Mine smell like Canadian bacon...and I love it.

Mine smell like schit.

You need to change your diet.

Is there any decorum left on this website ?

You ask this with your avatar?

Stripbuckhunter strikes again.

What a worthless POS.

You come here to talk about torturing other people's dogs again?

Nothing can match my venison farts!

Fresh off the stove top....fried eggs in the cast iron skillet....cowboy coffee....and bacon.

In 30 minutes...I'll have the purist aromatic methane gas in Texas.

"Everyone likes their own BRAND" lol

I can run people out of their houses next door with all the windows shut!!

I think most people can agree the outlined figure of a woman is a bit more tasteful than a man saying he likes the smell of his own farts

And of all the things Slumlord has said in the last 24 hrs, you picked his avatar as an example??? Lol.

No, but it's no surprise on who thinks their schit don't stink......

Only when I consume a lot of roses! memtb

I don't read everything posted on this web site, and I don't have an email addy tied to here either with notifications, so I can respond / follow.......I have a life away from this site.

Right. Please don't let me distract you from basking in and otherwise enjoying the smell of your own gas, or announcing it triumphantly on the internet. I'm truly envious. Do carry on.

I tell my wife I don't fart...I only have "little sugar toots".....she rolls her eyes at me.

lol,

I'm just wondering what size caliper meat stick he shoved up his 'wrecktum' to achieve that essence.

Post a picture of your snot again Slum !

Smokepole....watching you "claim" to go elk hunting last year on this website was the funniest schit I've ever seen posted on the internet, when I personally seen you were still signed in on here at around 8:30 PM the night before your opener ....that you had to drive across Colorado to be to the next morning. You see....you "supposedly" were driving back home all day Monday, and didn't post all day until late Monday night....so here's the catch....if it took you all day to drive back on Monday, then it sure is funny how you were in the field hunting on opening day, Saturday morning,.....when you were still signed onto this website Friday night at 8:30 PM...when "real" elk hunters are going to bed "AT" their hunting location, trail head, or already on the property they will hunt when they awake.

Also...you only hunted, "supposedly" for 2 days of the 5 day season...you started driving back on a Monday after only hunting for 2 days. I don't know "any" elk hunter that plans to go hunt for only 2 DAYS in a 5 day season...yet you "gave up" after hunting only 2 days.

You claimed you were hurt and couldn't hunt your bow season, and traded out tags to hunt first rifle season.

You "claimed" you walked 8 miles each day at 11K+ elev. through high snow, and didn't see anything or sign.

You had a whole month to re-plan your hunting strategy from the same area you bow hunt "supposedly".

Any "real" elk hunter knows snow pushes the elk down to feed in the lower areas...yet you went high, 11K+ elev.

Reading your posts are as funny as watching Johnny Carson growing up.

Thanks for the laughs.

P.S. I like how you posted in the BackPack forum, "work out thread" about only hunting 2 days, so you could "hide" your story from the elk hunters in the elk hunting forum....great laughs.

Looks like mommy let Elkhumper back on the computer. What a douche nozzle.

I knew I recognized his MO from somewhere but couldn't put my finger on it, good call RBB.

And he's a Snarfer on top of it all........

Anyone who takes this thread seriously has serious mental issues.

I see you two fit that category.

elkslayer drives a Prius {obscure Southpark reference}



mike r

smelling your far is a cancer fighting idea , sulfur and other beneficial gases in your fart will improve your health ( google it ).

........... Was there ever any in the first place? I don't recall much of that around here.