They've started to arrive at gathering points near Area 51. Peaceful so far. We'll see...

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Keep it peaceful, respectful, and lawful.....not holding my breath.

Make them pick up every last piece of trash before they leave.

What a bunch of dumbschits. 😂

Imagine what could happen if these idiots would move out of their parent's house and put that energy into being productive members of society....

I heard last night that they caught some dumass that entered. From the Netherlands. Sent the tard home.

Porn industry would collapse

If only the US would defend our national borders the way it does Area 51, imagine what a boon that would be for America.

I'm surprised at least half of out kookistas aren't out there..

Church of Climatology having a pilgrimage.

How many are going in hopes of getting anal probed?

Wouldn't be anything new for them, unless they want to get an alien to sign the guest book.

i wonder if any of them have thought of or heard of the downwinders program, related to the above ground testing of nuclear devices in the 60's and 70's. it blew radiation over a number of states, and i might think there would be radiation blowing around in some of that desert.

I feel pretty sure there is a lot of idiots that will make the event, but what I want to know is which of the 'fire' members are gonna be there.

With a M16?
They might get lucky.

I have a little knowledge about this ares and am afraid somebody is going to get hurt or killed! This is a top secret area with national security concerns. If this bunch of nuts is going to try to over run the area, many will end up dead or seriously hurt. The Military is not going to stand by like this is Burning Man South! THIS IS NO JOKE!!

Every sign out there says "Deadly Force Authorized" and they are NOT kidding. Any mass rush is going to get mowed down.

If only our southern border were so seriously defended.

Nah, I'm sure their phasers are set to 'stun'.

Maybe they can build a series of these bases along our southern border.

My red flag state response to this thread-

i don't see them wearing masks like antifa pukes!
let them have their fun.
the security on the restricted areas will keep them in line.

Wonder if the antifa will show up. They're into aliens.

I'm certain we'd all be more supportive if it was a legion of old fat guys on harley davidsons going down there wanting answers versus some younger generation with long hair and iced coffee.

And I highly doubt a single person would be "deadly forced" despite the pro jackboot fantasy that we are suddenly ALL FOR in this instance.

Every one of them fu ckers should be sent a bill for all the emergency services and NV DOT vehicles that have had to be put on OT for this bullshiiit.

Everyday we hate goverment, at 51 we are on the govt's side

What a bunch of fickle horse shît

fully agree on that

As my first post eluded to

Cant happen. They can retardo run faster than the bullets.

All you have to do is naruto run. Faster than a speeding bullet. Check out the guy running behind the reporter at the end of the clip.



Remember WKRP and Les Nessman and the great turkey massacre of 1978? "Oh my goodness! Oh the humanity!"

Can't wait till they defeat the US Military and show us all what's in those hangars.

Nobody's gonna get "mowed down" unless they're even more stupid than we think. They'll get a stern talking to, or maybe even a lil tear gas. That's about it.

Yup

Some white zip ties and dragged away to a white pop up tent for processing and court date. Me even get some refreshing deer park water and a first aid check

The security forces will certainly try non-lethal methods first. But if those don't stop anyone (individual or group), then deadly force would be used. That's a fact.

I think that's what their deep state organizers want. Then they can blame it on Trump being like Hitler or Beijing.

I hope Jell0 and Gayghost and LaRoy and djs are there.

Here's your chance to strike a blow against Trump, la Roy.

From the linked article:

"The biggest issue for festivalgoers could be the wildlife that calls the desert area home."

Maybe. It probably depends on how they behave.

With this dude in charge of saying "its all done now" when the last piece is bagged.

https://time.com/5629756/area-51-invasion/

wow, I've gotten to use this video on three different threads today! (all kook related of course0

This is the perfect opportunity to test out the latest and greatest Active Denial Defense System's or whatever they call it. Blow all their ear drums out with ultra sonic sound waves. That'll learn 'em! lol



Joken2 beat me to it!

Impressive. I suppose it can be hardened for combat because it looks pretty vulnerable in the video.

Need a large trebuchet to launch a few of those rat bastards back into their crowd! Flinging dairy barn wet waste all over them. Then the flies...”Oh the horror!!”

Maybe something like this would be fitting.
Sometime back, at least 30 years, a California resident got a rare Desert bighorn tag, hired a guide and set out on the hunt of a lifetime.
So what happened is a anti hunter decided to prevent the hunt, following the hunter and guide and blowing a air horn.
Guide decided to make a citizens arrest
During the arrest the anti got a broken nose and assorted bumps and bruises.
The hunt continued
Anti was locked in a horse trailer
Was a long hot day, a very long hot day.

I'll bet somewhere on that base the Government has a lockable metal building that gets warm in the sun

I wonder how many basement boys just stopped here for gas and sandwich at the cafe, saw what's on the back lot, and said screw this naruda running scheidt, I'm gonna lose my cherry



Geno

They could use one of those microwave pain beam projectors. Isn't there a minefield, electrified fences, razor wire etc. there? Shouldn't need more than that ?

There is no chance they will breach anything of consequence so let them mill about for a bit and they will lose focus and wander off in to the never-never.



added. if anyone serious turns up you may want to kill them though.

Where's the fun in that? I mean in just letting them mill around in the desert for a while.

And we don't have these things set up along our southern border why?

+1

And fart in their general direction?

Yeah, like the ones who voted for Zero and Hillbiitch, huh?

Pepper spray and taser, pepper spray and taser,.....

If it gets beyond what the government wants to tolerate, they'll make a few up front dance the electric boogaloo with their tasers and the rest will suddenly remember some important business they have to attend to elsewhere.

It' getting serious, they are bringing the lawyers in.

Authorities Consider Taking Legal Action Against Facebook Over Storm Area 51 Event

Local authorities in Rachel, Nevada -- the location of a planned Aliengate festival that evolved out of a viral Facebook event -- are considering taking legal action to cover $250,000 the county plans to spend to prepare for the potential onslaught of visitors.

There's more Here But the first sentence of the story pretty much gives the chuckle factor away.

This.

The county is headed by a bunch of reets. They stand to make a whole lot more than $250k if these idiots actually show up in numbers. They should thank FB and maybe give them a percentage.

Figured this would happen

Somebody's got to be there to warn Mommy if the basement floods.

Are you and deflave going to be there?

Can fighter jets drop flash bang munitions? Then maybe some drone footage of the invaders turning themselves inside out attempting to leave at warp speed

Wouldn't need that. A line of .30-cal laid down a few yards in front of their silly noses would cause a full panic retreat.

What's the death toll so far?

Or just something automatic with BFAs on the muzzles. The dumasses would be scared shltless.

it's gonna be hot, dry, and dusty with winds.

but, it's just a bunch of goof-off youngsters looking for a fun day or weekend.

this is what happens when a "flash gang" happens when the locals aren't in on it.

that is, there's been essentially no pre-planning by anybody, in a town that didn't solicit them.

it could turn into a great annual success story. better organized, lot's of vendors, and young chicks galore.

let'em have their fun, i'll bet there won't be one single le or military injury the whole weekend. might show a dog around.

Would encourage everyone to know their own state's law on this. most that I know of only allow a citizen's arrest for a felony offense.
kidnapping, false imprisonment, assault,,,, these could be the counter-charge. you have to be right on this.

Sounds to me like the same group that does the Burning Man thing. RR should show up, who knows, he might even get some twenty-something chicks to molest him.

Sound cannons that make you lose control of your bowels 💩

Eeew! Against a crowd that is cruel and inhuman.

yes, it's a spin off kind of thing. like AlienCon that is held somewhere every year. lot's of money spent, and fun is had by all. it's in the big D in october this year. no, i won't be attending. no need to.

i'll betcha if they do it agin, it'll be better organized by all involved next time.

Meekrob

Did I see a quote from TRH that actually made sense?

If the Feds have the authority to shoot them, handing out a few ass whippings should get by.
As far as that time in Calif., must have OK,

If the Feds have the authority to shoot them, handing out a few ass whippings should get by.
As far as that time in Calif., must have OK as no charges were filed. If I recall, the guy paid 25 grand for the tag.

You should attend and report back. Stock up on Viagra and Trojans first though.

I dunno. Napalm is cheaper and much more colorful.

the viagra & trojan recommendation is very astute. hopefully the young men who attend will be well prepared. the ladies as well as far as that goes.

it's too dry and dusty for me. it's dry here now, low humidity but very green. staying here is the better option by far.

besides we can get live reads off of cnn & fox both. they'll keep us informed if things start to heat up.

...didn't find one of them. Not one stinking dink body.

Some day this war's gonna end.

It's raining here right now, I reckin about halfway to the Black Rock Desert or Area 51 if that's your choice. No Viagra or condoms though. Sorry.

Dickweeds by the thousands have flocked to the test sites for years to protest nuclear testing. Trespassers have been caught, bagged and transported to Tonopah for processing in civilian court and then had to find a way home. A d-bag did run the main gate of the Nv. Nat'l Security site and pulled a weapon on Nye Co. Deputy and contract security personnel and was shot dead by a contractor fairly recently.

Rachel is a long way and a tough walk from Area 51. It is not a town just a wide spot on an empty road.

I will be driving near them on my way to Idaho tomorrow. Those bozos haven't a clue as to how empty that country actually is.


mike r

That would be a dog bites man story. Had I said something that didn't make sense, we'd be in man bites dog territory.

So, a few folks are gather outside the gates to drink and dance-- with food trucks?
Sounds like a real invasion to me--

They ought to do some nuclear tests on the crowd of idiots. 😜

Pit bulls or ????

You're such a card.

Switch, what kind of services are near by? Markets for food and water for approx 30K idiots? Fuel and beer? Medical services in case someone gets a hangnail and mom or dad can"t go down to the basement to attend to their grown up babies.

I guess they have to bring their own weed?

I think Jim Conrad is in charge of it. He was talking about weed earlier today.

Well, if they weren't in Rachel, but down on the south side, Intersection of US 95 and NV 160, they could get gas, a burger, and stop in for some action with the paid help. See my earlier post with pic. Those folks likely would love the business. And the weather is usually pretty good this time of year, the 120F temps have died down some.

Geno

For any who wander into the wrong places on the Test Site...song dedication...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zOoAPn3OjQ

So it looks like only about 100 people showed up, and one was arrested for urinating where they shouldn't.

Yaaaaaaaaawn…..


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/s...t-draws-only-about-100-people/ar-AAHBkVR

Nuts, it fizzled. Woulda been entertaining.


'Storm Area 51' Fails To Materialize

The secrets of Area 51, the highly classified Air Force facility long rumored to house extraterrestrial artifacts, remain unseen.

Despite millions responding to the public Facebook event "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us," Nevada authorities say about 40 people gathered at the gates before being confronted and dispersed by law enforcement.

According to the Lincoln County Sheriff's office, one arrest was made — not for an attempt at freeing an alien, but for public urination.
NPR

Public urination....lol.

Bunch of wannabee hippies and freaks.

Article I saw on the FOX News feed yesterday said “maybe” a total of 1500 showed up.
Seems the reported numbers are all over the map.

Guessing most of them decided it was safer in Mom’s basement.

Wow! That’s a great arrest......probably the biggest one in that guy’s illustrious career. 😂

Point well taken, however sometimes 'talking to someone in a language they can understand' has it's desired effect, also.

One of the other reasons I couldn’t be a cop.

I’m sorry it’d be hard for me to arrest another man for pissing. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Well unless he stood up in the restaurant and just let go.

Any decent hearted attempt at him covering up what he’s trying to do, forget about it, couldn’t cite him.

I’ve had to go in some places I’d prefer not to, but man sometimes ya gotta go