What?

One of those moments when you want to send your stunt double in...

Don’t have one of those critters. The dogs treat me better than the x did.

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Wifey says that to me all the time!

Hahaha!

I had to share that one. My wife rolls her eyes all the time when I suddenly realize she has been talking to me and I look up and say "what?"

Wife learned many decades ago that if I wasn't looking directly at her 80% chance Im dreaming about either sex or eating and drinking or maybe all three at once.

Even then If I am looking at her Im mostly like thinking about sex and what shes making for dinner.

More truth than fiction there.

"My wife left me because she said I didn't listen or some sh1t like that."

Women are "multi-channel" communicators. They can comprehend at least three "inputs" at a time, while simultaneously talking about a fourth. They cannot and will not understand that men are "one channel" limited. If we are listening to (for example) a TV, or thinking about something, we cannot comprehend anything else until we "change channels".

When my wife suddenly starts talking to me, I always and invariably miss at least the first few words until I can change channels to tune her in. No matter how many times this happens, she is always shocked that I have to ask her "What?"

No. I don't dress like that.

I always listen to her. But, she'll start in the middle of her story & expect me to figure the rest out. Then, she gets her panties in a wad when I point that out to her.

Mine does that sometimes and I ALWAYS point it out. Turns out women don't like that either. lol

That is not what is normally meant by "three input woman".

I'll listen if the conversation is interesting.

My wife thinks I m deaf,I really have no clue she s been talking to me.I ve become so adept at tuneing her out she thinks I need a hearing aid.