Clean the mirror?

Leaves me feeling empty

Haters of what?

My thoughts exactly.

Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a bag that has a boulder?
Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs sit high?
Do they point up to the sky?
Do they wrinkle when they're cold?
Do they turn on every guy?
Do you wave them at your lover?
Do they run and look for cover?
Do your boobs sit high?

Do your boobs flop wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little tease?
Do they pop from your brassiere?
When you drive, do they like to steer?
Do your boobs flop wide?

Do your boobs expand?
When you spend a couple grand?
Do they falsely fill your blouse?
Make you master of the house?
Do you flash them every way?
Just like Pammy A.?
Do your boobs expand?

Cousin?

Hotter than my cousin

Yeah I be hatin

Lol

LMAO!


Stx,

What haters you lookin for? Just so's we get the right ones angry! Got lots of them afterall.

no one of my workers soon to be ex, he treats her like chit, i had a talk with her, going to take her out to eat in a while, just don't know if this 56 yr old man can handle a 21 yr old.

i'd still smash Cathy.

She makes love without a smile
Hot dog it drives me wild
I got a woman mean as she can be
Sometimes I think she's almost mean as me. -Commander Cody and The Lost Planet Airmen

Do the math............how many times will 56 go into 21? Of course, 21 will go into 56 several times..........lol.

If she's too old and not good enough in the sack Slumlord's cousin said she'd like to hook up.

the ones who bitch because i have girlfriends even though i'm married. my old lady and i have been together almost 30 yrs. we've slept in separate rooms for over 10yrs, she is 65 i'm 56 she knows i like to get some and since she has lost all interest in that she doesn't care if i have a sancha.

and its enjoyable.

Everybody wants some!!! I want some too!!

That must be difficult emotionally, I don't know how I would handle that situation.

not really, but i don't over think things.

Feed her some tube steak.

Mines older than me but in moments of weakness ill throw the hotdog down the hallway.

Work w some hot young ones. All but one is psychotic.
In general i cant stand anybody under the age of thirty

20 something puzzy?

Only if she had inherited some great hunting ground

Hahaha! Dont let the little stuff bother you.

Right on.

ok here's they deal, both of her previous boy friends have used her for her money, she works, hell she help on one of my jobs one day and her 90lb ass out worked her boyfriend gayron(aaron) but that's beside the point, i need to teach her she don't need men who will treat her like that..

Ok, well after feeding her some tube steak give her a "dirty Sanchez". Afterwards she just might be a little more discriminating in choices. Or not..

Hey Girl.......you wanna see my pet fox?


Its in this van over here............

lol i have a couple hot college chicks who stop by to see George.

Yeah , now we talking , stacked and got the racks
Kenneth

My hunting buds need a place to hunt, id take one for the team LOL

My gal ia old and starting to look it.
Take off my glasses and its kinda like the old Star Trek.....alien chick in soft focus.

Battle scars from the war with gravity go unseen.

Tolerable,as long as she doesnt try to talk

life is not boring, unless you choose it to be...

Know a 30 yr old pro gun gal that works out.....smart cute and republican.

Shes married so off limits.
No older cool sister either.

Damn the luck

i still love my old lady, and will take care of her till she dies. she has never had to work one day since i meet her.

Slim pickins up here.


Indians, Hutterites, and meth heads.

I'm a hater. Hatin' that her pic has so many clothes on her. Try to do better if you end up gettin' some.

I like mellow.
Excitement means drama for too many.
One woman IMHO is enough hassle.

Need to be like my jerk rich uncle. Moved to Naples FL.
Hes pushing 80 and looks like a movie star. Bought two muscle cars......one for him, and one for the 40 yr old phillipino gal that polishes his knob once a week

that little 90lb girl has some nice titties for her size.

the thing is that's she's a sweat heart.

Pics. Seriously.

i'll get some

You hit the nail on the head . At the same time you can wet your whistle.

....Hating don't do nobody no good.

Thanks in advance. I may be too busy cleaning my tongue off from it hitting the floor after I see them to remember to thank you then-especially if she looks like the chick in hanco's meme.

George Hamilton.

She’s cute. Every once in a while, we get some guy in the operating room who got himself shot, messing around with some other guy’s cute girlfriend. Sometimes we get that guy AND the cute girlfriend. Sometimes, they never make it out of the ER, to come up to the OR.

Some guys do some crazy schidt when you mess with their girlfriend, and it’s not usually because they are bigger or tougher or smarter than you. Sometimes, they just feel like killing somebody... Just sayin’.....

lol i told aaron i was to going,take her, i don't lie or do chit behind anyone's back, thats why i have no enemys.

YOWZA !!!!!

She's going to have a mark on her ass from the pole.....if you know what I mean.

getting old don't have to be boring.

She's a doll Stx,

I prefer not to judge brother, you know your life better than I, the rest is between you and your maker.

Be careful! The wrapping paper always looks nice on the outside, it's the craziness on the inside you need to worry about once you open it up!

Your smart, i'm always up front with them.

she will learn not to let boys treat her bad. and hopefully find a good man down the line.

Only one way to find out.

Also to find out if you have that B/P under control,

The Hutterites could use a fresh infusion into the gene pool .

Ya, a hot 21 year old hooking up with a grisly ol 56 year old with a 65 year old wife, what could go wrong?

Now this could lead to feeling empty.

She’s fine!

That's a .gif, not a meme!

Sheesh!

that's called a heart attack

well i will admit a 21 yr old girl is not very bright..... but oh well.

They don’t need to be too smart to be fun.

A woman that good-looking tolerating abuse was prob’ly treated poorly by her own father and possibly sexually abused. Daddy issues, I know this because it fits the description of most high school girls over the years who got crushes on me and who I COULD have screwed. Last one was about 10 years back.

Screw her if she’s willing, you’re both grownups, but I dunno if you’re gonna fix her trauma or leave her better off.

IMHO

All: I see porn is popular down Texas way.
"I" don't hate anybody!
Oh wait - I forgot about the demonrats.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Some truth here

Yeah, but I aint doing it for free.


We cant come to terms.....yet.


I have a standard stud fee.....and I intend to get it.

Sure beats a sawhorse covered in carpet, for free

Hanco

Don’t make rick have give up his 5 star breakfast and have to call you boy

😃😃

Any meth head Indian Hutterites?

You're wrong... she cares.

They fell in the creek......

Well, give us the update. Did you knock off a chunk or what?

Where's dem tiddy pics?

He is playing with fire.........while others are playing with......uh.......

Be careful Man.

Cut the chatter and get on with the boobies , WTH ?
Kenneth

Some of y'all old pervs are too impatient. I have full confidence in the Roger. He will come through.

Take pick of the litter.

we had dinner and talked. I gave her some advice,and plan on helping her in the future to not get taken advantage of.

Good on you Roger, I had a feeling you were seriously trying to help this girl

Does this mean no tiddy pics?

lol i have a 66 yr old woman who is sweet on me, her son is a comedian who is pretty famous, was just over there and trying to figure out when i can finish her house. she is really nice looking for her age. i'm not going to share pics on here of someone i care about.

Tits are neat. Tits are fun. That's why there's two instead of one.

she needs it.

You’re friends with fluffy?

She’s not alone either.

hanco i'd be more interested in the 66 yr old she is pretty and smart;

Roger,

I think you got that backwards.

The question is, can she handle YOU!

⬆️
Uh.... that’s a strange comment.

Ya, go kick those guys’ a$$es, I can drive if you need it 🙂

Funny thread all around...

purt near finished the better of a country song there, someway....

Hes going to teach her the ins and out about tru luv.

Just last month a 21 yo hottie and former student got on social media tell the world what a great teacher I was and how I had turned her life around, enabled her to follow her dreams ( wildlife management) and set her on the path to success.

<“SIGH!!”> So close yet so very, very far away 🙄

Did you ask her?

I won’t even send a friend rrequest to a former student on Facebook let alone ask one to screw

I can’t recall the last 62yo woman I lusted after, I do recognize that works both ways. Far better to quit while I’m so far ahead.

I prefer this one... those bouncy things below the shoulders are mesmerizing....

Nothing like bouncing jumblies