While doing a refi on the house got asked several questions but this was the best:

"When you got up this morning, were you a male or female?"

How would you have answered?

with hilarious laughter!

stupid buy-in to mental illness.
none for me, thanks
Kid out

Who the hell are you borrowing money from anyway??

Some guy named SACharlie..........

This was one of three federal must be asked but you don't have to answer questions...other 2 not as funny.

The correct answer is yes

"When I first got up and before coffee, I was a bit bitchy and not thinking clearly. I did manage to pee standing up though."

Fgold767: You're joking right?
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

You could have said,"Yeah, I REALLY got UP this morning and was a male in a female"

Your question is causing me to give serious thought on the ability of this institution to make sound financial decisions..."

If you want the quickest government approval, the correct answer probably involves “I have the anatomy of X but identify as Y.”

I suspect this wording was driven by previous customer interactions.