new here to the forum ... just saying hello

Welcome. Hope you enjoy your time here.

'ere we go lads....

Yep.

So, you were made, not hatched?

Interesting.

Welcome anyway I guess.

The real question is..................................Are you SURE you ought to be doing this?

Geno

Jimmy, should we be gentle with the new kid or break him in the usual way?

Homunculi, you aren't a midget are you?

As far as I know, we don't have one of those.

In any event... Welcome.

I guess we should let his second post decide his fate!


No reason to jump to conclusions about the boy!

Anybody that ends up here at the Campfire ceptic tank without morphing from one of the other forums is a POS.

^^^

run don't walk

Go big or go home.

I got into three pissing matches my first couple of posts and one of them pricks has already posted in this thread.

Otherwise known as Blood in, Blood out.

Welcome to the 'fire. %98 of the new guys are never heard from after the first few posts.

I you do stick around, watch your hat, and coat.

Welcome. Don't mind the azzholes, most of the Fire is worth knowing. Some are worth knowing well.

Pfffffffff.

Interesting handle.

wow ... this got interesting ... fast ... check email ... and then check here ,,,,

who knows ... this could be fun

And about 10% aren't worth a bullet.

Ditto

Not at the price of ammo these days.

I thought slumlord was a midget?

What kind of chili do you like?

Went straight for the triple dog dare did ya??

Are you an old guy that craps his pants when wheel of fortune comes on?

😄😄

Maybe Steelhead... Dorf and all that...

Is this Dong?

Nope, I don't drive a dually.

No wheelchair access??

Or a Cordoba

Is Roy Clark dead or alive ?

i need a wheelchair after I get done killing this 18 pack of natural light

just a reject from other forums i am not welcome at anymore ... speak my mind and tell the truth ... someones FEELING get hurt ... and well it turns into a pissing match ...

Please god tell me u got shjtcanned from tndeer😄😂😂

If so

We shall slice our palms and become blood brothers

Years ago a friend was boozed up -got in a pissin match and sch-it his britches .

With a busted arrow head.

Seems like around here, it degenerates into a whizzing match as often as not!
Welcome aboard. You don't have a .270, do you?
7mm

only 18 ??? i do dat with a pint of bourbon ... no wheelchair

Get it over with then. There is no reason to be shy here, just be ready to back it up with proof.

well thank you all so much for the welcome wagon ... and BUCK you too .... lol

You sure he wants syphilis?

there's guy on here named mannlicker, he's a swell guy

Just tell him youre from Tn and you'll get expedited, preferential treatment

Be careful what you wish for !!!

Damn, another freakin Buckeye.

Can you get that through blood contact???

Dont tell renegade, I had to share bottle of water with him today

😄

if'n ya are really from ohio, can you arrange for me to have a elk hunt in your state, or must we cross the state line into ky, tn, or maybe NC?

just askin', i have a friend who still hunts.

What's up with the Hannibal avatar man.
What other sites ya surf.
AK or AR or both.




As long as ya ain't a Liberal Socialist Democrat.
It's all good.

Wonder if he's good with a slingshot?

all the elk i know of in my area are high fence ... and protected ...

I don't care who you are, that's funny. Well played.

ok. then they're safe.

but surely someone could buy their way in?

i mean, why keep the culls alive?

Had syph a couple times - they played Whack-a-Mole with my weiner - whew -painful .

All these replies and nobody's said it.

o-HI-o to you too!

Welcome.

what a noob. Try again.

The proper Campfire greeting is GFY.

Hmmmm......intentional mistake made to try and throw the Sock Puppet scent hounds off the trail???

Artificially created dwarf...............................hmmmmmmmmmm.

Or for a more delicate insult, "Good For You!"

All this, and no questions about beans in chili, ice in whisky, cornbread, light beer, the Creedmoor round, hunting from a stand, road, ect.

Beans or no beans in your chili?
270 or 6.5 creedmore
ice in your bourbon?

what else clan?

Ahh,ya beat me Wabi,lol

You don't by chance shoot a .270 do you??

If so....GFY!!

Think our new man will stay around long?

Slumlord has a gun to your head, and you have to choose one for the night,

Chelsea Clinton, or AOC?

Then we ask, why does this forum have so few new members?

Threeway...

I cant believe you have not received a GFY from Flave.... so GFY............

From your pic I'd say you'll fit in just fine.

You left out baiting.

Thank you.

i believe it's because of our extremely stringent mbrshp requirements.

that is, we 're not looking for any tom, dick or harry.

what we're looking for is the real mccoy.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/84237894/good-luck.jpg

We prefer GFY around here.

Did BS give up trying to turn all the other threads into pissing contests and make another screen name?

Welcome aboard Humonculi! You’ve probably already observed, that we don’t talk about politics, religion, sex, and are never verbally abusive to one another. Did I mention that we don’t talk politics? If you own, have shot, or want a .270 Win......you will be considered “gay” by many on the board. If you “do not”own a 6.5 Creedmore....you are automatically ostracized and will be thought as unworthy of conversation! These are but a few things you should be aware of. In spite of your obvious mental shortcomings, evidenced by your recent membership here at the “fire, I welcome you! memtb

gus, ain't no elk here.

Never had that sheeit either. Must an old-guy malady spread in nursing homes during commercials while the Wheel of Fortune is on. 😄


I get 27 vials of blood drawn every summer at Mayo to test for such things. All required to stay in their astronaut test program.

and enough Hatfields, to make it interesante.

Which one is BS?

It's a rough crowd, but some of it is damn funny

Y'all are gullible

Wonder if the noob has heard that Roy Clark died,,,

Good lord, what a feeding frenzy. Is it any wonder folks join and never come back? There's fresh blood in the water, and the sharks are losing thier minds.

But the ones that stay tend to have something to offer and become productive members.

Literally "Trial by Fire"

deflave………….bob

Where did the O.P. go...? these intro threads never go well, usually results in the disappearance of the O.P. ..... can't understand why?

Oh and GFY....

Get lost. Last thing this place needs is another mamby pamby mush mouthed retard that can't figure out velcro shoe ties.

Ah yes, that time honored technique that worked so well with Paddler, and others. It would not surprise me if GunKid himself walked these hallowed halls.
Might want to rethink the gangbang tactic.

As to the OP: welcome Golem.

Nothing wrong with bait and bury.

Me, when I came here, I snuck under the back door.

The left, democrats, liberals, communist, socialist, and islamites they want power and control of the people. They hate Americans, the Constitution, and the USA. They are enemies and traitors. Their agendas do not allow the Constitution to exist.
Democrats are the party of slaves and the KKK. Now they freely admit to being socialist and communist they will enslave the people again, at least the ones left alive. Their agenda 21 calls for destroying 3/4 of the population.

Really? Drinking this early in the day? What on earth does any of this have to do with saying "hello" to a new member?
Maybe you missed it, but this is the very first post of a new member just introducing himself, and we come off sounding like crazy people.

WHAT???

Roy's dead?

Welcome, newbie.

i said hello .... and have delt with more [bleep] over the past 30 years than i read here in 40 hours ,,,,

GFY

See, he's back.

He'll do ok.............

Ok, I'll ask.
Do you hunt with a hot chamber or cold?
Do you keep a piece of blue tape covering your muzzle?

When is the initiation ceremony? I can do Wednesday. I'll bring the ants.

when you can peel my foot our of your ass ... .. if i did not get it to far up your as for you to taste shoe leather

It's all good neighbor, just a little roughhousing play.

He's kinda sassy for a noob. He might just fit in.

He'll be fine. He can slam the keyboard but can he swear like a sailor with the thingy's in place that stop that? Hey, don't type n i g g e r "it" (probly that sysop guy) won't let you.

You are from Ohio.
You only eat Miracle Whip. Right?
Vienna sausages? Potted meat?
This is critical.

For some reason, ass crack craft beers are ok.
Anything else pretentious will get your ass beat.

Except guns, of course.
And custom knives. But only if you use them.

Homoculini,

Welcome to the Campfire. Most people here are ok and fun to converse with.




Travis

B, It's called bullsheit. Don't be coy.

Nobody knows what you're talking about.

You need to learn to make sense when you drink.

GFY! MORON!

day-um

You post nearly the same thing in half a dozen threads. (None of it fits with the subject here) and I started to think you were a robot. Glad to see you have at least one nerve to step on, but I would suggest cutting back on the drinking while posting, it can get embarrassing.
This thread doesn't involve tin-foil hats at all.

The bess sugar comes from cane.

No aliens here. Just a new democrat trying to weasel in. You boys should be careful of new things lurking in the dark.

"The left, democrats, liberals, communist, socialist, and islamites they want power and control of the people. They hate Americans, the Constitution, and the USA. They are enemies and traitors. Their agendas do not allow the Constitution to exist. There is no place in the Constitution or the USA for sharia law. They believe in the normalization of unethical and immoral behavior. We do not need any one in the government who is not supporting Americans, state and federal government. The left, democrats, liberals, communist, and socialist are morally wrong. Their ideas for life are immoral. They do not care about women, children, and minorities. They do not represent the people from their states which elected them. They want overthrow the "

You keep repeating this stuff in a bunch of threads, almost verbatim. Almost like you were trying to start a riot, or revolution on this site. (Or were being paid to be a provocateur).
Why are you repeating this mantra on so many threads? This is not a response to what is being said, not in line with the intent of the given thread, so it doesn't fit, and there's something wrong with it.

Who are you to judge? Your too phuggin cheap to join the NRA.

Nope, I'm not. I did join, they just never stop begging , and charging me for the privilege.

I think we need a welfare check on Travis from one of you Florida boys. Maybe Mannlicher?

No riots, no wars, just information. Everyone needs to know what people are representing them.

Hello, is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, and my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you

Lionel Richie?

Really?

You must put Miracle Whip in with the beans in your chilli!

Lionel Richie?......!!!



Even if a fan, you never admit it!
Next thing, you will be posting lyrics
From Cocobana.



79S needs a welfare check.

that's straight out of left field...….bob

Ahhhh.......the fact that you know those are Lionel Richie lyrics is pretty telling as well.

Just saying.

The fact that people on here OWN linda ronstadt records is more troubling.

My wife pounded out 8 or 9 miles on her treadmill yesterday morning listening to the bee g's and Michael what ever his name is that remakes everyone elses songs, I was sitting up here reading and LMFAO!

Bee Gees and ABBA rule!!

stayin aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive ah. lmmfao

That dudes screaming he's a womans man with what must be bb sized nuts to squeal like that.

The unwritten rule is anytime someone starts off with Lionel Ritchie Hello you have to finish the verse.. hey I don't write the rules man and the op started it..

Like with Pi or the Fibonacci sequence or the Declaration of Independence.

Lionel Richie had some great tracks.

Bobby brown stuck his pecker in Whitney

Some just don’t appreciate good 80’s music.. there loss

And now...she dedd

Crack is whack!!!!

I would have done her crack.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-hY-hlhBg

That's just fuqking Gay.........

Reverse Mud Shark alert... (its allowed)...

She had a great set of DSL's.......Just sayin'.

Listen to it then get back to us on the gay stuff..

Amen sister.

Leave the .270 at home in the closet.

Where it belongs.

-Jake

Take that chit to the lame ass Friday night music thread.. this is a Lionel Richie thread

My bet is this assclown is just another sock puppet.

I hope your not a middle age white guy ...HR is going to be all over us....

The gun. PLEASE, the gun.

😂😂😂😎

You ain't got a slingshot and a pocket full of hex nuts do ya ? How about a bow made from a bent sapling with a boot lace for a string ?

Red Forman!! Welcome. How's Kitty doing?

Beware, there are spelling and grammar police here.


they gonna be all over that scheit you typed.

Just sayin'

Geno

He spells like Gus.

I wonder how he spells the name of the third planet from our sun?

Aliens have gus.

I always liked Gaia.

Geno

PS I don't think he's Gus, Gus makes too much sense.

Heavens to Betsy

Dude after posting that...^^^^^^^^^^^

You got a piss test coming up for sure....

Lol I will do a self referral to ASAP 😁

The best part is when the midget dude faceplants into the grass at 1:22. I didn't finish it but that's gotta be the highlight.

You know, for a man who was born poor, you would think you would have a higher appreciation for primitive skills, cheaper hunting methods, and the ability to make do with what you have.
But, apparently you fail to measure up. Jealousy does not suit you. Be well, and hunt to the best of your limited abilities.

I got no dog in the slingslot debate but I have used spark plugs for sinkers when I go fishing for channel cats.

Me too. Sometimes all you need to do to improve the fishing is to change your sparkplugs

What debate? I've been asked to join a pro paintball team, due to being taken out by my slingshot. And my freezer bears witness to the lethality on small game. It's short range, but effective.

Pro paintball? That is bigtime.

I took some paintballs to a red hot chili peppers concert once.

Standard practice when a pro team hits a paintball field for practice, is they rent half the field fee, and take on all challengers. It's a good deal for all involved. I used to play twice a week.

Paintballs out of slingshot?

Yes. And I can hook a ball more than 6'. No one else on the field can do that. Stealth and a quiet weapon work rather well.

Well that certainly is easy to watch.

Yep, I was invited to the combine, but my time in the 40 yard dash and vertical jump weren't quite what they were looking for. Ended up paintballing up in Canada for a few years, played with Johnny Paintball.

WGAF ? I made slingshots and bows and crossbows when I was a kid. Killed all sorts of shyt with them. Then I got a BB gun and a .22 and later I learned how to build guns. I don't have a need for homemade bows and slingshots anymore. Some of us just outgrow that stuff and move on to better things.

And some of us are just azzholes.

Yes, I realized that about you right away. Don't feel like the Lone Ranger though. It's a nearly universal city slicker and Texan thing IME.

Reckon I never had that sporting nature. I just learned how to catch stuff. Did you know you can cast a plastic worm into a yard full of chickens and have all of them on a string in just a few seconds? They'll crap it as soon as they eat it and the next one will do the same. Kinda freaked me out at first, but then it got good to me.

Hahaha!!!

You just gotta catch the worm after the last one and cut the line. You can reel it right through them and knowbody knows the difference.

That’s some funny chit.

That'd make for some schitty fishin'.

So 'Homo, that's actually not true, this board is basically unmoderated and it's membership is by and large the biggest pack of Arschlochs you'll find in one place on the net. You've found a home here, for sure...