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Posted By: JGRaider No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
https://obamawatcher.com/2019/07/homedepot/


After hearing that the Home Depot corporation had decided to patriotically donate money to President Trump’s 2020 reelection campaign instead of bowing to back one of the socialist nincompoops currently jockeying for position, Obama and his foundation quickly hit the stock market, and gobbled up 51% of the company, establishing controlling interest. Now, he and his wife will have the top seats of the executive board and make or approve any and all company decisions.
Posted By: hanco Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
I won’t buy cshit from them!
Market cap of HD is over 200 Billion Dollars.

Obama and his foundation have 100 Billion dollars to spend on a single stock?

I don't think so.

When did he file his 8k with the SEC for acquiring over 8% of the stock?

The key to great satire is making it believable.
Posted By: Snowwolfe Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
BS. Obama is not the 17th richest man in the USA. I doubt he could make the top 5,000. I claim the entire article is a fabrication.
Posted By: Fubarski Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
Article also says O'Buckwheat bought Chik-fil-A.

Not hardly.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
Jeezbuz people, hit the frigging about button on that site.

Does Mad Magazine or National Lampoon meaning anything to y'all.

B.S.Meter is pegged.


AKA Satire!
Posted By: Morewood Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
The linked website and article is satire.
Posted By: Stickfight Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
Originally Posted by hanco
I won’t buy cshit from them!


You should blame your parents for this.
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Jeezbuz people, hit the frigging about button on that site.

Does Mad Magazine or National Lampoon meaning anything to y'all.


What was your first clue?

Was it at the top of the page?

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HOME BARACK OBAMA FAN FICTION Obamas Buy Controlling Interest In Home Depot


Or the bottom of the page?

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Copyright 1776 - 2906 - Paid Liberal Trolls of America
Posted By: JGRaider Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
At least some of you got the humor. Not surprised AS remains clueless.
Posted By: 22250rem Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
That's O.K...... They aren't that close to me and there's a Lowes that's more convenient for me anyway. Besides; it's satire.
Posted By: SAcharlie Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
Originally Posted by Morewood
The linked website and article is satire.

No better place than here to put the women in a tizzy.
Posted By: 1minute Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
I don't think so.
Posted By: 35 Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
Lowes must of had something to do with that article. smile
Posted By: JamesJr Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
Fake. If Obama was going to buy anything it'd be KFC.
Posted By: sse Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
i've got the brooklyn bridge up for sale
Posted By: 5sdad Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20

Would that be Hi Deo No Mo?
Posted By: RockyRaab Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
And now, another chapter of "Gullible's Travels."
Posted By: papat Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
I noticed the Chick Fil A thing too. Not public traded. Kind of hoses the rest.
Posted By: luv2safari Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
Originally Posted by JGRaider
At least some of you got the humor. Not surprised AS remains clueless.



LOL...should have saved that one for April 1!

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Posted By: 280shooter Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20

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Posted By: rem141r Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
i hope you're not really that fuggen stupid. no offense of course.
Posted By: kingston Re: No Mo Home Depot For Me - 03/29/20
Originally Posted by JGRaider
https://obamawatcher.com/2019/07/homedepot/


After hearing that the Home Depot corporation had decided to patriotically donate money to President Trump’s 2020 reelection campaign instead of bowing to back one of the socialist nincompoops currently jockeying for position, Obama and his foundation quickly hit the stock market, and gobbled up 51% of the company, establishing controlling interest. Now, he and his wife will have the top seats of the executive board and make or approve any and all company decisions.



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