May only your steak be bloody!

In what universe?

How the hell did you know ????

You hills people are even more twisted than us northern flat land Dakotan's. LOL

As hanco asked "how the hell did you know", only mine is how the hell did you know I have a nice ribeye out? Unless I decide on some kind of spud there won't be anything else on the menu, with or without blood!!!

Yer leaving Wabi behind there, fellow.
He asking, "You mean steak and OJ, right?"

Blood never scared me away

Guess none of you fellers ever pissed off your woman where she felt a nice bite on yer privates would be just payback.

Valentines Day may open up a world of hurt to the wrong guys.

I refer to it as "half-price chocolate day" eve.

Steak and BJ day is March 14th. Not today.

I wood be afreard of pissing off my woman.

Yeah, it's the same as Pi Day, not VD. Someone needs a better calendar.

And any real man knows that March 14th is Steak and a blow job day !

http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/

That azzwhole has it twicet a year, bro.

Fugh man,... everyone knows pb blaster is the only way to loosen a nut...

Nice fugging work.


Slow Clap.

Uh, Jim, please dont say "clap".

I guffawed. Tin Man be polishing his steel.

Isn't the term bust a nut, thereby not wanting to use anything?

Dat PB Master smell, a major turn OFF

Kimball Midwest penetrating oil smells like bubblegum.

The memo didn't make it to our house! LOL.

I thought it was Saint Hallmark’s Day?

Wait a minute! I diddin' get no damn steak!

haha!

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