Hey,it's only a scratch,it'll buff out.lol

He doesn’t care and we want miss him. Hasbeen

Looks good to me

not much to bury.......

maybe just fed it to the dogs.......

Seems he had a very aggressive form of athelete's foot.

What brand of belt is that? I need a good sturdy belt that can take some abuse.

Did they all just shine their shoes????? And put on freshly creased pants!!

A run over jackrabbit on the side of the road bothers me more than seeing that.

Good riddance.

I believe his condition has stabilized...

Whoa! He musta been standing a little to close to a rocket!

He got off easy.

"Assumed room temperature"- - - - - - -and there's no pardon, parole, or early release from the graveyard! Let's hope he's finding out his "72 virgins" are all female pigs!
Jerry

I suspect it may be a lot hotter where he’s at now. Hasbeen

Paid in the same currency

I pictured him taller.

There are some natives in Micronesia viewing this and longing for the good ol' days of "Long Pig" BBQ...

Glad to see our guided stand off missles are still making excellent chum.

LOL!!!

Terrorist in a blender. I like it. Kind of like Saddam's wood chipper.

Soleimatic.

too funny

They could have used a mop and gotten more.

that will buff right out! the belt that is.

I hope his virgins get him 'as is'.

I always push the tongue back in, like taking a pic of a nice buck.

..........................WONDERFUL PIC!!!.................Perfect end for a terrorist!!

I thought he had a lot of gray in his hair? Is this kinda like the Epstein deal?

I can hear his friends there all singing along with "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands" !

Bye bye MFEr

It's just a flesh wound.

OMG..they blew his head off...😧

That's no way to talk about General Salami

Someone shoulda tied one a those Get Well Soon balloons to his arm.

Oh wait....

Did the first responders try CPR?

Only way that picture could have been any better is if some of those people were pissing on him. Long overdue.

kaepernick is right , he is kind of dark brown.

If you look its still there not far from his foot. LOL

We here in the US call it "medium rare"

Ahh! A GOOD muslim!

Try if you want the hounds of Justice will find you.

The only way to be sure he's dead is to check the Chicago democrat voter registration rolls.

Amen brother.

They're going to have to pick him up with a stick and a spoon.

Human oatmeal !

Wonder if there'll be an open casket at the funeral.

I kill you

Grim MQ-9 Reaper Drone


Soleimani . . . still has that chit eating grin on his face


Payback for some of the $Billions the Halfrican gave to Soleimani . . . it's a start!

Hmmmm he must be double jointed.

Say cheeeeeeeze

Boy, he got all bent out of shape over one lousy missile.............

He should of worn a cotton shirt, they dont stick to ya when they burn ....

He looks a little bit like Achmed the Dead Terrorist.......

…looks like someone used a Ballistic Tip.

It looks like his jimmy dog is sticking out.

I'm not lookin'!

A barn shovel or two away from cleaning up that gut pile.

Fired out of a Creedmoor.

Damn. I didn't realize a missile could do that much damage to someone. He is [bleep] up

Unfortunately it doesn't look like he suffered at all. I was hoping for him to have had to endure some pain and suffering before he actually died.

Ready fer all them virgin's?

Looks good to me! Maybe we can classify him as "road kill".

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January 3rd, 2020

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a press conference held on Capitol Hill Friday, mourning Democrat leaders called for flags to be flown half-mast to honor the death of Qasem Soleimani.

Flags were spotted flying at half-mast around the country, notably at The Washington Post, The New York Times, and in front of several celebrities' homes. The celebrities went out and bought an American flag for the first time just to fly it at half-mast for this important time of grief.

"The grieving process is painful but necessary," said Rep. Ilhan Omar. "As a nation, we need to stop and grieve this great, austere, revered religious scholar. He was one of the good ones."

In a rare moment of unity with The Squad, Pelosi gave each of the girls a hug, telling them to just "let it all out" in their time of sadness.

Ocasio-Cortez didn't seem to know what was happening but adjusted her glasses to look smart.

A teary-eyed Barack Obama was also seen solemnly lowering the flag in front of his seaside mansion. "To think, this all could have been prevented with a few pallets of cash." He sighed and stared off into the distance, a look of pain and regret on his face. "If only Trump had targeted a U.S. citizen with a drone strike instead."

Later, Democrats clarified they meant we should fly the Iranian flag at half-mast, not the "offensive and problematic" American flag.

Sometimes close is good enough.

Geeeeze!

If I was to encounter a sight like that, my last thought would be capturing an image.

Talk about a smack down!

Those Hornady ELD-X work pretty well...……...

I have more sympathy for the roach I squashed with the heel of my boot this morning.

Wow! he had "blew eyes"

sorry for the corny joke

Too much gun

May he rest in pieces.

One thing we need to keep in mind is that he was a military commander operating in a theater of war and, therefore a fair target. However, there will be repercussions.

Are you trying to say it would have been better if our guys were killed?

My 220 Swift looks pretty tame compared to this.

No doubt.

Those Hellfires tend to over penetrate....

DF

His belt looks like the only thing that survived

I imagine he looks like one of those terrorist's victims he helped create. A little restitution for the families who've suffered so much.

Ded is ded. MAGA

You live by the IED, you get yo azz blowed up by a Hellfire or two or four...

Eye for an eye, or something like that.

DF

Live by the sword, die by the drone. Iran hasn’t seen anything yet. The Ayatollah won’t be sleeping in the same place every night, he’s a true believer don’t you know. Tomahawk through the window, daisy cutter on the bunker. Won’t be able to take a calm schitt. Go ahead keep fking with Trump, the master of head games.

You are a step behind.

General Torso Salami shown here is the repercussion of his actions.

wish I was there so I could've pizzed on it

I wonder if his cell phone charger still works.....?

Will he still get the 72 virgins?

It looks like it's wrapped around his neck. I think somebody Jeffery Epsteined his ass. It's a clear case of suicide.

"He blowed up REAL good!"

Potentially better than the rest of what I'm seeing.

DF

I need one that good to hold my lard ass together. Will be watching for it on Ebay in about a week.

Is this what is meant when folks talk about "overpenetration?"

Typical of many pics of enemy bodies my son sent to me when he was in Iraq doing his job. He didn't deserve anything better then what he got

When we make these attacks, the warhead/missile should be “liberally” laced with pig blood/parts. Let those bastards die wearing pig parts.....and go seek those virgins! I guessing they don’t go for “Pig Cologne”! memtb

There's a drone driver somewhere with a big smile on his face..

Probably shot with a .270 or a Creedmoor 6.5!

Being a big shot general he gets 82 . . .




























































an 82-year old Helen Thomas

The hubris of that jackass to believe he could fly into Baghdad and not suffer any consequences.

He became accustomed to being treated like royalty by the Obama administration and neglected to do his homework on our new President.LOL

MAGA.

Great pose.

Can't believe no one is attempting CPR.

I honestly don't see the resemblance...

circle it with panels and put a couple hogs in there, cleaned up in no time

And i thought Sierrras didnt open up

I hope somebody writes 6.5 Creed on the next Hellfire

His belt must be a Hanks! Good for 100 yrs!😊

Where's the ring? Or the hand with it?

Looks like he was the guest speaker at a N.O. W. National;l Organization of Women) convention

It was in the grass a few yards away , they had to beat the ants off of it

He does resemble a deer run over on interstate 80 by 40 semi rigs.

Looks as if he may have had hummus on the plane.

That's a good start.

Nice belt.

Can I order one ?

Lol !!

... and fondue whence in the vehicle.

Heard they nicknamed him...................................................Matt

Now he's a good terrorist.

Take him to Mr. Wu’s.

That’s one of those tacky ‘mood rings’ that’s all that is.

My aunt had one just like it, hers was always “Bitch” color.

Looks no more gruesome than a vaporized prairie dog. Might be different if you were talking about an actual human being rather than evil incarnate.

I made the mistake of looking closely at his belt...hence my comment about blowing his head off.....his little head...🤣

Humpty Dumpty

I hope he has health insurance looks like a pizza.

Simple call to Winston “The Wolf” Wolfe and it never happened. 😎

Some doctors say circumcising an adult don’t hurt....🖕🏾😂😎

Sal, the “bird” is for the general who’s all broken up about his Lost Dick Head.

Unknown fact he had dandruff- They found his Head & Shoulders

Good one!

His successor's nickname is 'Next'.

Mount him, and then take him to the taxidermist.

Is that a reverse sear?

Need the name of that belt company because damn.

Kinky!

And he's still killing.Like 60 people got trampled at his funeral.

Good video on the type of weapon that was supposed to been used to take him out.
https://www.wnd.com/2020/01/mq-9-re...Dui1LyPQYCA7Heg9lYBab0xqcgr_-2G3KKROXpms

I bet he didn't run far.

It's amazing to think that the "pilot" who actually fired that missile could have very likely been sitting right here in the continental US when he pulled the trigger.

In a case like this, do you go for a shot right behind the shoulder? Do you try a neck shot? I know, you don't want to gut shoot him.

I wonder what the last thing to go through his mind was..........maybe it was his foot

The pilot flies it.

CIA takes over and fires the missile(s)

....so I’ve heard

Trump flies it and shoots it, silly. Watch the news man.

Looks like the belt could get cleaned up and go on an auction site.

The photo would look better if Kap was with him.

You heard partially sometimes right. It depends on who is tasked with the mission as a whole and what the mission is.
The Army utilizes them and does the whole shebang, or he-bang in this case. ;-) They launch 'em, fly 'em, and shoot 'em.
The Air Force may have a launch crew on scene with the pilots and shooters back at Nellis AFB in Nevada.
Sometimes you even have someone on site lasing a target so that the missile, fired from god knows where, will hit the target for sure.