We're all in this together.

Add your own...

Shelter in place.

Don’t be selfish. Wear a mask.

New Normal

Social Distance

Murder hornets. A name made up just to scare people.

It's for the children

If it saves even one life...

Wrong hole.

Novel virus.

Flatten the curve

Meet the moment

Speaking moistly

Bombshell
Gamechanger

Nobody is above the law!!!!

The cure is worse than the disease.

Everything that comes out of Andrew Cuomo"s pie hole.

Threatening our democracy.

the fact of the matter is"

"at the end of the day"

How about just one word that drives me crazy...."woke"

The walls are closing in.

It's the beginning of the end.

Tobys favorite, we’re all in this together!

This is the CBS Evening News with Nora O’Donnell

FFFFFUUUUGGGHHHH!!!

Get's my vote...very Obamaesk.

I will second this.

Jim

Rule of Law

Ubiquitous.
If I do my part......
Pill (meaning 'bullet'. A 'pill' makes you better, a bullet makes you deader.)
Mil
Tactical

Meat shortage


I hope my meat never runs short,

at least till I get old, then ice cream can mitigate my sadness

Most important election of our lifetime.

Stay safe everyone.

Gretchen Whitmer.

Safer at home.

Homeschooling

Yeah, annoying as hell. Personal space would have been better.

Send it
Get some
Clicks up,down,left,right
Game changer
Let's do this
6.5 Creedmore
Has that been validated
Covid 19/Corona virus
Social distance x 10
I need to know were I'm at in this relationship
I need to know if your ready to take this to the next level

Trying times
"CNN, the most trusted name in News"

Common sense gun control

1. Went viral.

2. Not complying is selfish.

3. At the end of the day.

4. To piggy back on what he said.

5. RAS made a little mistake.

Existential threat

Essential employees

on the front lines

hand sanitizer

"where's your mask"

flatten the curve

essential employee

herd immunity

community spread

social distance

virtual schooling

"That's not who we are"...............

Driver's license and insurance......

Anything out of Obama's Muslim pie hole.

This is my #1 nominee. It's a silly contradiction in terms. If its new it's not normal, and if it's normal its not new.

Made in China

All of the above

"in these uncertain times"...

Might want to write this one on the wall.

We’ve entered into a new paradigm.

(Conjugate that one)

Google Zoom

Being compliant

I'll second that. That's an Obama saying. That one ranks right up there with, "You didn't build that."

"Stay home and stay safe everybody. We can do this together alone. Remember, essential travel only."

Unprecedented.

I’d just as soon never hear this again... this year or not... especially coming out of the mouth of our POS governess...

“Yo, bro.”

“Governor” Wolf

Maybe in this paradigm, Old Toot will no longer drive his Saleen Mustang around in his bath robe and crocs.

Hashtag

Ass twerking

#jealousphhhuucckk

It's all good.

How sore AlwayOutdoors nipps are from breastfeeding 🤱😂😎

Stay safe.

It all reminds me of "United We Stand."

Same crock of schitt.

It's no worse than the flu.

"GFY"

and BTW, GFY

Common sense.

No agreement as to what it means; a lazy way to avoid having to prove your argument.

If he had heeded the common sense of the time holding that the world was flat, Columbus never would have made his voyage. The Wright brothers never would have attempted their flight, because common sense said that man would never fly. Many other examples throughout history.

Paul

“Hero’s work here” at the post office and nursing homes.

As if those who gave way under gov jackboots and stayed home aren’t the REAL “hero’s” (recognizing new hero defined as victim).

Years back OSHA ran the numbers showing that people were 6 times safer at work in the Industrial Arena than they were at home.

You’re no spring chicken....

I’m a happy camper.

"fugginChinese, fugginupeveryfugginthing"

While we're at it, could we finally have a moratorium on "Hammer of Thor" and "DRT"?

Shoots like a laser.

Crank bolt.

Agree 100%!

'we're all in this together'

Heard from a WAPO talking head on Chicken Noodle News (cnn).

“We’re now into an area and point in time whereby normal, ordinary Neologisms cannot adequately describe the current situation nor can they predict the future.”

If I’m not mistaken, a neologism is like:

Circumvent:
An opening in the front of a Jewish man’s boxer shorts.

Or

Cashstration:
What happens to a man after a divorce.

She may well have been right in what she said.

Winnie, Remmie, Annie, platforms, pills (bullets) , etc etc.

Just put the tip in

New York City

Remember everyone we are all in this together

Senate hearing.

We are all in this together, so whenever you are ready to send it, just put the tip in and the pill will shoot like a laser and hit like a hammer of Thor, after all it is a 6.5 creedmore and it will drive tacks and shoot a half inch all day long as long as you do your part and stay sheltered in place to flatten the curve and if you’re not above the law the cure is worse than the disease because after all, it is the new normal when we are fast approaching the most important election of our lifetime but if you are ready to take it to the next level, gfy and do it for the kids because in these trying times that is not who we are!!!!

They are all getting old.

Out of an abundance of caution.

My safe space.

Well, it's only midMay, so you have a while to suffer.

"Hold Trump accountable".

Yep - stupid, "feel good" nonsensical saying. Different levels of "being in it all together" eg those in ICU, and those not. Those employed and those not.

A bit like saying we can all collectively enjoy our uniqueness.

Front line workers, amongst all the others mentioned previously

I’m unique.
Just like everybody else.

Another phrase that will never go away, and isn't COVID related, but irritates me is part of Winston Churchill's WWII speech "...we will fight them on the beaches..". Winston never fought them on the beaches - he directed others to do that for him. I don't see why he was so popular after the mess he made of Gallipoli and the Dardanelles in WWI and all the lives he wasted.

Executive order

He Dindunuffin

European Flu

For a while, "Madam Speaker".

Nancy Pelosi, Barak Obama, and...... Adam Schiff.

"Social Distancing".

How about "investigation"? Most blurt that out without a thought as to what it involves. "We demand an investigation"!

To conduct a proper investigation requires a special set of skills that are acquired through training. It isn't taught in law school, in fact there are special courses available for lawyers who want to become investigators.

It takes more than just "common sense", and it damned sure doesn't mean someone sitting on a high dais with a name plate that says "Senator" asking a bunch of grandstanding badgering questions, and calling it an "investigation".

How about a foreign entity investigating an American? Are there personnel thoroughly familiar with the English language and American culture? How do they gain access to the necessary info sources from a remote foreign location, e.g. Ukraine?

Does anybody ever consider these things?

Paul

Study, as in "studies have shown", "a study has found", and especially "breakthrough study".

Anybody who has any true knowledge of science, which should be acquired in any basic science course, wouldn't use the word "study" that way.

A study is to a body of scientific knowledge as a brick is to a large building.

Paul

"High bore axis"

Words fail me.

Asking for a friend

You don't have to hear that now.

Black Lives Matter

White privilege.

Systemic Racism

Fact Check

Russia

Collusion

Russian collusion

Dossier

Russian Dossier

Steele Dossier

Hold them accountable

99% of all FBI agents ....

According to my sources

Peaceful protestors.

Any thing from any chithead muslim or democrat.

I was told recently by a social justice warrior that I was being "knowledge resistant"
So that's one I never want to hear again.

The CDC recommends.

And one that I haven’t heard yet, but will hate hearing in the next election cycle-presidential candidate Gavin Newsom.

Peaceful Protest.

Black Lives Matter.

White Privilege.

and Woke!

Biden Harris

No Mask, No Entry - - - unless referring to a woman with a butter face.