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CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus

Posted By: nyrifleman

CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Oh please go give your brother a big wet kiss Fredo.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/31/media/chris-cuomo-coronavirus/index.html

Maybe he spread it around the CNN "news"room.

Not wishing anyone dead, mind you.

Just a little time off air.

Posted By: efw

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Fredo
Posted By: slumlord

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

I bet it’s fake just for drama and ratings
Posted By: slumlord

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Like when Rasputia was “wit chyld”
Posted By: wdenike

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by slumlord
I bet it’s fake just for drama and ratings





Sad but how true.






Take care, Willie
Posted By: jk16

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

He is now "Chris Corona"..
Posted By: Rugies

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Im betting it is a Cathy Griffin type fake to, but Andy was just on Chris show .
Posted By: kid0917

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

too bad. forgot to wash his hands, maybe......watch him heroically read the news from his private hospital room.
Hope juicing to show off your body building does not make the virus worse.
Posted By: tndrbstr

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by slumlord
I bet it’s fake just for drama and ratings

Yep, that seems to be a common thread with that network. . Kind of like Anderson cooper standing in a ditch to make a flood zone look worse that it was. Or the news guy getting blown away during a hurricane when folks on the other side of the street were just walking normally. They must go to BS training classes to come up with that stuff.
Posted By: MM879

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Sure looked like (Fredo) Andrew was making a play to nationalize the Medical System today.
Posted By: Ghostinthemachine

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by slumlord
I bet it’s fake just for drama and ratings


That was absolutely my first thought too. He's a scumbag, tough guy Fredo.
Posted By: OrangeOkie

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by wdenike
Originally Posted by slumlord
I bet it’s fake just for drama and ratings


Sad but how true.


My first thought.

+1
Posted By: Ghostinthemachine

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

I'm calling bullshit. False flag type crap.

Posted By: nighthawk

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Something funny here, just mow heard a pbs news summary report that Cuomo tested positive but had no symptoms. CDC guidelines are that you don't get tested unless you have symptoms.
Posted By: 673

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Let President Trump interview him.
Posted By: kid0917

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by MM879
Sure looked like (Fredo) Andrew was making a play to nationalize the Medical System today.

seemed like he was on for a long time, I had him on mute of course
Posted By: Quak

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

I wouldn’t wish this on anyone
Posted By: CharlieFoxtrot

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Posted By: tpcollins

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by jk16
He is now "Chris Corona"..



Actually it should be Fredo Corona.
Posted By: AB2506

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

I was going to say he picked it up in a gay bar, but according to my Google search he is married to a woman.
Posted By: dubePA

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

One down, one more to go. Not normally how I view bad news for someone else. But I can make the occasional exceptions, as warranted? So if more rat turd libs at CNN/MSNBC get the virus, or Lemon and Cooper get HIV, so be it. Our nation can only benefit from such bad tidings.
Posted By: Seafire

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by Quak
I wouldn’t wish this on anyone


minus democRATs, neither would I.....
















actually I'm lying... communists, Radical Muslims, Kate Brown.. etc etc etc...telemarketers....
Posted By: Rugies

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by nighthawk
Something funny here, just mow heard a pbs news summary report that Cuomo tested positive but had no symptoms. CDC guidelines are that you don't get tested unless you have symptoms.

Well aint that something? Kinda makes you wonder how hes gonna broadcast from his basement . Maybe he will build and broadcast all on his own in quarrentine. Wonder if he will fake a cough or two.
Posted By: ingwe

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by nighthawk
Something funny here, just mow heard a pbs news summary report that Cuomo tested positive but had no symptoms. CDC guidelines are that you don't get tested unless you have symptoms.



Gee, I'm shocked.

You don't suppose this could be fake news do you?
Posted By: OrangeOkie

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by tpcollins
Originally Posted by jk16
He is now "Chris Corona"..



Actually it should be Fredo Corona.


Sounds like a cigar that Billary Clinton would smoke
Posted By: rockinbbar

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Fredo Corona!

laugh
Posted By: moosemike

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Thoughts and prayers. I like Chris.
Posted By: Mannlicher

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Awwwwww. What a shame
Posted By: RockyRaab

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Pay attention, nighthawk. REGULAR people have to have symptoms (and luck) to get tested. Celebrities, pro athletes, politicians, and other elites merely have to go "cough" and they get the full roster of medical care.
Posted By: BayouRover

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by nighthawk
Something funny here, just mow heard a pbs news summary report that Cuomo tested positive but had no symptoms. CDC guidelines are that you don't get tested unless you have symptoms.



Gee, I'm shocked.

You don't suppose this could be fake news do you?



Either that or his big brother just happened to notice a few extra tests laying under some important papers on the corner of his desk so he gave them away to close kin. All while complaining that he doesn't have enough supplies.........

Naw, that's impossible. It would never happen like that.......
Posted By: local_dirt

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by nighthawk
Something funny here, just mow heard a pbs news summary report that Cuomo tested positive but had no symptoms. CDC guidelines are that you don't get tested unless you have symptoms.





Then my question becomes, how the hell did he get tested?

Andrew the Crime Boss probably pulling strings to get his entire family tested.. if it's true at all.
Posted By: local_dirt

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by moosemike
Thoughts and prayers. I like Chris.




Shocking.
Posted By: BayouRover

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by local_dirt
Originally Posted by nighthawk
Something funny here, just mow heard a pbs news summary report that Cuomo tested positive but had no symptoms. CDC guidelines are that you don't get tested unless you have symptoms.





Then my question becomes, how the hell did he get tested?

Andrew the Crime Boss probably pulling strings to get his entire family tested.. if it's true at all.


If it is true, I'm betting that the Gov will find however many respirators his family will need in a coat closet in the Governor's mansion. He forgot that he bought them 5 years ago to provide oxygen to his fish tanks.
Posted By: cas6969

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Crap! I should have been more specific with my prayers!
Posted By: Oldelkhunter

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

I'll Pray for him and Nancy
Posted By: rockinbbar

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by moosemike
Thoughts and prayers. I like Chris.



LOL.

You BOTH need to go for a boat ride.
Posted By: local_dirt

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by BayouRover
Originally Posted by local_dirt
Originally Posted by nighthawk
Something funny here, just mow heard a pbs news summary report that Cuomo tested positive but had no symptoms. CDC guidelines are that you don't get tested unless you have symptoms.





Then my question becomes, how the hell did he get tested?

Andrew the Crime Boss probably pulling strings to get his entire family tested.. if it's true at all.


If it is true, I'm betting that the Gov will find however many respirators his family will need in a coat closet in the Governor's mansion. He forgot that he bought them 5 years ago to provide oxygen to his fish tanks.




You'd think Ny'ers would get tired of those bastids.
Posted By: bbassi

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by local_dirt
Originally Posted by BayouRover
Originally Posted by local_dirt
Originally Posted by nighthawk
Something funny here, just mow heard a pbs news summary report that Cuomo tested positive but had no symptoms. CDC guidelines are that you don't get tested unless you have symptoms.





Then my question becomes, how the hell did he get tested?

Andrew the Crime Boss probably pulling strings to get his entire family tested.. if it's true at all.


If it is true, I'm betting that the Gov will find however many respirators his family will need in a coat closet in the Governor's mansion. He forgot that he bought them 5 years ago to provide oxygen to his fish tanks.




You'd think Ny'ers would get tired of those bastids.

Oh, we are. Have been for years.
Posted By: luv2safari

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by Quak
I wouldn’t wish this on anyone



I'm far more generous, I guess.
Posted By: bigsqueeze

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by nyrifleman
Oh please go give your brother a big wet kiss Fredo.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/31/media/chris-cuomo-coronavirus/index.html

Maybe he spread it around the CNN "news"room.

Not wishing anyone dead, mind you.

Just a little time off air.

.....................I have another CNN candidate who would be the perfect patient for the Coronavirus.............Jim GFY Acosta.......This guy is a damned punk!
Posted By: 22250rem

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Not very many will miss him if he's off the air. CNN's audience is so tiny that it wouldn't really be noticed much, if at all. But big brother Andy will probably keep America updated on his daily "fearless leader here to save the world" TV soap opera that he's currently starring in.
Posted By: 12344mag

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

I wonder how Ruth is doing?
Posted By: CharlieFoxtrot

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Most likely embalmed with Purell.
Posted By: luv2safari

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Originally Posted by 12344mag
I wonder how Ruth is doing?



Battery is running down, I hear.

Her animatronics were installed 2 1/2 years ago.
Posted By: VarmintGuy

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Nyrifleman: Envision older brother "Michael" (from the Godfather movie!) talking to his younger brother "Fredo" and saying "I told you Fredo what comes around goes around - and YOU didn't believe me"!
I say, suffer in silence Fredo Cuomo you absolute worthless piece of dogshit!
Maybe the worthless piece of dogshit now known as "Fredo" will reassess his life?
Screw Fredo and the worthtless son of bitches and daughters of whores he works with.
"Karma" it can be a bitch - huh, Fredo?
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
Posted By: OldGrayWolf

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 03/31/20

Hope the brother both die from it. Slowly. And maybe if we are lucky, everyone at CNN will have it too, same fate. I hate commies.
Posted By: Old_Toot

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 04/01/20

Damn.

Tuff crowd here.
Posted By: local_dirt

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 04/01/20

Originally Posted by 22250rem
Not very many will miss him if he's off the air. CNN's audience is so tiny that it wouldn't really be noticed much, if at all. But big brother Andy will probably keep America updated on his daily "fearless leader here to save the world" TV soap opera that he's currently starring in.



It does make you want to toss a good meal.
Posted By: KenMi

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 04/01/20

So, is Accosted Jim in lockdown now?
Posted By: Anaconda

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 04/01/20

If Chris Cuomo really has Corvid 19, I wish him a speedy and complete recovery.
But with all the BS that comes from him and CNN, this really sounds like a publicity stunt.
Posted By: Beaver10

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 04/01/20

I heard it was Dick Cancer - of the mouth...🖕🏾😎
Posted By: g5m

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 04/01/20

Maybe it's just 'CNN actor'..
Posted By: jaguartx

Re: CNN anchor Chris Cuomo diagnosed with coronavirus - 04/01/20

Originally Posted by Anaconda
If Chris Cuomo really has Corvid 19, I wish him a speedy and complete recovery.
But with all the BS that comes from him and CNN, this really sounds like a publicity stunt.

I would wish he would be real sick a long time on Zero care.
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