They are at renegade50's house. They've been there 3 days, 3 small trees cut, 11 more to go.

Laffing

He can't go anywhere, has to hang around and wait for them because he has 14 fuggin dogs in his backyard.

They keep telling him, yeah man we'll be there in the morning, show up at 2 o'clock, or not at all. haha

But he's getting such a good deal, $400. Which if no ones dies or drops a log through his roof might be the deal of the decade. I think they're all Aryian Nation convicts.

They have left their Scooby Doo van, trailer and 8 delipidated chainsaws in his driveway. Wife is bitching,(nothing new for her) yard is a wasteland, and he's having to help them the whole time.

He, out of the goodness of his heart of gold payed them half yesterday. Probably still hungover.

Stay tuned for more updates.

I told him to send em on out here, I have a tree for them, sound like my old roofing crew- I know how to communicate with them. 👍

Pics of Airborne Crackheads.

if'n the group manager ain't sitting in his pickup truck in the shade popping cans of bud, they got the wrong leader.

tree service people can be like a herd of cats, hard to herd until ya figure it out.

which is to say, they're just independent as hell, and so be it.

Funny you should bring this up. A nice old fella in the neighborhood lost his shop to reckless tree cutters. They tried to lay three big old pine trees down alongside his shop whole instead of taking them down in pieces. They were good for the first two but put the last one right in the middle of his shop where it wrecked everything including a pickup. They are insured and he is getting a new shop but has to go through the process with the insurance etc.

tree cutters are a notoriously unreliable and sketchy bunch. i just had a "crew" come and drop a big old hollow red oak at my camp. pulled up in a beat to schits dodge neon with no exhaust. crazy tattoo dude doing the climbing and real sketchy ground man with that just-outta-the-pen vibe. old drunk lady who sat in the car the whole time on her phone cackling with someone about some gibberish. did a decent job but i was sweating it until they had it on the ground. 500 bucks. cash. and a few miller lites.

The pics look pretty good, they might rob me of my crackhead narrative.

I just called him said they showed up at 5:20. Theyre 'jumping off' on multiple jobs most likely.

Ren's got them dragging all the brush and filling his 'mini-grand canyon' back yard.

Perfect snake harborage. hahahahaha

They only been here since yesterday
Back yard looks like the tunguska explosion right now.

13 trees for 425
One 60ft black walnut
Buncha stupid chinese black persimmons
2 hickory trees.
Bout 32 ft of the black walnut from 24 to 18 inches.
Told dude he could have it and I hope he gets top dollar for it.
He has yarborough logging coming to get the fugging thing.
I can deal with it all for 425 bucks.
Yesterday the back of their truck looked like the island of broken toys.
Musta been 8 or 9 broken saws of various types from 1985 forward.
Fugg it I been out their helping also
I ain't one to not participate.
If he had an extra saw that worked I could buck logs and zip em up into 18 inch lenghts.
Some low budget neighbor wants all the firewood
They have about 12 cord in their back yard from the wind storm about 3 weeks ago and all the schitt these guys have cut up for people in the neighborhood since.

Yesterday I kinda took over the crew to get schitt done.
Even gave him a paint pen to mark mix gas cans.

That great debate of who put what into what went on for about 20 minutes.

Boss dude looked at me like I was einstein when I told him to mark cans to advoid confusion.......
Out their right now with that can.
It's been an interesting....



Dudes about schit their pants yesterday when I pulled out my bersa combat plus .380 from my back pocket to show it off.
They was amazed it had 16 shots( i think slightly scared and wtf actially)
One dude asked you been carrying that all day.

Said i always carry. Dont think nothing of it just second nature.


Keeping em on their toes
Customer is armed....
Hahaha!!!!

I cant post pics.
Some huge software update on my smart phone is fugging with the image gallery code now.

Gotta learn a new pic hosting site this weekend.

They got 3 jobs going on this week.
Going from site to site I geuss.

Crackheads or not,...if they'll cut that many trees for $425 they should be able to work themselves to death.

LOL

ya best price i ever got was 50 bucks a tree. they were big ass dead white oaks and i was happy to pay it. i can drop a lot of trees but know my limitations.

They also met my 3 azz hole dogs yesterday.
Let out during a break.

The 3 azz hole dogs went fugging nuts when they seen these guys.

I gave an in depth story of each dog.
They was like holy [bleep] dude!!!
Your dogs are aggressive as fugg but listen to you instantly.

Hahahaha!!!


Slumlord is making more of it than what it really is for 24hr maximum effect
Their are good guys it seems and thankful for the work.

They'll be talking about you at the bar and someone in the room will say, "Where dis sumbitch live anyhows?" Put on a clean shirt you got company comin.

Hahahaha!!!

They met my dogs also.

Hahaha!!!!

I spent $5400 getting trees cut down one summer. Wanna know how many trees I have now after i bought a new spec home? Zero, how'd you guess?

I hope it all goes okay and no one gets methed up.

We got one big ass cottonwood directly on the west side of our house. That is the direction the really strong winds come from. It provides nice shade but I'm concerned it might drop on the house some time.

It is branched out so many ways, including over the roof, that I'm concerned about tackling it myself. I have not had it quoted but around here people are saying minimum $2500 for a tree like that.

Schit, hook the Dodge to it and get a run at 'er. What could go wrong?

I’ve knifed a few trees in my day for firewood and pulled a few questionable big trees with a truck from hitting a power line also been involved with some tree toppings around a house it’s not that complicated if one takes his time and does it safely

Them crackheads can climb a tree like a monkey .

It may not be complicated but should involve 0% luck and 100% skill. Put then again, what fun is that!

It's pretty foolish to be showing off your guns to people you don't know.

The higher they climb the harder they fall.

Cost 1500$ for this and it’s all stacked up and ready to burn.



Well and fuel. I’ve a heavy hoe hand😉

Amen I had a friend that showed one to a bank teller and he got locked up. Some people just don’t appreciate good iron.

Start.

a good rope, a strong young guy pulling, and a good chainsaw.

what else is there to know?

Had a half yard left over for a prone our bump and I’m loving it.

Keep this pic a secret.

I would never buy a head hanger Dodge but that would be as good a reason as any! lol

Dood.

Slumlord has a pic I sent him yesterday
Dude was about 15ft lower in the pic before he went higher.
He had a good climbing rig and used double waist ropes.


Dude looks like flea from the red hot chili peppers.
Climbing mofo!!!

Hahaha!!!

Be the perfect back yard with fist size rock and no grass.


My nirvana!!!

We have been doing exactly that also
Yesterday we hooked up 2 100 ft ropes to my trailer ball ( my truck is smaller in driveway maneuver) strung thru my fence
Had a throwing contest to hit a y crotch bout 25 ft up in a tree.
( I lost)
Got his front wedge cut started then did back straight drop cut
My colorado yanked that fugga down perfect in the path we wanted.

Where are all the red bozo the clown nose turret caps???

And blue tape???

And stickers???

And .99 walmart fashion disaster spray paint work.??

And paint pen marked " cool names"


LOL!!!

I didn't know you had the ball still on the bumper.

I need you to pull my scrap metal trailer to the crusher. You think that ball is rated for 7,000 lbs ? 😄😄

I filled all them water heaters with some pool sand, should bring a good payout on that load.

Buy ya a hamburger and a pack of smokes for your trouble.

I told you the last time.
Your my best friend

But I will never haul anything for you to Clacks junkyard ever again.

Fugging schittest junkyard on the planet.
Fugging punji stake central


I made it outta that place without a flat
( god knows how)

Never gonna be a 2nd time.



Hahaha!!!!

Fugging back up a trailer in world trade center ground zero debris...
Fugging bulldozer get a fugging flat driving in that place for gawds sake!!!

Nope ain't ever happening again

Well I'm not driving my truck down in that mofo. I had a windshield wiper arm puncture my tire down in there by the crusher.

Made $88 on that run.

Bought nana a 16 pack ot toilet paper for Christmas and a clifty farms country ham.

Ground zero WTC

That's a perfect description

I just laffed out loud, you fugker 😂😂😂

Well you better get some ancient alien levafuggingtating machine to haul your schit to Clacks ....

Homey dont play dat clacks junkyard game no more.....

I never tell you more than you need to know until we get to the destination.
Start giving you a roofie like Murdock did to BA Baracus.

Like the foodbank after breakfast at shoney,s stunt ya pulled.

Hahaha!!!!

13 trees for $425 ? Damn thats a bargain , hell of a deal . Now the dogs have 13 more stumps to pee on .

Sounds like Renegade has a batch of new friends. Slummy betta watch out!

I do my own, had a dead white oak by the house. Took a couple days to get it down, cleaned up, hauled to wood pile and burned!

I know it's an old thread, but can anyone share the number of those crackhead trimmers? I wouldn't mind them being crackheads for that price, lol.

PM user JohnBurns he has their number.

Howdooo Gus,
Long time no see .

Might check the date.

Wait, whut? You can do that?

I thought if it was on the front page it was current?

Hey fredIII, welcome back , how's it going?

Must have been high as fk

Never remember starting this thread

I've made between $60 and $1000 a day cutting trees over the years. Those $60 days were some tough ones, but back then $60 was about like $200 today.

Glad I caught the date on Rene50s post.

Or I'd look as silly as the guys above.


We need 50 back, and TravDeflark.
Place is boring anymore.

Speaking of being high.

I'd post a slow clap gif, but I don't want to be mistaken for JohnBurns.....

Deflave is not coming back. You have better luck playing the lotto.

I'm not sure you want crackheads to do the tree trimming for you. It's funny and all, but those guys sound exactly like a company that ruined a few houses while doing their job. No one good does trimming for that cheap.
I got a house in Oahu last year and I'm doing a lot of renovation on it. I also needed someone to trim the trees because no one had done it for years. The cheapest company I could find trimmed the wrong trees, and I sent them away the first day. After that, I hired Oahu Tree Trimming for that job. They sent someone to assess the situation first, and only after that did they start the trimming. The trees looked good after the job was finished, and nothing was damaged in the process.

Smokeables back then or were you on the gummies by then

I’ve never figured out why they’ve all got flat bills if I was seen in a dodge mine would be curved and pulled down over my face. 😂