27/47. You decide. That is all.

OK, who is Sofia?

Decisions, decisions..

I think the one on the left.

Saggy cheeks on the face are called "jowls"- - - - -what are they called on the other end? I'd give one of them a 9 1/2, and the other one an 8. They could both eat crackers in my bed anytime they like!
Jerry

Well, at least we don't hear her whiney voice from that view

No fair if your using your heifer sizing up skills

Better than the old broad i have.

I'd do either or both.

Together if you can arrange it !

I am thinking the niece is on the left. But not going judgmental on either...

I saw that picture yesterday and Sofia, the 47 yr old, is the one on the left. I also looked up the nieces front and while very nice, Sofia is still hotter even at her age.

Both of them are incredible freaks of nature, God must love that family.

Sofia might be fun at parties.

Cannot stand her voice.

Why you gotta be a dick? You didn't see chit yesterday you just went and Foggled it.

Always some mudda fugga gotta ruin it for everyone.

Lookie me Im so mart.

JK😜🤪😁

You think that's her real voice when shes screaming AYI PAPÍ

I bet they are still as BSC as mine.

That aint Costco beef!

Well it's obviously all in the genes, but shows up better out of the jeans no buns intended. lol MB

Flip side for reference.

My goodness those are some hairy eyebrows.

Niece is most definitely a "butter face".

Imagine the box canyon non-groomed

Sheesh many Christmases....

Do many of you even get it up any more?

🤣🤪😜😂😎

Mine looked that good 35 years ago, time has a way with looks.

Thanks fellow Californio.

Or should I say

Muchisimas Gracias!!!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again....................I loves me some cheeks!

Geno

DAMMITT boy!!!!!

Couldn't resist, just had to go back for another look.

I sure miss SoCal beaches............but don't want to move back.

This'll keep me happy for a minute.

Geno

Mine still looks that good after 25 years or so...................................................











in my dreams.

And the pictures on the walls.


Geno

Yeah, I can't get over the size of those lemons on the vase either.

Perfect!

Geno

Sofía Vergara
American-Colombian actress
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DescriptionSofía Margarita Vergara Vergara is a Colombian-American actress, television producer, presenter and model. She was the top-earning actress in American television in 2012, 2013, and 2016, and is the highest paid TV actress in the world as of 2019

The "bag test"is the only thing that'll truly work.

Bag 'em both, and take a couple hours to make your choice!

Another Columbiana I have absolutely no trouble looking at:



Geno

PS, by the way, my wife the belly dance teacher says Shakira is a very good practitioner of the art.

I'm behind the time's never heard of either of them and I don't care. Rio7

There were a pair of lemon trees on the road into the Kenedy county ranch that had lemons like that or bigger! This is deep south Texas mebbe 20 miles from the Laguna Madre. We’d always stop to open pasture gate and grab a few for camp. One tree died and the other is usually picked clean by the bunk house boys that have moved into the old bunk house. Old Santa Rosa Ranch foreman’s house is about 100ft away on top of one of the few hills in the area.

Yep, older on the left.

Sofia Vergara ranks right up there with Salma Hayek and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Three of the most beautiful Latin women to ever grace this earth. I'd love to make it a foursome with those three.

How about a little piece of each.

But Catherine Zeta-Jones is Welsh. But yea.

That what I meant.

A blindfolded side by side taste challenge, so to speak. LOL.

Ten minutes with either one of them and a cold drink of water would kill a man so dead he wouldn't even kick and the undertaker couldn't get the smile off his face with a belt sander.

Remember when this was disgusting a few months ago?

They prolly just lay there.

Uh, no so to speak from this party.

There'd be some tastin' goin on for sure!

Geno

SO,



you have a point?

Geno

have never known a hispanic chick to just lay there.

Chloroform would do that.

They wouldn’t want to remember the disgusting acts I would perpetrate.

Ole Jay Pritchett was lucky Son of a Gun

Oh and the Sofia is on the left. Much more mature (ripe) looking.

I'll take the one on the right. I doubt she would take me, though....

Butt on the left is the younger one - young women are bigger than their moms and WAY BIGGER than their grandmother .

They're very similar in appearance to this mother-daughter pair we had on here a while back. Ages 43 & 19.

either way.......she looks better from the rear......

47 on the left

Not a chance in hell!

Lmao.

Nice bumpers imho...

L E F T....

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sofia-vergara-twins-lookalike-niece-194108781.html

still........

Holly Weird.........

Clearly you did not read the thread!!

I'm wrong this time but what i said is true around here far more often than not .

Doesn't really matter, I'd take either one at this point.

Id take either and or at any f(x,y)=sin(x2)cos(y2) in my life

Voice and accent I cant stand. Have to put a bag over the Frida Kahlo unibrow too but very nice asses indeed.

I happen to be an expert on prime aged chicken, Mamas on the right!

I would do things to her that would make Joe Biden blush

Which one makes the best sammich?

Take UR pick

This, I don't care which one is on the left... That would be my pick.

So much for Jorge's "Short shelf life theory" on latinas... at least in the caboose.

Both.

With me in the middle!

Is this Vegara or Viagra
I guess it does not matter to me they both work the same.
And I am not to picky I would take both of them no questions asked
I would not want ether one of them to feel left out over the other.

Hahaha... Yes Man!! Kingston, where you at??

Your chance of finding a Latina that ages well is about like the chance of picking the winning lotto ticket. And I’m married to a Latina, so if I ever forget to logout my wife is one of the ones that aged well

Old old joke.

Turn 'em upside down and they all look like sisters.

Either way, it looks to me like they both have perfect legs..............





feet at one end....................................












p---y at the other.


We could do a magic trick type thing? Shuffle them around, blindfold me, and say.......pick a girl, any girl.

Geno

PS, buncha strange ones around here if you ask me.............even noticing they have eyebrows????

ASSMAN!

Are you a millennial?

Of course I am....very beginning of the millennial period/tail end of Boomers. I think I have seen every episode of Seinfeld at least twice probably more.

Kingston recently had a post about the humor from Seinfeld, he needs to see this reference LOL

Best thread since COVID-19 started

The one that’s finished the job first!

Operator error.

I loves me some Latina Women... I'll poke one every chance I gets.

Thank you...They's pro active.

How true.

I hit up this light skin Latina escort up every time she comes to town. She does way more than "Just Lay There." Veronica

Thunder mama

My wife's married...

You gotta pay for it??

Well he did say escort.

We all pay for azz hat
We all pay for it azz wipe. What you some limp dick sniveling queer?

No. Ironbender isn't.

But now I'm not so sure about you...

Go put some more motor oil on your axes.

Wow. You sound like a tough guy. I’m surprised the babes aren’t just falling in line for you.

But, if ya gotta pay, ya gotta pay. It’s the only way a fella like you gets any, I reckon.

Like a fight at the friday night high school dance after the football game. Ha!

When he says he taps a lot of ass he means at one time with that one woman.

You wanna step outside? Huh? Do ya?
😆😆

Sometimes I pay sometimes I don't either way I get laid you prick. Try it some time. Your prolly one of them Alaskan homos your here about. As far as tough guy we're never going to know now are we. You started this chit so what the fuqk did you expect, your a troll period.

Which college did you not graduate from?

I'm a lover not a fighter. 😘❤️

Ah chit look who just walked in. Don Rickles.

Your mothers...

Then you really are stupid.

Because she's pretty easy.

LOL...

All of them, evidently.

Might be high maintenance there.

A lot of nerve on ironbenders part for asking the guy who publicly posted that he pays for sex to clarify if he pays for sex. This place gets better by the minute. I’ll set up a gofundme for the grizz. Maybe raise enough for the “bowling ball”.

All of them.

Where's the wide load sign?

Here maybe this will distract them.

FAB--U--LOUS!!!

Then I saw Barry’s post! 😆

pfft, BISH please! Watermelon Woman..

I’m data-driven!

I see you have over 78,00 post on here. You must be an expert. This is your life right? Another Florida dumbazz. Go outside and get some fresh air.

Sometimes you don’t pay.

Got it. I have a punchcard at the coffee shop. Buy 10/get a freebie! Sweet deal.

Another California ‘payer’......a little testy waiting on his $1200, along with a bailout for his bankrupt State.

Thought you pissy assed Flyboys had standards. 😜🤪🤣

Better dedicate some of that Go Fund Me to a slush fund for Penicillin- - - - - -he just might catch something from that gal that a belt sander can't scrub off!
Jerry

Oh fuqk look who showed up to the party.

No you can tell by just looking at her she’s clean. She only takes the $ and the D from the guys that DON’t have STD’s or the like.

Mr.Orange-balaclava would do her.....

California girl.

Who needs a sammich when you’re already at Arby’s ?

🤣

Every time I try going outside, your mom's standing at the end of the of the driveway.

Scary.

Yo Momma.....




No really yo momma

I’d hit either one of ‘em ten ways from Sunday. She could even talk the entire time if she wanted to. Wouldn’t make a difference to me.

I’m gonna have to seriously question what team they play for for anybody who says different after seeing those pics.

Where the hell was I? I certainly would have invited them out to a quaint little Viking food restaurant, and I would have paid.

This is all Mr Wiener has to work with in Iowa...If he can get it up that is.

Weeee doggie, I'd love to bash the blackheads growing in the crease underneath them titties.

And that whining douche bag up in Alaska 'Iron sphincter' this is what he hits once his goat is out of order

That's a gem of a post.....thanks for the laugh. lol

This thread is LIT ! LOL

WORLD STAR !!

Hey... We aim's to please...I'm just getting warmed up!

Koo Koo....

Zeta-Jones is Welsh. Hayek is Lebanese descent.

Hayek's father was Lebanese. Her mother Mexican.

Que honda hue?

Nothing wrong with a nalgona now and again.

Y ella es una chichona también!

Mas para jugar, no?

Geno

Your so cute when you sprechen sie Mexican

Worked with a Mexican fella in San Diego.

He just loved nalgonas.

With piernotas!

Talked about it all the time. Goin' to the bar after work to find una nalgona, bien lavada!


Dude was a hoot. Wife, four kids, always going to the bar looking for some side action.

Little guy.............but macho as hell.

Geno

She's a babe. Why'd you crop me off the left side of my pic.

Are we Facebook friends?

Grizz?

For cocoa puffs.

Unwholesome. My pastor is telling me this is not the road to eternal salvation, so I will sit this one out.

Was going to make a smartass comment about Sofia Viagra until I saw the picture.

I enjoy the beauty of God's handiwork.

Big un

I guess I am a lotto winner. Mine gets mistaken as the sister to our 20 year old daughter regularly...

That is a pair of nice butts, that for sure!!

Woman?

Heck, when I first saw the pic I figured her for a gal from your stables.

Geno

Thanks for re-posting the pic..........I needed another look to make sure..................



Yep, not going to prevent them from leaning over my porch railing.

Geno