https://babylonbee.com/news/all-the-other-states-clamoring-to-get-added-to-californias-travel-ban

U.S.—After California added Iowa to its growing list of states to which the government will not fund trips, all the other states began clamoring to get added to this ban list.

"Wait---there's a way to get Californian politicians banned from traveling here? Where do we sign up?" said one state legislator in Georgia. "Is there a waiting list? Wait---all we have to do is refuse to fund gender transition surgeries!?! That's amazing!"

While just eleven states are currently on the list, dozens more are applying. Soon, almost every state except Oregon and New York will be on the list, and peace and utopia will break out across the nation as CA politicians will no longer be able to go there and say weird things and do even dumber things.

The states were disappointed to learn that the ban didn't include all Californians, but they said banning just the politicians was a good start, since they're the ones who ruined the state to begin with.

LMFAO.

While funny and true you do realize that the source you’re quoting and have quoted before is a satirical website, right?

Sure.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ca...-over-refusal-to-fund-gender-transitions

California adds Iowa to 'travel ban' over refusal to fund gender transitions

Satire comes easy when it involves California. It almost writes itself.

I said this yesterday but I can't find it with this new format. Sure wish we could turn back the clock and ban Californians coming to Oregon.

Kentucky made the cut way back when.

https://wfpl.org/why-california-is-banning-state-travel-to-kentucky/

“The Babylon Bee is a news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. With intentional irony, the site describes itself as "the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims."

Bristoe.....for a guy that rails against the MSM and doesn’t trust any news source, unless of course you reference it, there’s some irony in your gullibility.

Shalom.

I know the Babylon Bee is a satire site.

I also know that California bans official travel to any state that doesn't toe the globohomo line.

The Babylon Bee is satire,......but it's correct in its stance that nobody gives a damn if California bans official travel to their state.

Perfect

Good !! Keep them slimy disease ridden bastids out of Iowa.

kwg

I need to write for the Babylon Bee.

DNA from turd found on Paducah, KY sidewalk confirms California origins

After working around the clock for three days a team of geneticists flown in from St. Louis have determined that a turd discovered on a Paducah, KY sidewalk was deposited by a human from California.

Hell....if you can figure out a way to turn back the clocks let’s turn them back far enough to get those lazy southerners to pick their own mutherfucking cotton. California and their politics ain’t a pimple on the ass of the United States’ problems compared to the south’s importation of what has become a cancer that’s eaten away at our country for more than a 150 years. Without the cancer that their grea-great grandpappy brought to our shores California would be a non issue. 😉

Sounds good- - - - -now, let's get those lazy commiefornians to pick their own grapes, lettuce, broccoli, avocadoes, melons, peaches, almonds, oranges, and a few other crops instead of hauling busloads of wetbacks north to do it.

That would be great but you’d have to get Texas onboard with that plan. They get all hot and bothered when the notion of slowing down their gravy train becomes a topic of conversation. Mention building a wall and they lose theirshit. 😉

Remember the Alamo? 😁

The first slave owner was black.
https://www.facinghistory.org/reconstruction-era/anthony-johnson-man-control-his-own

Turn back the clock and build the wall.

I thought about that the other day.


Almost like a vaccine. Of course......there are great citizens....but the rank and file politician from California is a pathogen.

No, that's not really correct......................the dumbazz, liberal & stupid voters there are equally to blame since they put the politicians in office & have allowed all the non-sense to continue to go on. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, along comes Gavin Newsome; no wonder Kimberly Guilfoyle left him.

MM

To simple minded me, this satire should become reality.


Ronnie Barrett showed the way, to deal with Ca.
At his own personal expense. (At least short term)

If im a governor,
California wants to ban travel by state employees to my state?

Reciprocal rules immediately!

Press release to entire state explaining the situation,
urge people to not visit Ca for any purpose.
Hollywood,
beaches,
Yosemite,
Sequoia,
Disney...

Visit as many state and regional church groups as possible.
Lay it out.
Cali wants to force you to lose your core beliefs.
They want to San-Sodom-Fran-Goorrahsicko our state!

Hand out a list of sites and businesses headquartered or with
large production facilities in Cali.

You wanna play,
Let's dance!