WTF is up with our buddy Travis? He made three comments in a row on the thread about the bagpipe band without telling a single person to GFY? Whatever happened to the days when he was an Equal Opportunity Annoyer? The man's getting soft in his old age. I'll be he's knitting stuff with the old church ladies nowadays too.......
I used to make jokes regarding what a person does or doesn't drink.
In hindsight how silly is that? Whatever makes a person happy and productive is fine by me.
Happy St. Paddy's Day, Travis
Ya don't want to go all Mathman and criticize us heathens for drinkin cheap whiskey with ice....Samo if twisted tea floats your boat go with it buddy.....
WTF is up with our buddy Travis? He made three comments in a row on the thread about the bagpipe band without telling a single person to GFY? Whatever happened to the days when he was an Equal Opportunity Annoyer? The man's getting soft in his old age. I'll be he's knitting stuff with the old church ladies nowadays too.......
He moved to Fl and caught the gay.
Next thing you know he will br roping and eating freaking lizards.
A man can only stay home so much when the wife works all day. I’m guessing he went to church just to pas the time til she got home. It worked! Joke is on him.
WTF is up with our buddy Travis? He made three comments in a row on the thread about the bagpipe band without telling a single person to GFY? Whatever happened to the days when he was an Equal Opportunity Annoyer? The man's getting soft in his old age. I'll be he's knitting stuff with the old church ladies nowadays too.......
He moved to Fl and caught the gay.
Next thing you know he will br roping and eating freaking lizards.
Gawd, I'll bet he bought a .270! Probably stole some of Poobah's leopard print thongs too.......
Now that flave works in the house he coulda got invited to the lady's morning coffee club at the church? I don't know much about churches but I drive by a couple near here they seem like nice folks and I gotta say some of those church ladies are hawt.
Whatever it is that get's you through the day Travis I'm glad you're feeling well and pretty much stress free. If its just an experiment and you come back all two guns of a hole that's fine too. How can a guy loose?
Samo if twisted tea floats your boat go with it buddy.....
Dude, alternate with a beer. No way I could drink two in a row.
Liquid cocaine.....
Now I know why the wife was so pissed off... I used to drink 6 twisted teas and then switch to vodka with OJ for color....i should have skipped the tea....
I used to make jokes regarding what a person does or doesn't drink.
In hindsight how silly is that? Whatever makes a person happy and productive is fine by me.
Happy St. Paddy's Day, Travis
LMFAO......Happy St. Patrick’s Day and happy April Fools Day. I’m glad you’ve found happiness and spiritual fulfillment. God bless you and keep you may his face shine upon you and bring you peace..........but if he doesn’t then you should GFY. 😂
PS....What step is this?......I hope you’re close to completing all the steps and I wish you all the best in your new life being sober and full of Jesus. Merry Fools Day...
WTF is up with our buddy Travis? He made three comments in a row on the thread about the bagpipe band without telling a single person to GFY? Whatever happened to the days when he was an Equal Opportunity Annoyer? The man's getting soft in his old age. I'll be he's knitting stuff with the old church ladies nowadays too.......
WTF is up with our buddy Travis? He made three comments in a row on the thread about the bagpipe band without telling a single person to GFY? Whatever happened to the days when he was an Equal Opportunity Annoyer? The man's getting soft in his old age. I'll be he's knitting stuff with the old church ladies nowadays too.......
who gives a fug
Only those who care enough to click on the thread, and take the time to type out a post.
Well Mr. Mannlicher, well, um, I guess what’s trying to be said, is that somethings wrong with Travis, again...., I know, I know....This happens often, but this time it feels different...
You see, Dave and Clark are moving out and it will just be Travis alone by himself. You know, aloooone! Now for the first time in ages Travis will only have to be responsible for himself. Losing your two magical friends both at the same time is beyond difficult and really we need to spend some time with Travis during this transition to loneliness. I’ve made out a list of people and the time they will report for watching over Travis....Really simple to follow...Oh, If you want extra time just let the person behind and in front of you know that you’ll be speedy a little more time with Travis....
Morning 6:00 -8AM Local Dirt From 8AM-10AM it’s Ingwe From10AM-12AM Mannlicher Nap is from 12:15-2PM with Fireball 2PM-4PM Shrapnel 4PM-6pm dinner it’s Kingston cuz he can cook, 6-8pm Samo and Jim Conway. And then bedtime 8pm until 6am with Fireball again.
There done! Good Luck getting Travis back and God Speed! 😎
Gunner, Travis isn’t a lost cause....I really think ole FB can get that sparkle back in his eye and if that didn’t quite work, I’m sure Kellory would have several ideas we could try and put the old guy back in his Saddle...😎
I’m a little worried about where Dave and Clark are going to live. Dave has skills, but Clark always had the feminine side to him that makes you worry the best he can be is doing commercials for Massegilln Douches.
Tell Clark we’re worried....Money is coming. Dave you learned life at the knee of Travis, you should be fine, Travis lose my number. I’m all out of fucs and help...😎😂
Amended: I do have a sweet custom 300 Wby that would work marvelous on Florians and gators....Floridian Gators I meant.
WTF is up with our buddy Travis? He made three comments in a row on the thread about the bagpipe band without telling a single person to GFY? Whatever happened to the days when he was an Equal Opportunity Annoyer? The man's getting soft in his old age. I'll be he's knitting stuff with the old church ladies nowadays too.......
who gives a fug
Only those who care enough to click on the thread, and take the time to type out a post.
I thought deflave and mannlicher got along now that travis moved down south...…….bob
Beav, putting as much distance between yourself and Travis this time of year is prolly wise.......
People are still sniveling about a few years ago when Travis snookered them....... Dave & Clark are good to go tho.....
Thanks Fubar...I just have these bad nightmares where I have Travis banging on my front door drunk, holding some Krylon painted up Glock in one hand and a birdhouse under his other arm and Shrap’s doing a lawnjob in my front yard yelling Adios Mofuk’r, Travis is yours and tears off down the street...Travis looks up at me and says....Nice jammers your wearing. I prefer to sleep nude. That’s when I bolt straight up out of bed....Scary Fubar, very scary...😎
Beav, putting as much distance between yourself and Travis this time of year is prolly wise.......
People are still sniveling about a few years ago when Travis snookered them....... Dave & Clark are good to go tho.....
Thanks Fubar...I just have these bad nightmares where I have Travis banging on my front door drunk, holding some Krylon painted up Glock in one hand and a birdhouse under his other arm and Shrap’s doing a lawnjob in my front yard yelling Adios Mofuk’r, Travis is yours and tears off down the street...Travis looks up at me and says....Nice jammers your wearing. I prefer to sleep nude. That’s when I bolt straight up out of bed....Scary Fubar, very scary...😎
JFC!!
Can you at least WARN a guy before you post schidt like that?!
Beav, putting as much distance between yourself and Travis this time of year is prolly wise.......
People are still sniveling about a few years ago when Travis snookered them....... Dave & Clark are good to go tho.....
Thanks Fubar...I just have these bad nightmares where I have Travis banging on my front door drunk, holding some Krylon painted up Glock in one hand and a birdhouse under his other arm and Shrap’s doing a lawnjob in my front yard yelling Adios Mofuk’r, Travis is yours and tears off down the street...Travis looks up at me and says....Nice jammers your wearing. I prefer to sleep nude. That’s when I bolt straight up out of bed....Scary Fubar, very scary...😎
JFC!!
Can you at least WARN a guy before you post schidt like that?!
Hot coffee sucks through the nose!!
WARNING. Flave is bad for morning coffee drinkers....Proceed with caution....😎
WTF is up with our buddy Travis? He made three comments in a row on the thread about the bagpipe band without telling a single person to GFY? Whatever happened to the days when he was an Equal Opportunity Annoyer? The man's getting soft in his old age. I'll be he's knitting stuff with the old church ladies nowadays too.......
Well Mr. Mannlicher, well, um, I guess what’s trying to be said, is that somethings wrong with Travis, again...., I know, I know....This happens often, but this time it feels different...
You see, Dave and Clark are moving out and it will just be Travis alone by himself. You know, aloooone! Now for the first time in ages Travis will only have to be responsible for himself. Losing your two magical friends both at the same time is beyond difficult and really we need to spend some time with Travis during this transition to loneliness. I’ve made out a list of people and the time they will report for watching over Travis....Really simple to follow...Oh, If you want extra time just let the person behind and in front of you know that you’ll be speedy a little more time with Travis....
Morning 6:00 -8AM Local Dirt From 8AM-10AM it’s Ingwe From10AM-12AM Mannlicher Nap is from 12:15-2PM with Fireball 2PM-4 Scrapnel 4PM-6pm dinner it’s Kingston cuz he can cook, 6-8pm Samo and Jim Conway. And then bedtime 8pm until 6am with Fireball again.
There done! Good Luck getting Travis back and God Speed! 😎
WTF is up with our buddy Travis? He made three comments in a row on the thread about the bagpipe band without telling a single person to GFY? Whatever happened to the days when he was an Equal Opportunity Annoyer? The man's getting soft in his old age. I'll be he's knitting stuff with the old church ladies nowadays too.......
who gives a fug
I'm crying!
IGNORE THE SCHDIT OUT OF THESE MUTHERFUCKGERS, SAM!!!!
The actual course of events leading up to this. Flave was strolling around Miami soaking up the ambiance and was passing the Versace Manse when he was blessed w/ an epiphany. He has since adopted a gentler nature and a fondness for bright prints and 3/4 length leggings.
He found his new "gender neutral" persona somewhat disturbing and is offsetting it by wearing large sheath knives and concealing his LCP deep w/in his leggings. His new aura of kindness and large knife has reduced his need for a quick draw.
We should all embrace his transformation and celebrate the new Deflavio w/ our support and trust.
If somebody doesn't agree with me that's fine. There's no reason to be mean about it.
Travis, you’ve reached so many people, touched and changed the lives of many lost souls. In your hour of need, which is obviously now. We all want you to know that we’ll all be watching over Dave and Clark as they step out on their own...
And believe it or not the entire State of Texas and Ohio has reached out asking what, and how they can assist in your darkest hour....Someone suggested giving you the Key to some city, I think it was Quitaque, Texas and Trotwood, Ohio as places you should visit during your respite...Be well 😎
PS Fireball2 needs a ride from the airport to make his evening time slot...Can you make that happen? Thanks.
I know, I know.....I’ve been so touched by the people of Texas. A lot of tears and hand wringing going on right now....Should we light a small candle and put it in our window for Travis? I feel like we haven’t done enough 😎
Dunno why this comes to mind and apologies to Bob Segar.....sorta....
He's totally committed To major independence But he's a rowdy through and through He gives them quite a battle All that they can handle He'll bruise some He'll hurt some too But oh they love to watch him strut Oh they do respect him but They love to watch him strut
I try to avoid posting replies to Fireballz any more. He became very irritated with me not long ago simply because I gave him some mild ribbing about his wife’s post.
I try to avoid posting replies to Fireballz any more. He became very irritated with me not long ago simply because I gave him some mild ribbing about his wife’s post.
Some guys are just really serious I guess.
May peace be with you, As the Father has sent me, I am sending you- John 20:21
Beav, putting as much distance between yourself and Travis this time of year is prolly wise.......
People are still sniveling about a few years ago when Travis snookered them....... Dave & Clark are good to go tho.....
Thanks Fubar...I just have these bad nightmares where I have Travis banging on my front door drunk, holding some Krylon painted up Glock in one hand and a birdhouse under his other arm and Shrap’s doing a lawnjob in my front yard yelling Adios Mofuk’r, Travis is yours and tears off down the street...Travis looks up at me and says....Nice jammers your wearing. I prefer to sleep nude. That’s when I bolt straight up out of bed....Scary Fubar, very scary...😎
That really did happen, yet you still call it a dream?
I try to avoid posting replies to Fireballz any more. He became very irritated with me not long ago simply because I gave him some mild ribbing about his wife’s post.
Some guys are just really serious I guess.
Deflave, I understand completely. I will remove FB2 from my caregiver list and no longer use his services with future clients.
Your care is my primary concern. I’am sorry for my misstep.
Too ensure better coordination of personalities with you....I will reassign Kingston during nap and bedtime. Kingston’s resume was highlighted in the reading areas of poetry, both fiction and non with emphasis on all things engineering/mathematics.
Guaranteed to put a person asleep...
Thank you again for choosing Beavers Care and Home Assistance for your home needs 😎
Beav, putting as much distance between yourself and Travis this time of year is prolly wise.......
People are still sniveling about a few years ago when Travis snookered them....... Dave & Clark are good to go tho.....
Thanks Fubar...I just have these bad nightmares where I have Travis banging on my front door drunk, holding some Krylon painted up Glock in one hand and a birdhouse under his other arm and Shrap’s doing a lawnjob in my front yard yelling Adios Mofuk’r, Travis is yours and tears off down the street...Travis looks up at me and says....Nice jammers your wearing. I prefer to sleep nude. That’s when I bolt straight up out of bed....Scary Fubar, very scary...😎
That really did happen, yet you still call it a dream?
Wow! I guess when I woke up next to a fine Sako Vixen, I should have know it wasn’t a nightmare. Thank you for making my dreams a reality, right up to the point you dropped Travis on my doorstep....Dick move Shrap, total meaness....😎
One broad brush comedy Two turn to gyros Lamb be damned, three times the beef For my best four bunny pranks It’s all jive at five Six lucky foot long koshers Land on heaven’s seven Then eight Fleecy furry in the cabbage Hatch fine over nine Just before one and zero
Thanks Fubar...I just have these bad nightmares where I have Travis banging on my front door drunk,
Good thing you are drunk, because your backdoor is next...
Yeah, Flave starting banging on my backdoor at first. Then he moved to the front....”Door” I was covered in sweat from my nightmare, but I was still able to get the old Flave up and into my house...Beav’s a good guy! 😂😎
One broad brush comedy Two turn to gyros Lamb be damned, three times the beef For my best four bunny pranks It’s all jive at five Six lucky foot long koshers Land on heaven’s seven Then eight Fleecy furry in the cabbage Hatch fine over nine Just before one and zero
Trav looked malnourished to me, but I no dietician. I’m just trying to get him some help...He’s really down. Glad he’s got good buds like you, Samo and Shrap to look in on him. 👍🏻😎
Brother Slave has asked if he could sing one of his favorite prayer songs before dinner is served “Oh, how I love me a Gloryhole” Very thoughtful of him....😎
You bunch of cross eyed drooling dumbfuggs........ this koombya chit gotta stop! Where is Big Stick when ya need him, also where is MCH with his ass kickin threats and selfies..... good grief.....
If we all got along this place wouldn't be worth visiting... ...focus.... more insults or girly pic's, that is what is needed here.
Oh and Slave , I peeked at your post and confirmed why you are on ignore..... Ha
I am going to be grouchy until the lakes thaw and I can use my new boat........ that damn Flave doesn't have to deal with that chit anymore.... hell , he is prolly chillin by the pool with a drink in hand ooogling the bikini girls..... no wonder he is all love and peace brother bullchit......
If he really cared about us he would post pic's of the beach, fish & bikini girls........
You know the place has gone to schitt when a thread about somebody who hunts lizards with a Crosman 760 pellet gun get 3600 views.
Back in the day,...you'd have to knock a Musk Ox in the head with a T-Ball bat to get more than two pages on this forum.
I do not understand why people like you always post denigrating things about me.
You and other southerners that are your age make disparaging comments about my son and I hunting iguana, yet don't seem to consider all the countless photos I've posted on here after successful hunts involving upland birds, small game, mule deer, whitetail, varmints, or predators. I do not recall your doing anything similar in recent years but somehow my son and I legally hunting a non-indigenous species is to be mocked.
It is not my intention to be a braggart but a number of members on this forum have hunted with me and I don't think you'll find any that say I cannot cover ground, pack game, and shoot straight.
Also your comment about the pellet gun we use is totally inaccurate. Rockinbar sold us a Marauder prior to the move and we've been using it successfully since we got here.
You know the place has gone to schitt when a thread about somebody who hunts lizards with a Crosman 760 pellet gun get 3600 views.
Back in the day,...you'd have to knock a Musk Ox in the head with a T-Ball bat to get more than two pages on this forum.
I do not understand why people like you always post denigrating things about me.
You and other southerners that are your age make disparaging comments about my son and I hunting iguana, yet don't seem to consider all the countless photos I've posted on here after successful hunts involving upland birds, small game, mule deer, whitetail, varmints, or predators. I do not recall your doing anything similar in recent years but somehow my son and I legally hunting a non-indigenous species is to be mocked.
It is not my intention to be a braggart but a number of members on this forum have hunted with me and I don't think you'll find any that say I cannot cover ground, pack game, and shoot straight.
Also your comment about the pellet gun we use is totally inaccurate. Rockinbar sold us a Marauder prior to the move and we've been using it successfully since we got here.
You know the place has gone to schitt when a thread about somebody who hunts lizards with a Crosman 760 pellet gun get 3600 views.
Back in the day,...you'd have to knock a Musk Ox in the head with a T-Ball bat to get more than two pages on this forum.
I do not understand why people like you always post denigrating things about me.
You and other southerners that are your age make disparaging comments about my son and I hunting iguana, yet don't seem to consider all the countless photos I've posted on here after successful hunts involving upland birds, small game, mule deer, whitetail, varmints, or predators. I do not recall your doing anything similar in recent years but somehow my son and I legally hunting a non-indigenous species is to be mocked.
It is not my intention to be a braggart but a number of members on this forum have hunted with me and I don't think you'll find any that say I cannot cover ground, pack game, and shoot straight.
Also your comment about the pellet gun we use is totally inaccurate. Rockinbar sold us a Marauder prior to the move and we've been using it successfully since we got here.
Slap up a few posts about how the jooos and neegroes be keeping an aryan down and you will find kindred souls that will abandon their recliners and embrace you. Can you build trash fires in your current AOR?
Ya Flave can shoot straight, cover ground , pack game and is a varmint killin machine, but he can't send his homies beach pic's, bikini pic's or fish pic's...... he has already forgot what cabin fever is.........
Thank goodness for people like Dvdegeorge and Lapua6547........
Slap up a few posts about how the jooos and neegroes be keeping an aryan down and you will find kindred souls that will abandon their recliners and embrace you. Can you build trash fires in your current AOR?
lvmiker's posts can be broken down into one vowel, one consonant, and the words "jooos" and "neegroes".
Ever now and then he'll holler out "INSHALLAH!"
Nobody knows what the fug he's talking about,..but it's fun to read.
I suspect he's been eatin' them knots that grow on the cactus' out there in Nevada,....that's all I can figure.
Forgiveness is just $199.95 away my friend! Made payable to the Holy Trinity Christian Upside Down Love You Long Time Brotherhood of The Flaming Cretans Church. Please PM for address.
Hoping you have time to resurrect 'Flave Precision Travis . . .
. . . where barrel stamp doesn't have to match headstamp! (and usually doesn't)
I’m still hopeful the whole Florida move was a hoax, it’s been really emasculating for the fan base.
Your hope can be reality, if only you believe. Use your super secret cognitive abilities and put yourself in the lizards place, it becomes clear which move needed to be made.
Just sayin’, I’d use the term hallijheuga more, if I could remember how to spell it.
Gunga galunga.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness."
You know the place has gone to schitt when a thread about somebody who hunts lizards with a Crosman 760 pellet gun get 3600 views.
Back in the day,...you'd have to knock a Musk Ox in the head with a T-Ball bat to get more than two pages on this forum.
Holy Sheit! This love fest is going to feel like prison Happy Hour when that dickhead pulls another April first on you azzwipes.
Lucy-"OK Charlie Brown, Ima hold the ball, you kick it!"
Campfire Charlie- OK Rucie, here I comes!"
CONSUELA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today was the day I ph cuking got him good.. Yeah I used the ol charlie brown line on him. Remember that time I got ol Dale Deberg at church with the Charlie brown line. But this time the way I delivered it, oh man it was the ultimate burn. You know what Consuela here is the key to lock on the closet go get you a pair of shoes we are going out for dinner tonight. Hour later Fireball and Consuela at Golden Corral- Damn Consuela you going to eat that steak, I didn't want to say anything but you are getting fat. Maybe you should saddle on up to that salad bar over their and make yourself a salad. Hey while you are up can you get me another plate of meatloaf...
Just sayin’, I’d use the term hallijheuga more, if I could remember how to spell it.
Gunga galunga.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness."
You know the place has gone to schitt when a thread about somebody who hunts lizards with a Crosman 760 pellet gun get 3600 views.
Back in the day,...you'd have to knock a Musk Ox in the head with a T-Ball bat to get more than two pages on this forum.
Holy Sheit! This love fest is going to feel like prison Happy Hour when that dickhead pulls another April first on you azzwipes.
Lucy-"OK Charlie Brown, Ima hold the ball, you kick it!"
Campfire Charlie- OK Rucie, here I comes!"
CONSUELA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today was the day I ph cuking got him good.. Yeah I used the ol charlie brown line on him. Remember that time I got ol Dale Deberg at church with the Charlie brown line. But this time the way I delivered it, oh man it was the ultimate burn. You know what Consuela here is the key to lock on the closet go get you a pair of shoes we are going out for dinner tonight. Hour later Fireball and Consuela at Golden Corral- Damn Consuela you going to eat that steak, I didn't want to say anything but you are getting fat. Maybe you should saddle on up to that salad bar over their and make yourself a salad. Hey while you are up can you get me another plate of meatloaf...
Alright you sunuvabitch where did you hide the damn camera?
One of the most important things a person can learn is forgiveness.
I for one have forgiven Fireballz for all the things he has done. I think it would behoove a lot of us to do same.
You sign every post with Travis, or Dave, or Clark. Yet, in this thread, not one signature. I am disappointed in your lack of clarity. You haven't gone all bigsqueeze on us, have you????
If you have, you will rise again in 3 days anyway, so we have that to look forward to.
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