I'm all for gushing over Melania Trump. Don't get me wrong. However, we've had some real foxes as 1st Ladies. The problem is we're seeing them after their Use-By date

The first one that comes to mind is Nancy Reagan. She was a film actress when she met old Ronnie.




Another hot one was Babs Bush




Before she filled up on cupcakes, Dolly Madison was pretty hot:



Heck! Martha Washington was tappable before George started riding her:




Even the queen of the horsefaces, Eleanor Roosevelt, didn't need a bag on her head at one point in her life:

There's a big difference between being a cute 20 year old and a drop dead gorgeous First Lady.

Melania is the one and only drop dead gorgeous First Lady.

Plus her intelligence makes her even hotter. 😎

Oh, I'm with y'all on Melania. I think she's easily the best one in 200 years. What I'm saying is that Donald managed to bag one that still had some shelf life.

Obviously, even the Queen thinks so:

We are amused!

This ^^^

+2

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

Nothing says class and beauty like nude photos on the net.

Jackie Kennedy,Barbara Bush and of course our present 1st Lady

And nothing shows petulant indignance like having to continue to throw barbs after getting your ass handed to you by fire members you will never meet regarding stupid comments you made towards a first lady who exudes class and beauty and whose IQ is higher than you can count.

OMG..........LMFAO

I hope a pic of moochell doesn’t pop up . . . .

If she has such a high IQ what is she doing with Dump?

Why the edit? You let your mask slip or what ?

Well YOU were already taken so.....

You forgot one...

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Jackie O was hot. Far back as I can remember, Barbara Bush looked like the guy on the Quaker Oats box.

What did I ever do to you? You should have posted a trigger warning. Hell I might not be able to finish my beer after seeing that. That was mean.

L O L ! ! !

Melania has looks and class!
The best we have had, so far!

She is puckering up for a nice lip-lock with you...

Hey shrap, in Arkansas they call that a “ten.”

Don’t be mean.

You have spent way too much time out in the back country where there's a woman behind every tree.

Shaman: Now that is funny!
Indeed "moo-chelle" was/is the most unfeminine and unattractive "person" to have ever occupied the White House as First Lady.
And she has a chip on her shoulder that would make the Hunchback of Notre Dame envious!
Happy moo-chelle is gone but sad she served two terms.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Another vote for Jaquie. Perhaps not as drop dead gorgeous as Mrs. Trump. But still a very pretty and classy lady circa 1960.

Plus she looked like a damn baboon’s ass.

The Wookiee is a hundred times better looking than Mooshell

HPV infected for sure!!!!

+ 1000

She does have nice hair.

Mookchell,s fur was always a fashion disaster..

Jackie Kennedy was a kghunt and a skank.

Wow, Ozzy Osbourne was First Lady. Who knew?

I always thought her eyes were set to wide apart on her face.
Another inbred like the fuggin Kennedy clan.

Direct descendant of Dolly Madison. She was Dolly Payne before she caught James' eye. Even with that, I'll give the current FLOTUS the nod...

You just had to go and ruin this thread . . .

Are you proposing that this should be the formal portrait of the First lady?

ROTFFLMFAO!!!

Hillary Clinton reminds me too much of a lesbian I knew that played a bass Crumhorn.




As I said, Melania is probably tops for looks. Brains? Abigail Adams is possibly at the top.

Total package? Dolley Madison. She served as 1st lady for both Jefferson and Monroe. She defined the roll of 1st lady. Her contemporaries worshipped her. Prior to her appearance on the scene, the Jeffersonians and the Federalists were at each others' throats. She was able to get them to party together, loosen up, and see that they weren't the devils they supposed each other to be. By the time she retired from the scene, in the late 18-teens, she had pretty much done away with the fistfights and dueling that had previously passed for bipartisanship.

A 1911 to boot. Now I REALLY love her...

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Phug you for posting that one!!

yessir...

Acceptance of a ho as first lady is just pathetic. If you're wondering what happened to your country, here's a hint. You're the problem.

Don't like them, don't look.

Says much about you.

Precedents don't exist until someone does something. Go for it!

AS opposed to what, TWO known communist bull dykes (Eleanor Roosevelt and Hillary), a corrupt, lying bitch who sold us out to the Russians with the uranium deal, not to mention violating Secret protocols as Secretary Of State (there is more, lots more) not to mention an America hating she-man as opposed to a gorgeous, smart lady well cultured, who was a MODEL (no pornography) started her own business and speaks several languages? So tell me again why she was a whore? The problem with this country are people like you and a few others here that hate the American way of life. F U C K off asswipe.

+ 1000, SIR!

Still don't see a penis. But picture not definitively clear either. Would bet the odds there isn't though.

The left's comments about Melania and Ivanka are proof positive that TDS is real.

who give a fu ck about that. Can she make a sammich or not?

Acceptance of a actual former sitting two term POTUS who has a history as a serial sexual predator, molester, rapist, philanderer, as well as a convicted perjurer goes far beyond pathetic:The Full List Of Bill Clinton Sexual Assault Allegations By 12 Different Women

Back-atcha, " If you're wondering what happened to your country, here's a hint. You're the problem. "

Jackie was one of the most ugly bitches to ever enter the white house... Beauty, Ha Ha..

Oh GB, don't go!

Yeah, he's a total moron. In 2 lousy years he's turned our country around more than the last 4 Presidents before him combined.

If he'd have had any bipartisan assistance at all, he'd have already been chipping away big chunks from the deficit, too. It's still yet to be seen what influence his peripheral policies will have.

While you're at it, why don't you tell us what a pussy he is on foreign policy, too.

The amazing thing is, she didn't care about Trump's money and, alledgedly said, "This body is not for sale."

Gee, super attractive woman marries wealthy man. NEVER seen before in the annauls of history. Must be a new phenomena.

I like how when some chic is model and does some photo shoots when she is young, she is labled a "ho". I hope the same people who go there never ask their spouse how many partners they had before they were married....or after for some..!