They put in a DG less than a mile from our town house. We've been shopping there a lot. They've got a pretty good array of Campbell's soups. Dunno how they are on N95 masks though. Pretty decent bunch of over-the-counter drugs. You have to have a script to get Psuedofedrin in Kansas though. No ammo at DG, but I've got that covered.
Winco store brand can spray cheese is better than the brand stuff and only about $2 a can. I always take some hunting. Its also good on baked potatoes when your camping and cooking in a fire.
What they gettin' for Milk o'Magnesia down to the Dollar Store?
I bet they're charging $15 a pint for it.
They might even offer a package deal. One can of aerosol cheese,...one pint of Milk O'Magnesia,....$17.50.
They get a lot for the name brands but their in-house brand of drugs is called "DG". I expect they've got the Milk of Magnesia equivalent for about half price. I bought some Tums equivalent DG antacids the other day. Tums were $5 and the DG stuff was $2.50.
the only downside is the cheese on the tip of tube dries out and you get like a 1/4" of hard ass crud on your cracker the next time you use it. I've learned to shoot a bit out before I spray down my saltine.
At least have the class to buy real cheeze whiz like us fancy folks
You used to could get "Alma" cheese from Alma, Kansas, real good stuff, when the government brought it to the Senor Citizens Center. That shixt was fo free.
right now I've got a Piggly Wiggly, Whataburger, Bojangles and a Dollar General less than a mile from where I'm temporarily living
its a whole new lease on life compared to home.
Better watch out if you go to Bojangles.
There's been a rash of jiggaboo riots at the Popeye's chicken franchises.
If you happen to be there when the last chicken sandwich gets sold you'll have to low crawl out of the place.
I'd started going there for a breakfast biscuit, but then found out the mom-n-pop grocery next to it has a deli called Southern Cookin and they have homemade biscuits made from white lily flour, sausage gravy and scrambled eggs. I wondered why a grocery store would have several tables and chairs in front of their deli counter. One stop there for biscuits and I understood why.
I haven't ventured there for dinner yet, I'm kinda partial to Winn Dixie fried chicken.
At least have the class to buy real cheeze whiz like us fancy folks
You used to could get "Alma" cheese from Alma, Kansas, real good stuff, when the government brought it to the Senor Citizens Center. That shixt was fo free.
That's because the government was working to constipate old people to death.
It's not as suspicious as smothering them with a pillow.
right now I've got a Piggly Wiggly, Whataburger, Bojangles and a Dollar General less than a mile from where I'm temporarily living
its a whole new lease on life compared to home.
Welcome to the sunny south.
64 degrees today here. That's a positive.
39 degrees right here, right now in the semi-south. Supposed to be up to 62 on Saturday though. Hope I don't have the Coronavirus by then. Unlike Joebob, I'm not anxious to get it.
At least have the class to buy real cheeze whiz like us fancy folks
You used to could get "Alma" cheese from Alma, Kansas, real good stuff, when the government brought it to the Senor Citizens Center. That shixt was fo free.
That's because the government was working to constipate old people to death.
It's not as suspicious as smothering them with a pillow.
Most of the oldsters around here look pretty constipated already.
At least have the class to buy real cheeze whiz like us fancy folks
You used to could get "Alma" cheese from Alma, Kansas, real good stuff, when the government brought it to the Senor Citizens Center. That shixt was fo free.
That's because the government was working to constipate old people to death.
It's not as suspicious as smothering them with a pillow.
Most of the oldsters around here look pretty constipated already.
the only downside is the cheese on the tip of tube dries out and you get like a 1/4" of hard ass crud on your cracker the next time you use it. I've learned to shoot a bit out before I spray down my saltine.
that's a tip for you noobs out there
I usually end up whizzin on the shower curtain for a few seconds when that happens
the only downside is the cheese on the tip of tube dries out and you get like a 1/4" of hard ass crud on your cracker the next time you use it. I've learned to shoot a bit out before I spray down my saltine.
that's a tip for you noobs out there
This is why the grandkids always get the first cracker with spray cheese. They don't know any better that they got the dried cheese booger and I get the clean barrel.
At least have the class to buy real cheeze whiz like us fancy folks
Or Velveeta iffin you're feeling flush.....
Makes excellent bait for planted trout.
#16 gold treble hook, goop some Velveeta on there, slide a mini marshmallow down the line onto the knot and it'll keep the cheese off the bottom. The pink ones work great, white ones OK.
Other than that, I'd rather have the cheese in a can.
the only downside is the cheese on the tip of tube dries out and you get like a 1/4" of hard ass crud on your cracker the next time you use it. I've learned to shoot a bit out before I spray down my saltine.
that's a tip for you noobs out there
That's why you give that first cracker to your buddy.
the only downside is the cheese on the tip of tube dries out and you get like a 1/4" of hard ass crud on your cracker the next time you use it. I've learned to shoot a bit out before I spray down my saltine.
that's a tip for you noobs out there
That's why you give that first cracker to your buddy.
I'm ashamed to be the first to mention this but, a can of cheese and a handful of slim jims is the survival food of champions, that sh~t will last most of a generation in the game pouch of a canvas hunting coat, yet will be there for you when the blogana goes bad, waterproof and everstuff !
I'm ashamed to be the first to mention this but, a can of cheese and a handful of slim jims is the survival food of champions, that sh~t will last most of a generation in the game pouch of a canvas hunting coat, yet will be there for you when the blogana goes bad, waterproof and everstuff !
Modern food additives and preservatives are da schitt!!!! Lol!!!
Sounds like a good addition to this dove field snacks. Big ole box of slim jims Cover em with cheese. Can also use em to stir up the beefaroni!!!
I'm ashamed to be the first to mention this but, a can of cheese and a handful of slim jims is the survival food of champions, that sh~t will last most of a generation in the game pouch of a canvas hunting coat, yet will be there for you when the blogana goes bad, waterproof and everstuff !
Modern food additives and preservatives are da schitt!!!! Lol!!!
Sounds like a good addition to this dove field snacks. Big ole box of slim jims Cover em with cheese. Can also use em to stir up the beefaroni!!!
Gawd this thread is awesome.
Its almost as good as a menu # 25 MRE!!!!!
Just a heads up, you don't need to buy beefaroni in the can any more , or even at dollar general for that matter !
They sell it in some "space aged" package now, remember Tang, "space age" same scenario but you can throw the bag out in the sun to warm up till the doves start flying, Wa La ! And thanks for the heads up on the slim jim, stir sticks that's like peanut butter and jelly on tootsie rolls, its to die for !
I'm ashamed to be the first to mention this but, a can of cheese and a handful of slim jims is the survival food of champions, that sh~t will last most of a generation in the game pouch of a canvas hunting coat, yet will be there for you when the blogana goes bad, waterproof and everstuff !
Modern food additives and preservatives are da schitt!!!! Lol!!!
Sounds like a good addition to this dove field snacks. Big ole box of slim jims Cover em with cheese. Can also use em to stir up the beefaroni!!!
Gawd this thread is awesome.
Its almost as good as a menu # 25 MRE!!!!!
Fuggin A!
B C and D too.
Prolly work with some Chef Boy Ar Dee Ravioli too!
I wonder if that Dollar General cheese like product would be any good squirted on a Twinkie. Kind of a fire inspired fusion cuisine dish. LMAO..
The problem with twinkies is the piss poor packaging, you will never have an accidental discharge with slim jims , those bitches are wrapped to last, there is nothing worse than looking forward to a twinkie only to find out its dressed in last years dove feathers, that's just B.S. !
Try and think these things through a bit before suggesting such "Debbie downer" ideas ! Failure is not optional in these cases.
I once hunted with a guy who's wife wrapped his sandwiches in tin foil , God only knows what he was thinking marrying that bitch, must have been a second cousin or something, I never talked to him or her again !
I wonder if that Dollar General cheese like product would be any good squirted on a Twinkie. Kind of a fire inspired fusion cuisine dish. LMAO..
The problem with twinkies is the piss poor packaging, you will never have an accidental discharge with slim jims , those bitches are wrapped to last, there is nothing worse than looking forward to a twinkie only to find out its dressed in last years dove feathers, that's just B.S. !
Try and think these things through a bit before suggesting such "Debbie downer" ideas ! Failure is not optional in these cases.
Ya but you can get a case of fuggn Twinkies for price of two tubes of Cheese schmutz so you gotta throw a few away, big deal. Surely the ones in the middle will be jes fine with no premature ejaculation issues?.. But yeah Slim Jims for the fail safe plan B
I'm ashamed to be the first to mention this but, a can of cheese and a handful of slim jims is the survival food of champions, that sh~t will last most of a generation in the game pouch of a canvas hunting coat, yet will be there for you when the blogana goes bad, waterproof and everstuff !
Modern food additives and preservatives are da schitt!!!! Lol!!!
Sounds like a good addition to this dove field snacks. Big ole box of slim jims Cover em with cheese. Can also use em to stir up the beefaroni!!!
Gawd this thread is awesome.
Its almost as good as a menu # 25 MRE!!!!!
Fuggin A!
B C and D too.
Prolly work with some Chef Boy Ar Dee Ravioli too!
Or Canned Beef Stew.
Geno
The ravioli is my favorite.
That and wheat snack bread with jalapeno cheese spread.
About all I've gotten outta this is that Slummy is actually the real deal, he has a Crown Vic. Not just a Vic, but an actual X police Vic. See the push bar brackets on the front.
To have a Vic in some parts of the south is a right of passage, meaning you are the real deal.
What license plate on the front? Pics please. Still have the cage in it?
I wonder if that Dollar General cheese like product would be any good squirted on a Twinkie. Kind of a fire inspired fusion cuisine dish. LMAO..
The problem with twinkies is the piss poor packaging, you will never have an accidental discharge with slim jims , those bitches are wrapped to last, there is nothing worse than looking forward to a twinkie only to find out its dressed in last years dove feathers, that's just B.S. !
Try and think these things through a bit before suggesting such "Debbie downer" ideas ! Failure is not optional in these cases.
Ya but you can get a case of fuggn Twinkies for price of two tubes of Cheese schmutz so you gotta throw a few away, big deal. Surely the ones in the middle will be jes fine with no premature ejaculation issues?.. But yeah Slim Jims for the fail safe plan B
If they made rubbers out of the stuff that they wrap slim jims in, a guy wouldn't need to use a new one every time he got lucky ! Those bulk food places would close faster than Peking Moon's Saturday all U could eat buffet !
Mandatory in any hunting chuck box along with saltines and thermos of coffee.
Never had any of those.
I mind the time that my Dad and I went fishing on Lake o' the Pines in east Texas. My Uncle and his cousin taken us on Cuz's old aluminum vee bottom that looked like something out of Gilligan's Island and was indeed, sea-worthy. Lake o' the Pines was full of pine stumps just invisible under the water. We'd shear a pin jumpin' those stumps every little bit. It got up over 100 that day and we ran out of water. Rather than go in, those old boys would just dip the jug in the lake and drink out of it. We stopped at an old-timey fish-camp in some cove and ate whatever they had. Pre-wrapped bologna or ham sammiches and cheez whiz out of the jar. I learned how to eat Cheez Whiz proper. They would dip their pocket knife in the stuff and eat a big glob with every bite of their sammich. Cholesterol probly off-the-charts.
Mandatory in any hunting chuck box along with saltines and thermos of coffee.
Never had any of those.
I mind the time that my Dad and I went fishing on Lake o' the Pines in east Texas. My Uncle and his cousin taken us on Cuz's old aluminum vee bottom that looked like something out of Gilligan's Island and was indeed, sea-worthy. Lake o' the Pines was full of pine stumps just invisible under the water. We'd shear a pin jumpin' those stumps every little bit. It got up over 100 that day and we ran out of water. Rather than go in, those old boys would just dip the jug in the lake and drink out of it. We stopped at an old-timey fish-camp in some cove and ate whatever they had. Pre-wrapped bologna or ham sammiches and cheez whiz out of the jar. I learned how to eat Cheez Whiz proper. They would dip their pocket knife in the stuff and eat a big glob with every bite of their sammich. Cholesterol probly off-the-charts.
Nooooo. that sh~ts all fat free, that's why it last so long, and taste soooo good. Old timers ate that stuff while they were camping to make sure they they never got the bacon grease sh~tz ! I think it kills beaver fever too !
About all I've gotten outta this is that Slummy is actually the real deal, he has a Crown Vic. Not just a Vic, but an actual X police Vic. See the push bar brackets on the front.
To have a Vic in some parts of the south is a right of passage, meaning you are the real deal.
What license plate on the front? Pics please. Still have the cage in it?
Wife’s grandparents have more money than the federal reserve. Trades for a new pickup every year. Newer Cadillac or Town car sitting in the garage beside the new Chevy. He makes grandma drive one of his police interceptors with no hubcaps. One of them still has the cage up separating the front seat from the back seat. Yes, I said one of them, usually has a few in rotation. He drives an 03 Chevy with 300k miles as his normal driver. Wouldn’t want to put miles on that new Chevy, might hurt the trade in value.
About all I've gotten outta this is that Slummy is actually the real deal, he has a Crown Vic. Not just a Vic, but an actual X police Vic. See the push bar brackets on the front.
To have a Vic in some parts of the south is a right of passage, meaning you are the real deal.
What license plate on the front? Pics please. Still have the cage in it?
Wife’s grandparents have more money than the federal reserve. Trades for a new pickup every year. Newer Cadillac or Town car sitting in the garage beside the new Chevy. He makes grandma drive one of his police interceptors with no hubcaps. One of them still has the cage up separating the front seat from the back seat. Yes, I said one of them, usually has a few in rotation. He drives an 03 Chevy with 300k miles as his normal driver. Wouldn’t want to put miles on that new Chevy, might hurt the trade in value.
But does he know jacksh~t about cheese whizz ? Slim jims or beefaroni? I hope they get inhome care, they sound like nice folks !
You're right. Andy Griffith. I looked it up. Bill Cosby was the Puddin' er..a...pitchman.
That’s right jack, and I’m not even a boomer.
Originally Posted by jimy
I once hunted with a guy who's wife wrapped his sandwiches in tin foil , God only knows what he was thinking marrying that bitch, must have been a second cousin or something, I never talked to him or her again !
I hunted with a work buddy, his wife brought us a hot dish of fresh warm Pigs-n-a-blanket, at on the back of his property. 😃👍
Mandatory in any hunting chuck box along with saltines and thermos of coffee.
My grandfather used to get one of those nasty little tubes with Liverwurst, Knockwurst and some other disgusting organ-meat pate’ for his ritz crackers.
that chit smelled like a gutshot buck when he open it 🤮
Mandatory in any hunting chuck box along with saltines and thermos of coffee.
My grandfather used to get one of those nasty little tubes with Liverwurst, Knockwurst and some other disgusting organ-meat pate’ for his ritz crackers.
that chit smelled like a gutshot buck when he open it 🤮
Mandatory in any hunting chuck box along with saltines and thermos of coffee.
My grandfather used to get one of those nasty little tubes with Liverwurst, Knockwurst and some other disgusting organ-meat pate’ for his ritz crackers.
that chit smelled like a gutshot buck when he open it 🤮
Sounds to me like it wasn't properly aged, or it was a package of bad ritz crackers, either way one bad apple.................
I bet I could make up some dog food pate and feed it to you guys on saltines and most'd be back for 2nds
Like your special, puufff, I know guys that pay extra for that IPA beer, natty lites not good enough for them when there's "Dog lickin azz ale" on the whine list !
put that on a ritz cracker - damn, thats good eatin
that corona virus hits, I'm just gonna stock up on it and some saltines
MMMmm paired with a good Kentucky wine. Artificial Berry flavor should compliment the cheddar eh?
I've knocked out alot of BF over the years. I think Arbor Mist replaced it for the white trash city folk.
''Hey now, that Arbor Mist blackberry is pretty dang good stuff! I know it's high class 'cause it don't come inna' box. Me an' my pard Randall do like it well!
About all I've gotten outta this is that Slummy is actually the real deal, he has a Crown Vic. Not just a Vic, but an actual X police Vic. See the push bar brackets on the front. To have a Vic in some parts of the south is a right of passage, meaning you are the real deal. What license plate on the front? Pics please. Still have the cage in it?
Those brackets are for mounting his deer stand when slumy and reny go road hunting.
I'm ashamed to be the first to mention this but, a can of cheese and a handful of slim jims is the survival food of champions, that sh~t will last most of a generation in the game pouch of a canvas hunting coat, yet will be there for you when the blogana goes bad, waterproof and everstuff !
Winner winner chikin dinner. No shame there at all!
Mandatory in any hunting chuck box along with saltines and thermos of coffee.
Never had any of those.
I mind the time that my Dad and I went fishing on Lake o' the Pines in east Texas. My Uncle and his cousin taken us on Cuz's old aluminum vee bottom that looked like something out of Gilligan's Island and was indeed, sea-worthy. Lake o' the Pines was full of pine stumps just invisible under the water. We'd shear a pin jumpin' those stumps every little bit. It got up over 100 that day and we ran out of water. Rather than go in, those old boys would just dip the jug in the lake and drink out of it. We stopped at an old-timey fish-camp in some cove and ate whatever they had. Pre-wrapped bologna or ham sammiches and cheez whiz out of the jar. I learned how to eat Cheez Whiz proper. They would dip their pocket knife in the stuff and eat a big glob with every bite of their sammich. Cholesterol probly off-the-charts.
Nooooo. that sh~ts all fat free, that's why it last so long, and taste soooo good. Old timers ate that stuff while they were camping to make sure they they never got the bacon grease sh~tz ! I think it kills beaver fever too !
Pretty sure a few of them went on some backpacking trips too.....................lighter packaging than the canned version.
About all I've gotten outta this is that Slummy is actually the real deal, he has a Crown Vic. Not just a Vic, but an actual X police Vic. See the push bar brackets on the front. To have a Vic in some parts of the south is a right of passage, meaning you are the real deal. What license plate on the front? Pics please. Still have the cage in it?
Those brackets are for mounting his deer stand when slumy and reny go road hunting.
My dad used to buy the Kraft flavored pseudo cheese in the little glass jars, Then the little jars did second duty as juice classes.
Haha
We relation?
I love the pineapple cream cheese in a jar.
If one is having a hard time finding free glasses, just go to the Mexican section at the grocery and get some mole for your chiggum. I have one of the jars for taking my supplements in the AM.
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