I predict Pats & Brady win again. By 7 points

Hope I’m wrong though. Hope it’s a good game and not a blowout.

Only way Rams win is if their top NFL DF player of the year, # 99, keeps Brady on his ass most of the game. 🤠

Kickoff in less than an hour.

And I hope the Refs don’t screw up this game ! 😬

Any last minute pregame predictions???

It will be close with the Rams winning.

Hope you’re right Buddy!

31-20 Pats for da win....

With my record of predicting winners,do the opposite.

Hoping for a good game either way.Also if the Pats win I hope it's the end of the era of Brady/Belechick

Wrong teams in it. Not interested

I'll take the pats, they should be playing NO.

Me too! That’s why I predicted the Pats would win. 😬

should be the chefs,that lineman is still on suicide watch for jumping offsides

Gladys still has it.

If there's a more beautiful anthem than ours I'd like to hear it.

And then kill the person that sang it and enslave their countrymen.

Would love to see either team win. Goff looks terrified.

Looking for Suh to be extra dirty.

MLK must have been a hell of a football player in his time.

His daughter looks like she could’ve played 😜

Int RAMS!!!

i don't think doogie howser can beat belichick

Rams OF not looking very confident on that 1st drive.

Fuggin Refs 😡

I just realized it's Super Bowl day. I'm turning it on now

Well there’s the first phantom call for the Pats. How many will there be total?

I am all for safety, but the game has become a farce.

Oh they’ll call roughing the passer first time somebody touches Brady.

Let’s not get kghunty until the second half please.

😳😬🤠

Pats miss the FG. Hell yea!

How about the social justice PSA from the NFL? no wonder I quit watching.

Yes!! missed it

And yet your watching.....

one game year, if I can stomach it.

Pats are sandbaggin’

Can you say doink

At least it wasn’t a double doink. 😜

Pats DF looking good today.

Looked like Brady hurt his hand .

Brady goes down!!

That’s the only way the Rams will win today!

I've hated that smiling sob Brady ever since he played for Meeeeeeeechgan!

commercials suck so far

Yes they have !

Why the hell ain’t Todd Gurley playing???

Audi commercial the best so far.

Brady to Edileman could be the downfall of the Rams

You’d think the Rams would be covering Edelman like schitt on stink. But not so far.

Pats score first with a FG. Who would have thought the game would be this low scoring so far.

Gronk knees are in season.

It doesn't look like they are going to get anywhere close to the over/under of 56.5.

you never know,with a little tweek here and there at halftime

T-Mobile commercial was hilarious.

Any bets on who the refs are working for?

Can I get New England bought and paid for for $50.00 Alex?

Same team CBS is working for.

Facemask wasn’t even shown again.

How's Jim Plunkett playing?

It's LA. Edileman will get a hurt knee.

SamO. The Dude abides!

Good game so far and the commercials are lame.

Big stop bt the Rams

Good stop by the Rams DF on 4th & 1

another big choke by the Rams offense

Boy isn't that the truth!

Tommy is unwappy , ahhhhhhh poor Tommy

Belachik does not look happy. What else is new, though 😜

Isn't it like $500k for 30 second commercial?
Whatta waste of fuggin money

The only good one was the one with Jeff Bridges revising his role as The Dude from the Big Lebowski movie.
And it was pretty lame.

5 million

....... +1............ I've been saying for years that there's too much money in the hands of some of those shady characters with less than stellar reputations. I'm not even watching but I think my wife upstairs has turned the game on to catch the half time "show". I'm in the basement loading some 6.5 Creeds for my buddies Christensen Arms bolt gun.

Wade Phillips is calling a great defensive game,the Rams offense hasn't even shown up.

Interesting how Tony's mic lost power a minute after he was mocking the refs after that flag with the unknown penalty.

Just a coincidence I'm sure.................................................

Bo Jackson sighting is the highlight so far.

Holy schit,I just looked it up 5.2 mil,,,wow

wings done just in time for half time.

This crap would be SO much better if they gave the cheerleaders a little air play.

Good defense by both sides.

Edelman is a tank.

I'm not sure the Rams even know where they are.

3rd and 2 becomes 4th and 16?

Looks good. What’s the sauce?

looks like the commercial hype has finally run its course

Yeah.

What happened to the 20 second gratuitous cheerleader shots before commercials?

Sarah Jessica Parkers tits sure got some air play.

yes it does

Yup!

The good old days.

Yep

How much do they pay those stage-side dancing idiots?

ranch

NFLNAACP

what the hell is this half time chit?

This is terrible

Wait for it,,,wait for it,,,


Old fugs bitchin about the half time show.

Best use the time to pull the hair out of your ears.

Has beens who never were?

i'm not that old.

I assume the fans on the field during the halftime show are ticket holders

and as ticket holders who paid serious $$$ to attend the event, I can't believe they actually enjoy that worthless rap horseschit - and I've seen Maroon 5 in concert

I’m not an old fugg, but I say this halftime show sucks heavy ass

Worst fuggin halftime show ever. Anybody understand a word that 💩 rapper said ??? 🙈

+ 1

A white guy scores the first points of the SB in 75% of the games

Not near enough time between halfs.

I enjoyed the football greats commercial. Montana throwing to Rice, Barry Sanders....needed Lawrence Taylor in there somewhere though.

🐒 music.

Nor am I, and it does suck.

I am certain I saw LT.

Black-eyed Peas hold that distinction.

Taint even close.

Halftime makes all the people that are dead, glad that they aren’t alive to see what entertainment has become...

blue cheese.

Yep. Some real football players in there too.

Another zinger from the Aboriginal.

I'm not a big fan of football,....don't think I've ever watched a superbowl. But I just flipped it on to see what was going on.

So tell me,...has it always been a superbowl tradition to have homosexuals provide the halftime entertainment?

,...seems counter intuitive.

The sauce on the wings.

dag, I'll have to go back and watch it again

I liked Peyton saying his arm hurt

Fine looking wings.

Well,that half-time show was a waste of time.

I’m sure Roy Clark would have been a better show for the Fire regulars.

Carry on,,,,

That was some gay ass shît.

Pretty much.

And every year, I think, can the halftime show get ANY Worse ? 😡

+1

Those guys aren't gay are they?

Lame maybe.

Looks a little over cooked.

Good looking steaks.

I’d forgotten about that schit show. You’re absolutely correct

I can’t imagine how bad that shít would have been sober.

Yeah,...that was pretty bad.

I would have liked it better if Janet Jackson had waddled her fat old ass out and showed her titty again.

,...pull it up out of her clothes and just let it hang there like a sack of flour for 15 minutes while the band played,...then stuff it back in her bra and waddle off.

butter and franks hot sauce with just a touch of ketchup in it.

Been all downhill since Janet’s boob.

Gay as in joyful.

so the guy pitching his idea

"so we''ll have spongebob in a band uniform screaming for a rapper to come down out of the sky in a fireball - it will be amazing!"

football executive - " whatever, just play some music"

half of them are probably tranies now anyway.

That was hands down one of the best half time shows ever! Let's hope Joe Thiesman and the redskins get their chit together, if not Jim plunkett and raiders are on their way to a win..

I'm sober and it was terrible.

Good game though with the second half going to start in a few.

Half time is when you leave the room.

There's something called the start of the "3rd quarter" and that's when you start watching again.

Hope this helps everyone.

Well in that case I am gay as hell!

Me and that broad singing on the mountain.

anything but pop or rap.

Hey....where are the cheerleaders?

I'm watching over the top, pulling for Stallone he needs that Mack truck too start his own business..

Shoulda brought Gladys an the Pips back out. Talkin’ bout taking the Midnight Train to Georgia...

They looked so happy hugging the bare chested tat riddle crooner dude.

Wow, that’d been something!

First play of the second half!

I think they oughtta make Janet Jackson's tit an annual Superbowl event,.....kinda like the Bullwinkle balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade every year.

Maybe have a ball dropping down like they do on Time's Square on New Years,...

Have Janet's fat ass standing there on the stage,......and when the ball touches down she could reach in and flop her old titty out while the crowd cheers.

And Flave would’ve missed it.

I coulda been a Pip. I got the moves and the Hoo-hoo down.

how about that picture of you in those form fitting lingerie ..aka....red union suit....I think the boys are primed for that......bob

Maybe the boycott is working, can't afford anything but chit entertainment.

OUCH

Joy! Joy! Joy!

Ah cheerleaders, funny story Afghanistan 2009 the New England cheer leaders show up at FOB Salerno. My buddy was friends with bde PAO and we get on the Blackhawk to go pick them up at COP Herrera enroute to Gardez. Anyhow we get redirected back to Salerno they needed the birds for a mission. We get dumped off at Salerno, get pictures with the cheerleaders. Well that night good ol taliban Johnny rockets the living chit out of Salerno. They troops tasked with protecting those cheerleaders watched as the cheerleaders had an epic meltdown. Crying, incoherent blabbering of I'm too young to die.. I think they went through all the stages of dying minus the dying part. We all got a good laugh about it..

Funny ain't it? Women work their asses off 365 days a year hoping somebody will see their talents and they get blocked by people who think women aren't treated equally.

cooked in the oven.

looked like Chung broke his forearm

Read his workout regimen in a magazine a while back, pretty amazing.

We’re left stranded in the margins with an Eskimo in a unionsuit, all in the name of progress.

Misogynist!

Another beer, please

By the time they retired the Bullwinkle balloon his ass was patched up from one end to the other.

Same thing might happen to Janet Jackson's titty. People'll start sayin' that it looks like a big brown waffle,.....they'll put 4 hot patches on it while she hollers,....then blow it up to 25 psi.

If she complains they'll say, "Shut up!,....your brother cut his whole damn nose off for fame. This is small time!"

Romo talks to much

Poor trade....

I thought I was the only one who noticed.

I’ll have to try that

Even John Madden was better than Romo.

Irony is so much better with friends.

I'll never pay wings and more for wings again, never knew how easy they are to make and much better.

Chris Fücking Collinswoth is better than Romo!

8 punts by the Rams. Got a be a SB record along with the 65 yarder he just rolled.

Nance just said, “It getting exciting now”, then breaks to tearjerker commercial.

I like Romo as an announcer

Maybe next year they do one of those crossover deals and replace Romo with Bill Walton??

If Romo was still playing the Rams wouldn’t be in this game.

Rams DF is gonna have to score to win this damn game!

Yep. He was damn sure better than Dak.

Or a babbling blond soft porn star.

Not even Tom Brady could make a difference in Dallas.

Stormy??

They need to replay that NFL greats commercial. It was better football than this. 😬

Yeah, I dont think he is doing too bad.

They’d have at least two Super Bowls.

2 first downs in a row

Take the yellow crayon away from Romo! LMAO!

Man by far one of the best super bowls I seen in a long time..

Maybe if I was gayer.

Rams FINALLY get in the damn red zone!

That’s a whole bunch of firsts for the Rams.

What a play!

Goff screwed up and held that long ball too long. Coulda had 6.

Stupid

Fugg. Damn near out of FG range now.

Made it. Tie game!

What a sack!!!

Yep.

Never gonna beat the Pats with FG’s.

Games a little too fast for Mr Goff.

Did you just wake up? lol

Belachik’s got him skeered.

"Are you ready for some football?"
Pats: "No."
Rams: "Not really."

I switched over and am watchin' "Cops".

It's kinda like the NFL+5 years.

Lol

He sure seems to know the game.

Footbal games are like dates...

SCORING = FUN.

This ZERO BOWL sux.

And proud of it. Chicks dig it.

3 quarters and no tds

More like a
Soccer match

Very boring thus far but a good number of bs social justice commercials
Good job NFL

Super Bore.

At least this game can’t end in a tie. 🙈

Rams got REAL lucky on that fumble!!!

More social anti white justice messages from the NFL to make it interesting

Fug touchdowns

If a black man don’t score today, it’s racis.

Book it.

Its a nail biter.

And another fuggin punt. 🙈

Romo is A homo who took a bromo and now he feeling himself better

Wtf was up with that Andy Warhol commercial?

That holding call just broke that drive

And horrible commercials

No touchdowns and no entertainment this year in SB

I see a trend

You drive by any BK here and the parking lots are empty. Now I know why. GAY.

Brady is about to open this game wide open.

GRONK!

Pats score. Game over. Rams will never get in the end zone the way they’re playing today.

Too much momentum for the Rams. Blue had to step in.

Fluuuuuuuuuuug

Edelman should win game MVP hands down.

I did not understand it.

Yeah the calls ALWAYS go against the Rams, all year!

Now, how did they get into the SB?

Oh yeah...

Lots o time left

GOOD one.

Paint in my house is almost done drying..

I’ve enjoyed this game.

It’s not like we didn’t know what the Pats were doing.

Now Rams gotta answer.

Neither did anyone else.

Pressure got em.

Brady got his killah face on.

Welp...that likely seals the game

Ballgame

That’s it.

I’m boycotting Foosball.

Youth right there might have cost the game

I don't know Brady is a real clock sucker. He will drain it if they do not score a touchdown now...

Guess again. Has nothing to do with the Rams.

Somebody cue up Don Meredith to sing “ Turn out the lights, the party’s oveeer”

Do you all figure that the average New England fan is more anti-2A than the average LA fan? Or does the average Rams fan have less regard for Flyover country than the average Pats fan?

Just curious as to where average football fans sit as to traditional American values...

So much for a lion winning a Super Bowl ! But he got to go there without buying a ticket!

lol

Does anybody still think this stuff is real?

You Gus’s son?

I hope Chris Hogan is the mvp that guy has really stepped up..

He's channeling Gus 😜

So I learned from the social justice commercials during the SB that young girls are just as good as men in playing contact sports

Maybe the the NFL should mandate 50 per cent of NFL positions should go
To fat out of shape lesbos with zero
Upper body strength

Edelman should get the MVP. IMO

No doubt!

You thinking of suiting up?

Ratings will skyrocket. Sounds good to me.

I don't know... James White having a pretty good game.

Sorry, but that belongs to Goff...

230 something in the draft I think.

Yep.

Probably ,

Try them eggs?

Texas just happy Romo finally made it to the Super Bowl.

I just hope the hell Brady don’t get it.

True.

Oh..no. I could never be a wrestler.

Yes. Worked great! Thanks!

Anytime

I like how Brady called "Reagan, Reagan" to counter Goff's "Obama, Obama".

Damn near had a peanut fly out my nose on that!

I though that was Romo's job. Oh you said clock sucker!

F’ the WaPo!

ass hole... LMAO...

Really?

Ouch!


That was mean.

Mike drop

If you’re sober a great one Miami boy🤓

He’s short of the 1st down.

With a Tom Hanks voice-over.

Sad!

It hurt, I tell ya!

Romo said that himself in the pregame!

Damn. Kicker screwed up my prediction at the first of this thread. I predicted the Pats would win by 7.

I saw that too.

Yes. It was in the first half.

Maybe Belachik will retire 😁

Outta beer (which I'm happy to say has no corn syrup, who knew?), a little bit drunk, stuffed on chicken wings, and this game is over.

I knew I was rooting for the Patriots.

I’ll have to go get more beer.

Thanks. RC is falling down on the job.

Wide Left 🙈

Oh crapper!

Yep

Patriots for the win


Plug California

Brady called out "Reagan, Reagan" when he called a play in the first half. The Rams are well known for Goff calling Obama, Obama for one of their play calls.

GOAT.

Nuff said.....

Was just out shoveling the driveway and realized that all of my neighbors were doing the same. Made me wonder who was actually watching the game, and if those watching were more in line with Cali fans or Mass fans?

Then had the realization that neither of those groups were America fans...

Which group of coastal democrats is winning?

I'm sure this game did not do very well ratings wise... only person that liked it was Deflave and I'm sure he's had some beers so his judgement might be a little spotty.. I didn't even bother watching it, we watched blue bloods..

That’s not all you’re shoveling.

6 for Brady. Pretty much should be no question he's the GOAT.

That was awesome.

Glad they won.

Retire Belichick, RETIRE!

Take off my Che Guevara shirt now
and put away my Brady / Patriots shrine items till next year.

I'm waiting to hear from all the geniuses that think losing the coin toss in OT isn't fair.

After the hate Brady was getting for his MAGA hat I'm glad he stuck it to them

I think Brady just kissed Kraft, open-mouthed.

Gotta hate the press when the guys are trying to talk/congrats each other and they're smashing those mics in their faces.

Weird I was wearing my Fidel Castro shirt today..

Damn sure looked like it to me too. 🙈

wasn't sure if I seen that or not

Missed that. I was busy throwing up.

Lots of fireworks in New England tonight!

Another good night in New England.

Pay me $20 million a year and you can smash me in the face with a 2x4.

Couldn’t happen to better people.

Sad.....we wanted both of them to lose.

You know those referees are relieved that they didn't have to fix things.

Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free.

I think the Patriots defense should get the MVP.

They did fix it. They kept the Saints out of it.

Hahaha!!!

How long you gonna stay on this kick?

Gilmore or Edleman?

The Saints suck.

LOL

Hanco didn't watch!

The post season Pats defense was a shocker.

TB12 MVP...

You are gd brutal... the biggest internet bully well on the internet..

Brady and Kraft need ta snatch the Lombardi trophy outta goodell's hands before he can even say a word and turn their backs on him and celebrate to the team and fans.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.th...3670/new-england-patriots-penalties-edge

Vince Willfork got bedazzled.

Goodell is a [beep].

Emmitt Smith last cowboy for a long time to come to touch the trophy

Same with joe namath and the jets.

Disappointed in Namath. He should be sporting a big fluffy Coyote fur coat.

Pfft. You’re really a Titans fan...lol

Everyone booing Goodell as usual.
Hahaha!!!

LMFAO!!!!

Goodell’s a hapless clown and everyone knows it

Rather an uninspiring game.

He went even wear it for his Medicaid benefit commercials

He got lit up for it, a few years ago. Can’t remember what game. SB I’m sure..

The last time I regularly watched football games California had a Republican Governor and Senator and Tom Brady wasn't even a teenager, so a lot has obviously changed since I gave a damn. I just had the tv on today and caught the game, and the amazing advertisements. What I learned is that there isn't much offence in the NFL anymore (if this game was indicative) and advertisers think we care that their beer made is from wind energy, girls are conquering the world, social justice is a product and the last time a black guy did anything that is worthy of ad time was around 1968, and we better never forget it.

Kraft is geezed.

Did slum pass out on Coors light and Brussel sprouts?

Yep. I’d give it to the corners. Gilroy, or whatever his name is.

Fitting a Georgia runningback scored the only touchdown of the game.

Is that not something to do?

I though we were in the trust nest.

If that didn't inspire you, you'd really hate watching a no hitter in MLB.

Put Gold Flave!

Well don't they?

I think that dude in the halftime show snagged it out of his skybox.

I thought it was a great defensive game, love seeing it being a dogfight rather than a track meet. It could have ended 3 0 and I would have been happy.

Both defenses kept the offenses well below their season scoring average.

Intense game - congrats to the dynasty.

I was gettin blatsed on rum and coke forgot all noit no football game

LMAO. Finally, someone with an excuse for poor spelling.

I thought it was an incredible game and a testament to how good teams can become in the NFL.

17 pages of pretty much a lot of nothing! Good god if you don't know chit about football and you don't care like you claim. Why waste time posting a bunch of nonsense?

deflave The game was much like watching a no-hitter. It was anyones game throught the game. Pretty exciting.

But they won the NFC Championship game. No doubt about it.

I thought it was one of the former Chief of Police for LA that said if he had to take women on the force that he want "lesbos" because they had better upper body strength
IIRC. Cheers NC

It was an excellent football game

Speaking of no-hitters, baseball in a couple of months Yeah baby!!

Can you imagine paying $50, or whatever, to watch that?

You know that a Hershey bar is not still a nickle right?

Thank God!!!

I thought the first Bud Light corn ad won the mvp.

That is too funny Jim_Conrad

Free Food, Booze and drunk broads with big tits at my BILs. Yup his wife and her friends.

I just watched the tbrady inteview .....what is with the chic giving the interview.stfu

It raises the bar.

Anyway, guess I turned it off too soon. Who’s the MVP?

Bring on NASCAR...at least the people that atten and star....... like the USA...

You Gus’s retarded son?

Edelman.

Cool. He deserved it.

Wtf is a Conutry?

Part of that nice feminine touch via the NFL.

“Let’s go to Michelle down on the field”

“Blah blah blah”

F’in just shoot me.

Nope, no,we we are not related to your famdamly......lol

Spell check will get u layed ...lol

Think you meant laid. It could, I guess. With what, I don’t know.

Usually your cousin.

Montana weighs in. 😂😂😂

Hay, some cuzzins need luv to..

Clearly.

It must hold your interest at some level.

You spent four hours watching it.

cousins can be really nice...

And now Texas weighs in, but it wasn’t who I expected.

As I was typing! LOL

Texans are the only demographic that still brag about fugking their cousin.

Hey bitch. I’m not a Texan....

I had one those "nice" cousins.

if you knew my cousin back in 77 you would too.

Lol

Did you really fugk your first cousin bro?

76 she was still a no go?

See post #13527144 ^^^^^^^^^^^^

What’s up Jim? Get it off your chest. You can trust us 🤡

Now we’re rolling!

She broke my heart.

Time for a heaping serving of sketti.....i we go ....

Jim’s gonna put an end to MT’s sheep stigma once and for all.

That bitch. Should we pay her a visit?

...back to sheep.

if you were 14 you wouldn't, especially if she was drop dead gorgeous?

Ahh fugg. Greatest SB thread ever

Raising the bar Billy, raising the bar...

Nice!

Buncha jealous bastids!

Did you use a cat to beat your uncles ass when he caught you?

My cousins were ugly.

Now throw pillows.

Epic

Outa the park !


MVP should have gone to their defense. Incredible hold em to 3 freakin points !

You guys are like some sort of Eskimo brothers.

*I mean no disrespect.

Gotts have somethin to shove under your cousins ass.

Don't know if he ever knew, he passed 5 yrs ago, died of cancer 2 months before my mom, served 68-69 Vietnam. my Aunt knew, i told told her when i was 23. She said she figured as much, she is my favorite aunt and pretty much the only one i stay in touch with.

Lmfao

Damn...I feel like I need a smoke after that thread.

ha..... she lives in Arkansas.

We’re gonna need pics, Rog!

Best SB thread evah !

Oh no did I miss a Cousin Kathy thread?

Not yet!

Roger tell us about the station wagon and Cousin Kathy

Only when the bears are involved oh and in curling

lmao... saw her this past summer up in Littlefield TX. she has aged ok but over weigh like most 56 yr old women.

i'll leave that to the imagination.

So you wouldn’t do her again?

no she married and i've become friends with with her husband.

This thread just got super weird.... go from talking about football to banging cousins.. what next said cousins giving birth too a three eye kids??

LMAO. At one point there was a camera view from a corner of tbe nose bleed section and i said to my wife, " theres the view from the cheap $3000 seats"!

The crowd booing Goodell again was nice, he should be sent down the road

Whiskey

Relative Humidity is rising...

Some think it is the water in the air relative to the amount of water the air can hold at that temperature...

If cousin fugking is SOP in Texas, that sure explains all of curdog’s posts and most of jags.

That was mean...

If you’re gonna step outside of Texas you gotta do two things:

1.) Get some thicker skin.
2.). Stop fugking kin.

Bro.... or should I say sensei

preferable to sheep i'd imagine. you going to tell me if you were 14 and it was thrown at you, you'd turn it down. I doubt you would.

13-3, good ole fashioned defensive struggle. Makes me wish I would have watched it.

Didn’t watch it, and don’t give a damn about it. 😜

more entertaining than the game I'd bet

Yes stx.

I am in fact telling you that when I was fourteen years of age I would NOT have fugked my cousin.

Bro!

It was a great game.

The cousin?

lmao, Sure...

What was that again,Chl?

Congrats to the Patriots.

It was as a great game..... and a fun fact for cousin porkers .......Screwing 1st or 2nd cousin bad.... 3rd cousin you can screw and not worry about a retarded baby

^Big round of applause to New York, ladies and gentlemen.... ^^^

Your not believing this is a bit off-putting....

when your ancestry.com genealogy map is a circle instead of a tree

Rogers not talking about boy cousins...Bonehead.

Roger may endorse cousin fugking but at least he doesn't behave like the end product.

Now go take your nap. It's almost 9:00.

Screwing cousins might would have kept you from becoming the jacking off idiot of your family.

Jacking off is one thing.

Jacking off to your cousin, quite another.

Now we know the rest of the jello story.

You need to realize that Roger’s cousin was a white girl.

LMAO

As if there are any white people in that schit hole.

TFF

Anyway, back at the Pats ranch where the sun is shining just a little bit brighter do any of you realize how good the Rams really are? You were treated to a live defensive chess match last night and LA could have won just as we did. Yeah, everybody digs the long ball but that was coaching brilliance on both sides at its best and we were all treated to old school smash mouth defensive football. I thought it was a real nail biter. Thankfully, our side came out on top.

Early predictions for next year?

"If it's a boy, we'll name him 'Goggle Eye'. If it's a girl, we'll name her...Goggle Eye."

Agreed. It was an awesome game with very few mistakes on either side.

That’s funny coming from a Chicago Native.

^^^

Better not let the rollers in the 'eternity in Hell' thread know about this one.

www.cousinsonly.com

Thank God NASCAR starts back up this weekend.

Are you ever right about anything?

Not clicking.

I did. Rogers cousin was the very first pic....

Congrats on winning both!

Speaking of fu cking cousins...NASCAR!!

I thought they were more into siblings?

you guys are ass holes lol, if any of you were 14 and didn't hit it when it was offered up then you must be gay.

At 14 I’d have hit your cousin, deflaves cousin, my cousins, a tree, .... ah 14 when the world was just one giant jism repository 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️😱

As to the game, people overlook the fact that, combined, the teams converted on 100% of the trips to the red zone.

Now, about that pat nanny goat...

i didn't think half time was any worse than normal

Defently not gay or ever nailing my cousins. Lol.

probably never offered my a drop dead gorgeous then.

I can appreciate a no-hitter. This wasn't a no-hitter; it was a 2-hitter that beat a 3-hitter on a walk, a fielder's choice, an error, and a sacrifice fly.

Brilliant.

You are correct. Because they were my cousins. We don’t fu ck them outside of TX.

lol just think back when you were 14.

Dude.

Stop.

LMAO.

If you haven’t watched Arrested Development you should start.

lmao ..... wish i was still 14. i'd be happy.

No really, you wish your cousin was 14 again. Admit it.

I knocked up my cousin.........Fortunately, she was already married so......Awkwardness avoided.

she was 15, i was 14.

Come on Roger tell the station wagon story

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Is Sex with Your Cousin Illegal in Texas?

What Happens If You’re Caught Having Sex with Your Cousin?

While you can make any number of arguments or jokes about sex between cousins, what isn’t funny is how Texas handles it. In fact, it’s now “prohibited sexual conduct” in Texas because they simply copied the language found in Utah’s law.

For example, Ruben Perez and Elvira Martinez were charged under this law, which makes sex between cousins a 3rd-degree felony. 3rd-degree felonies are punishable by up to 10 years in prison.

Unfortunately for Ruben, he had a previous felony cocaine conviction. So that mean this felony was enhanced to a second degree felony, which could have put him in prison for up to 20 years!

Plus, if convicted, you must register as a lifetime sex offender. So, even though you may have consensual sex with another adult, you’re now treated just the same as a serial rapist or child molester. At least, that’s how Texas wants to look at it anyway.

And that happens even though the science shows you’re not putting your children at a much higher risk of birth defects.

Old STX be like:

LMAO..... but cousin Kathy is worth doing time for

Outlaw f.cking a

I thought in Texaz cousins were what you were spozed to use for break'n yer cherry.

that is what happened.

Oh, Kougar Kathy!

TX Statute of Limitations for Sex Offenses????

Rape is forever, no?

It's OK. If'n Roger did it it's OK with me. Anybody that can shave with a Bowie knife can do whatever he damned well please.Roger ain't just a Texan, he be The Roger.

Thats about right!

shave a with a tomahawk, was outside earlier throwing it at the palm tree. now i have to hit the edge with the strop.

Ah, that's right. Couldn't remember if it was a Bowie or a tomahawk, either way....

A year from now somebody’s gonna say, “remember what happed last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl?”
























Somebody [bleep] their cousin.























You’d think Alabama won another national championship.

Alabama don't have chit on me....

Lol

Holy Christ TFF!!

Well yeah, but I'm pretty sure that in AL 'cuzz'n shagg'n' isn't only not illegal, but standard practice.

Of course

Halloween is the favored holiday... they can pumpkin...

Well, I have to agree that Roger is the only thing that made this Super Bowl memorable.

i try.

The most memorable part of this Super Bowl is all the GD bitching about a fantastic game!

WTF do you know?
I just read this thread this morning
and Roger's cousin coated COCK exploits sound much more interesting than the game......

Slave

P.S. At 14, I would have humped the old church organist.........during service.

Especially if that was your sister.

Rog gonna take a road trip...

...later in life when finally divorced are you still cousins or brothers and sisters in other states?