Arkansas never disappoints.

i didn't watch it but one of their names has to be randy.

Did one press charges? WTF would the police be involved?

I thought I destroyed the negative and only existing photo.

Ya musta been drunk and destroyed the winning Powerball ticket.

Did not realize there was a law against research.

DUH!!! - Yeah it hurts!
State cop took a 44 mag nearly point blank into his chest, some years back - south of Santa Fe.
Next morning he was interviewed on TV. Big guy, around 220 IIRC, wearing bib overalls.
At the end of the interview, he laid the bib down, showing a bruise that looked over basketball size. VERY deep purple!!!

I’d say don’t shoot your friends in the vest.

Alcohol or no alcohol.

Dayum. I think you must be right.

I would say the member I was trying to protect owes me, but that could backfire bigly.

They should have tried it with a bow.