But, if the Flave was to find himself deep in the shît stew again, what would be the reason?
Your guesses are needed and there’s money attached.
The member who guesses a FUTURE reason for Dave, Clark, or their Master to be sent to purgatory will receive a $50 dollar gift card to Victoria’s Secret or Walmart - Winners option.
Rules:
Only 1 guess per post.
Rick Bin can’t guess.
Deflave is also prohibited from guessing because he would win.
All the members who have me on ignore because I like Flave can’t guess either, since they can’t read this.
Gift Card will be held in escrow by our resident and most trustworthy Joo lawyer - Brother Remsen.
I will hazard a guess that the 'flavester obtained drone footage of your super secret fishin' hole location and swooped in and cleaned it out with a gill net like the Jeebus and his 'postles.
You reported the transgression to the Bin.
Dave, Clark, or Travis perhaps, was contacted by said owner, told to knock that scheidt off, upon which the 'flave promply and vigorously protested with a big bold red oversize font
GFY
Geno
PS, WalMart please. We're old now and the wife isn't much for the VS stuff anymore.
I will hazard a guess that the 'flavester obtained drone footage of your super secret fishin' hole location and swooped in and cleaned it out with a gill net like the Jeebus and his 'postles.
You reported the transgression to the Bin.
Dave, Clark, or Travis perhaps, was contacted by said owner, told to knock that scheidt off, upon which the 'flave promply and vigorously protested with a big bold red oversize font
GFY
Geno
PS, WalMart please. We're old now and the wife isn't much for the VS stuff anymore.
G, I have been forced to set up cameras because of your threats of invasion onto my pond honey hole.
FYI....The State just dropped another 800 trout into it early last week. Love them stocker trout. 🙄😎
Ok Beav, my guess is.... Flave will state the obvious.... feelers will be hurt.... vagisil will not fix it..... then BAM..... banhammer be coming down on the Flavester
Then Jim will sent a heartfelt appeal to Rick, and Flave we be released from purgatory with conditions...... rinse and repeat, the new kinder campfire....
And the crowd cheers..... campfire saved from boredom and boomer post.... hahahahahha
Oh and Beav, don't bother sending me the prize... I am going rogue in a couple days.... homeland security be tryin to track me down via helicopter for breaking quarantine.... hint......... they should start looking for me at the fishing hole.... ha
Oh and Beav, don't bother sending me the prize... I am going rogue in a couple days.... homeland security be tryin to track me down via helicopter for breaking quarantine.... hint......... they should start looking for me at the fishing hole.... ha
Copy Bro...Be safe, enjoy the wilds of Montana and send up a flare to me via pics of your conquests.
This is sacrilege Beaver! We just got Flave back, we shall not discuss his leaving us again!
At least for another week or so anyway. IMO only of course
Excellent point Skank. I’m trying to desensitize our Mods so in the future should some transgression take place. It will already have been discussed and thus, rendered harmless.
Good Lord...Why did you pick “Skankhunter” as your name?
This is sacrilege Beaver! We just got Flave back, we shall not discuss his leaving us again!
At least for another week or so anyway. IMO only of course
Excellent point Skank. I’m trying to desensitize our Mods so in the future should some transgression take place. It will already have been discussed and thus, rendered harmless.
Good Lord...Why did you pick “Skankhunter” as your name?
Cracks me up when I see it. 😎
LOL, from a couple episodes of South Park... Big fan here. Great comedy, no one nor any situation is safe from their satire.
I don’t know what it’ll be but I will be in the “Free the Flave” camp when it does. . . Does that make me gay? I hope not cause I really like women and I’m too old for all that fashion and grooming crap that’s involved with the lifestyle. . .
Travis has feelings, too. People forget that sometimes. He’s really trying to harness that wickedness and use it for good.
Perfect example is Brother Remsen. He tried unsuccessfully to kill Deflave...Did Clark or Dave seek vengeance against Remsen? No!
He offered his hand or a twig in friendship.
Enough said. Deflave is now 3.0
😎
I am not so sure I was unsuccessful. First, HE IS RISEN, which strongly implies that before that time, he was NOT RISEN (i.e., dead). So how can someone rise from the dead without first being dead? Big Jim is the one who resurrected Our Lord and Flaviour, but I, working through my goyische muscle (aka Rick Bin), was the one who dispatched Travis/Clark/Dave/Deflave like he was an iguana taunting a shillelagh.
Travis has feelings, too. People forget that sometimes. He’s really trying to harness that wickedness and use it for good.
Perfect example is Brother Remsen. He tried unsuccessfully to kill Deflave...Did Clark or Dave seek vengeance against Remsen? No!
He offered his hand or a twig in friendship.
Enough said. Deflave is now 3.0
😎
I am not so sure I was unsuccessful. First, HE IS RISEN, which strongly implies that before that time, he was NOT RISEN (i.e., dead). So how can someone rise from the dead without first being dead? Big Jim is the one who resurrected Our Lord and Flaviour, but I, working through my goyische muscle (aka Rick Bin), was the one who dispatched Travis/Clark/Dave/Deflave like he was an iguana taunting a shillelagh.
Whoa there young fella, YOU dispatched Deflave like an iguana taunting a shillelagh?? You must be held accountable for your sins!
I am not so sure I was unsuccessful. First, HE IS RISEN, which strongly implies that before that time, he was NOT RISEN (i.e., dead). So how can someone rise from the dead without first being dead? Big Jim is the one who resurrected Our Lord and Flaviour, but I, working through my goyische muscle (aka Rick Bin), was the one who dispatched Travis/Clark/Dave/Deflave like he was an iguana taunting a shillelagh.
A bad sign? Was I born under one and need to fear ZOCHT? You and firebalz need to get together and dox those that make you cry yourself to sleep. "flave has joined the ranks of scooter guys and will probably be seeking your guidance. Brace yourself and mentor him like a boss.
Mike, tomorrow I start a Keto diet complete with fasting. I’m gonna be such a mean cûnt. This thread was my last attempt at bringing us close in the spirit of fire side kinship before I walk the razors edge of hunger...I tried.
Mike, tomorrow I start a Keto diet complete with fasting. I’m gonna be such a mean cûnt. This thread was my last attempt at bringing us close in the spirit of fire side kinship before I walk the razors edge of hunger...I tried.
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After you lose all that weight can we still call you Chubby, as in I got a Chubby?
I will hazard a guess that the 'flavester obtained drone footage of your super secret fishin' hole location and swooped in and cleaned it out with a gill net like the Jeebus and his 'postles.
You reported the transgression to the Bin.
Dave, Clark, or Travis perhaps, was contacted by said owner, told to knock that scheidt off, upon which the 'flave promply and vigorously protested with a big bold red oversize font
GFY
Geno
PS, WalMart please. We're old now and the wife isn't much for the VS stuff anymore.
Hey,as a side note... Dave or Clark.... Flaver isn't the original group leader of the Dave Clark Five of 1960s fame is he? thought he was younger than that...born in the 80s or sumpin like that...
My guess is he'll get put in the penalty box next time for calling someone a F uggen Spook once again...
If I win, my choice is one of the Victoria Secret's Models... preferably a good looking tall English Redhead... a Bra Model.. an Irish or Scottish Redhead would also work out real well....
Mike, tomorrow I start a Keto diet complete with fasting. I’m gonna be such a mean cûnt. This thread was my last attempt at bringing us close in the spirit of fire side kinship before I walk the razors edge of hunger...I tried.
😎
After you lose all that weight can we still call you Chubby, as in I got a Chubby?
Of course you can...Losing the extra Beaver weight will help me see my chubby I thought I had misplaced. Laffin 😎
Be sittin' there in a big leather chair shoulder deep in some cow's puss, talkin' 'bout, "Lay down in that couch right there and tell me about how bad ya mama treated ya."
Be sittin' there in a big leather chair shoulder deep in some cow's puss, talkin' 'bout, "Lay down in that couch right there and tell me about how bad ya mama treated ya."
Multitasking,....it's the 21st century way to be.
Originally Posted by Bristoe
"moooOOOOOOoooo", says the cow while some poor lost soul is pouring his heart out to you.
Originally Posted by Bristoe
"Take two Prozac and call me in the morning", says Jim Conrad. "But before you leave, grab onto this calf's hind leg and help me yank."
This is sacrilege Beaver! We just got Flave back, we shall not discuss his leaving us again!
At least for another week or so anyway. IMO only of course
Excellent point Skank. I’m trying to desensitize our Mods so in the future should some transgression take place. It will already have been discussed and thus, rendered harmless.
Good Lord...Why did you pick “Skankhunter” as your name?
Cracks me up when I see it. 😎
LOL, from a couple episodes of South Park... Big fan here. Great comedy, no one nor any situation is safe from their satire.
ETA: Good thinking on your part I reackon.
And here I thought you'd been through Portland OR and know where all the "gentlemen's clubs" are.
Geno
PS, if not Potlandia, then pic a big city, any city................Potlandia just has some skanky ones............
PPS and some nice ones that deliver food during The Corona.
Not this one. My life is too good to be threatening.
I do wonder about you getting a MD though, emphasis in the psychiatric trades .
Might bring in a bit of extra income on the Hi-Line. Probably a fella or two up there needs some help with his noggin........and he maybe can help at calving and harvest times too? With the technology available, he could maybe be in a tractor pouring out his troubles on a phone or something while cutting hay.........for more than $12 an hour of course..........the Hi-Line ain't NY after all.
I had such high hopes of communion amongst us that my heart lept, I tell you....🙄😎
Leaping heart?
You're not even of boomer age yet.................best get that looked into....................might be a confounding factor if you get exposed to The Corona.
You're too valuable around here. Starting threads like this doesn't come easy to some of the other folks.
If the economy doesn't get kicked into high gear, the part of my retirement funds that depends on that will suffer. I may need to come up and help you for a bit.
Paul, A lot of effort goes into getting Clark and Dave ready for a show...Hair, clothes, makeup, hair and Aviators.
It’s a process. 😬😎
I've heard rumors that at times they borrow a leopard print thong for shows too.
Geno
I always pictured the back stage scenes of the Deflave show more like a hard rock band after party..... groupies , sluts, gallons of booze.... and pure debauchery....
Paul, A lot of effort goes into getting Clark and Dave ready for a show...Hair, clothes, makeup, hair and Aviators.
It’s a process. 😬😎
I've heard rumors that at times they borrow a leopard print thong for shows too.
Geno
I always pictured the back stage scenes of the Deflave show more like a hard rock band after party..... groupies , sluts, gallons of booze.... and pure debauchery....
I expect a lecture on string theory any minnit, now.
Hey, did you ever find the toyota keys ?
Right?
Bristle has all kinds of cool threads, broken water lines, 8N stories, neighbors pond, can't forget the iconic "cane patch"....... riveting.....
I like Bristle, I really do.... except when he goes all fireballz......
Remember the one where he cut a tree down and found a pot of gold? Or was that fireball? Wait it might have wabigon after he got some free burgers then cut a tree down..
Paul, A lot of effort goes into getting Clark and Dave ready for a show...Hair, clothes, makeup, hair and Aviators.
It’s a process. 😬😎
I've heard rumors that at times they borrow a leopard print thong for shows too.
Geno
I always pictured the back stage scenes of the Deflave show more like a hard rock band after party..... groupies , sluts, gallons of booze.... and pure debauchery....
I see more of a poetry reading and drinking good wine after his shows. Deflave has reading glasses on but they are at the tip of his nose.
Paul, A lot of effort goes into getting Clark and Dave ready for a show...Hair, clothes, makeup, hair and Aviators.
It’s a process. 😬😎
I've heard rumors that at times they borrow a leopard print thong for shows too.
Geno
I always pictured the back stage scenes of the Deflave show more like a hard rock band after party..... groupies , sluts, gallons of booze.... and pure debauchery....
I see more of a poetry reading and drinking good wine after his shows. Deflave has reading glasses on but they are at the tip of his nose.
Is he that guy with the little suede patches on the elbows of his tweed sportcoat?
Bristle has all kinds of cool threads, broken water lines, 8N stories, neighbors pond, can't forget the iconic "cane patch"....... riveting.....
If there was any justice around here, there would be a gofundme account set up for whenever I feel inclined to step in and salvage one of these boring ass threads.
Post number five buddy. That's when this thread started rollin'
Originally Posted by Valsdad
I will hazard a guess that the 'flavester obtained drone footage of your super secret fishin' hole location and swooped in and cleaned it out with a gill net like the Jeebus and his 'postles.
You reported the transgression to the Bin.
Dave, Clark, or Travis perhaps, was contacted by said owner, told to knock that scheidt off, upon which the 'flave promply and vigorously protested with a big bold red oversize font
GFY
Geno
PS, WalMart please. We're old now and the wife isn't much for the VS stuff anymore.
Bristle has all kinds of cool threads, broken water lines, 8N stories, neighbors pond, can't forget the iconic "cane patch"....... riveting.....
If there was any justice around here, there would be a gofundme account set up for whenever I feel inclined to step in and salvage one of these boring ass threads.
I have a few bucks I can part with B, set that schit up!
Bristle has all kinds of cool threads, broken water lines, 8N stories, neighbors pond, can't forget the iconic "cane patch"....... riveting.....
If there was any justice around here, there would be a gofundme account set up for whenever I feel inclined to step in and salvage one of these boring ass threads.
Bris, now that’s some low ball blowing words right there. Salvage a Beaver thread? Pfft,,,,,I can spin a yarn, mix in a few key ingredients and 20 pages happen.
My secret sauce recipe.
Don’t ever do a real call out thread. Makes you a cûnt for not handling your own business.
Have a topic that you’re actually interested in. Guns, hunting, shooting fur, feathers or human flesh.
Be willing to take a beating for starting such a thread.
Have a protagonist that will drive antagonist to post. See Deflave
Being bored and looking for some trouble, helps the creativity. Learning something in the process from others is a bonus when starting a thread.
Hope this helps you in your future endeavors.
PS,
You have some mad machinists skills. You should consider building some custom AK’s
You ought to stick to threads that are more your speed..... like can the 49ers beat Green Bay? or maybe Bristles cane patch..... you know important stuff that takes great analytical skill....
The cane patch has long since been rendered into mulch and disced under.
Today is another bonfire day. I had accumulated quite a number of tree stumps that were larger than I wanted to split up. So I dug a big hole, threw them in, and lit 'em up.
It's been burning since 10 this morning. It looks like a 48 hour fire.
I'm seriously considering getting a half pint to accompany me as I stand around it tonight.
Bristle has all kinds of cool threads, broken water lines, 8N stories, neighbors pond, can't forget the iconic "cane patch"....... riveting.....
If there was any justice around here, there would be a gofundme account set up for whenever I feel inclined to step in and salvage one of these boring ass threads.
Salvage a Beaver thread? Pfft,,,,,I can spin a yarn, mix in a few key ingredients and 20 pages happen.
PS,
You have some mad machinists skills. You should consider building some custom AK’s
😎
Thread dying out?
PM Geno,
He'll interject something offbeat, an previously unknown tidbit of info not mentioned yet, perhaps some well disguised humor, definitely something intelligent in one or more of his posts.
Voila.........post is gaining pages again.
Geno
PS, yep, I like the custom AK idea.
PPS all he really has to do to perk things up is to use a whole lot of words................the 'flave will be along shortly to chastise him. Works like a charm.
The cane patch has long since been rendered into mulch and disced under.
Today is another bonfire day. I had accumulated quite a number of tree stumps that were larger than I wanted to split up. So I dug a big hole, threw them in, and lit 'em up.
It's been burning since 10 this morning. It looks like a 48 hour fire.
I'm seriously considering getting a half pint to accompany me as I stand around it tonight.
1/2 pint of Makers Mark, cane fire, and Bris, will no doubt heat this thread up into a glorious spectacle of humor.
The cane patch has long since been rendered into mulch and disced under.
Today is another bonfire day. I had accumulated quite a number of tree stumps that were larger than I wanted to split up. So I dug a big hole, threw them in, and lit 'em up.
It's been burning since 10 this morning. It looks like a 48 hour fire.
I'm seriously considering getting a half pint to accompany me as I stand around it tonight.
1/2 pint of Makers Mark, cane fire, and Bris, will no doubt heat this thread up into a glorious spectacle of humor.
Start drinking now!
😎
Bristle with a half pint of shine, a gallon of gas and a match..... what could possibly go wrong? epic..... pic's or it didn't happen
Bristle with a half pint of shine, a gallon of gas and a match..... what could possibly go wrong? epic..... pic's or it didn't happen
No gas. A half dozen Durafllame logs topped with about a half pick-up load of old 2X4s chain sawed to length,...followed by some fireplace sized logs and then the big stumps and tree trunks.
You ought to stick to threads that are more your speed..... like can the 49ers beat Green Bay? or maybe Bristles cane patch..... you know important stuff that takes great analytical skill....
Bristle with a half pint of shine, a gallon of gas and a match..... what could possibly go wrong? epic..... pic's or it didn't happen
No gas. A half dozen Durafllame logs topped with about a half pick-up load of old 2X4s chain sawed to length,...followed by some fireplace sized logs and then the big stumps and tree trunks.
Bristle with a half pint of shine, a gallon of gas and a match..... what could possibly go wrong? epic..... pic's or it didn't happen
No gas. A half dozen Durafllame logs topped with about a half pick-up load of old 2X4s chain sawed to length,...followed by some fireplace sized logs and then the big stumps and tree trunks.
,..a dandy bon fire starting method.
A suburban alternative to 25 gallons of used motor oil.
Bristle with a half pint of shine, a gallon of gas and a match..... what could possibly go wrong? epic..... pic's or it didn't happen
No gas. A half dozen Durafllame logs topped with about a half pick-up load of old 2X4s chain sawed to length,...followed by some fireplace sized logs and then the big stumps and tree trunks.
,..a dandy bon fire starting method.
A suburban alternative to 25 gallons of used motor oil.
Schit top that off with a couple tires and a keg of beer and Slumy and Rene be havin a weenie roast.....
I had my kid mow it today. Daughter mowed the front. Son mowed the back. Got another yard to do before somebody complains. Glad I spend the majority of my time at my farm. People in town are like yappy little dogs without much territory. They're always over in your yard, have their kids over there, complaining about the way you do something, etc. Now that it's dark out, it makes me wanta go over and mow my whole lawn when they're trying to sleep.
In other news, I just changed the oil in the wife's Merc Mountaineer. Didn't need it that bad. Phillips "Shield" 5-30w. Some synthetic. Would have put Motorcraft in, but it's what I had on hand.
Nuking a pizza right now. Dunno if it will be any good. BLT sandwich for lunch, minus the LT. It was okay. Glad I got steaks in the freezer.
I had my kid mow it today. Daughter mowed the front. Son mowed the back. Got another yard to do before somebody complains. Glad I spend the majority of my time at my farm. People in town are like yappy little dogs without much territory. They're always over in your yard, have their kids over there, complaining about the way you do something, etc. Now that it's dark out, it makes me wanta go over and mow my whole lawn when they're trying to sleep.
In other news, I just changed the oil in the wife's Merc Mountaineer. Didn't need it that bad. Phillips "Shield" 5-30w. Some synthetic. Would have put Motorcraft in, but it's what I had on hand.
Nuking a pizza right now. Dunno if it will be any good. BLT sandwich for lunch, minus the LT. It was okay. Glad I got steaks in the freezer.
I hear the Fire Department is giving away Ball Park Burger patties if you can chase one of the trucks down.
I had my kid mow it today. Daughter mowed the front. Son mowed the back. Got another yard to do before somebody complains. Glad I spend the majority of my time at my farm. People in town are like yappy little dogs without much territory. They're always over in your yard, have their kids over there, complaining about the way you do something, etc. Now that it's dark out, it makes me wanta go over and mow my whole lawn when they're trying to sleep.
That might be a geographic problem.
My lawn service showed up yesterday while I was out, the fresh cut grass really baffled my new puppy when we got home...
In other news, I just changed the oil in the wife's Merc Mountaineer. Didn't need it that bad. Phillips "Shield" 5-30w. Some synthetic. Would have put Motorcraft in, but it's what I had on hand.
Nuking a pizza right now. Dunno if it will be any good. BLT sandwich for lunch, minus the LT. It was okay. Glad I got steaks in the freezer.
I hear the Fire Department is giving away Ball Park Burger patties if you can chase one of the trucks down.
Ballpark hamburger patties W/CHEESE. Don't ever forget the frigging cheese.
Man, dogs were all we had, during your sabbatical.
A poor substitute.
We tried a few things while you were, umm, away trying to fill the void of your absence.
Polka Dancing was an early idea from Jimbo. He suggested doing it wearing only a red onesie and white socks.
Kingston suggested we try watching Jon Wick and the Matrix backwards listening for secret messages from you.
I had another great idea to run a contest for your replacement...Call it more of a talent search.
There was some promising individuals but 79S would always get drunk and scare them off by screaming “You’re Not Deflave.” Gawt danm, he missed you.
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Yeah Trav, your absence truly affected more people, than Slum's.
You should feel blessed !
WTF???
was there ever a vote as to who we missed the most and who's disappearance mattered most?
Did you pass that one by the Campfire Cabal also, or are you just wingin' it in order to garner praise from 'flave?
Some folks might even miss Kawi more than the two in question here. Their voices need to be heard too.
Geno
PS, some might have been affected in positive ways by the absences of those two..............but I say fuggem. Just like the fugginchinese, fugginupeveryfugginthing
Stay with the program, stop doubting the choices, made on your behalf, for the betterment of society, by men, whose achievements are there for all to see !
Sheesh, You win 1 Beaver award & it goes to your head.
That reminds me of a guy in McCall Idaho that did that exact same thing drunk and went to the bar bragging to the wrong guys...He did not last long and he is ..Tough...He could see out of one eye though when he left..
Your messed up dude..You say this chit 3000 miles away..You need an azz whipp'n big time....
By now you may be catching on that the Circle Jerk Gang (CJG - patent pending but I hear it will be approved shortly) are thrilled that they have one "on the hook".
Posts come with an increasing, amazing speed, and never ending stupidity. They start replying to their own posts rapid fire, in a downward spiral of childishness.
It's how those 30 or 40 idiots here enjoy themselves. Over. And over.
Don't take it too seriously. The other few 10 thousand of us don't!
By now you may be catching on that the Circle Jerk Gang (CJG - patent pending but I hear it will be approved shortly) are thrilled that they have one "on the hook".
Posts come with an increasing, amazing speed, and never ending stupidity. They start replying to their own posts rapid fire, in a downward spiral of childishness.
It's how those 30 or 40 idiots here enjoy themselves. Over. And over.
Don't take it too seriously. The other few 10 thousand of us don't!
Duck of Death,
Give us another tutorial on The Corona and what it takes to achieve hero status.
Your messed up dude..You say this chit 3000 miles away..You need an azz whipp'n big time....
By now you may be catching on that the Circle Jerk Gang (CJG - patent pending but I hear it will be approved shortly) are thrilled that they have one "on the hook".
Posts come with an increasing, amazing speed, and never ending stupidity. They start replying to their own posts rapid fire, in a downward spiral of childishness.
It's how those 30 or 40 idiots here enjoy themselves. Over. And over.
Don't take it too seriously. The other few 10 thousand of us don't!
People stopped taking you serious the day you said you were in the trenches for Chinese flu..
Flave had to be calling the shots because the dog was the first killed in the Weaver ordeal..Then the wife..
Had to be Flave
You might find what happened to the Weavers to hold some level of comedic value.
I don't.
Figures..Most diiicks dont..
I mean really..You had me fooled for your comedy approach to things..You go to far for whatever it is your after just like Stealhead..You stop at nothing..No bounds..Anything goes..That's fuuucked up dude..Grow some and be a man without the puppy killing chit..One day you will say something like that in person and get your azz handed to you..Guaranteed...
Deflave isn't suddenly some serious, contemplative deep thinking individual about Ruby Ridge. Anything, everything, and anyone is a joke.
If he had a crack about Randy Weaver's shorts with a chit stain on hand, he'd be first on deck with it.
Ha Ha..
When I joined in 2004 I got battered by 10-15 at a time on this forum. for my not so kosher takes on others paperback opinions..I survived..Most of them are not here now...One on on..Not worried at all especially from a puppy beater.. . ..
Flave had to be calling the shots because the dog was the first killed in the Weaver ordeal..Then the wife..
Had to be Flave
I don't think so. The shooter was some sort of chink and the only way to get him into Idaho without raising an alarm was to dress him up like a Chicago Bears fan. Not all bears fans are flave.
Flave had to be calling the shots because the dog was the first killed in the Weaver ordeal..Then the wife..
Had to be Flave
I don't think so. The shooter was some sort of chink and the only way to get him into Idaho without raising an alarm was to dress him up like a Chicago Bears fan. Not all bears fans are flave.
FBI sniper and yes they are..The FBI takes people like Flave who live for attention and put them on the front lines to kill innocent people or puppies,in Flaves case..Weaver was okay,just trying to feed the family..Because Weaver was Green Beret,things went south in a hurry,not because of Randy but those afraid of him and his skills.
Flave is a puppy killer or he would never have posted what he did..
Let's compare basic training ...Me Fort Benning Georgia 1966..You where ever if ever..
We woke up at 5am....You?
Okay...Everyone of my instructors were fresh out of Vietnam with a different approach,not from the books..
How were your instructors?
Big guy, you realize you have about a 30 year age delta between you and Flave. Kinda like me asking you how long did it take to call your boyfriend using a rotary phone.
Big guy, you realize you have about a 30 year age delta between you and Flave. Kinda like me asking you how long did it take to call your boyfriend using a rotary phone.
Really...LOL
Been there done that more than once..More power to him if he can do it,better than Covid-19 taking my azz..
When you gt old,nothing really matters anymore..You hurt no matter what you do..Just like logging..Never a day without pain..
Big guy, you realize you have about a 30 year age delta between you and Flave. Kinda like me asking you how long did it take to call your boyfriend using a rotary phone.
Really...LOL
Been there done that more than once..More power to him if he can do it,better than Covid-19 taking my azz..
When you gt old,nothing really matters anymore..You hurt no matter what you do..Just like logging..Never a day without pain..
Big guy, you realize you have about a 30 year age delta between you and Flave. Kinda like me asking you how long did it take to call your boyfriend using a rotary phone.
Really...LOL
Been there done that more than once..More power to him if he can do it,better than Covid-19 taking my azz..
When you gt old,nothing really matters anymore..You hurt no matter what you do..Just like logging..Never a day without pain..
Truth...That’s why god made Vicodin and whiskey!
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Living in Oregon and knowing loggers I assume..Every day is a ripped shirt or a slap in the face from a branch..The pain tolerance goes way up with it happening daily and why so many get drunk and fight...They don't feel it like the average guy...
In other news, I just changed the oil in the wife's Merc Mountaineer. Didn't need it that bad. Phillips "Shield" 5-30w. Some synthetic. Would have put Motorcraft in, but it's what I had on hand.
Nuking a pizza right now. Dunno if it will be any good. BLT sandwich for lunch, minus the LT. It was okay. Glad I got steaks in the freezer.
I hear the Fire Department is giving away Ball Park Burger patties if you can chase one of the trucks down.
Just finished one. Not as good as Sam's Choice or whatnot, from...Sam's. Sam's wieners are bigger. Everybody likes a bigger wiener.
Big guy, you realize you have about a 30 year age delta between you and Flave. Kinda like me asking you how long did it take to call your boyfriend using a rotary phone.
Really...LOL
Been there done that more than once..More power to him if he can do it,better than Covid-19 taking my azz..
When you gt old,nothing really matters anymore..You hurt no matter what you do..Just like logging..Never a day without pain..
Truth...That’s why god made Vicodin and whiskey!
😎
Living in Oregon and knowing loggers I assume..Every day is a ripped shirt or a slap in the face from a branch..The pain tolerance goes way up with it happening daily and why so many get drunk and fight...They don't feel it like the average guy...
Man you were probably gd knot bumper on the landing.
So Flave,you have no recollection of basic training huh?..Think hard dude...I wanna talk about the gas chambers and the live fire and especially,your thoughts on those .50 caliber tracers over the noggin, not to let the live grenades go without here adue..or did the marines do that in basic?
So Flave,you have no recollection of basic training huh?..Think hard dude...I wanna talk about the gas chambers and the live fire and especially,your thoughts on those .50 caliber tracers over the noggin, not to let the live grenades go without here adue..or did the marines do that in basic?
So Flave,you have no recollection of basic training huh?..Think hard dude...I wanna talk about the gas chambers and the live fire and especially,your thoughts on those .50 caliber tracers over the noggin, not to let the live grenades go without here adue..or did the marines do that in basic?
Lets talk dude...
Go kick your wife and fugk your dog.
You lazy POS.
No chit you coward...You sir are a genuine coward..All talk and no action and no service,it appears....
Sounds like Deflave better buy himself that plane ticket to Idaho. I recommend flying into SLC then getting rental car. Unless knot bumper lives in the panhandle then look at flying into Boise.. interesting fact on Boise. The statehouse in Boise is geothermally heated from underground hot springs, pumped from a source 3,000 feet underground. Before you go to loggers place for said ass whooping you need to stop at Boise pie company, get a slab of their huckleberry pie. It is to die for!
I have always appreciated Deflaves honesty and integrity. Not sure why some turd puffers are always trying to bring that man down to their level. I say Rock On Travis, keep on keeping it real and kick the gas can on them and shoot some Roman candles over their heads and let them dribble down their weak knees!!!
Flave for President....2024
PS.... Flame will get in trouble because some weak feeble mindless dweeb got their feelers hurt...
I have always appreciated Deflaves honesty and integrity. Not sure why some turd puffers are always trying to bring that man down to their level. I say Rock On Travis, keep on keeping it real and kick the gas can on them and shoot some Roman candles over their heads and let them dribble down their weak knees!!!
Flave for President....2024
PS.... Flame will get in trouble because some weak feeble mindless dweeb got their feelers hurt...
Sounds like Deflave better buy himself that plane ticket to Idaho. I recommend flying into SLC then getting rental car. Unless knot bumper lives in the panhandle then look at flying into Boise.. interesting fact on Boise. The statehouse in Boise is geothermally heated from underground hot springs, pumped from a source 3,000 feet underground. Before you go to loggers place for said ass whooping you need to stop at Boise pie company, get a slab of their huckleberry pie. It is to die for!
Travelers Almanac, too..You never cease to amaze bro....👍🏻😎
I have always appreciated Deflaves honesty and integrity. Not sure why some turd puffers are always trying to bring that man down to their level. I say Rock On Travis, .
Another honorary member of the Circle Jerk Gang (trademarked)
I have always appreciated Deflaves honesty and integrity. Not sure why some turd puffers are always trying to bring that man down to their level. I say Rock On Travis, .
Another honorary member of the Circle Jerk Gang (trademarked)
I know some guys that will take their dogs to the vet to have them put down. This is cowardice.
I use a baseball bat.
That is what I had in mind for you,if need be..
I'm gonna beat you over the head with a Dachsund.
Deflave comes in with furious 1-2 combo dachshund jab, oh my god Deflave just delivered a mean chihuahua uppercut to logger.. Logger on the ropes, the ref steps in gives logger a 9 count. What is logger doing he’s taking his belt off??? He’s telling Deflave it’s time for discipline. Deflave steps oh my and 1-2 chihuahua jab, ok logger is flailing his belt uncontrollably. He hasn’t landed any yet. Deflave steps oh my god a viscous labradoodle knockout.
I am..I married a cop..She is tough and can put a hurt on a guy quick..Don't ask how I know that..I was even the dummie in her I am going to f,,uck you up classes at the PD...They liked me..LOL
I am..I married a cop..She is tough and can put a hurt on a guy quick..Don't ask how I know that..I was even the dummie in her I am going to f,,uck you up classes at the PD...They liked me..LOL
I am..I married a cop..She is tough and can put a hurt on a guy quick..Don't ask how I know that..I was even the dummie in her I am going to f,,uck you up classes at the PD...They liked me..LOL
I am..I married a cop..She is tough and can put a hurt on a guy quick..Don't ask how I know that..I was even the dummie in her I am going to f,,uck you up classes at the PD...They liked me..LOL
I feel a bridge of friendship being built...😎
I amm..She is the best thing that has ever happened to me..Right there in whatever case swinging away..Let me say that she..Is not afraid to do fisticuffs with anyone..She is a fighter...I hate prissy women..I think she has hit me more than anyone one man..LOL.No Pain/No gain..lol
I am..I married a cop..She is tough and can put a hurt on a guy quick..Don't ask how I know that..I was even the dummie in her I am going to f,,uck you up classes at the PD...They liked me..LOL
I am..I married a cop..She is tough and can put a hurt on a guy quick..Don't ask how I know that..I was even the dummie in her I am going to f,,uck you up classes at the PD...They liked me..LOL
I feel a bridge of friendship being built...😎
I amm..She is the best thing that has ever happened to me..Right there in whatever case swinging away..Let me say that she..Is not afraid to do fisticuffs with anyone..She is a fighter...I hate prissy women..I think she has hit me more than anyone one man..LOL.No Pain/No gain..lol
Uh i think you married dude.. which is totally cool man..
I am..I married a cop..She is tough and can put a hurt on a guy quick..Don't ask how I know that..I was even the dummie in her I am going to f,,uck you up classes at the PD...They liked me..LOL
I feel a bridge of friendship being built...😎
I amm..She is the best thing that has ever happened to me..Right there in whatever case swinging away..Let me say that she..Is not afraid to do fisticuffs with anyone..She is a fighter...I hate prissy women..I think she has hit me more than anyone one man..LOL.No Pain/No gain..lol
Well that’s special and I’m truly happy for you both....I imagine you’re very lucky she hasn’t shot you in the face, yet. 😎
I amm..She is the best thing that has ever happened to me..Right there in whatever case swinging away..Let me say that she..Is not afraid to do fisticuffs with anyone..She is a fighter...I hate prissy women..I think she has hit me more than anyone one man..LOL.No Pain/No gain..lol
I wouldn't let that filthy POS anywhere near my Ruckus.
Speaking of which, the Ruckus I was trying to buy on Craigslist went to a higher bidder and this is now my only option locally. I thought that with the right paint job and a Dukes of Hazard horn it would rise just to the level of a Ruckus. Is $850 a good deal? https://bozeman.craigslist.org/snw/d/bozeman-2004-honda-metropolitan/7114933565.html
Speaking of which, the Ruckus I was trying to buy on Craigslist went to a higher bidder and this is now my only option locally. I thought that with the right paint job and a Dukes of Hazard horn it would rise just to the level of a Ruckus. Is $850 a good deal? https://bozeman.craigslist.org/snw/d/bozeman-2004-honda-metropolitan/7114933565.html
Speaking of which, the Ruckus I was trying to buy on Craigslist went to a higher bidder and this is now my only option locally. I thought that with the right paint job and a Dukes of Hazard horn it would rise just to the level of a Ruckus. Is $850 a good deal? https://bozeman.craigslist.org/snw/d/bozeman-2004-honda-metropolitan/7114933565.html
I will maybe forget that I no longer drink, I'll end up in some dive bar, and I'll have vague memories of certain discussions here and wonder what fuggin difference it all made.
Do they give folks good meds for the 'mentia? Or just that hoakum they advertize on the tube that comes from jellyfish? (someone just had to find a use for all them that wash up on the beaches every year. All that free stuff, this is America, gotta be a way to make a profit off it)
Geno
PS, just doing my part to keep this going. I want to see where it goes.
I have always appreciated Deflaves honesty and integrity. Not sure why some turd puffers are always trying to bring that man down to their level. I say Rock On Travis, .
Another honorary member of the Circle Jerk Gang (trademarked)
Duck dude,
you gots the 'mentia already?
In one of your earlier posts it was "patent pending", not "trademarked"
Make up your mind before someone challenges you to a fight, with wiener dogs, or car doors.
Geno
PS not a member of the CJG as I have already been deemed a dysfunctional squirrel. The two cannot exist in the same sphere. Bad juju occurs.
Flave had to be calling the shots because the dog was the first killed in the Weaver ordeal..Then the wife..
Had to be Flave
I don't think so. The shooter was some sort of chink and the only way to get him into Idaho without raising an alarm was to dress him up like a Chicago Bears fan. Not all bears fans are flave.
Dago boy here finds references to a chink by a kike hilarious for some reason.
Maybe it's genetic, seems to run in your "tribe"...........Uncle Milty, George (who played GOD!, imagine that if you will, a Jew playing GOD!! ), Mel, and a whole lot more.
Of course, the antics of the Gentiles hereabouts provide a lot of material, eh?
In one of your earlier posts it was "patent pending", not "trademarked"
Make up your mind before someone challenges you to a fight, with wiener dogs, or car doors.
It's both. Actually, even more than that; patent-pending, trademarked, service marked, copyrighted... We've incorporated into a 501(c)3 if you'd like to donate - it's tax deductible!
I bring it in from Alaska, Lower valley meats in Kalispell Montana does the smoking and the chief at my local restaurant does the rest. I just toss him a pound at a time and he makes my appetizer for me..
I bring it in from Alaska, Lower valley meats in Kalispell Montana does the smoking and the chief at my local restaurant does the rest. I just toss him a pound at a time and he makes my appetizer for me..
So, yeah, I do that...
I was impressed with the starfish pattern of soy and wasabi. Delicate work right there. Grins
In one of your earlier posts it was "patent pending", not "trademarked"
Make up your mind before someone challenges you to a fight, with wiener dogs, or car doors.
It's both. Actually, even more than that; patent-pending, trademarked, service marked, copyrighted... We've incorporated into a 501(c)3 if you'd like to donate - it's tax deductible!
Very badly filleted, & atrociously over smoked - used to be primo tucker !
Paul, are you missing the homeland?
One of your other recent posts used the "bloke" word.
Please remember...............We are no longer South of the Equator. We here in the US of A, and even in parts of Canada (excluding the Quebecois) use proper American English, sometimes the Queen's English, but this Aussie stuff just has to stop. I mean it's quaint and all, but "tucker"? Why the heck can't you folks just call it what it is.............FOOD.
Geno
PS, if you need to reminisce, I do believe there is a whole forum dedicated to Australia, no?
I bring it in from Alaska, Lower valley meats in Kalispell Montana does the smoking and the chief at my local restaurant does the rest. I just toss him a pound at a time and he makes my appetizer for me..
So, yeah, I do that...
I was impressed with the starfish pattern of soy and wasabi. Delicate work right there. Grins
😎
Bah, Humbug.
Hoity toity looking jazz. Prolly 'spensive too.
I'll take mine, about a pound if you please, not a few little slivers.
A wood plank or a piece of cardboard works for a plate too.
Don't need no soy and wasabi either with smoked salmon, raw tuna or yellowtail perhaps. Smoked salmon can stand alone.
I bring it in from Alaska, Lower valley meats in Kalispell Montana does the smoking and the chief at my local restaurant does the rest. I just toss him a pound at a time and he makes my appetizer for me..
So, yeah, I do that...
I was impressed with the starfish pattern of soy and wasabi. Delicate work right there. Grins
😎
Bah, Humbug.
Hoity toity looking jazz. Prolly 'spensive too.
I'll take mine, about a pound if you please, not a few little slivers.
A wood plank or a piece of cardboard works for a plate too.
Don't need no soy and wasabi either with smoked salmon, raw tuna or yellowtail perhaps. Smoked salmon can stand alone.
What would a Klingit fella say about that plate?
Geno
G, you sound like a intolerant seal who only desires a bite from the belly of a salmon.
Plating is considered visual stimuli for the palate to enhance the tastebuds with anticipation of a coming bite of flavors.
While I'm sure George Peppard sported a nice tan at one time or another, I think you're talking about George Hamilton. George Hamilton was famous for his orange-ish tan.
I was impressed with the starfish pattern of soy and wasabi. Delicate work right there. Grins
😎
Bah, Humbug.
Hoity toity looking jazz. Prolly 'spensive too.
I'll take mine, about a pound if you please, not a few little slivers.
Geno
That's my appetizer not my entree, I bring him a pound at a time and all I get is what you see on that plate there.
The waiters start pushing a Alaskan Smoked King appetizer special straight away. I think he gets 3 or 4 plates like that out of the pound I give him. In turn, I don't get charged for the prep. I don't even order at that place, the chief just makes my dinner when I show up. It's a 5 star restaurant and my dinner tab is always under 20 bucks, can't say that for the bar tab though....
Pre-pandemic that was about 3 nights a week. I hadn't cooked a meal at home in almost 20 years other than BBQ's on occasion before this Kung-Flu schit. Currently struggling in the dinner department, thanks to great friends that understand my predicament and invite me over for meals I have yet to go hungry. I'm doing good to keep the dog fed......
I was impressed with the starfish pattern of soy and wasabi. Delicate work right there. Grins
😎
Bah, Humbug.
Hoity toity looking jazz. Prolly 'spensive too.
I'll take mine, about a pound if you please, not a few little slivers.
Geno
That's my appetizer not my entree, I bring him a pound at a time and all I get is what you see on that plate there.
The waiters start pushing a Alaskan Smoked King appetizer special straight away. I think he gets 3 or 4 plates like that out of the pound I give him. In turn, I don't get charged for the prep. I don't even order at that place, the chief just makes my dinner when I show up. It's a 5 star restaurant and my dinner tab is always under 20 bucks, can't say that for the bar tab though....
Pre-pandemic that was about 3 nights a week. I hadn't cooked a meal at home in almost 20 years other than BBQ's on occasion before this Kung-Flu schit. Currently struggling in the dinner department, thanks to great friends that understand my predicament and invite me over for meals I have yet to go hungry. I'm doing good to keep the dog fed......
Well, it is a very special looking plate and it's probably quite tasty. I'm very glad your getting a very reasonably priced meal out of the deal too. As it should be. Without having a scale to weigh it, it looks to me like he could get about 8 servings from a pound of your fish, perhaps only 7 including yours if he eats the ends as I would!
If providing him with a pound of slamon gets you a 5 star dinner for under $20 you are doing quite well. Were I you, I'd keep it up a few times a year at least. But I'm such a hog for that stuff I find it hard to part with.
I hope things get back to "normal" for you soon, looks like you have a good deal going.
Geno
PS I can't believe Beaver typed that crap about "visual stimuli for the palate" either. What a dweeb
PPS if you haven't figured it out by now, don't take everything I post seriously.
While I'm sure George Peppard sported a nice tan at one time or another, I think you're talking about George Hamilton. George Hamilton was famous for his orange-ish tan.
I want this for range gunning...Thoughts from the pistoleros. 😎
Sig Sauer P226 Tacops
Geno
Tacops, eh?
Do they provide a porn 'stache, a Celtic knot tat, a high and tight 'do, and a pair of Oakley's with that so you can really rock the range?
Maybe even a set of those black operator boots with redundant fastening systems? I mean, laces and a zipper? How cool is that.
Beaver gonna get a "sniper rifle" next......in full blackout cerakote so the perps can't see him. A scope with twisty dials and everything. Maybe an invisible laser designator too.
I think these guys carried 1st Gen Tacops pistols:
Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut.
Geno PS probably hard to go wrong with a Sig if it fits your hand and points for you. Then again , I'm no expert in Tacops either.
I assume that word means the same in Australian "English". (Never had an Aussie Sheila, so I wouldn't know)
I do know that when performed correctly, it doesn't matter what language........................they're likely to return so they can be fiddled some more.
Does this invite include a NetFlix production crew?
It wouldn't be the first time.....
I'm thinkin' of heading that way. Last time I was talking to the guys there it was empty due to the make believe flu schit but the door is always open for me and mine.
I don't know, Bobby's wife wacked a heap, this year !!
Others too, just love it when families hunt together !
The Award Committee Chair isn’t opposed to receiving gifts from nominees before final votes have been calculated.
😬😎
If one of these shows up, it’s not from me.
Now that's a classic t-shirt.
I can just picture and hear some ol' blue haired lady asking her granddaughter "Why does that man have a picture of that tattooed black fellow on his shirt?"
I don't know, Bobby's wife wacked a heap, this year !!
Others too, just love it when families hunt together !
The Award Committee Chair isn’t opposed to receiving gifts from nominees before final votes have been calculated.
😬😎
If one of these shows up, it’s not from me.
Now that's a classic t-shirt.
I can just picture and hear some ol' blue haired lady asking her granddaughter "Why does that man have a picture of that tattooed black fellow on his shirt?"
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