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Posted By: 5sdad How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19

You: "I prefer mangoes to oranges."

Response: "So basically what you're (only it would your) saying is that you hate oranges? You also failed to mention pineapples, bananas, and grapefruit. Educate yourself."
Posted By: RJL53 Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Pretty much.
Posted By: ironbender Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
What if the mangoes aren’t ripe?
Posted By: mtnsnake Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Mangoes won't grow in Alaska.
Posted By: Paul39 Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
I seen some mangoes.
Posted By: APDDSN0864 Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
That's racist...


Ed
Posted By: kellory Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
It's a lot like an old folks home:
"My it's windy today"
"It ain't Wednesday, it's Thursday. "
" I'm thirsty too, let's head down to the bar...."
Posted By: RufusG Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Real Americans eat oranges, mango is from some phaggy country like France.
Posted By: Higginez Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Me: I'd like to read this thread on mangoes.

Click: Here, start with the last post on page eight.
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
What if the mangoes aren’t ripe?


Then you make Thai beef salad, with green mango slaw !

Dude, get with it !
Posted By: Rooster7 Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
I like Stihl Mangoes
Posted By: kellory Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by Rooster7
I like Stihl Mangoes

Those are gay.
Posted By: 280shooter Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
I have no experience with mangoes or oranges, but still have a very strong opinion about them.
Posted By: Rooster7 Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by kellory
Originally Posted by Rooster7
I like Stihl Mangoes

Those are gay.


6.5 mangoes?
Posted By: JSTUART Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19

Fair enough, but I think you are all nuts.

Well, most of you...except the couple of fruits that turn up now and then.
Originally Posted by 5sdad

You: "I prefer mangoes to oranges."

Response: "So basically what you're (only it would your) saying is that you hate oranges? You also failed to mention pineapples, bananas, and grapefruit. Educate yourself."

I like oranges. So what your really saying is that I'm a phucquing dum ass for liking oranges, 'cause everything is always about ME.

Insert adamant and badly spelled homosexual and bestiality slurs about you here...
Posted By: Higginez Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Pass the mangoes and hold the fluff......(hint)
Posted By: mathman Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
If you do-nothing mango phaggs would pry your chuntz off the couch and try a papaya ....
Posted By: Rock Chuck Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Her butt looks like a nice pair of mangoes.
Posted By: 19352012 Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Mangoes are fine for some, I don't really care for them. But nothing is more fun than letting a know it all try a piece of your unripe persimmon.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
So, I heard Leupold is getting into the fruit distribution game.

Potlandia type loves them some fruit and stuff............big money there.

Gonna put a gold ring on the waxed fruit boxes they are.

Geno
Posted By: Valsdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by 19352012
Mangoes are fine for some, I don't really care for them. But nothing is more fun than letting a know it all try a piece of your unripe persimmon.


Stay on topic, we don't want to hear about persimmons.

Geno
Posted By: AKwolverine Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Her butt looks like a nice pair of mangoes.

Thread is worthless without pics ...
Posted By: hanco Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
I like oranges!!!
Posted By: poboy Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Adding an "e" to mangos just wastes bandwidth.
Posted By: AKwolverine Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Soros supports oranges.
Posted By: papat Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
A 280 orange is better than a 270 mango
Posted By: Valsdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by AKwolverine
Soros supports oranges.


Then using campfire logic, because The Donald's hair and skin are orange, Trump supports Soros.........

Or vice versa?

I knew it was all a deep state plot.

Q failed us again.

Geno
Posted By: wabigoon Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Why would anyone like mangos when we have perfectly good apples right here in the good old USA!
Posted By: 16bore Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Mangos suck and I’ve had all T-shirt’s.
Posted By: POKERFACE6 Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Well, ain't that a peach of an idea.
Posted By: wabigoon Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
What's a thread without a video, or two? Not that anyone ever watches videos posted here.
Posted By: Tracks Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
I don't get it...Man goes where?
Damn confusing post.
Posted By: wabigoon Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
To the OP, THERE IS a FOOD SECTION!
Posted By: JSTUART Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by Tracks
I don't get it...Man goes where?
Damn confusing post.



To a higher plain, it is an evolution thing so you may not understand it.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Not sure about mangoes (mangos for those so inclined) but

Ain't that a peach?



Geno
Posted By: wabigoon Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Are mangos on the 'fire boycott list? Or is it pomegranates? Let's be safe, and boycott both.
Posted By: KFWA Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by Higbean
Me: I'd like to read this thread on mangoes.

Click: Here, start with the last post on page eight.



true...LOL
Posted By: RickyD Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
So the Campfire is just a lotta fruits, huh?!? Some of them fluffy? I wonder what the DU has goin' on................ grin
Posted By: 5sdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by Rooster7
I like Stihl Mangoes


Those are Stihl Magnolias.
Posted By: JSTUART Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by 5sdad
Originally Posted by Rooster7
I like Stihl Mangoes


Those are Stihl Magnolias.


Great...now all the weed experts are going to chime in.
Posted By: ironbender Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Her butt looks like a nice pair of mangoes.


You're on the wrong side/end for mangoes.

Now, *THESE* are mangoes!


[Linked Image]
Posted By: Sitka deer Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
The BC of bananas is best for shooting around corners...
Posted By: JSTUART Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Her butt looks like a nice pair of mangoes.


You're on the wrong side/end for mangoes.

Now, *THESE* are mangoes!


[Linked Image]


Pretty sure those are watermelons.
Posted By: Sitka deer Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Her butt looks like a nice pair of mangoes.


You're on the wrong side/end for mangoes.

Now, *THESE* are mangoes!


[Linked Image]

Oh my!

I missed the Mango Maddy sign at first...
Posted By: ironbender Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Originally Posted by ironbender
What if the mangoes aren’t ripe?


Then you make Thai beef salad, with green mango slaw !

Dude, get with it !

That was very helpful. Thank you.

Now, GFY.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by RickyD
So the Campfire is just a lotta fruits, huh?!? Some of them fluffy? I wonder what the DU has goin' on................ grin



Why are you bringing Ducks Unlimited into the discussion.

This thread is about fruit.................not fowl.

I think it's nearly a vegan thread, so ducks will really offend someone here.....


Unless perhaps we're talkin' Duck al'orange. wink

Geno
Posted By: Sitka deer Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Her butt looks like a nice pair of mangoes.


You're on the wrong side/end for mangoes.

Now, *THESE* are mangoes!


[Linked Image]


Pretty sure those are watermelons.

With the stems left on?
Posted By: Valsdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Her butt looks like a nice pair of mangoes.


You're on the wrong side/end for mangoes.

Now, *THESE* are mangoes!


[Linked Image]

Oh my!

I missed the Mango Maddy sign at first...


There's a sign?

Geno
Posted By: ironbender Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Her butt looks like a nice pair of mangoes.


You're on the wrong side/end for mangoes.

Now, *THESE* are mangoes!


[Linked Image]


Pretty sure those are watermelons.

With the stems left on?

Dude...that's the flower end. That's where one gently presses their thumb to test for ripeness.
Posted By: Sitka deer Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Their thumb or my thumb?
Posted By: Barkoff Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by 5sdad

You: "I prefer mangoes to oranges."

Response: "So basically what you're (only it would your) saying is that you hate oranges? You also failed to mention pineapples, bananas, and grapefruit. Educate yourself."


Queers eat Mangos, and I’m tired you you shoving your homo lifestyle in my face!
Posted By: P_Weed Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Only a few of us dare go where no man goes.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Her butt looks like a nice pair of mangoes.


You're on the wrong side/end for mangoes.

Now, *THESE* are mangoes!


[Linked Image]


Pretty sure those are watermelons.

With the stems left on?

Dude...that's the flower end. That's where one gently presses their thumb to test for ripeness.



Look ripe enough to me.

But looks are deceiving, so I better squeeze 'em to make sure.

Geno
Posted By: 5sdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
The BC of bananas is best for shooting around corners...


Bananas cause Peroni's syndrome.
Posted By: ironbender Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
Their thumb or my thumb?

Your thumb.
Posted By: stxhunter Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
love mango's
Posted By: HuntnShoot Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
There's NO WAY that oranges work. If you don't eat mangoes, you're totally unethical.
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by 5sdad
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
The BC of bananas is best for shooting around corners...


Bananas cause Peroni's syndrome.


I thought bananas were good for cramps ?
Posted By: Dillonbuck Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
If you just buy a Toyota, your problems will be over.
Posted By: sse Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Posted By: 5sdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by P_Weed
Only a few of us dare go where no man goes.


That's actually very good.
Posted By: 4winds Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Blue tape works best on the end of mangos.
Posted By: 4winds Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Do you prefer wood crates or plastic for your mangos?
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by 4winds
Do you prefer wood crates or plastic for your mangos?


Well, duh !

I always keep my mushrooms in brown paper bags.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
As The Campfire Turns...
Posted By: Valsdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Originally Posted by 4winds
Do you prefer wood crates or plastic for your mangos?


Well, duh !

I always keep my mushrooms in brown paper bags.


Of course, you cook them in properly seasoned cast iron..............

vintage CI ....


No Doubt. wink


Geno
Posted By: Valsdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
As The Campfire Turns...


Don't you have some mango tree or orange tree removal to catch up on?

Geno
Posted By: jaguartx Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by 5sdad

You: "I prefer mangoes to oranges."

Response: "So basically what you're (only it would your) saying is that you hate oranges? You also failed to mention pineapples, bananas, and grapefruit. Educate yourself."


What's wrong with peaches? Did you know tomatoes are a fruit?
Posted By: jaguartx Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by JSTUART

Fair enough, but I think you are all nuts.

Well, most of you...except the couple of fruits that turn up now and then.


That's pretty good, JS, but it's still weird thinking.
Posted By: wabigoon Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
I will say, this thread did not have turn south, it started south of Antarctica, and somehow managed to get further south.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by papat
A 280 orange is better than a 270 mango


Only 280 lovers are dumb enough to pay that for an orange, and then they are even proud of it.
Posted By: HuntnShoot Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Man, you guys are all full of it!!! Until you've worked on a fruit plantation, you just don't know how it is! Old farts, sitting back, snacking, not a care for what it's like if you actually have to pick that fruit!!
Posted By: jaguartx Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Her butt looks like a nice pair of mangoes.


You're on the wrong side/end for mangoes.

Now, *THESE* are mangoes!


[Linked Image]


If you give them lots of licking and sucking, it gets her ready to do some









chewing on your banana.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Originally Posted by 5sdad
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
The BC of bananas is best for shooting around corners...


Bananas cause Peroni's syndrome.


I thought bananas were good for cramps ?


You're thinking prunes.
Posted By: stxhunter Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
high jack

Posted By: Dillonbuck Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
[Linked Image]


For when you can't lift your vintage cast iron
Posted By: Valsdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
That jack would work better if it where made by Stihl and was painted mango colored instead of red.

Geno
Posted By: nighthawk Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/20/19
And why do mangoes have big hairy pits and can evolution explain it. And speaking of hairy pits should French women be forced to shave. Or is that some sort of sharia thing that the squad is trying to force on American women.

[Obligatory gross hairy pit picture goes here but I won't do that.]
Posted By: Dillonbuck Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/21/19
Originally Posted by nighthawk
And why do mangoes have big hairy pits and can evolution explain it. And speaking of hairy pits should French women be forced to shave. Or is that some sort of sharia thing that the squad is trying to force on American women.

[Obligatory gross hairy pit picture goes here but I won't do that.]



HEY EVERYONE, NIGHTHAWK IS ANTI-FUR!

An F'n Yankee liberal from Lugash.

He's a friend of the longhaired hippy type pinko [bleep],
I bet he's even got a commie flag
Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage!
Posted By: JSTUART Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/21/19
Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Originally Posted by nighthawk
And why do mangoes have big hairy pits and can evolution explain it. And speaking of hairy pits should French women be forced to shave. Or is that some sort of sharia thing that the squad is trying to force on American women.

[Obligatory gross hairy pit picture goes here but I won't do that.]



HEY EVERYONE, NIGHTHAWK IS ANTI-FUR!

An F'n Yankee liberal from Lugash.

He's a friend of the longhaired hippy type pinko [bleep],
I bet he's even got a commie flag
Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage!



Anti-fur...hmmm, does that mean he is a peter member?
Posted By: MikeL2 Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/21/19
Originally Posted by 5sdad
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
The BC of bananas is best for shooting around corners...


Bananas cause Peroni's syndrome.

And who is Peroni anyway, and why does he have a broke dick disease named after him?

And no, I DON'T want to see any pictures!
Posted By: Mannlicher Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/21/19
I have marked this thread so I can come back to it in 2037, and comment further.
Posted By: Sitka deer Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/21/19
Originally Posted by 5sdad
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
The BC of bananas is best for shooting around corners...


Bananas cause Peroni's syndrome.

Bananas HAVE Peyronie's, they don't cause it! And i don't give a bent dick how you argue that fact!
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/21/19
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
I have marked this thread so I can come back to it in 2037, and comment further.


Sam, you still gunna be around in 18 years ?

grin
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/21/19
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by 5sdad
Originally Posted by Rooster7
I like Stihl Mangoes


Those are Stihl Magnolias.


Great...now all the weed experts are going to chime in.


Nah, none of that Stewie, but I'm sure you'll agree that Kiwis are "fruits" !

smile
Posted By: Valsdad Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/21/19
Originally Posted by MikeL2
Originally Posted by 5sdad
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
The BC of bananas is best for shooting around corners...


Bananas cause Peroni's syndrome.

And who is Peroni anyway, and why does he have a broke dick disease named after him?

And no, I DON'T want to see any pictures!


Peroni makes beer, in Italy.

The guy with a wiener issue spells it different.

Not sure if he discovered it or had the issue himself.

I'll not post pics

Geno
Posted By: Miss_Lynn Re: How the Campfire Works - 08/21/19
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
I have marked this thread so I can come back to it in 2037, and comment further.


God I love you ! grin
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