I got a nicely shaped noggin. Just a touch big. Not globe-like though.

My Stetsons are long oval.

Yes, a lovely shaped head......

[Linked Image]

Ha Ha! Ya found me!
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/23/19
This cat has way too much other schitt going on
He dont worry about hat size.
laugh laugh laugh

Posted By: slumlord Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/23/19
Always wondered what happened to Chaca
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/23/19
He is actually in need of a really really wide pair of sunglasses.
Posted By: Allen917 Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/23/19
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Ever noticed how many gloves don't come in XL? I can't get my hands in a large.

Ever notice how many gloves don't come in XXL? I can't get my hands in a XL.

When I was young and strong, I could put on a pair of 12oz cotton gloves and rip the seams out making a fist.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/23/19
Originally Posted by renegade50
He is actually in need of a really really wide pair of sunglasses.



Looks like a brown gold fish
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/23/19
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by renegade50
He is actually in need of a really really wide pair of sunglasses.



Looks like a brown gold fish

He likes fishing I geuss.

Dont know why...
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Motorcycle helmets.


I had to search high and low. Finally found a 5xl.

Who ever heard of such a thing.
WTF ever happened to walking into the motorcycle store and picking up a 7 1/8 in the color of your choice.

Shopping for a helmet for trail rides on the ATV, one is too big, the other is too small, none fit properly. And they were ALL painted by queer choir boys or some such.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Things That Doen't Fit. - 01/23/19
Lotta guys with mis-shapen heads here. Hmm.
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