Three men found dead at a cemetery!?!?!?!?!? - 02/19/20
How is that a slow news day? Unless it's some play on words about cemetery residents, I'd think three dead guys found together anywhere would be big news, unless it's Chicago.
They cut out the middle man
Rumor has it that damned near every one in the cemetery is dead... the kicker is most of them are still voting.
It's only news if they have not been buried yet... 
Well, they will only have to drag them a few feet to bury them. That's like shooting a moose next to your pickup.
I bet if they dug a little deeper, they'd find more.
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
Rumor has it that damned near every one in the cemetery is dead... the kicker is most of them are still voting.
Cartel doing some cleaning of loose ends.
Originally Posted by stevelyn
Well, they will only have to drag them a few feet to bury them. That's like shooting a moose next to your pickup.
Never, never shoot a moose you cant back up the truck to. I know this for a fact.
They don’t have to travel far, just down!