What the hell is wrong with these people??

Swedish Startup to Bring Pogo Sticks to S.F. as E-Scooter Alternative

SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) — San Franciscans may soon be able to bounce their way around town, if a Swedish-based mobility company has its way.

Earlier this month, start-up company Cangoroo announced plans to deploy hundreds of pogo sticks in select cities to directly compete with electric scooters as a transportation option.

Cangoroo officials said they plan to first launch their pogo sticks in the Swedish cities of Malmo and Stockholm sometime this summer.

After that, they would deploy the sticks in both London and San Francisco. KPIX

Now somebody did invent a power assist pogo stick on the diesel principle. Not sure if there were fatalities.

I guess bouncing over schdit and used needles beats walking through them.

Well, look at this way: when they get to SF, the skilled pogo-sticker will be able to hop over it rather than “step in it” or “ride through it.”

$hit could be slick too.

That was my thought exactly. Picture came to mind of a pogo'er pogo'ing right into a steaming pile and falling on his butt directly into it. Might be fun to watch.

Must have been a real silver tongued salesman in that board room. I'll go somewhere else though with my investment considerations. With the exception of crawling, I really can't think of a less efficient mode of transportation.

Should be a boost, however, for our emergency room industry.

Drunks on pogo sticks, that be funny!!

All fun and games until you slip in some bum [bleep] and poke a dirty needle in your azz.

They deserve what they have created. We just need a law to keep the bastards from migrating out.

I think they should make the pogo sticks look like giant hypodermic needles. It would go with the city theme for that area. Or, call them "poo smashers" and make it a game.

Might pay to watch 'em pogo down Lombard.

Wait until the lawsuits start coming in because the people that get injured should have gotten warn more.

Hahaha!

Getting about 100 feet a hop!

Bunch of homos will stick them up their asses and bounce around town like Tigger.

Going downhill on a pogo stick in San Fran is going to be...well...sporty. Hope they have good insurance.

No,... No it's not......

Fugging morons.....

That's what they need to spend money on, giving drug addicts pogo sticks. It's going to be invigorating to drive around there, huh?

+1

Broke a lot more bones than records

The gay bull dykes can save money and get double usage as a d i l d o 😜

Wouldn't the simpler solution for San Fran's problems

is to just round up all the homeless and ship them to Central America?

turn about is fair play... Latin America is shipping all of their social problems here...

just round up their social problems and send them back... along with ALL of our street social problems...

plus the democRAT politicians that have created this entire problem in the first place...

they're gonna get sued. fact
my dumbass brother in law cashed in after falling off a segway scooter someone else provided as transportation.
follow the money on this one !

This is just another sign that San Francisco is the playground land of people who never grew up.

Juvenile adults.

Play, play, play.

Dress up and play.

Walk into a Seattle grocery store in the Capitol hill area and you will think you have walked into the Star Wars bar scene.

They don't just have piercings and tattoos, they have implants in the face.
They are not wearing clothes, they are wearing freak costumes.

I can only imagine that if one is mentally deranged, he moves to a city where there are more like him.

Will there be heavy duty pogo sticks for the obese among us?

If I had to travel via pogo stick, I guess I'd stay home.

Who the hell dreams this schidt up anyway??

I am gonna need overloads on mine.


Or maybe the recoil system off a soviet artillery piece.