Man I'm going to have to stream from the work laptop and use mine to drunkblog this. Help a brother out and have a (lot of) drink(s) and post witty banter. Don't have cable? Stream at cnn.com. Starts at 8 eastern tonight.

Tonight's lineup of fuqtards who can't find their own ass with 2 hands and a mirror:

Colorado Sen. Michael Bennet
Former Vice President Joe Biden
New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker
Former Housing and Urban Development Secretary Julian Castro
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio
Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard
New York Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand
California Sen. Kamala Harris
Washington Gov. Jay Inslee
Businessman Andrew Yang

Hopefully it's a better showing tonight than last night. The meme-verse was noticeably not dank this morning with anything resembling a decent amount of debate memes.* Obviously the Meme Team doesn't think there's a chance in hell any D from last night can beat Trump so why bother? But this will be entertaining tonight nonetheless.

Expect the fake black person (the half Indian, half Jamaican) to attack straight old white guy (Plugs Biden). Watch for Spartacus' head to explode. Inslee will harp about climate change, Castrated to harp about racism, your standard [bleep]. Expect CNN to not learn their lesson from last night: Candidates will be cut short, given 15 second rebuttals, not really allowed to debate, etc. And after all these debates talking about how old straight white rich people are the detriment of society, they'll nominate straight old white rich guy Joe Biden, who won't choose anyone that was on that stage last night or tonight to be VP of what won't ever become a presidency.







*What is a dank meme, you ask? Please go back down to the Savage Collectors forum and stay there.

Grabbing a shower beer. Going to seriously up my post count with this thread. Back at 8!!

The main event will be Creepy Uncle Joe vs The Fake Ni@@ress.

I’d love to see bug eyed Booker’s head explode on TV.

Woke off is an absolutely perfect description.

Alright, used my Duke Cannon bourbon soap to clean while I poundeed an Icehouse Edge tallboy in the shower. I'm sure I'll get into the bourbon 15 mins into this thing.

Perez on stage flapping his arms about how much the dimo controlled house has accomplished. Apparently they passed all these laws? Who knew? Hollerin more about accomplishments of the house.

"Old McConnell had a farm, E I E I O."

I'm not kidding... he said that.

I will watch it, just as I did last night. Fantastic to see these libs proposing costly, insane proposals that would destroy America.

Tonight Biden will get his revenge against that High Yellow gal from California.

I think these women pundits on right now all have wet panties about this.

It’s worth it for the pure entertainment value if nothing else.

Van Jones all in for Yang Gang. What happened to whitelash?

YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG


Tulsiiiiii looking hot in a white shirt on arrival. Hoping for nip slip shortly.

Anderson Pooper: (tries to sound smart, fails)

I've not heard one word of sense from these pundits in the last 10 minutes.

Can’t stand that smarmy little GAY POS Anderson Cooper 😡

Bigfish I commend you for your enthusiasm and witty banter.... unfortunately due to not having television I will be unable to add to the thread until afterwards.
I do enjoy reading about it though.
Carry on brother.......

One thing for sure, if this is as boring as last night Trump should forgo debates with whatever commie they nominate and hold rallies instead. AND publicly invite his opponent to his rallies to have a REAL debate.

www.cnn.com

If you can post on the 'fire, you can watch the debate. it's on the homepage.

It’s on like Donkey Kong

There’s not enough money to get me to watch those buffoons.

BullShit slinging pros.
Theses people live in a dream world. They want and need this power. Oh gee, such clowns.

Do these people think were not happy with the change were having from BHO.

Unless you have a life. 4pm here.

Oh boy here we go, it's going to take a full 25 minutes to introduce everyone again and go over the rules First fail of the night. Lots more to come.

Tulsi was on the screen, think I'm a little wet now. Have duct tape ready, honey!

Could Lemon be any gayer?

Kamala asks Biden if he's good, I think they were smoking dope in the green room.

I can already feel the puke boiling up in the back of my throat...🤣

Tulsiiiii!!! I'd hit it. White is her color. All over her face. O

Jeez, we're failing big again CNN. You have 10 candidates and 2.5 hours. Just read the participants list, the rules, say the pledge and get on with it. Don't need some bald man in a dress and heels to sing the anthem. Biden mouthing words to the anthem, everyone else looks nervous as fugg.

ROFL. The words to the anthem are on the teleprompter. No joke.

EDIT: Commercial?!?!?! No wonder CNN sucks. No candidate spoke yet and we're in a commercial. They should read the damn rules during the commercial. Audience don't need to know about rules the candidates won't follow anyways.

I think I might watch a baseball game. I'll see how it goes.

Deleyed listening. Relying on you guys to keep the faith...

I'm pulling for the asteroid.

You know that.

Pulling for Tulsi, but not to win.

Also worth reading: https://pjmedia.com/blog/liveblogevent/drunkblogging-the-second-democratic-debate-night-two/

Should have let the heckler have a full minute.

This must be a big thing $15.00 an hour. And more free stuff.
Tax the rich, so everyone can have some money in their pockets.

They need to work for it.

Bennett and Inslee have got a lock on it.

Hey! They can say they ran for The Office.

Who is this Bennett character? #lowenergy #classroomsnotcages #droppingouttomorrow

Inslee, my former state's governor: Apparently humanity will end if a D doesn't get into office and save America from climate change. I'd ask who this guy is, but I lived in WA. His ideas and those like him are why I left. He's excited.

Gillibrand: Women women women. Gay rights. She gets stuff done. "When are civil rights ever convenient?" I'd say all the time but hey, what do I know.

Tulsiiii: Needs to do porn. Apparently Trump isn't behaving like a patriot.

Me: Did we throw out the Bill of Rights? These asshats think so.

Tulsi: Still hot.

Hoolian (fake white latin accent): (he's not speaking in tongues... yet). Says lots of words. I didn't hear anything.

Yang: ME ME ME ME. I will give you a grand a month, it is a deeply American idea! I'm asian, I like math.

Kind of black Spartacus: Very offended by Trump's Baltimore comments. Were those chants BLACK LIVES MATTER??? I think that's what I heard.

Harris: (looks nervous) Platitudes. We must be the best of who we are. OK Melania. #bebest

Plugs Biden: This facelift is really tight. I'm not mocking Yang being Asian. Swear.

Let me explain it to y’all in one word, a gotdayuummuthafuckingshitshow!

CNN needs to get this audio feedback under control.

Harris: Free stuff/healthcare.

Biden next, CNN pitting them against each other. Biden comes out swinging at Kamala. Biden delivers knockout punch on her timeline.

Kamala: YOU'RE WRONG!!! (tries to play nice)

Biden: Another KO. Bitch won't stay down.

de Blasio: I don't know what these other 2 idiots are talking about. People hate their private insurance. Corporations are evil and corporationey.

Biden: Obamacare is working. WTF

They're all either stupid, or think America is.

Well, duh.

Gillibrand: (upset Tulsi is so hot) Hyperventilating. Call 911.

Kamala and Biden: FIREWORKS. Expect the bug guns to come out any minute. I don't know how long Kamala can keep it together.

Biden needs to keep talking over moderators. This is a weak look.

Spartacus: Trump is enjoying this debate more than anyone. The blind squirrel found a nut. A big one.

What was the heckler saying?

Inaudible

Tulsi is smokin’

Lol. I’m gonna have to tune in.

I need a commercial soon. Need to switch to the hard chit.

Tulsi: (getting hotter the more I drink, might not need duct tape for her mouth by the time this is over, plus it leaves another option open). I am hearing nothing she is saying. Whoever picked her outfit knocked it out of the park.

Kamala: Everyone else on this stage is WRONG!!! Especially Biden!!

Biden looks like a dog with his tail between his legs when Kamala is speaking about him. Smile man, or go over there and sniff her hair!

Bennett sounds like Forrest Gump.

... but slower.

Well, he has to speak slow. Otherwise the dems won't be able to keep up.

I'm busy googling "Michael Bennett"

Somehow this uninspiring human being managed to get into elected office on the national level. Says words, some make a little sense, most don't.

Hoolian: 40 minutes into the debate, they let him speak. Expect a drop out soon.

This night is all about Kamala and Biden.

Kamala: We need communism.

Just put the camera on Tulsi all night, you will have massive ratings CNN.

Bennett: Making some more sense about killing free market and taxing the chit out of America. Taxes bad.

Kamala: Stop with republican talking points. She watched fauchantas last night, obviously.

Inslee: [bleep] this [bleep]. I had enough of him before he got elected governor. Time for bourbon.

Fugginshitshow!

I'm enjoying the running commentary, bigfish.

Keep going..

DeBlasio is bloviating so I'm out.

A new Forged in Fire is getting ready to come on. Spoiler Alert: They make knives.

Or something like knives, anyway. They may or may not keel.

Bourbon secured, all is now well.

Commie NY mayor: Candidates are fear mongering about healthcare. Attacks Bennett.

They're attacking each other but it isn't personal... yet. Expect maybe a lower polling candidate to go after someone personally soon in an attempt to remain relevant.

Plugs Biden still squinting Yang, Yang is cool with it. Opens his eyes wide and brings #FIRE

Kamala wants to talk about math. n Ask the Asian guy. He likes math.

Biden’s got that “deer caught in the headlights look” already.

It’s truly fuggin scary that ignorant sob was a heartbeat away from being POTUS.

I noticed that. Like doll's eyes.

Suckers live in an alternate reality.

Biden is Michael Obama’s placeholder.

He doesn’t give a s h i t what they say about him, because he will drop out anyway.

I can’t look at that fugger now without laughing and thinking about Jeff Dunham’s ventriloquist dummy “Walter”

Biden wants to put insurance execs in prison. I am assuming for crimes. Yields to moderators again. Who prepped him for this? Weak look.

Hoolian: Speaking english: Open borders is a right wing talking point. He also watched fauchantas last night. Expect more talking about these mysterious right wing talking points. Ho! There it is, latin accent on "Guatemala."

Some guy from CO whose name isn't Hickenloooper: Lots more words, wants border security.

Kamala: "With all due respect." Uh oh. Says "Hooliahn" Talks over moderators, won't STFU, still going. Typical female.

Dude from CO: Low energy, waves hands like Bernie.

Gillibrand: More women talk. Clearly has no clue. "No president before president Trump enforced the law the way Trump is enforcing it." Okayyyyy

Biden: Still mocking Yang. Are facelifts reversible? This is really racist.

WOW: Left wing nut job protesters interrupting left wing nut job debate. This is CNN.

Biden: "Flood the zone."

Me: Thinking about Tulsi's flooding zone.

Hoolian: Biden has not learned the lessons of the past.

WOW: Biden and Hoolian have the EXACT same hairdo. One is made with hair from their ass.

Biden brings the fire. If he sniffs Tulsi's hair I'm gonna freak.

#Dumphucqkedtuderampant.

Tulsi (do I need to remind you she's hot?): Something about leadership, secure borders, lots of asylum, LEGAL immigration.

Guy who likes math and is Asian: Where were you when Kamala wanted maths? Immigrants are scapegoated. Fails to mention republican talking points for some reason. Big miss.

Spartacus: Is his head growing before my eyes? Oh, that's my little head, #Tulsi Detention facilities are awful, people in cages, fails to mention all his fellow black Americans legally locked in cages in prison.

Biden: We need more people in this country. Please no. And hand raising, CNN frowns on that.

Commie from WA: White nationalist in the white house. Wants more Syrian refugees. Says he's ready for 2020.

Commie from NYC: Wow, I just noticed his beak. Didn't hear a word.

Like you're surprised?

Biden: words

Empress hottness: Very hot. Not hearing a word. "I have solutions, details at 11."

NYC Commie: Attacks Biden.

Biden: Tucks tail between legs, won't take a position. He's playing the long game, he knows he's gonna get the nomination. He's avoiding going on record for crazy ideas.

Spartacus: Some countries are chithole countries. WAIT?!?!? Trump was right?

Gillibrand: Caught off guard. Trump personally killed kids. Tries to take the high road.

Commercial. Time for more booze. I think I'll bring the bottle in the office. And a pee bottle. This is too good to miss.

Biden is so dumb.

Just tuned in sat radio . What's Gaby wearing again?

Biden doesn’t skirt well..

Absolutely pricess......................ROFLMAO

MM

One things for sure. Biden is getting his ass handed to him.
He’s GOT to be the dumbest mofo that EVER served as a VP. Ever.

Absolutely priceless.....................ROFLMAO

MM

Damn Biden!

Yep

Even the jiggibu is running over him.

What’s funny is they’re cutting the throat of their best chance.

We’d pics of tulsi in the wet white shirt and vid of jigglybrand doing shots

Said everyone, including Obama. It's why he was selected as VP. Old, with white skin. A placeholder. Now he's the hero.

Tulsi has been weak tonight. Ideas, not substance. Which is good, because she could be a real threat. Looks, military service, relatively moderate for a communist.

Aaaand we're back. Criminal justice.

Biden at bat: Attacks Spartacus. Spartacus looks freaked. Biden thinks we need rehab not prisons. Public housing for criminals. Break the law, .gov pays your mortgage. He's weak, giving up on his explanation.

Spartacus: We're locking people up, not lifting them up. BECAUSE THEY BROKE THE FUGGIN LAW. Attacks Biden. #marijuanajustice (wut?)

Biden: Attacks Spartacus. Spartacus has devilish smile, ready for kill shot I guess.

Booker: Tries to deliver KO.

Biden: Taken Spartacus' knife and drives it into the heart of Booker's campaign.

Booker: Something about Kool Aid. I thought he grew up on purple drank, you know, because he's black. I think Booker is really white. Call me a raycis!

Hoolian: Still in English.

Inslee wants a turn: Thinks he has criminal justice reform in WA. I lived there for 11 years. I assure you he fugged that state up good. My non-member friends are reading this thread from WA. Whatup dudes. Cheers. Move to WI.

Now we're talking about chokeholds. DRINK!!

Oh chit. CNN attacks de Blasio about Eric Garner. Stick a fork in him. He's done.

"You drank the Koolaid but don't know the flavor."

I laughed. Well done, Spartacus.

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Absolutely nothing (in my mind).




It's stunning. He doesn't even know. It's great.

Asian who likes math: Beat Donald Trump. What a waste of your time to say that. Concerned about money, but wants to give it away.

Gillibrand: $$ says something about women. Looks like she's going to cry about Eric Garner. Attacks de Blasio.

Back to Jamaica/India: Harris asked about busing again. Expect fireworks.

Yah, good one.

Need fresh, clean drawers.

Jamaica still talking but let's focus on...

Biden is trying so hard.... Poor old doosh.

Kamala gonna take her shoe off and beat that old white man over the head with it before it's done.

Tulsi just punched Harris in the gut...🤣

He is the sacrificial old white guy.

Smoke and mirrors

Biden: Goes for kill shot on Jamaican on race issues. This is one of his big weapons, focus on her history ad CA A.G.

This bourbon is supposed to be 86 proof. Think I got gypped.

Harris attacks Biden's senate record and won't STFU again.

Tulsi is still hot. Bring substance, sweetness. And she is bringing it! Attacking Harris' record as CA A.G. from a racial standpoint, for locking up potheads and smoking pot herself. Ouch. Kamala is done unless she can fight back, but now the left has heard what the right knew all along. Won't STFU again. Sucks for her husband. #legalizeit

Tulsi: Twists knife in Harris' chest.

Harris: Weak comeback. Crowd was loving Tulsi (not good for us). Finally STFU on cue.

Bennett: Uninspiring. This guy is so boring.

Michael Bennet wants to bus white kids to black schools and get them stabbed.

Just back from five wonderful days camping outside St. Regis Montana. Zero interest in the dem debate...

Andrew Yang is talking up taking care of the black folks as if he doesn't know that *we* know that the Chinese are more disgusted with blacks than anybody.

Gabbard's winning on the Drudge poll. Personally I think it might be skewed because of her looks.

Thanks Sam.

DemoRats main message or talking point tonight:

President Trump is a RACIST!

That’s all they’re got.

Like I said last night, Trump’s got this.

I truly don’t think ANYBODY on that stage can beat Trump.

Gillibrand understands white privilege.

Inslee us such a nutjob...🤣

Inslee: I'm white, let's talk race. I'm also old and straight. Vote for me, woketards.



Hoping she takes a lot more off than a shoe. Recording just in case.

Inslee still talking. Why? Go back to Seattle.

Asian who might LOVE math: I created jobs. OK, you have at least one qualification to be president. You just beat out everyone else. Talks about MLK. Wants to give you "free" money. The government is in the business of making profits?

Hoolian: ME ME ME ME. I did stuff. Good things. Rent is going through the roof.

Gillibrand: Caught off guard a little. Institutional racism. Systemic racism. I'm white. I can talk to white women in the suburbs about #whitepriv. Whiteness protects you from being shot. Let test this with my G19. This is a good idea right? I'll try my right hand first. I'm a lefty...

Inslee: A pile of molten aluminum. HUH? We need to act now. Climate change.

Can we talk about cow farts for a minute? No one is mentioning cow farts. I ate a burger for dinner. It was delicious. Thank you Big Guys in Hartford. You make a helluva burger on the cheap.

Who the hell in Washington State voted for that dumb fugger that's their Governor?

He's got a look about him that says, "Couldn't read See Dick Run" until I was in 8th grade.

All the drugged out dopers in SEATTLE.

Biden: Finally grows a pair and talks over moderators.

Asian guy who likes math (tired of typing this, now Ying/Yang): We're 10 years too late on Climate Change. We need to move people to higher ground. Yeah, the seas have been rising so much NYC is underwater.

Inslee: Here comes the green new deal.

Biden: Charging stations. All electric vehicles. 2030. New jobs. Fossil fuels bad. Walk and chew gum. Work it out.

I just worked one out to the Tulsi pic. Thanks mtnboomer.

Harris is out I think.

Gillibrand should be in a padded room...🤣

The eastern 2/3 of the state really wants to know. Kamala won't STFU again.

Gillibrand: Clorox the oval office. Pink is not her color. Consult Tulsi's wardrobe people.

DRINK!!!

Gillibrand talks about JFK, who is rolling in his grave. Wants a green energy race with China. She was smoking dope in the green room with Harris/Biden.

Tulsi wants no part of the green new deal. STOP THE PRESSES!!!

I think Corey Booker's right eyeball has rolled off center another 2mm since the last debate.

He looks like a black Marty Feldman.

Told you. She was always going to get killed by her history as A.G. of CA.

First lighthearted moment, Booker and Inslee share a laugh. Booker back to Spartacus. "Supplimated." Hope that's in Urban Dictionary within the hour so I can find out what it means.

Give him Hillary's prism glasses.

de Blasio: We have ended lead. There's a lead crisis. I agree, I need to re-up on a bunch of bullets in .24 and .30 cal. After the debate.

Hoolian: I was Secretary of HUD during Flint. Well, you fooked up.

I need a drink. @CNN, can we get a commercial break?

Bigfish, you are cracking me up.
These people are nucking futz.

Biden sucked Barack....

Booker just blamed Hillary's loss on black voter suppression...🤣

Biden is attacked by moderators.

Biden: I kept us out of a depression. I saved GM. I helped Detroit get out of bankruptcy and back on its feet. You failed miserably.

Gillibrand: I already beat president Trump. CONGRATULATIONS honey. Make me a sammich. A Trump steak sandwich.

Ying/Yang: Looks serious. Oh, he's building a coalition. Of people who will eventually vote for Biden is my bet.

Also, this drunkblogging is a public service. Please send bourbon to Slinger, WI Police Department, c/o bigfish9684. Thanks. No cheap chit.

Tuuullllsssiiii: Even hotter now. Says "Frint"!?!?! Is she drunk? I might be.

Spartacus: Russians were targeting suppression of black voters (except Kamala, she's not African American). I want what he's smoking. I though all the good dope came from the west coast. NJ grows good chit, apparently.

Harris: Fugg this I'm getting a drink. (-me)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I

Bing the bottle back with you Bigfish.

And right as I get up to get a drink, CNN cuts to commercial. Someone at CNN also needed a drink. Harris is floundering. Biden is staying the course. The rest of these people are totally irrelevant. Except for Tulsi. I'd still bang her. But at this point I might need a Viagra. Who am I kidding? Thing still works like it when I was 15. Tulsi is missing out.

And The RUSSIANS 😳

I’m predicting the new Demotards front runner after tonight will be............ Crazy Bernie! 🤪

Kamala And Creepy Uncle Joe are done.

Let’s hope like Hell the Hawaiian ain’t the DemoRat nominee.
She’s the only one with maybe half a brain. And women will vote for he cause she’s “cute”.

Like I said. Trump’s got this.

Hoolian got called Castro by CNN. Castro: he has nothing.



I am cracking my self up. I am getting hammered. Typing is getting harder, like my manhood because Tulsi is back on screen.

Tulsi: I am Hillary 2.0. Let's not pretend, I will be Hillary, but hot. "Protections." I ain't using no protections with you. All over your face, no chance of demented commie kids.

Biden on TPP: He'd renegotiate. Harsh on China, considering China gave his kid $1B. Says TTP not TPP. Waves hands.

de Blasio looks serious. He better get serious. He's nationally irrelevant. Biden looks confused (moreso than normal).

Biden: COMPLETE WHIFF.

Dear Lord, Did Kamala Harris just claim Soybeans are rotting in the field because Trump hasn't kept promises to farmers... I finally understand why they talk about climate change non-stop. They actually think the president has a remote for the weather.

PS. White is a good look BigFish.

Aside from the Bernie prediction, spot on. Bernie does not have a chance. Only because he can't explain how he can pay for anything. Any liberal with any lick of sense will tell you the guy can't explain how he's going to pay to give literally everything away.

Ying/Yang: Give away money. Someone's money. $1k/month. For everyone. I have no way to pay for this.

Harris: She passed the equal pay act. Year of our lord. Suddenly religious. Counts to one using her thumb. Is that the Indian side or the Jamaican side? It ain't the American side.

Gillibrand off guard again. She's done.

And a serious question. Did Harris just quote wage gaps from 1981? or did I mishear that?

Straight white males agree, even if she is batchit crazy. It's all about the pull out with nutters like her.

Biden attacked for "sexism" by Gillibrand, has no comeback. Dude, just go sniff her hair. It'll shut her up.

Trump would absolutely DESTROY Biden in a one on one debate.

He can’t even debate the lightweights on this fugged up stage.

I bet the Halfican kept him locked in a closet for most of his term.

He was the best damn insurance policy Obama had.

NOBODY shot the Halfican because they didn’t want that Fuqking idiot in charge. 🤪

Democrat candidate #1: I'm for the homos!

Democrat candidate #2: I'm for the culud people!

Democrat candidate #3: Viva La Mexico!

Democrat candidate #4: I'm for the women!

Democrat candidate #5: Kill de white man!

I'm 12oz of bourbon deep. Things are falling apart (for me, it's a public service to all of you). I don't know because I didn't hear. It's pile on Biden's past time. Concerted effort. This was planned ahead of time.

Biden on defense. No one landing any KO blows. He's been well prepped on this subject. Now on to Inslee, who changes the subject. At least I think, my brain has been conditioned to ignore him, especially when drunmk. Typinhg is getting harder.

Only reason Crazy Bernie will get the Nomination is because he’s there best chance at beating Trump now.

All the crazed DemoRats will vote for him before any of the candidates from tonight or last night besides for Biden.

And Biden proved tonight he’s to Fuqking stupid to be President. Much less debate Trump. Or ANYBODY.

So the way I see it, Crazy Bernie is all they’ve got left.

Never found myself fantasizing about a presidential candidate. Damn you Tulsi!

Is Tulsi 100% certain she's a dim? She's too [bleep] attractive to be a Dem.

Put a fork in Biden.

Tulsi, my pants can't contain this. Please do porn. Please drop out. And into my lap. Your hoop earrings are not beg enough to fit your ankles in. Please fix.

Asian math guy on Iran: De-escalate with Iran. Uh... duh. Timelines don't make sense. End forever wars. Write me that check and I'll vote for you. After it is cashed.

Inslee: Dude is a total idiot. Go home to Olympia and sulk in your mansion.

Hoolian: Oh nope, wrong camera, we're on Biden: Shock and awe. President, president, I was VP and I did things. Including bring our troops home, but they're still overseas. Now Gabbard:

Gabbard: Biden lied to us and we didn't go home like Biden said. Patriotic things. Boobs. Boobs are patriotic, right mtnbooomer? Think she shaves the bush? She's from HI, I bet so. #Brazilian

Did that keep 0 from being prez? No. Bernie is done.

There's enough of em. Now Booker on impeach the MFer.

Tulsi just said that Trump supports Al Qaeda....🤣

Ok. I vote for Gabi. Says lil'Boomer....

No, he isn't. He's the only well known (nationally) commie moderate. They're now all MUELLER MUELLER MUELLER. After missing it (thanks CNN) last night and taking it in the shorts for missing it.

Watched the middle hour. Wow couldn’t take anymore. They should just start chanting free Schitt. It will get them the votes. Ed k

Thanks for the commentary, bigfish.

My take:
CNN had the knives out for Biden tonight.
CNN did everything to promote Kamala
Kamala come across as an angry beotch

Tulsi won. She reminds me of Maryanne on Gilligan's Island.

Still have duct tape on hand. Would make her sore for days. Something about cow farts here.

#queef

Look it up. Y'all done it to some broad.

TIME magazine will name Kamala as "Man of the Year",.....have her on the cover wearing a strap on.

Yes but...

She has no substance on half or more issues. Biden is still the one at this time. That could change. Commercial, need drink.

Kamala is what happens when a woman screws her way up....

I'm fugcking hammered. Can I get a hoo-rah?

This Guy^^^ probably beating more meat than rocky balboa when Palin ran as VP.

Tulsa definitely came across as the smartest of the candidates on that stage. And the least batschitt crazy.

But that ain’t saying much considering the idiots she faced on stage tonight.

He's gonna lose 6 to 10 points in the next polls. He may stick around for a while, but given his performance tonight he won't be center stage in the next debate.

Yep.

Biden is a poster child for late term abortions.

dumb Blasio: Tax the hell out of the walthy!! Shakes right fist. Put it in Gabbard, please, shake vigorously, on live TV. See if she squirts. Make this last 3 hours worth it. I quit.

Guy from CO: Still boring. Yawn. Drop out. Check out my website.

Inslee: We're not too late, we have one last chance. More words. I am confused about his priorities. I think he likes men. Standing on our legs. Look at my website. No anthone weiner pics. promise. #climatechage. #morals.

Gillibrand: Trump=evil. Trump=racist. Trump=bad. Orange man bad. I have experience. I can beat Trump. I will make him a ham sammich, for your family. My place is in the kitchen. I won it twice and never loist an election since. Bitch, make me a sammich, the salad in the fridge sounds disgusting.

Tulsi at her hottest this evening: SHOW YER TITTIES!! (Seriously, you will win in 2020 if you do this). Hawai. Eeee. Hawai. Eeee. Change into a bikini. Or just strip down.

Hoolian: I hear mush.

I'm happy to be proven wrong.

Asian: Not wearing a tie, wants you to know. In case you're blind. Don't care about my neckware. I'm not a liberal, Im a centrist.

Booker: HEAD EXPLODES!!!!Q!!! Someone called on him. Why? I dunno. LOOK AT MY RECORD IN NEWARK. *looks* You suck ass, dude.

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I liked it when they all agreed that overall cost of health care was too high and the cost would drop dramatically if the government took over. Same services by the same people but government would manage it all for huge savings. Now when did government management ever promote economic efficiency?

LOL. Nope. 2008 was a pathetic shame.

Harris is one phoney bitch.

Booker: We have things in common..Hochs website. ?!?!?!!?

Harris: I am a champion! I smoked weed (and locked people up for same).

She's done. I think Biden is the chosen one. I( could be wrong. It' happened once. Fish out.

PS, drinks to Slinger PD. They know how to send to me (not really). But I know where to pickup!!!

Biden warns about 8 more years of Trump. Dumbass.

Is Shotgun Joe not aware of term limits?

He’s not that fuggin smart. You give him too much credit. 😜

What a chit show, they all went full retard.

Fugg all of you, I am going to bed but not before praying I can make it to work tomorrow morning. Please pray for me (joking, I be fine)

Funny how the subject of guns and the second amendment were never discussed...🤔

Harris will be there at the end.

Cause they’re LOSING BIGGLY. 😁

Celebrating our 20th anniversary today with a bottle of champagne. I tried to get my wife to play the "Take a drink game",...as in, "Take a drink everytime a Communist candidate says 'It's fo 'da chowdren' when discussing opening up the border.

She wouldn't play.

I’ve said that all along. Until tonight. She came across as Hillary 2.0 I think she’s fugged now.

These A$$ Clowns really think they have what it takes to run this country.

Window lickers!

"We've gots ta open up da bowdah! It's foe 'da chowdren".

Lol

Yep. Surfer scary that Biden was only a heart beat away.

Bernie and Warren?

No way In hell it’ll be two white’s.

Biden the dumbest VP ever? Dumber than Dan Quayle? Ya think Creepy Joe can spell potato and get it right every time? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Trump won again tonight.

And Obama lost.

BIGGLY!

Biden looks just like “Walter” Dead ringer for him.

Thanks guys for the break down. I watched none of it other than that video link to see what had Fish hanging his Gills out with Tulsi.

Seriously appreciate not having to watch it for a break down.

What's the big deal with Flint, Michigan?

The Communist candidates keep talking about it. It's a schitty city with schitty water and it's 53% black. They already *own* Flint, Michigan and nobody except the residents of Flint, Michigan givva damn about Flint, Michigan.

Cause Trump won Michigan in 2016.

Buggeyed Booker said Trump and the Russians “suppressed” the groid voters there.

Po negras be discriminated cause the ballot be written?

Your play by play was the funniest schitt EVER! You need to dirnk and post commentary at EVERY debate! Thanks for the laughs!

+1 very good job Bigfish…..

It's a two-fer oportunity, environmental racism. Po nïggrahs and bad water. Two things white people don't care about.

Ain't enough money locally to fix that water system so it supposed to be everyone else's problem too. And since the debates are in Mich, why not lick a little negro ass while ya can?