Or crabs?

Perforated gut?

Blocked bowel?

Are these our only options? I'd prefer to win the lotto, is that a thing?

Bleck baby or grandchild?

Hemorrhoids?

Ass whooping?

Root canal?

Shorter dick? Djs, gayghost and Leroy need not respond.

Wabigoon's threads?

Nookey. Djs, gayghost, laroy need to answer.

I'm wabi.

Scabies? (7 year itch).

IRS audit?

Of mentioned thus far, I’m going with crabs. Lil seven dust. Gtg

Flat tire.

Gas?

How'd I do?

80 to go.

For today.

Ha. For those who dont remember.

My East Texas dead shot deer, duck and squirrel killing uncle who played monster man for the Army football team long ago before being sent to Korea where he lost the good use of his right shooting eye (and later became a dead shot lefty) told us cousins and our dads and uncles around a winter hunt campfire one night years ago in the piney woods of East Texas about his bout with a case of crabs that attacked his privates when he was a private shooting spooks overseas in the Korean conflict that he successfully treated by pulling out the front of his pants behind a tent one night and dumping half a can of DDT into his drawers which he said made short work of the miscreants and provided lasting real relief from the irritating situation. I often wondered if that didnt possibly result in some of his old age ailments and idiosyncrasies.

He also told of "an aquaintance" who had to transport several of the captured enemy many miles to the rear for imprisonment after fighting a couple of days with no sleep and of fighting drifting off to sleep on the road one night and noticing the prisoners giving giving each other knowing looks after a long travel and then of having his rifle give off several well placed rounds which allowed his "friend" to get several hours of well deserved sleep.

From the right gal.......Sure!

This must qualify at one of the most moronic threads I've come across on the campfire.

Ha. Glad you specified, Paul.

+1

Coal oil douche is good for the crabs.



Bad for the gonads!

A guy told me to put a piece of tape over your ass hole, hold your dickhead in your hand, and spray the area with Raid. Wait for it to start burning, and jump in the shower. Repeat if necessary. Not sure if it works, but it sounds good.

I sure could use a set of hearing “aides”! memtb

How about some hemorrhoids

Got'em. Does that let me off the hook for the rest of this stuff?