The lucky contestants will be assigned differing cities in Texas to participate.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love RAP"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. " George Strait Sucks"
7. "Elect Hillary In 2020 "
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O'Donnell Is A great roll model"
10. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Kaepernick Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's all Bush's Fault"
14 Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion
- and the last sticker is;

15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

😄

Texas is not what it used to be.

That’s true. But compared to most states , it’s still great. Hasbeen

The only places it isn't is in the big inner cities, and a rifle shot from the Rio Grande.

The rest is solid red.

Compare that to say... Umm... 1964...

It is up on the Caprock!!

And that one blue county up in the NE part of the state ?
Notice it's surrounded by red ?

Dallas county is a phuqked up mess.
Gay demonrat federal district court judge and a DA that won't prosecute theft of " necessary items " like food and clothing that is under $750.00
Under Obozo's refime the FBI investigated a city councilman we all know is crooked as a dog's hind leg and DOJ botched the case.
If we could we'd pack the whole county up and ship them to Commiefornia.

The car would never be noticed in Austin.

You are assuming that Conservatives will act like liberals and attack someone over a bumper sticker.

You bet! Rocks and rattlers.

The trouble with that is, everybody in the South was still a Democrat back then, although they were very conservative. The grandkids of those folks have figured out that they can't vote Democrat anymore and retain their conservative values. It took awhile. My Dad fought in WWII and he and Mom voted Democrat for a long time. Both conservative Southern Democrats. By the last ten years of his life he was voting Republican because he knew, even in his eighties. I don't know about Mom because she was always stubborn and then she got Alzheimer's. She certainly didn't go for what modern Democrats stand for though. I know enough about the old folks and Texas that this was heavily in play when Johnson got elected. Despite a lot of the shixt he pulled, most still didn't see him as liberal.

OTOH, there is a lot more gun ownership now and people have gotten clued in that gun control has nothing to do with their safety. Your state's color has everything to do with the Feds and local Dems letting illegals come in and vote illegally along with to a way lesser extent, immigration of liberals to Texas from other places. Combine this with the outright cheating of the Dem machine and you've got big problems.

You'll need to print those in Mexican if you expect most of the people who'd see them to understand.