So I'm not a big fan of taking 40% of your paycheck, giving 2% back and calling it a stimulus but it's where we are right now.

They've set up an automated number tho to check on your ETA for your own money - 1- 833-668-6387

April 13 is where I'm at right now - so if it actually comes thru - I think it's going straight to savings. Going to be rough and I doubt our communist governor here in WI is going to lift the shelter in place order where a guy could even spend it.

I receive a pension from Ford Motor Co plus Social Security.

Having to stay home is actually saving me money. I still have 3/4 tank of gas in my truck, only gone to the grocery in the past 2 weeks.

Not sure why I need a $1200 stimulus check but I’ll take it.

I don't need it, but if everyone else is going to get it, I may as well also.

I think the date they give you for the ETA is based upon what month you filed your taxes last year.

I filed in very early last year and when I called the # - April which seems quick for this year. Dunno.

If necessary it will be used to supplement my employee's pay.

I just came back from our Tax man. We don't rate one, but if we did, I'd send it back

Or to trump’s 2020 campaign.

Even though I bet a dozen others have called the # and wont admit they did on here cause of some pride or embarrasment reason



Gawd dammit....
Good one!!!
April fools!!!!


LOL!!!!

No chit! About time.

Thanks for being stand up on that one....

savings deposit.....then send it back to Trump on July 15th.....

Yeah bastard I called it from work

I fell for it nice

How many times did you hit redial?

I won’t get one, but after seeing the April fools joke aspect, I called it. Got busy signal. I suppose lots of 24HRC guys were calling at the same time.

what does it say? 🤣

Ok, fuggit

I had to do it, lol

We ain’t getting cshit. I would give to son if I did get one.

Got me!!

Yes, I want a stimulus check! I'm going to use it to stimulate myself with a 1958 Styer Mannlicher SL in .222

I don't need it yet. But I'm sure as hell not going to piss it away. It will be rat holed and saved for emergencies at least until this lets up.

Dial 555-5555

If we get it, same w us. But w 50 employees gonna be kind of difficult to decides who gets it, how much & how to keep it quiet 🤦🏼‍♂️


It reminds me of watching gun smoke & a building on fire & the bucket brigade hard after it. Nice gesture but prolly not gonna put the fire out 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm surprised that Trump isn't sending out some more bricks of government cheese to help offset the toiler paper shortage.

Eat a big bowl of macaroni and government cheese,..you ain't gonna schitt for four days.

Thanks! Apparently, the representative was looking for some kind of deposit....

I already found out about my check.

It was routed wrong so the IRS called and got the account info and proper routing.

Should be in my account by this evening.

Chronically constipated most the time anyway...

Laffin my azz off.

cool. We file as early as we can every year but last year we were missing stuff and were busy and had to file an extension.

Not that we need or want the money but then again I could be unemployed most of this year so.... and like you said, its my damn money anyway that they steal from me. To give to illegals and idiot lazy liberal democrat voters....

Ditto situation, but we may not qualify because of income. And both our renters are still working....house and vehicles paid off. Pantry and freezer still well up. 6 week supply of dog food. Stocks are worth 1/3 what they were 6 months ago, but they'll be back.

Wife squandering money on un-necessary home remodeling... Guess who is doing most of the work? Just bought her a 6 pack of wine bottles, so we are good to go....

My thoughts exactly.

If they can give 350 million of my taxes to Africa; I'm taking every cent they toss my way. I despise government.